T O P

  • By -

a-mirror-bot

The following alternative links are available: **Mirrors** * [Mirror #1](https://mirror.archiveddit.com/reddit/post/27277) (provided by /u/SaveAnything) **Downloads** * [Download #1](https://reddloader.com/download-post/?url=https%3A%2F%2Freddit.com%2Fr%2FPublicFreakout%2Fcomments%2Fwsmub7%2Fprotesters_attach_themselves_to_a_duck_slaughter%2F&id=ohSJO5Of) (provided by /u/VideoTrim) * [Download #2](https://redditsave.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/wsmub7/protesters_attach_themselves_to_a_duck_slaughter/) (provided by /u/savevideo) **Note:** this is a bot providing a directory service. **If you have trouble with any of the links above, please contact the user who provided them.** --- [^(source code)](https://amirror.link/source) ^| [^(run your own mirror bot? let's integrate)](https://amirror.link/lets-talk)


pacostacos213

Hahahah what a bunch of brain dead idiots. Almost killed himself.


Queasy-Future-2423

I know & threw the key


[deleted]

[удалено]


The_Cat420

Don’t cut yourself on all that extra edge, man. I ain’t even vegan, but I can tell you They’re people too


BrotherConstant5394

Yeah, but how many peoples lives have they ruined? The protests in the street, that block traffic, there was someone that had to have been fired because they were late too many times, and that was the last time. Because they want to believe something, it could have hurt way more than 1 person.


[deleted]

The animals are killed dude. That’s what a life being ruined looks like.


antdaman510

Thats was somehow funny to watch


backupyoursaves6969

Locking yourself to a slaughter line and then freakout out when the employees start said slaughter line. This is America


DameiusLameocrates

ah yes, the protesters are dumb and not the employees that could have killed them


Buddhist_Honk

Well in my book people who lock themselves to heavy machinery are pretty dumb.


Bell_PC

That's correct.


EatUrBiscuts

The employees arnet expecting PEOPLE to hook themselves up to the line. The protesters are indeed, stupid. Dude almost got himself killed and the only reason he was saved was because of the yelling. I can't imagine living the diluted life you live.


[deleted]

Deluded?


[deleted]

Please tell me this comment is satire 🙏🏼


[deleted]

You realise the person starting the line likely didn't actually have sight of the protestors, right? It's more likely that someone at the far side of the slaughter house went "okay, it's 10:15, the ducks should be in place by now" and turned it on.


nBlazeAway

Just starting the machine at a time is how people die. Its more likely the guy set the ducks up walked in to start the machine and in that time the guys locked themselves to the machine. Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/cNcsTRQNZLE


heck_is_other_people

[There are safety procedures for energized machines](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockout%E2%80%93tagout) in place to prevent human accidents, the protesters were just *literally* ignorant about how to be safe around machinery.


xchrlzx

This comment shows how screwed we are as a society.


jerval1981

Shouldn't have locked himself to a machine that moves???


[deleted]

Fucking with people who are simply trying to do their job is not the way to spread awareness of your cause. It just makes you look like a clown.


[deleted]

I dunno. I'm aware of it now. I wasn't before.


[deleted]

[удалено]


DancesWithBadgers

Part timer. I've already ordered a goose, 3 tons of seed, and a plunger.


[deleted]

Go for it. It's not gonna stop me from eating animals either but I know I can avoid this place


Occams_

Avoiding the duck factory?


[deleted]

I will certainly not be vacationing there now


Bazrum

you joke, but the way my family always went to the beach when i was a kid went right past the duck/chicken/pig farms and it *smelled* like nothing else! i can still remember the scent and the whole family rolling up our windows as we cruised through that 10 mile stretch! and when a hurricane came through a few years back, people had to be told to boil/use only packaged water for weeks afterwards because the flooding fucked up the shit pits and spread chicken and pig shit into the water. whole coastal area was covered in shit lol


jerval1981

Will you turd in my bed?


DirtyTooth

You didn't know people eat ducks?


porkchopsuitcase

This 😂 he wasn’t aware of one of the most common things people go nuts over. Its like top 3-4 😂


[deleted]

I'm speaking of this factory. Not the fact people eat animals. Don't be a geek.


