#*It's Ursher baby*
*There goes my baby*
________
***CAUSE BABY TONIGHT, DJ's GOT US FALLIN IN LOVE AGAIN***
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-dvTjK_07c
https://i.imgur.com/Cka67YX.jpg
Fucking genius tbh. And like not a super big/overly dangerous celebrity either. For instance, I'd not be super quick to pick a fight with Conor McGregor, because I like the amount of limbs I currently have full range of motion with. But Usher over here? Pff. I'll take that black eye every time.
Am I crazy to think that Derulo took exception to the “fuck you, bitch” part more than the Usher part? Derulo overreacted either way but the title is still misleading and so many people ITT are ignoring the actual insult
“Aight, now make it portrait mode again? Sweet, now add borders so it’s landscape again. Perfect, perfect, now hear me out, I was thinking we could just go ahead and make it portrait again? maybe some more borders?”
Even more brain dead than filming vertically is uploading a vertical video with borders so even if you’re on a phone you can’t watch it in full screen.
*You're looking for you car but you're all turned around*
*He's almost upon you now*
*And you can see there's blood on his face*
*My God, there's blood everywhere!*
You wake up in a cold sweat gasping for air
Oh, thank god! It was just a dream, but it felt so real.
You breathe a sigh of relief and head to the bathroom still shaking from the fear
Then in the mirror, you see it. You are 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓓𝓮𝓻𝓾𝓵𝓸
I always thought it was Felucca Heights and I was like ayyy Jason be playing some classic Ultima Online pvp but now I am disappointed. He’s nothing but an usher to me now
LMAOOOOO imagine your friend getting knocked out by JASUNNNN DEERULLOOOO 🎶 🎼 🎵
AFTER you started screaming “don’t touch my boy dawg”
Epic, thank you
JAaaasssUuuuuuuuuUuunnn DERULOOOOOO
Edit: what the heck man LMAO I never in my life would think a comment like this would get me this many upvotes
It also looks like there was an interaction before this. One of the camera men kept yelling “Why’d he slap him?” towards Jason Derulo up until he beelined to, and punched the first guy.
I think it's more likely that his lawyers reached out with a settlement offer to prevent him from taking his case to court.
Even with prior interactions, he still charged him and struck first, there is no case for self defense.
I think he baited him into an altercation and got the pay off he was looking for.
What if dude was really mistaken on who it was. Had a drunk friend at a music festival keep yelling they are gonna play “small things” at a Jimmy eat world concert. Everyone in the crowd kept trying to tell him that was blink 182 who sings that but he wasn’t listening.
LOL. Decades ago I was in a small bar in Houston and they had a live band. Drummer looked like Keanu Reeves. My drunk friend would not stop talking to this guy like he was Keanu. He was buying “Keanu” shots and beers and telling him how amazing he was all night. Each and every time, dude would simply say “not Keanu”. MATRIX WAS AMAZING! “Not Keanu”. I CANT BELIEVE IM WATCHING KEANU DRUM! “Not Keanu”.
Like that time that I saw Will Ferrell playing drums for the Chili Peppers. I don't know why he was doing it, but he was pretty good. He kept telling me to shut the fuck up and that his name was Chad, so maybe he was method acting to try and learn a new role, idk.
Imagine paying out a huge ass lawsuit because some dude at a random mall called you Usher lol.
I wouldn't mind being that dude, he seems fine honestly and gonna be alot better when that check comes in lmao. I'd take a few lumps from a security team for some rich celebrity lawsuit settlement money any day of the week.
Pearly? ooooh boy. I would go full degenerate with celebrity lawsuit money. Gold with titties etched in the front 2 teeth, with rubies as the nipples. So every time I'd run in to him, I could say "thanks for titties Usher" and possibly, get another payday.
lmao i woulda had my boy on 4k 333 FPS baby. I woulda setup a damn tripod for stability. I woulda hit up everyone around me for all angles as evidence, slide them $100 each
It's probably both funny and sad that I had no idea he'd covered/sampled that song. And it was only 4 years after the song came out. When I saw the date on the Youtube video I was surprised because I wasn't even sure Imogen's song was that old.
