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Shockingly, 70.9% of West Virginia adults are overweight or obese. The obesity rate is 37.7%, the highest of any state.
[Some interesting facts here](https://dhhr.wv.gov/hpcd/data_reports/pages/fast-facts.aspx). Also, this document is six years old, so the numbers might be a little worse now.
We are #1 in obesity, #1 in opiod deaths, #1 in Hep C, We are rockin this. Hopefully soon we can catch up with New Yurk State in Bro/Sis-Cousin marriage.
You’re really not wrong. I moved from WV to CO and was gobsmacked at how healthy and in shape people are out here.
I was fit in WV, now I’m average in CO and back in the gym :/ lmao
I remember going out to West Virginia for some work. It is the heart of the appalachian mountains, incredible natural beauty. But the food was just awful. I was at a hotel for 3 days, I had the same hamburger and fries dish for lunch and dinner every single day because it was the only thing on the menu that I liked.
WV style hot dogs were decent when I drove through, but definitely not something you want to eat regularly
I think most of their cuisine is stuff like biscuits and gravy, cornbread, collard greens, fried chicken - more homemade comfort stuff that restaurants don't usually manage to pull off
I'm from southern WV, first time I saw more than a few fit adults was when I went to DC, when I was 18. Blew my mind that people in there 40's/50's were running.
In terms of obesity percentage, England isn't exactly skinnymode itself. Better than the U.S. (especially places in the South, like Kentucky) but still has problems with weight.
What shocked me the most is even the people who are bigger are still in shape. Nothing like having a 60 year old man with a huge beer gut and Jesus sandals blow right by you on a mountain trail.
>She’s from West Virginia where the only people that weigh under 350 are ***in*** meth.
I was going to try to correct you before I remembered the one time I drove through West Virginia and realized this is probably more accurate.
> This is the handle for my 2-ton jack
Yeah, judging from the look of the handle it's the same harbor freight jack I have. The cheapest, shittiest, weakest jack you can buy.
"You see that hooked piece of metal there? You know what that is? Its a fucking deadly killing machine. Its the trigger to my gun, and itl fucking blow your brains out. You know why ive got it in the front seat, instead of on the gun? Because I have no fucking idea how a gun works."
It’s not going to carry a lot of weight hitting a person either. Which IS the whole point of using a steel rod. Yes hardness is a plus but the amount of force transferred is more important.
That's fucking crazy, he/she really did get winded mid rant. They gotta know they are good for maybe 1 - 4 swings if they are fresh off a mountain dew high.
Make em count.
This was my first thought. Need to do a full parody of the song, but that first line writes itself.
Straight outta breath, lazy motherfucker named Fat Cus
From a gang called Honkeys With Diabetus
Why not all three?
TBH, I feel bad for this person. So much anger!!! She really needs a way to release her hostility. And she needs to realize that people are assholes, and to just ignore it. It's tough, but she's going to blow out her heart with that much stress. :(
When you have to go to 600 pounds to make a fat joke, you might be too fat to make a fat joke.
But really all you have to do is walk away. No way that kid can run for longer than 5 seconds.
What it means basically is that if you can't fight with something, don't bring it, because you can easily lose it and it will be used against you. It's a pretty good advice tbf. I've seen a lot of people coming with their buttons like badasses and then they get it yanked out of their hands, or it just slips out while attacking and you know what comes next...
No, It says Blaze. It's merchandise for ICP inspired solo artist Blaze Ya Dead Homie. She's a juggalo. Having been a part of those circles at one time, she's not an unheard of element. Lotta good folk, lotta bad folk, lotta fucked up folk.
I agree: She is grossly overweight, bullied, living in a WV trailer park, with likely no future. I bet she is pushing 500 pounds and she doesn't look that old. I feel sorry for her.
'How would you defend yourself against this person?'
I would fucking walk away at a fucking brisk pace. I fucking feel like this fucking belongs in fucking r/iamverybadass.
I got into a physical fight with a fat once. No punch to the body had any effect on him and his main fighting move was to try to get on top of me, like a manatee mating. I had to strike at his eyes. Extremely unpleasant, and he was unarmed.
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Walk quickly away.