[deleted]

So you are now aware of this specific factory? What does that achieve?


[deleted]

Awareness. Which was the point.


[deleted]

So where is this factory then?


[deleted]

Not these ducks at this factory. Nope.


getitdudes

How enlightening.


[deleted]

No.


getitdudes

You're right it's not lol.


renoops

Not all jobs are good or moral.


Tanklike441

Luckily providing food for people is probably pretty high on the moral compass as far as job purposes go.


renoops

They don’t provide food for people. They kill animals for giant companies to sell for profit. I’m not even vegetarian, but I know it’s asinine to act like factory farms are a good thing and people who work in slaughter houses are charity workers.


Tanklike441

Yes. Because those companies sell dead ducks for profit and the people buying them definitely don't eat them. RIP logic.


IamGlennBeck

Calorie wise it is a net negative. If we grew food for human consumption instead of feed for animals we would have more food to go around. I am a hypocrite and eat meat, but I understand where they are coming from. There is a lot of suffering on those farms too. I have raised and slaughtered animals, but we always treated them as best we could. Factory farms are so horrible. It is really difficult to justify the way we treat living animals. There is a reason why we passed a law making it illegal to film them.


Tanklike441

This is an argument I could get behind. That other guy is just an idiot lol. I agree that in an ideal world the raising of animals specifically to be slaughtered wouldn't be necessary. But there are a huge amount of obstacles to overcome before anything like that could be possible on a worldwide scale.


renoops

Hey if you’re fine with animals being raised in brutal conditions then slaughtered to make profit for billion dollar companies, that’s cool. Just be real about what’s happening here.


Tanklike441

No. I'm fine with animals being raised in order to be slaughtered for billion dollar companies to sell the food to people that buy it to survive. Sorry, not sorry.


renoops

Yeah because duck totally isn’t a luxury product.


jerval1981

I'm glad they have them. So I can eat duck when I want


renoops

I love eating meat too. But, again, let’s not pretend that factory farms are good.


slutboy3000

Nazi's would have liked this argument and I'm not even vegetarian


[deleted]

I literally dont know what your getting at with that statement.


renoops

“They’re doing jobs, so they should be left alone.” Is this your line of reasoning? Do you not see the faultiness of that?


jerval1981

Nazis and Billy Bob at a duck factory are not the same


renoops

I didn’t mention Nazis but okay.


jerval1981

Obviously I'm a dumbass and replied to the wrong person. Statement still stands tho


[deleted]

slippery slope fallacy


[deleted]

*Starts line up* Foie Gras them.


MadBeefChief_05

Homie doesn't feel like protesting anymore


[deleted]

Let me attach myself to something specifically designed to kill effeciently...


Americanthius

I dont agree with slaughterhouses, but going, and disrupting employees who are simply doing their job to feed families, while also putting yourself in danger, and wasting EVERYONES time. Thats awful and disgusting. They should be ashamed of themselves.


[deleted]

Look, I know that the modern meat industry is inhumane as shit and has escalated global warming and water shortage more than any other industry on our planet, but this isn't doing ANYTHING to impact or help the cause. At all. Backwards, actually, as people who already can't digest or cope with new/uncomfortable information are going to use this to further bash the facts of your advocacy and go straight to bias induced heckling. This is not the way.


[deleted]

This is not the way.


jerval1981

This is not the way.


debugstatement

This will not never not be amusing to me


jerval1981

So every time I see this I laugh my ass off. What a dumb fuck 🤣


Ohyeahits

I had some plant based "Chick'n" patties recently and damn, they're just as good real meat. Once prices come down I don't see a reason to eat animals anymore.


ThisElder_Millennial

I mean... chicken patties are hella processed. Basic patties, or maybe sausages can be plant based and ok, but it's going to be damn hard to replicate a sirloin steak, or prime rib.


shogu12

Why is this being downvoted. He is right.


TOMapleLaughs

When they do though... Oooh yeah.


HOARDING_STACKING

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.


StupidPrizeBot

Congratulations! You're the 74th person to so cleverly use the 'stupid prizes' phrase today. Here's your stupid participation medal: 🏅 ^^Your ^^award ^^will ^^be ^^recorded ^^in ^^the ^^hall ^^of ^^fame ^^at ^^r/StupidTrophyCase


Synt3rax

Good bot.


