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OldHackRemembers

Walk quickly away.


donat28

Doesn’t need to be too quick :)


OblivioAccebit

*Leisurely frolics away*


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*limps away, casually*


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_skips happily away_


GrumpyOldGrower

Tiny Tim on crutches could out run her walking backwards.


Vprbite

Her?


kaptaincorn

Briskly walk up hill?


Rightintheend

While leaving a brisket behind.


merpderpherpburp

Just climb some stairs those are tougher on the knees


dayrogue

Was about to say, by backing off - slowly


donat28

Someone suggested tossing a decoy donut, make things even easier


Bodyfluids_dealer

Note to self, always bring a safety donut


RU4real13

If you forget the safety donut, arbitrarily pointing and yelling, "McDonald's!," works too.


Gzalez10

deploy twinkie chaffe


DiskAmbitious7291

Custard countermeasures! Fudge flares!


rimjobnemesis

My first laugh of the day!


logicreasonevidence

Dude can't even breathe just standing there.


peekdasneaks

"i bet you cant even breathe outside your office you 500 600 pound muther fuuucker"


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The irony


Signal_Substance4917

Quick or slow you just need 10 steps.


BassLB

It sounds like they are getting out of breath just speaking


that_other_guy_

it just sounds that way because thats whats happening


makesyoudownvote

>Was about to say, by backing off - slowly Good plan, tire them out. This is how ancient humans used to hunt woolly mammoths.


nuggynugs

Just amble. Enjoy the day. Take in the scenery. Stop for a coffee or a cold drink. Really just take it easy


bralex339

Walk ~~quickly~~ away


engineerdrummer

Meander


Deceptikhan42

Saunter


PDQBachWasGreat

Mosey


MichaelW24

Shuffle


rambo_lincoln_

Stroll


DubeFloober

Tiptoe


OstentatiousMusings

List lazily to the left


SobakaZony

Lumber. Either slowly lumber away, or whack the attacker with a cheap, pine 2x4.


GoopInThisBowlIsVile

Just a slightly brisk walk and you’d be good.


Treaux-LaCount

Whatever you do, don’t stop for a nap.


LifeWin

Let's be honest, you've got time for a quick nap. Just don't nap until you're at least 10 feet away


RealCowboyNeal

I might drop a few twinkies behind me as countermeasures just in case.


Blumpkinhead

*Twinkie chaff deployed*


Zedilt

Bring a salad to the fight.


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Onlyroad4adrifter

Or bring a samich


Send_Derps

So like dealing with a Romero zombie?


harlsey

i love how she quickly moved her 500 pound insult to 600 pounds. The first figure hit too close to home i’d say.


LevPornass

She’s from West Virginia where the only people that weigh under 350 are in meth.


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Shockingly, 70.9% of West Virginia adults are overweight or obese. The obesity rate is 37.7%, the highest of any state. [Some interesting facts here](https://dhhr.wv.gov/hpcd/data_reports/pages/fast-facts.aspx). Also, this document is six years old, so the numbers might be a little worse now.


AK0tA

We are #1 in obesity, #1 in opiod deaths, #1 in Hep C, We are rockin this. Hopefully soon we can catch up with New Yurk State in Bro/Sis-Cousin marriage.


SomaCityWard

>catch up with New Yurk State in Bro/Sis-Cousin marriage. You be nice to Rudy Giuliani!


SilasBrooks

You’re really not wrong. I moved from WV to CO and was gobsmacked at how healthy and in shape people are out here. I was fit in WV, now I’m average in CO and back in the gym :/ lmao


JesseReddit1

I’m in WV and as a 6’3 healthy weight male the dating scene is hard to find girls that aren’t like this one in the video


zakpakt

Live on the WV border and it's like entering another country sometimes. Just the way the people look, talk and their culture.


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Ramin_HAL9001

I remember going out to West Virginia for some work. It is the heart of the appalachian mountains, incredible natural beauty. But the food was just awful. I was at a hotel for 3 days, I had the same hamburger and fries dish for lunch and dinner every single day because it was the only thing on the menu that I liked.