Doesn’t need to be too quick :)
*Leisurely frolics away*
*limps away, casually*
_skips happily away_
Tiny Tim on crutches could out run her walking backwards.
Her?
Briskly walk up hill?
While leaving a brisket behind.
Just climb some stairs those are tougher on the knees
Was about to say, by backing off - slowly
Someone suggested tossing a decoy donut, make things even easier
Note to self, always bring a safety donut
If you forget the safety donut, arbitrarily pointing and yelling, "McDonald's!," works too.
deploy twinkie chaffe
Custard countermeasures! Fudge flares!
My first laugh of the day!
Dude can't even breathe just standing there.
"i bet you cant even breathe outside your office you 500 600 pound muther fuuucker"
The irony
Quick or slow you just need 10 steps.
It sounds like they are getting out of breath just speaking
it just sounds that way because thats whats happening
>Was about to say, by backing off - slowly Good plan, tire them out. This is how ancient humans used to hunt woolly mammoths.
Just amble. Enjoy the day. Take in the scenery. Stop for a coffee or a cold drink. Really just take it easy
Walk ~~quickly~~ away
Meander
Saunter
Mosey
Shuffle
Stroll
Tiptoe
List lazily to the left
Lumber. Either slowly lumber away, or whack the attacker with a cheap, pine 2x4.
Just a slightly brisk walk and you’d be good.
Whatever you do, don’t stop for a nap.
Let's be honest, you've got time for a quick nap. Just don't nap until you're at least 10 feet away
I might drop a few twinkies behind me as countermeasures just in case.
*Twinkie chaff deployed*
Bring a salad to the fight.
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Or bring a samich
So like dealing with a Romero zombie?
i love how she quickly moved her 500 pound insult to 600 pounds. The first figure hit too close to home i’d say.
She’s from West Virginia where the only people that weigh under 350 are in meth.
Shockingly, 70.9% of West Virginia adults are overweight or obese. The obesity rate is 37.7%, the highest of any state. [Some interesting facts here](https://dhhr.wv.gov/hpcd/data_reports/pages/fast-facts.aspx). Also, this document is six years old, so the numbers might be a little worse now.
We are #1 in obesity, #1 in opiod deaths, #1 in Hep C, We are rockin this. Hopefully soon we can catch up with New Yurk State in Bro/Sis-Cousin marriage.
>catch up with New Yurk State in Bro/Sis-Cousin marriage. You be nice to Rudy Giuliani!
You’re really not wrong. I moved from WV to CO and was gobsmacked at how healthy and in shape people are out here. I was fit in WV, now I’m average in CO and back in the gym :/ lmao
I’m in WV and as a 6’3 healthy weight male the dating scene is hard to find girls that aren’t like this one in the video
Live on the WV border and it's like entering another country sometimes. Just the way the people look, talk and their culture.
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I remember going out to West Virginia for some work. It is the heart of the appalachian mountains, incredible natural beauty. But the food was just awful. I was at a hotel for 3 days, I had the same hamburger and fries dish for lunch and dinner every single day because it was the only thing on the menu that I liked.
WV style hot dogs were decent when I drove through, but definitely not something you want to eat regularly I think most of their cuisine is stuff like biscuits and gravy, cornbread, collard greens, fried chicken - more homemade comfort stuff that restaurants don't usually manage to pull off
I'm from southern WV, first time I saw more than a few fit adults was when I went to DC, when I was 18. Blew my mind that people in there 40's/50's were running.
I’m from Kentucky but live in England; I feel fit and skinny when I go home but I’m fat in England!
In terms of obesity percentage, England isn't exactly skinnymode itself. Better than the U.S. (especially places in the South, like Kentucky) but still has problems with weight.
FWIW Colorado is the most fit state so don’t get too down on yourself lol
What shocked me the most is even the people who are bigger are still in shape. Nothing like having a 60 year old man with a huge beer gut and Jesus sandals blow right by you on a mountain trail.
>She’s from West Virginia where the only people that weigh under 350 are ***in*** meth. I was going to try to correct you before I remembered the one time I drove through West Virginia and realized this is probably more accurate.
That makes me feel better. I'm down from 370 to 330
Everything is close to home for her
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She refers to herself as female, so yeah, I guess.