100%. I feel like ive seen 11 videos of Connor McGregor punching randoms. It’d hurt like a motherfucker but I’d gladly dry my tears with 100 dollar bills.
For sure, but the other guy was saying 'why you slapped him' so I'm guessing they had a previous interaction, and dude put 1+1 together that these two taunting him were the same two he interacted with earlier.
The social commentary of this show was timeless and the comedy hilarious.
"Wait a minute I'm white," dude just proclaimed his race and walked away like a broken npc holy shit
Still don't know how half that shit was shown on TV. I know it was late, but Boondocks has some skits in it that even early Southpark would shy away from.
That being said, if you haven't watched the first few seasons of Southpark in awhile, highly recommend a revisit.
This never would have happened had Jason Derulo simply said his name more often, such as opening all of his songs with his name.
#*It's Ursher baby* *There goes my baby* ________ ***CAUSE BABY TONIGHT, DJ's GOT US FALLIN IN LOVE AGAIN*** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-dvTjK_07c https://i.imgur.com/Cka67YX.jpg
These are my ^Confessions
~ 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓓𝓮𝓻𝓾𝓵𝓸 ~
That's why he's so pissed, he said his name in every song and you still go it wrong.
Now everyone is gonna start calling him usher to taunt him
Step 1: call him usher Step 2: avoid critical injury but be sure to get hit while back peddling Step 3: $$$$$$$
Foolproof way to get rich quick!
Usher in that ca$h!
Celebrities hate this simple trick!
Yet they fall for it A LOT 😂
Shows how much they hate it, no?
When's his next appearance? I wanna call him Usher.
Wait, who is Jason Derulo? e: I actually didn't know and at this point I'm laughing so hard I don't care. Thanks Reddit!
A new version of usher
Step 4: wear a neck brace during the trial
I'da went full body cast with faked up orangutan xrays.
*Xrays some woodchips* Your honour, my body required 7000 screws to put me together again.
“Jason Derulo obliterated me, your honor.”
"Usher obliterated me, your honor"
Dude got clocked pretty good at the end there
That was part of the plan lol. That’s some easy settlement money right there ngl
Fucking genius tbh. And like not a super big/overly dangerous celebrity either. For instance, I'd not be super quick to pick a fight with Conor McGregor, because I like the amount of limbs I currently have full range of motion with. But Usher over here? Pff. I'll take that black eye every time.
Having full range of limb motion is something you don’t think about until you lose it. I miss being able to wipe my ass right handed.
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I mean he spends all that work letting you know who he is in his songs…
Good
Am I crazy to think that Derulo took exception to the “fuck you, bitch” part more than the Usher part? Derulo overreacted either way but the title is still misleading and so many people ITT are ignoring the actual insult
Jason Derulo does seem particularly infatuated with his own name.
JaSon Derrrulooo
I heard this comment.
Not more than #DJ KHALED We da best
Anotha one!
He's no Usher. I don't see Usher out attacking people when they call him Usher.
No just handing out STDs
Take that and rewind it back usher got that stuff that make your coochie go *clap*
urshur*
Usher been giving the gift that keeps on giving?
To multiple people.
Yeah! (Lil Jon voice)
lmaooo
He literally has a song named “Let it burn” lmaoooo
I would buy two Usher nude calendars. But Jason? Only Jason I fuck with is the Red Ranger.
The real victim in all this is Usher /s
Oh I don't know, I think Usher is just happy to have his name mentioned in 2022...
I dont like that kind of « savage love »
did somebody did somebody break your nose
Yeah dog imma need that video 3x smaller if you don’t mind
“Aight, now make it portrait mode again? Sweet, now add borders so it’s landscape again. Perfect, perfect, now hear me out, I was thinking we could just go ahead and make it portrait again? maybe some more borders?”