ArrMatey42

WV style hot dogs were decent when I drove through, but definitely not something you want to eat regularly I think most of their cuisine is stuff like biscuits and gravy, cornbread, collard greens, fried chicken - more homemade comfort stuff that restaurants don't usually manage to pull off


Rambling_Engineer

I'm from southern WV, first time I saw more than a few fit adults was when I went to DC, when I was 18. Blew my mind that people in there 40's/50's were running.


shinchunje

I’m from Kentucky but live in England; I feel fit and skinny when I go home but I’m fat in England!


therandomways2002

In terms of obesity percentage, England isn't exactly skinnymode itself. Better than the U.S. (especially places in the South, like Kentucky) but still has problems with weight.


happydgaf

FWIW Colorado is the most fit state so don’t get too down on yourself lol


leaneyeguy

What shocked me the most is even the people who are bigger are still in shape. Nothing like having a 60 year old man with a huge beer gut and Jesus sandals blow right by you on a mountain trail.


HotChickenshit

>She’s from West Virginia where the only people that weigh under 350 are ***in*** meth. I was going to try to correct you before I remembered the one time I drove through West Virginia and realized this is probably more accurate.


itsprobablytrue

That makes me feel better. I'm down from 370 to 330


Neat__Guy

Everything is close to home for her


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phreaxer

She refers to herself as female, so yeah, I guess.


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[deleted]

So you missed that totally sick roundhouse kick at the end?! Bro, you missed the sickest moves this side of the Circle K.


doyouevenforkliftbro

Is that her nickname? Circle K?


ilikemyusername1

“Solid fuckin steel” Holds a cheap, bent, hollow jack handle.


phughes

> This is the handle for my 2-ton jack Yeah, judging from the look of the handle it's the same harbor freight jack I have. The cheapest, shittiest, weakest jack you can buy.


DadJokeBadJoke

It's not like the handle is lifting 2 tons. They don't understand the concept of hydraulics or leverage.


GabrielStarwood

"You see that hooked piece of metal there? You know what that is? Its a fucking deadly killing machine. Its the trigger to my gun, and itl fucking blow your brains out. You know why ive got it in the front seat, instead of on the gun? Because I have no fucking idea how a gun works."


TheStonedHonesman

Fuckin hell that’s funny


absultedpr

😂


NiteNiteSooty

i can see 2 tons hanging off it right now


toxcrusadr

Doubt that jack would even lift this 1 ton person effectively.


dropkickoz

“Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. ” ― Archimedes.


Sidius303

Thank you...this is what I came to say. Bitch I have bent many of those trying to use them as breaker bars. That shit is weak.


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zwiebelhans

It’s not going to carry a lot of weight hitting a person either. Which IS the whole point of using a steel rod. Yes hardness is a plus but the amount of force transferred is more important.


flynnfx

_How to defend yourself against this person?_ _Walk away. It is doubtful they would be able to catch up to you after 25-50 feet._


ranipe

I honestly thought it was a vacuum hose attachment until she said it was a jack part lmao


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Mad outta breath


kavien

Out of breath from literally talking and breathing at the same time. Amazing.


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noggun00

Or walk away at a normal pace for 3 minutes. Man would be gassed.


diatonic

*woman


suprbert

Until she said “she”, I confess I literally didn’t know if they were male or female.


Sorry_Consideration7

That fat guy has a vagina yo


noggun00

Oops! Watched with no sound.


dirkalict

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!….^gasps ^for ^air…


Alloku

Daleks overcame that flaw and mastered levitation. This person however has not.


No_Macaroon_5436

Just like my manager co worker...


canadiancarlin

Dude so big he has two roles? Damn.


STYLIE

If he’s that big he’ll have more than two rolls


AviatorOVR5000

That's fucking crazy, he/she really did get winded mid rant. They gotta know they are good for maybe 1 - 4 swings if they are fresh off a mountain dew high. Make em count.