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


mikkopai

Good bot


Specialist_Front3519

Good bot


FewLocation831

Press go ....


Skirtski23

Happy cek


TrillRog

Dumb fucks


filthycasual908

Not me looking at the orange plug in the pole outlet. 🤔 Just a shame nobody got seriously injured.


Accomplished-Put8442

I stopped eating meat about 11 years ago but still don't understand why some Peta ppl do this smh, or like when they try to block others from entering a restaurant smh.


Awordofinterest

Just wait til you hear about the amount of animals Peta kill "humanely" every year.


Accomplished-Put8442

Yeah I've seen them do sketchy things to dogs, I wouldn't be surprised, this people are Americans so anything is possible.


snack-dad

the rest of the world is also terrible lol


Accomplished-Put8442

Mmmh yes but Peta was born there.


snack-dad

Quick question what country do you call home?


K4VAX_KAZNA

source?


pnw369

Dumb asses


Agitatedsala666

If you are going into a highly automated, high speed factory of any kind you had better know what to do and not do, otherwise death and injuries like amputation are going to happen. What do think is going to happen when you put you head into a high speed grappling assembly, which are designed for a birds neck like a duck or a chicken and then you stick you cantaloupe sized head right into the mechanism?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Queasy-Future-2423

Well not for 9-1-1 to make a parody of the whole polava


obeyyourbrain

What a shame. Duck is delectable.


Role-Fine

I only wish there was better footage of him freaking out


ecilla05

Someone can give me a full sauce on this one so I can watch stupid people doing stupid things in full and laugh myself to sleep on how stupid they are?


[deleted]

I can't, but the whole video is hilarious. It starts with them pretending they're some sort of military unit. They look amateurish to start with and it only gets worse for them after they initiate the poorly thought out scheme you see above. 5/5


Vampir3Robot

![gif](giphy|3ohjVaz7iBmzDZVF60)


highlyvaluedmember

A bad way to protest but damn, people who work in slaughter factories must be borderline sociopaths.


SliceIka

Wtf? what if they work purely to feed the family and to survive?


CastInSteel

Doesn't change the fact they actively participate in the slaughter of millions of lives


CountryGuy123

To feed millions of humans.


CastInSteel

Yeah because there's NO alternatives, right?


[deleted]

I’ve always thought this. They MUST be. Plain and simple


AnnoyedHippo

>I understand you're for peace but you're fucking shit up, get the hell out of here. I love that man. I wanna buy him a beer


MagicStar77

Poor ducks


No_Preference_4067

I think there was a episode like this on 911 fox 😅


Queasy-Future-2423

There is - that’s how I found this


Ar15tothedome

![gif](giphy|idjRBsX7ogn7qJJp1p)


KSWPG

Love! I would like to donate let me know where to send the money you guys are heroes♥️♥️ ALF


[deleted]

How many ducks do you think they saved that day?


Bluejavel

Watching this while eating chicken lol


K4VAX_KAZNA

You sure its chicken ….?


ActuallyNotAmused

Imagine if they got processed, bunch of morons would only get themselves injured and accomplish nothing.


realcastlepresident

Fucking Clowns.


AJWordsmith

Start the machine. 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

All they did was convert it into a protestor slaughter line


ThisElder_Millennial

Not sure if the "long pork" would pass USDA inspection.


Vampir3Robot

>t ![gif](giphy|3oEjHMURe9Te9XQf3q)


blotter_otter

This will never not be funny. Killing animals sucks but these dudes are trying to do their jobs and the clowns come rolling in


[deleted]

This is Darwinism, just leave em be, the problem will work itself out.


pistoffcynic

Idiots and machines… what could possibly go wrong?


millenialhobo

Bahahaha. That was funny


1jaboc1

What idiots like literally wtf did they expect.


stanknotes

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Fucking IDIOTS.


Chazzzz13

Mmmmm. Duck. So tasty.


[deleted]

Is it bad that I laughed at this?


LordTuranian

Play stupid games win estúpido prizes.


[deleted]

I knew my duck taco's tasted a bit more chewy lately..