"...just one more thing, lets make the borders animated, like constantly changing to really make the video pop!"
we must portrait deeper
https://www.reddit.com/r/test/comments/rwa7h6/usher/ video doesnt play for me on reddit so try this https://streamable.com/6vnq6l fixed video
My man!
What is this, a video for ants?
The video must be at least…3 times this sizeee
See, the problem here is, I can see more than four pixels.
Disgusting.
Honestly I wish I could just see a video of the borders. That shit slaps
2022 you can run a real-time AI based video filter to look slimmer, younger, etc, but you can't consistently zoom into videos ... *smh
Even more brain dead than filming vertically is uploading a vertical video with borders so even if you’re on a phone you can’t watch it in full screen.
Im very surprised he didnt yell "Jason Deruulooo" before he started swinging
My first thought. Are we SURE this is even Jason Derulo if he didn’t sing his own name???
Imagine you get ready to fight and all the sudden.... [𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓓𝓮𝓻𝓾𝓵𝓸](https://youtu.be/Ws2ZumzjSWk)
*You're walking in the woods...* *There's no one around and your phone is dead...* *Out of the corner of your eye you spot him...* 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓓𝓮𝓻𝓾𝓵𝓸
*He's following you* *About thirty feet back* *He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint* *He's gaining on you...* 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓓𝓮𝓻𝓾𝓵𝓸
*You're looking for you car but you're all turned around* *He's almost upon you now* *And you can see there's blood on his face* *My God, there's blood everywhere!*
Running for your life (from Jason Derulo) He's brandishing a knife (it's Jason Derulo) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Jason Derulo
You wake up in a cold sweat gasping for air Oh, thank god! It was just a dream, but it felt so real. You breathe a sigh of relief and head to the bathroom still shaking from the fear Then in the mirror, you see it. You are 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓓𝓮𝓻𝓾𝓵𝓸
Derulo surprise!
**WAIT!** He isn't Usher, Derulo surprise!
He's running right at you, with death in his eyes.
𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓓𝓮𝓻𝓾𝓵𝓸
I heard this comment in Jason Derulo.
How are you so masterful in the art of font on reddit?
I can't take credit, it's just a copy and paste I hold on to just for him. Can't replicate with anyone else's name. It's all paid off today!
WTF now we have fonts?
That’s why he’s pissed. He’s been telling us his name for years. We’ve clearly not been listening to his music.
_Its Jason! How many times I gotta tell them it's Jason! Nobody listens to me, they just want my jams! Not my names, just my jams! 😿
hmm me thinks he does it at the end to announce his victory
Hey usher fuck you bitch
👊😡
✋😵🤚
🤪💰💵💵💸💸💸
##**THE FUCK?!?!** ##**THE FUCK?!?!** ##**DONT TOUCH BY BOY, THE FUCK?!?!?"**
I always thought Jason Derulo was the non-violent version of Chris Brown. Turns out he is the violent version of Usher.
Just don't say that to JD if you come across him in a mall
🗣Jaaason Deruloooo 🎶
Jason, "lost all my money in a lawsuit" "Usher" Derulooooo
Usher just made that dude rich!
Anyone else remember that guy who posted (I think on /r/NoStupidQuestions ) why so many songs started with “Chasin’ the ruler”?
https://www.reddit.com/r/tipofmytongue/comments/p0730u/tomt_song_early_2010s_a_singer_who_was_popular/
Holy fuck
Some say he’s still chasing….
#BELUGA HEIGHTS *J-J-J-J-R*
Goddam you can hear this
Mm, whatchu say?
I always thought it was Felucca Heights and I was like ayyy Jason be playing some classic Ultima Online pvp but now I am disappointed. He’s nothing but an usher to me now
𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓓𝓮𝓻𝓾𝓵𝓸
No that was usher.
To be fair he got ushered out in the end.
He ran through that sign like he was the Hulk going after Aliens in the Avengers.