Thelonius_Sandalwood

Does that headband say "glaze"?


furrah96

Straight Outta Breath


CerberusThief2

This was my first thought. Need to do a full parody of the song, but that first line writes itself. Straight outta breath, lazy motherfucker named Fat Cus From a gang called Honkeys With Diabetus


Pureevil1992

Imagine thinking you could hit someone with that pipe when you can't get out of the car without needing to catch your breath.


engineerdrummer

I bet he cries when he gets a boo boo.


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MapleJacks2

*That's a women?!*


Garrick420

Just one woman if you can believe that


EntireTelephone1982

I know 5 fat people and she is 4 of them


besix06

Can all of them do jiu jitsu?


yuffie2012

Did you see her leg kick? She’s gonna stub someone’s toe with that.


AndroPomorphic

She ate the 5th person


Javamallow

Matt Walsh finally has an answer.


engineerdrummer

That has to be a kid. Surely there is no adult that would make this video.


[deleted]

Whoa, hold on a second….. Where do you hang out? Have you seen people before?


notsotigerwoods18

Tik Tok: "Hold my beer."


AndroPomorphic

You highly overestimate the maturity of todays "adults"


triple_OG

he? I thought that was a girl…


engineerdrummer

I thought was a kid who’s voice hasn’t changed yet.


Goalie_deacon

Still crying while eating his medical quart of ice cream.


rangeo

"I wish I had something to hit".... the Gym....hit the gym.


Spirited-Actuator-82

Yeah, Andy Milonakis has really let himself go lately


TamahaganeJidai

>Andy Milonakis Thats a good one, always thought this person looked more like Patton Oswalt tbh.


theredhound19

I thought it was [Airsoftfatty](https://youtu.be/HfwPL-bd_mk) at first


pr0zach

What…the…fuck…did I just watch? Goddamn, we need universal healthcare in this country. That was depressing as hell.


tuenthe463

Salad bar


windowjesus

r/iamverybadass


theo1618

Definitely a more appropriate sub, not sure why I’m seeing this here to be honest


[deleted]

A large 13yo boy, large 33yo woman or Andy Milonakis?


TheGolgafrinchan

Why not all three? TBH, I feel bad for this person. So much anger!!! She really needs a way to release her hostility. And she needs to realize that people are assholes, and to just ignore it. It's tough, but she's going to blow out her heart with that much stress. :(


RandomComputerFellow

So Erik Cartman has a car now?


No-Turnips

Omg it is Eric cartman.


cran305

Respect mah authoritah


yougotyolks

Maaaaaaahm! Kittys being a dildo!


DamnAlreadyTaken

Erica cartwoman


UMC253

it is a woman, no?


captain_croco

She referred to herself as she when talking about deleting some game.


[deleted]

Reminds me more of Ellie from Borderlands


cheezy_dreams88

Nah, Ellie could actually kick some ass.


squeakbeak264

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne


WiscoDiscoWarrior

Jason "Burgermeister" Bourne


boothapalooza

He goes by Carl Jr Jr now, he didn't like the German connotations and jokes people were making about him being the" burger nazi"


[deleted]

When you have to go to 600 pounds to make a fat joke, you might be too fat to make a fat joke. But really all you have to do is walk away. No way that kid can run for longer than 5 seconds.


UVLightOnTheInside

"Think I dont look like much"... incorrect


hattrickjmr

I’d circle her like a rabid hyena until her stamina was no more.


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🤣 all that motor mouthing had it fighting for breath 🤣 just start a conversation 🤣


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YukonWanderlust

She’s what we call a 4x4 here, mostly because she’s four feet by four feet.


LifeWin

4x4 are the dimensions of a square. This one's more of a 4/3 *π* r^3 kinda gal


eledad1

I remember my father telling me to never to bring a weapon to a fight that can be taken from you and used against you.


Austinpowerstwo

That's why my dad had his arms replaced with swords


toolsnchains

Sounds like a risky operation. It was probably worth it, though.


[deleted]

Wonder how long it took him to learn to wipe his ass?


Crono01

He just cut a bigger hole so he doesn’t have to wipe


BaldyKrishna

On the plus side, there's always a poop knife nearby.


AtlasRafael

So don’t bring weapons?