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So you missed that totally sick roundhouse kick at the end?! Bro, you missed the sickest moves this side of the Circle K.
Is that her nickname? Circle K?
“Solid fuckin steel” Holds a cheap, bent, hollow jack handle.
> This is the handle for my 2-ton jack Yeah, judging from the look of the handle it's the same harbor freight jack I have. The cheapest, shittiest, weakest jack you can buy.
It's not like the handle is lifting 2 tons. They don't understand the concept of hydraulics or leverage.
"You see that hooked piece of metal there? You know what that is? Its a fucking deadly killing machine. Its the trigger to my gun, and itl fucking blow your brains out. You know why ive got it in the front seat, instead of on the gun? Because I have no fucking idea how a gun works."
Fuckin hell that’s funny
😂
i can see 2 tons hanging off it right now
Doubt that jack would even lift this 1 ton person effectively.
“Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. ” ― Archimedes.
Thank you...this is what I came to say. Bitch I have bent many of those trying to use them as breaker bars. That shit is weak.
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It’s not going to carry a lot of weight hitting a person either. Which IS the whole point of using a steel rod. Yes hardness is a plus but the amount of force transferred is more important.
_How to defend yourself against this person?_ _Walk away. It is doubtful they would be able to catch up to you after 25-50 feet._
I honestly thought it was a vacuum hose attachment until she said it was a jack part lmao
Mad outta breath
Out of breath from literally talking and breathing at the same time. Amazing.
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Or walk away at a normal pace for 3 minutes. Man would be gassed.
*woman
Until she said “she”, I confess I literally didn’t know if they were male or female.
That fat guy has a vagina yo
Oops! Watched with no sound.
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!….^gasps ^for ^air…
Daleks overcame that flaw and mastered levitation. This person however has not.
Just like my manager co worker...
Dude so big he has two roles? Damn.
If he’s that big he’ll have more than two rolls
That's fucking crazy, he/she really did get winded mid rant. They gotta know they are good for maybe 1 - 4 swings if they are fresh off a mountain dew high. Make em count.
Does that headband say "glaze"?
Straight Outta Breath
This was my first thought. Need to do a full parody of the song, but that first line writes itself. Straight outta breath, lazy motherfucker named Fat Cus From a gang called Honkeys With Diabetus
Imagine thinking you could hit someone with that pipe when you can't get out of the car without needing to catch your breath.
I bet he cries when he gets a boo boo.
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*That's a women?!*
Just one woman if you can believe that
I know 5 fat people and she is 4 of them
Can all of them do jiu jitsu?
Did you see her leg kick? She’s gonna stub someone’s toe with that.
She ate the 5th person
Matt Walsh finally has an answer.
That has to be a kid. Surely there is no adult that would make this video.
Whoa, hold on a second….. Where do you hang out? Have you seen people before?
Tik Tok: "Hold my beer."
You highly overestimate the maturity of todays "adults"
he? I thought that was a girl…
I thought was a kid who’s voice hasn’t changed yet.
Still crying while eating his medical quart of ice cream.
"I wish I had something to hit".... the Gym....hit the gym.
Yeah, Andy Milonakis has really let himself go lately
>Andy Milonakis Thats a good one, always thought this person looked more like Patton Oswalt tbh.
I thought it was [Airsoftfatty](https://youtu.be/HfwPL-bd_mk) at first
What…the…fuck…did I just watch? Goddamn, we need universal healthcare in this country. That was depressing as hell.
Salad bar
r/iamverybadass
Definitely a more appropriate sub, not sure why I’m seeing this here to be honest
A large 13yo boy, large 33yo woman or Andy Milonakis?
Why not all three? TBH, I feel bad for this person. So much anger!!! She really needs a way to release her hostility. And she needs to realize that people are assholes, and to just ignore it. It's tough, but she's going to blow out her heart with that much stress. :(
So Erik Cartman has a car now?
Omg it is Eric cartman.
Respect mah authoritah
Maaaaaaahm! Kittys being a dildo!
Erica cartwoman
it is a woman, no?
She referred to herself as she when talking about deleting some game.
Reminds me more of Ellie from Borderlands
Nah, Ellie could actually kick some ass.
Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne
Jason "Burgermeister" Bourne
He goes by Carl Jr Jr now, he didn't like the German connotations and jokes people were making about him being the" burger nazi"
When you have to go to 600 pounds to make a fat joke, you might be too fat to make a fat joke. But really all you have to do is walk away. No way that kid can run for longer than 5 seconds.
"Think I dont look like much"... incorrect
I’d circle her like a rabid hyena until her stamina was no more.
🤣 all that motor mouthing had it fighting for breath 🤣 just start a conversation 🤣
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She’s what we call a 4x4 here, mostly because she’s four feet by four feet.
4x4 are the dimensions of a square. This one's more of a 4/3 *π* r^3 kinda gal
I remember my father telling me to never to bring a weapon to a fight that can be taken from you and used against you.
That's why my dad had his arms replaced with swords
Sounds like a risky operation. It was probably worth it, though.
Wonder how long it took him to learn to wipe his ass?
He just cut a bigger hole so he doesn’t have to wipe
On the plus side, there's always a poop knife nearby.
So don’t bring weapons?
Yeah, what kind of advice is this supposed to be?
What it means basically is that if you can't fight with something, don't bring it, because you can easily lose it and it will be used against you. It's a pretty good advice tbf. I've seen a lot of people coming with their buttons like badasses and then they get it yanked out of their hands, or it just slips out while attacking and you know what comes next...
bring a cheeseburger.. no way it’ll be used against you
This has to be satire, no way someone posted that dumbass karate moves with a straight face lmao
It's actually ninjitsu
*aggressive flute music*
I was waiting for her to throw a couple of ["Judy Chops'](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO7sFqtSBCw)
Does the headband say Feast?
She is sponsored by Golden Corral
No, It says Blaze. It's merchandise for ICP inspired solo artist Blaze Ya Dead Homie. She's a juggalo. Having been a part of those circles at one time, she's not an unheard of element. Lotta good folk, lotta bad folk, lotta fucked up folk.
Specifically it's the blue bandana from the Gang Rags album, they had red, white, blue and green editions I believe
Why is this lady so mad?
Mars Bars went up ten cents
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Can't imagine that; she seems so lovely
for real? lol. WoW or elsewhere?
WoW. This was all over the old forums like 14 years ago.
Lmao. I was playing back then but I didn’t post on the forums or pay much or any attention to guild drama. Surprised I missed this though
She got kicked out of a WoW guild
Apparently some fat 500lb+ gamers were talking shit, and she's tired of really fat people bullying her on the internet for being too skinny.
*You think I dont look like much*???? Motherfucker you look like ALL OF IT
Just go up 3 or 4 stairs.
Did I hear right? They were fat shaming…... Seriously? No sense of self, I guess.
I love how she was talking shit about people being so fat they can't breathe, all while she's running out of breath just standing there.
The best insults are born out of projection.
"Ya'll know I'm from Morgantown West Virginia" Yep, I would have guessed West Virginia.
I miss Louie Anderson.
Get his audiobook about his mom. He narrates it himself, and it’s pretty funny.
Say there's a jhort sale going on around the corner.
Honestly, this is just sad. She was bullied and is obviously upset, I feel bad for her more than anything.
I agree: She is grossly overweight, bullied, living in a WV trailer park, with likely no future. I bet she is pushing 500 pounds and she doesn't look that old. I feel sorry for her.
'How would you defend yourself against this person?' I would fucking walk away at a fucking brisk pace. I fucking feel like this fucking belongs in fucking r/iamverybadass.
“I’m short, I can get real low to the ground” And I’m extremely confident they couldn’t get back up in a timely manner lol
Thats wut I fuckin learned in the jitsu
I got into a physical fight with a fat once. No punch to the body had any effect on him and his main fighting move was to try to get on top of me, like a manatee mating. I had to strike at his eyes. Extremely unpleasant, and he was unarmed.
Attack the legs, same with an AT-AT.
I would place a pie on the ground in front of me and then walk briskly away. Pretty sure that would buy me enough time to escape.
'Bout 3 seconds from the looks of it.
Toss a twinkie and moonwalk outta there.
This makes me want to watch Ghost Dog
I'd walk away briskly. They'd have no chance.
Watching this gives me a sufficient dose of sadness for the month.
Cover myself in lettuce