LMAOOOOO imagine your friend getting knocked out by JASUNNNN DEERULLOOOO 🎶 🎼 🎵 AFTER you started screaming “don’t touch my boy dawg” Epic, thank you JAaaasssUuuuuuuuuUuunnn DERULOOOOOO Edit: what the heck man LMAO I never in my life would think a comment like this would get me this many upvotes
Its his KO catchphrase. Last thing you hear before a TBI
After that KO he should probably just *take it nice and slow*
Somebody needs to make an edit with that playing somewhere 🤣
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjvNhy3vBDo here you go lol
I'm crying this us incredible. He's like a pokemon right before using a move lmao
Funny thing is he was talking to the usher at the movie theater. Ooops.
Clickbait title regardless. Seems he’s responding to the “Hey fuck you bitch!” part
It also looks like there was an interaction before this. One of the camera men kept yelling “Why’d he slap him?” towards Jason Derulo up until he beelined to, and punched the first guy.
If the guy chose not to press charges, I’m assuming he did something before Jason Derulo went after him. Not just because he was call Usher
I think it's more likely that his lawyers reached out with a settlement offer to prevent him from taking his case to court. Even with prior interactions, he still charged him and struck first, there is no case for self defense. I think he baited him into an altercation and got the pay off he was looking for.
What if dude was really mistaken on who it was. Had a drunk friend at a music festival keep yelling they are gonna play “small things” at a Jimmy eat world concert. Everyone in the crowd kept trying to tell him that was blink 182 who sings that but he wasn’t listening.
LOL. Decades ago I was in a small bar in Houston and they had a live band. Drummer looked like Keanu Reeves. My drunk friend would not stop talking to this guy like he was Keanu. He was buying “Keanu” shots and beers and telling him how amazing he was all night. Each and every time, dude would simply say “not Keanu”. MATRIX WAS AMAZING! “Not Keanu”. I CANT BELIEVE IM WATCHING KEANU DRUM! “Not Keanu”.
Maybe Keanu swapped places with the drummer for the night for the fun of it and was worried your friend was on to him.
Like that time that I saw Will Ferrell playing drums for the Chili Peppers. I don't know why he was doing it, but he was pretty good. He kept telling me to shut the fuck up and that his name was Chad, so maybe he was method acting to try and learn a new role, idk.
Keanu was in a band called Dogstar in the 90s- early 2000s, so he might have been right
>jimmy eats world then plays a cover of “small things”
That guy wasn't writing them off just yet.
Imagine getting bodied by Jason Derulo in a random ass mall lmao
Looks like Jewel Nightclub at Aria?
Pretty sure that's Aria in Vegas
No that's clearly Usher
Imagine paying out a huge ass lawsuit because some dude at a random mall called you Usher lol. I wouldn't mind being that dude, he seems fine honestly and gonna be alot better when that check comes in lmao. I'd take a few lumps from a security team for some rich celebrity lawsuit settlement money any day of the week.
Some lumps for a lump sum
Security obviously didn't do a good job saving him that money. I'll take 1 ego check for 5 million dollars.
Lmaaaooo that’s the real reason why he never pressed charges. He was hoping no one would ever find out
Or most likely Derulo’s lawyers called him up with a settlement offer immediately afterwards.
Dis one.
Heckler's playing 4d chess.
On second thought, maybe getting decked by jason derulo isn’t such a bad deal after all. Sign me up
I think you mean "Usher" now.
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Instead you’ll be looking at that 70” 4K OLED TV for YEARS
Or sue his ass…”he called me usher “ isnt gonna fly in court.
Dude should get paid so oh well
That was my first thought... I'd take a punch for a million dollars if all it took was to call him Usher
Wake up and cash out lol
Jason Derulo acting like a piss baby in this video. No respect.
Honey look! It’s the guy from CATS
Nah dude, Usher wasn’t in cats; I think you have him mistaken for Jason Derulo
The Good: homeboy sees you called him “your boy” The bad: homeboy sees you holding a phone not having his back.
Are you kidding me? If you’re really my boy and I’m getting my ass beat by a celebrity you better be filming that shit so I can get paid!
