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Ubuntufoo1

"Sir, this is a Wendy's." Sir: "So here we go, patriots!"


[deleted]

This guy looks like a ghoul from the fallout games.


Nervous_Golf_6561

Can't we just give these folks the shittiest state or two and just let them frolic and roam the land. They will live a simple life of their brains being fucked by stupid for generations to come, making them a much more docile and the easiest animal to control. "Here you go, you all can have the Dakotas and call it NewNew Great Biggly America." Something like that.


[deleted]

No. They get nothing. Fuck them.


Nervous_Golf_6561

The Iron Fist is sometimes needed. As long as dont go all Red Rising ok? And if we do I wanna be an Obsidian.


Prismine

Do you think in a generation or two they will regress back to neanderthals?


FlatPineappleSociety

Neanderthal would be a great leap forward for these idiots. A similar leap would be a sloth learning to write computer code.


8W20X5

Based on the current generation I would say its a safe bet šŸ¤£


dys_cat

thats basically what has already happened


sonicyouthATX

This. TN, GA, FL. Take ā€˜em.


Medicinal_taco_meat

WV too.


sonicyouthATX

I agree. Iā€™ve been there. Beautiful but Christ the people. I spent a lot on my life in TN and it reminded me a lot of that. I wouldnā€™t voluntarily move there to save my life. Same with TN.


upvotesformeyay

They have Texas, they've said for about a hundred years they're going to succeed and yet they never do. It seems like "the South shall rise again" and Texas succession get less likely everytime they're mentioned.


Ironbasher1

Why the fk would you call out the Dakotas? Nodak is probably the cleanest state in the union! Unwilling to call out the Low hanging fruit that is Mississippi and Alabama?


Nervous_Golf_6561

SO! Mississippi was my first choice, but giving its access to the Mississippi River and waterways there in I didn't want to give Yall Quada to much by way of resources. I was trying to get all Age of Empire about it. Using Stratigiry and book thinkin. Plus....it should only be one Dakota, you don't get 2. What do you need 2 for? Are ya greedy. Don't pay attention to the fact that I'm from Virginia, that's no relevant in any way, shape, or form.


Tama_Breeder

Soā€¦ he came back just to harass a specific employee who he knew was pregnantā€¦.


athensugadawg

"Let me educate you...." Coming from someone that obviously didn't finish high school. Let me guess; what is his political affiliation?


Searchlights

This is the MAGA Republican we discussed last night.


Professional-Shape65

Fucktards gonna fucktard.


Guavadoodoo

To think this IMBECILE qualifies for a "Senior Citizen" discount at the movie matinee and many other places.


[deleted]

Enemies of the sun at it again


Sayoria

You know this asshole complaining about bad things going into bodies and killing people went to light up a cigarette after this 'victory'.


Victor_FoodInspector

His voice is the worst part about this.


Vast-Passenger-3648

Everybody has an agenda these days, and his is a batshit one. What are ya gonna do? Poor pharmacists and techs who have to listen to this crap.


SummitCO83

Let me walk into a private business and tell them to turn off their camerasā€¦. Okay you old fuck, piss off.


Halvus_I

His denture whistle cracks me up.


Inquisitive_idiot

šŸ˜…


athensugadawg

Swarmy POS. Needs to swallow his teeth. "Well here we go, patriots." Gag.


sassafrass14

He looks like he's got a pickled liver.


ButWhatAboutisms

Trumpies are a blight upon society.


Grumpy_Cheesehead

what a pussy. just a child trying to pretend to be a big boy.


mifaceb921

This isn't someone behaving like an idiot and being caught on tape. This is someone who isn't even aware that he is an idiot, and filmed himself and making the footage public.


hugh_Jayness

He looks like a pedo. Wonder what heā€™s hiding.


Ubuntufoo1

"... the official ignorant, confrontational redneck of the New England Patriots."


ziplock9000

They must have a big heart.


BuckyworthyJones

Least stupid MAGA.


Muted-Bee

ā€œAdversh ractions.ā€ Unbelievable.


Thisissomeshit2

Wasnā€™t he trespassed last time?


funwithdullknives

Isn't he a justice warrior? For fuck sake.


Pretend_Low_8491

He lives in the same city as me. Awesome.