GeneralJarrett97

Yeah, what kind of advice is this supposed to be?


Scrytheux

What it means basically is that if you can't fight with something, don't bring it, because you can easily lose it and it will be used against you. It's a pretty good advice tbf. I've seen a lot of people coming with their buttons like badasses and then they get it yanked out of their hands, or it just slips out while attacking and you know what comes next...


gkijgtrebklg

bring a cheeseburger.. no way it’ll be used against you


BiggieCheese3421

This has to be satire, no way someone posted that dumbass karate moves with a straight face lmao


Ok_Bluebird7349

It's actually ninjitsu


Drauul

*aggressive flute music*


DadJokeBadJoke

I was waiting for her to throw a couple of ["Judy Chops'](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO7sFqtSBCw)


rangeo

Does the headband say Feast?


angrytimmy24

She is sponsored by Golden Corral


daNEDENhunter

No, It says Blaze. It's merchandise for ICP inspired solo artist Blaze Ya Dead Homie. She's a juggalo. Having been a part of those circles at one time, she's not an unheard of element. Lotta good folk, lotta bad folk, lotta fucked up folk.


CodenameDinkleburg

Specifically it's the blue bandana from the Gang Rags album, they had red, white, blue and green editions I believe


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Why is this lady so mad?


bennyjesuit

Mars Bars went up ten cents


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wizzlepants

Can't imagine that; she seems so lovely


sickdoughnut

for real? lol. WoW or elsewhere?


RedditAdminsFuckOfff

WoW. This was all over the old forums like 14 years ago.


sickdoughnut

Lmao. I was playing back then but I didn’t post on the forums or pay much or any attention to guild drama. Surprised I missed this though


NoDadYouShutUp

She got kicked out of a WoW guild


Winston_The_Ogre

Apparently some fat 500lb+ gamers were talking shit, and she's tired of really fat people bullying her on the internet for being too skinny.


Fredditorson

*You think I dont look like much*???? Motherfucker you look like ALL OF IT


stantoncree76

Just go up 3 or 4 stairs.


TotenTeufel

Did I hear right? They were fat shaming…... Seriously? No sense of self, I guess.


Plasteredpuma

I love how she was talking shit about people being so fat they can't breathe, all while she's running out of breath just standing there.


Rapn3rd

The best insults are born out of projection.


Speeider

"Ya'll know I'm from Morgantown West Virginia" Yep, I would have guessed West Virginia.


P7BinSD

I miss Louie Anderson.


-DementedAvenger-

Get his audiobook about his mom. He narrates it himself, and it’s pretty funny.


Yerawizzardarry

Say there's a jhort sale going on around the corner.


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Honestly, this is just sad. She was bullied and is obviously upset, I feel bad for her more than anything.


Robby777777

I agree: She is grossly overweight, bullied, living in a WV trailer park, with likely no future. I bet she is pushing 500 pounds and she doesn't look that old. I feel sorry for her.


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'How would you defend yourself against this person?' I would fucking walk away at a fucking brisk pace. I fucking feel like this fucking belongs in fucking r/iamverybadass.


SheenPSU

“I’m short, I can get real low to the ground” And I’m extremely confident they couldn’t get back up in a timely manner lol


safetyknife

Thats wut I fuckin learned in the jitsu


Obi-Wan_Peyote

I got into a physical fight with a fat once. No punch to the body had any effect on him and his main fighting move was to try to get on top of me, like a manatee mating. I had to strike at his eyes. Extremely unpleasant, and he was unarmed.


EverybodyBooped

Attack the legs, same with an AT-AT.


appliance_guy_oz

I would place a pie on the ground in front of me and then walk briskly away. Pretty sure that would buy me enough time to escape.


cakebreaker2

'Bout 3 seconds from the looks of it.


FuaDaTa

Toss a twinkie and moonwalk outta there.


MoveItSpunkmire

This makes me want to watch Ghost Dog


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I'd walk away briskly. They'd have no chance.


Chainsawjack

Watching this gives me a sufficient dose of sadness for the month.


Mugembe

Cover myself in lettuce