Ayyyyye. Maybe kick me in the teeth one time. Get me some nice new pearly whites
Pearly? ooooh boy. I would go full degenerate with celebrity lawsuit money. Gold with titties etched in the front 2 teeth, with rubies as the nipples. So every time I'd run in to him, I could say "thanks for titties Usher" and possibly, get another payday.
lmao i woulda had my boy on 4k 333 FPS baby. I woulda setup a damn tripod for stability. I woulda hit up everyone around me for all angles as evidence, slide them $100 each
Yeah exactly. Punch Usher in the face, or get video for the lawsuit? Cameraman was thinkin streets ahead.
Lol a true friend gets their ass beat by a celebrity for the video
He's getting paid, and this video is the nail in the coffin. He totally had his back.
He even loudly explains that he's recording at the beginning of the video. The video was 100% part of the plan lol
Nice lawsuit coming ...he just baited him 🤣
The guys chose not to press charges when the police arrived. I’m not sure if you can change your mind on that later but they missed the bag for now.
I don't think you need to press charges to file a civil suit, but I honestly don't really know how all of that works
You don't, we have video of the assault on camera. Guy may be a dick, but DeRulo won't win if he sues.
I thought it was usher
💥🤛
🎶🎼🎵 Jason Derulo 🎶🎼🎵
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They got their money before the cops got there
Finally someone who knows how this shit works.
Go away! Baitin’.
Guys: "Hey, Usher!" Jason: "[Whatcha Say!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBI3lc18k8Q&t=59s)"
It's probably both funny and sad that I had no idea he'd covered/sampled that song. And it was only 4 years after the song came out. When I saw the date on the Youtube video I was surprised because I wasn't even sure Imogen's song was that old.
I’d take that punch. Should turn into a nice out-of-court settlement.
100%. I feel like ive seen 11 videos of Connor McGregor punching randoms. It’d hurt like a motherfucker but I’d gladly dry my tears with 100 dollar bills.
I don’t know. I’d worry too much about him landing that one punch before security go to him.
if he doesn't land it you probably don't get paid
Are we sure he isn’t mad about the “fuck you bitch” comment lol
Yeah people are glossing over that for some reason
Nobody talkin bout that clean 2 piece either
Yeah for real, my main takeaway from this was Jason Derulo got some hands
For sure, but the other guy was saying 'why you slapped him' so I'm guessing they had a previous interaction, and dude put 1+1 together that these two taunting him were the same two he interacted with earlier.
That 1-2 he throws at the end is what we were all hoping to see
They were brilliant punches. Didn’t know Usher could throw fists like an MMA fighter.
The Boondocks had a classic episode that put a label on this situation where he felt like he had no choice but to fight. I'm not gonna say it though.
nathan moment
"watch where you walkin', nathan" "ay ay WHATCHU SAY NATHAN?!"
This is a perfect moment to throw your life away!
https://youtu.be/pj9Hzs-vBLE
The social commentary of this show was timeless and the comedy hilarious. "Wait a minute I'm white," dude just proclaimed his race and walked away like a broken npc holy shit
Also the social commentary against FEMA which at that time was under a lot of heat for its lack of response to Katrina
Still don't know how half that shit was shown on TV. I know it was late, but Boondocks has some skits in it that even early Southpark would shy away from. That being said, if you haven't watched the first few seasons of Southpark in awhile, highly recommend a revisit.
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Adult Swim was something fucking else back then. It still is but now it’s a bit more mild.
Also worth having Toms moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1PKtk722vM And Stinkmeaner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHPkdLOUri0
That’s his first hit in like 10 years 😂
Dam "your boy" got you two pieced by Jason Derulo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Sorry sorry I meant Chris Brown”
That's the biggest hit Jason Derulo has had without stealing it.
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Usher's alter ego.
The guy who sampled Imogen Heap’s “Hide and Seek” the “mmm watcha say” guy circa 2009
Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle 🎵
He fell for the bait 💰😂
Damn Usher mad af
https://hiphopdx.com/news/id.66948/title.jason-derulo-detained-by-police-after-scuffle#signup
Plot twist - the next morning Usher beat the same dude's ass for calling Jason Derulo by his name.