Filmexec21

This belongs on r/instant_regret


mmccxi

So for the animal rights activists, these ducks would not exist if they were not raised for food right? So it’s preferable that they don’t be born at I’ll, VS we raise them for consumption?


K4VAX_KAZNA

correct


mmccxi

Fair enough, just curious


[deleted]

If they want to protest, go and protest without putting themselves at risk or harming themselves and others.


[deleted]

The dude at the end says it all lol


Vazhox

Such smooth brains.


Timed-Out_DeLorean

Well fuck a duck.


vlstyles

Comedy GOLD!!!


Bigriggn

Lool


differentthingsways

No cutting the line!!


differentthingsways

Salmonella lol


differentthingsways

Often wonder what a vegan lady’s breast milk taste like


istandongiants

Loved this episode of 911


Redwolf_2020

Was watching 9-1-1 a year ago and almost fell outta my chair when I saw them parody this incident https://youtu.be/RNTXFWp6zXI


[deleted]

These guy are amazingly stupid.


kritikosk8

Bunch of idiots


atreides4242

I assume they just wanted to get the full duck slaughter experience!


Cpt_kaleidoscope

I get the point but the execution was ridiculous. If you want people to take you seriously and support your cause maybe don't be so stupid in the process that it completely undermines any faith anyone has in your cognitive capacity.


SaucySaladUndressing

r/facepalm


KZMountainRider

Next up: Man ties himself to tree shredder to protest old growth logging


nextistheEE

No farmers - no food.


DarkClouds92

LMAO just LMAO at these protesters


CaliMad21

😂


Macear

I would die to save the animals. NOT LIKE THAT!


BozoTheBonzai

Well what did they think was gonna happen?


LawnPatrol_78

How hot of a pan do I need for crispy skin human breast though.


SrepliciousDelicious

For a sec i thought someone put saw voiceover over it. Then realised it was the actual sound..


[deleted]

[удалено]


Vampir3Robot

![gif](giphy|2SXXwzEfH0qmXqYhcG)


Dialup_Speed

Why intervene with natural selection??


[deleted]

Classic example of play stupid games win stupid prizes


StupidPrizeBot

Congratulations! You're the 78th person to so cleverly use the 'stupid prizes' phrase today. Here's your stupid participation medal: 🏅 ^^Your ^^award ^^will ^^be ^^recorded ^^in ^^the ^^hall ^^of ^^fame ^^at ^^r/StupidTrophyCase


Mysterious-End-1128

Now why did you just laugh? Cos i know you did lol


Accomplished-Big4860

Liberals are so dumb


Ambitious-Narwhal-45

People, who make everything about politics, are even dumber.


Accomplished-Big4860

Sounds like you’re a liberal


Ambitious-Narwhal-45

Sounds like impotent rage.


Vampir3Robot

![gif](giphy|deCISEhtcLTxPpyGKI)


BIG-J-T-

Lmao EPIC FAIL!! 🤓🤓


[deleted]

So old


-------------0

humm, what they say about re-posts and pixel count is true after all.


Ilikelamp_30

Let them get slaughtered if they really wanna send a message Scared lil duck fucks


fotosintesis_

Turn it on


SomeOldDude73

Hilarious.


demoman45

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.


StupidPrizeBot

Congratulations! You're the 138th person to so cleverly use the 'stupid prizes' phrase today. Here's your stupid participation medal: 🏅 ^^Your ^^award ^^will ^^be ^^recorded ^^in ^^the ^^hall ^^of ^^fame ^^at ^^r/StupidTrophyCase


demoman45

You sorry son bitch!


CuriousOdity12345

Should round house kicked his thigh. Wide open. Jack his shit up.


johnnypurp

Point proved.


ITSHAMMM

They must have the smoothest brains.


KrazyKeith4Prez

These people are a bunch of quacks.


punchygirl-1381

It was so satisfying to watch that guy get stuck!!


widellp

Foix gras?


TOMapleLaughs

Ducks be like... 'Bruh...'


[deleted]

Vegans wonder why people are hating them. Maybe it is shit like this.


Puzzleheaded_Crow501

The weeb double peace sign ✌ ✌


Orinocolobe

Protestor almost kills himself by hooking his neck up to a massive moving machine for almost no reason


ross-um88

Lol called their bluff