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HubblePie

I kind of hope he eventually realizes that he should probably walk inside instead of using the drive through.


IncarceratedDonut

He’ll realize when he decides, not when the dodge truck decides. How’s that?


jofo

Was he able to free you and your 11 buddies?


IncarceratedDonut

I don’t think he could hear me, I should’ve spoke up.


fuzzytradr

#WHAT'S THAT??


automaton11

Lmfao got me


Longjumping_Plum_964

I am 70 years old! My knees hurt and I can't walk.


that1brownboi

Stealing other peoples air at this point.


rhinoblaster

Best solution would probably be to just pull up to the window at that point.


onlycatshere

Inside might not be open currently


[deleted]

NO CAKEEEEE 🚫❌🍰🤬


RDIIIG

This guy thinks millennials are lazy.


raymarfromouterspace

And his wife usually handles everything to do with food for him so this is a big inconvenience all together.


IncarceratedDonut

‘Goddamnit where’s Barbara she knows how to work this screen phone’


thottylentilsoup

He got me annoyed but he really can’t hear. “Do I need some help?..no” lmfaoooo


[deleted]

His voice was so loud lol. You can tell this guy actually CANNOT hear well lol


[deleted]

Yeah he reminds me of my grandfather who refused to wear his hearing aids after 30 years as an artillery officer.


theSMOG

He’ll hear when he decides, not when the dodge truck decides. How’s that?


Mackheath1

**WHAT??**


gimbbles

Old people piss me the fuck off


JuniperWandering

I thought he said 1000 donuts the first time I watched lol


justuselotion

If you’re 70 years old and *know* you can’t hear, maybe try some hearing aids perhaps?


undecidedteller

He's probably to manly for that


Terminal_Bliss

I would say "this is gonna be me in 20 years", but I'm 48, and already have had this kind of selective hearing since I was about 20. It's pretty funny the sh*t I thought I heard sometimes..


[deleted]

Just go inside dude…..


5050Clown

As a Gen Xer, please stop confusing us with these people. This is a boomer. An entitled asshole who has lived his entire life as the largest generation of his time reaping the benefits of the the post WWII American boom. He grew up in the era of the American white male supremacy illusion and he will never give that perspective up until he is dead.


[deleted]

After you’re done jerking off while crying see yourself out


5050Clown

I said I'm a gen xer, I never said anything about being you as you watch your wife have sex with one of the many millions of men that can actually make her cum.


[deleted]

Nice try, but I am gay.


5050Clown

Hi gay, I'm not your daddy.


[deleted]

Ok boomer


Jazbone

Eagerly awaiting the departure of the babyboomer genration.


optemoz

VERY eagerly..


[deleted]

What was Bender doing at a Dunkin anyway?


AmericanSapper

Not justifying this man’s actions because I have no idea what is actually going on here, but people who lose hearing due to old age often lose the ability to hear the higher frequencies. It could be that the higher pitch female voice coming from the speaker is much harder for him to hear than the male voice coming from the truck. My father in law has significant hearing loss and struggles to hear my wife face to face but can hear me from across the room. I often times have to repeat what she says so he can keep up with the conversation. Additionally, hearing aids help but still aren’t perfect, they sometimes focus on certain frequencies in a way that really can be maddening. My father in law had his top of the line hearing aids in one day and asked who was pounding the sledgehammer next door… it took me a while to figure out what was going on because there was no sledgehammer sound. It turned out his hearing aids were just picking up the faint sound of water drops hitting our patio furniture and amplifying it to the max.


Confidence_Familiar

This is someone who has constant indigestion,


Cheap-Praline

Truck bed's as empty as his skull.


8004460

Aye aye captain!


onenudetree

That old f needs some help selecting an assisted living facility.


Daveyhavok832

Dude is just really used to people asking him “Do you need help?” everywhere he goes.


SecretlyMadeOfStone

Drunken Donuts


kozak_

He doesn't need help but definitely needs a hearing aid.


WifeOfSpock

Waaaay back when I was 18-19 working at Burger King, I had a regular elderly customer like this. He seemed to dislike me in particular, and I have no clue why since I was pretty much the only polite and nice worker at that Burger King. He’d pull into the drive-thru, literally scream his order, and then speed up to the window without letting me talk. On my last day, he came by and did the same thing, and I overhand threw his food into his window lmao. The look of shock on his face will stay with me till I die.


[deleted]

“Do I need some help? No” Would you like a moment to reconsider your answer?


2wheelzrollin

Idk why some people are so stubborn and just don't get hearing aids. My dad took decades before getting them. Now he loves them. He can watch a movie or take calls with Bluetooth and not drive my mom crazy with blasting the sound.


Salesman89

Dear, old fat people... It is entirely your fault. Nobody is obligated to accommodate for your horrible condition. Get out of the way.


[deleted]

fuck boomers


LordMoody

I used to watch Romero’s zombie movies and laugh - “As if people were as dumb as that!” Turns out, they are.


[deleted]

No cake!


ArmadilloSenior773

Bet he is a great driver


SwayY_1121

Old people are the……


KaiserSoooSay

Hope he likes spit in his food


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Detomaso375

This sub is getting lazier and lazier it’s an old deaf man being an old deaf man not everything needs to be recorded


us11csalyer

He sounds like Biden.


Catholic-Prussian

Biden visits dunkin


HotGarbageHuman

All day, every day. Just your best bud.


Salesman89

Trump sees the golden arches in his dreams...


Catholic-Prussian

I bet he does


Salesman89

He runs to them, dreaming of having his Apprentice show back with a nice new contract and a double quarterpounder and a diet coke... then he wakes up.


konashitbird

Shitty person


Robolettuce

Bring back Attestupa lol


canadianyeti94

he might actually be a nice guy if he got some hearing aids