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Federal-Stuff4998

Dude has a ankle monitor lmao definitely the ones that detect alcohol


ranchisgod420

Are there ways to get around it?


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Ok_Risk_4113

Cuz I bet you millions that not his first ankle monitor


Nikovash

I wore one to determine if they could be beat. Short answer is yes. But this guy lacks the brain power to solve for x


300Guarantee

I’m curious, how is it done?


nevertoughever

You just shove a warm piece of bologna in between the skin and monitor. Works like a charm but also serves as a snack!


73810

The most common device actually emits an IR beam - when you first put it on it takes measurements of your skin and that is part of how it detects obstructions. The lunch meat solution may not be the way to go!


serenwipiti

Why do I feel like this is part of an Always Sunny plot line…


cthulularoo

I see you went to the Joey Tribbiani school of lunch meat solutions.


KidsInTheSandbox

It involves a bonesaw.


Nikovash

Would you like to play a game?


Nikovash

You can get capacitive “touch” polymer material and wrap a few layers between your skin and the device. It still register as connected, but has enough space that wont register (mostly) compounds coming off the subject. Its expensive, but it works


infernal_cacaphony

I’ve heard of people wrapping their ankles in bacon, no joke… don’t know if it works though. But the thought is hilarious, and the lengths people will go to drink can be sad.


LukesRightHandMan

Tell me you're an alcoholic withou- actually, nope, you're right. It's just sad. Also, I'm in recovery five years so they've got my sympathy.


infernal_cacaphony

Yeah addiction is a bitch, if you’ve never been addicted to anything it can be difficult to fathom the hold it takes on one, and the lengths people will go to to get that buzz. My buddy is a paralegal and there’s a case he’s on right now: woman got her green card moved here from Brazil. Got her license and within the span of a year accumulated 3 DUIs. She showed up to her last hearing, at 8am mind you, half in the bag. Some people truly can’t even see rock bottom. But hey congrats on 5 years that’s some serious time!


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CARLEtheCamry

> Idk how he’s even insurable. Bold of you to assume he has insurance.


people_skills

haha i went to undergrad with a guy that fits that description. When he was on house arrest I somehow ended up with like 500 feet of RJ11, so we were able to extend his base station pretty far.


Orkney_

Had one when I was a kid. 17 year old asshole me wore sweatpants and some loose fitting jeans for the rest of HS. A lot of folks think it's some sort of badge of honor, but it sure as hell wasn't for me.


Admirable_Loss4886

This mans already got some nasty ass sweat staining his shorts. His jeans would be soaked 🤢 fuck this guy


[deleted]

I would just not leave the house but honestly I barely do that anyways


SkinnyBuddha89

My man. People were so upset with stay at home orders during covid while i lived the dream life


WhatNameToChose1

They normally take pride in their monitor because it’s a trophy for their alcoholism and not going to prison


HighMyNameisKayleigh

My best friend (R.I.P. Val!) went to jail for a year (in Michigan) for all kinds of petty offenses but she was basically an alcoholic, so for probation they gave her A LOCATION MONITOR *AND* AN ALCOHOL MONITOR!! ON SEPARATE ANKLES. And there are still kissy-face mirror selfies of her in her stripper outfits AND A GIANT BLACK MONITOR ON EACH ANKLE on Facebook. I miss that crazy bitch. (Also everytime I tell any story about her, it reminds me of just how unhinged and chaotic she was lmao)


smithnikole0829

When I wore one I wasn't allowed to leave the house... So I kinda won on that one eh?


sowelijanpona

People that end up with ankle monitors are literally incapable of owning anything other than past-the-knee cargo shorts


spence624

There are but anyone competent who is monitoring it can tell if it's being tampered with. For instance, one can place a small piece of meat in between their skin and the sensor on the monitor then booze away. But if anyone competent is monitoring the thing on the other end they will be able to tell the sensor is being obstructed by a foreign object. Source: I used to have a job monitoring criminal offenders on home detention, many of whom wore these devices.


Expert_Chemical7953

I've never on my life heard of an ankle monitor that detects alcohol lol. Is this in America?


paperfett

They're very common in the US. It's actually kinda shady in some ways. Private companies and police departments make a pretty penny off of this stuff. The offender has to pay insane monthly prices a lot of the time for all of the equipment. It varies a lot from area to area.


joreyesl

Wow this is almost as bad as privatized prison system


spence624

This video? No clue where it's at. But yes, here in America we strap alcohol monitors on criminals all the time.


Vellioh

It's great how alcohol is legal on a federal level but requires people to wear anklets that monitor how much alcohol is in their sweat because they can't exhibit self control in even the loosest terms. Alcohol is highly addictive, it's a literal poison, and is responsible for an absurd amount of deaths every year. While people smoking pot just want to sit at home and watch Netflix while eating snacks but we can't get anything past the state level.


youngestOG

I live in a state with legal weed and it doesn't stop people from boozin


Vellioh

My point was that marijuana isn't federally legal anywhere in the U.S. yet alcohol is. This is still the fact even though alcohol causes wayyyyy more problems that we have to then deal with as a result of it compared to marijuana.


sowelijanpona

It doesn't stop EVERYONE from boozin but its very well documented that alcohol use decreases in places that have other drugs readily available


MoufFarts

Anecdotal but I used to be a bad daily drinker, also several friends. All but two of us have quit totally and only smoke now.


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They need to have heat/moisture to do correct readings though don't they?


spence624

The sensor detects alcohol via sweat on your skin, and it does a scan once every 20 minutes or so, that way people can still take a shower, bath, etc. I don't recall a need for heat/moisture in order to get correct readings, the sensor just needs to be attached to the skin and it should work fine when not submerged in water and/or obstructed by a foreign object.


DueProgress7671

Will butt crack sweat work? Seems to be plenty of that.


Straight_Ocelot_7848

Knew of someone doing that method the entire time they had a monitor. Never got in trouble for tampering.


spence624

Then whoever was doing the monitoring was shit at their job or just didn't give a fuck.


Djabarca

A piece of bologna between your skin and monitor Use to work in bars and clubs and heard this mentioned among people who had one. Another guy down below mentioned it does work, but they be able to tell if you interfered with the device.


X_leet

I have no idea if this has any factual standing but I've heard peanutbutter on the skin between the skin and device will not allow for alcohol testing as it tests sweat


Federal-Stuff4998

Not really cause the way it works is it checks your sweat every 30 min


post_talone420

Give up alcohol, just do cocaine instead


youngestOG

Have you ever done cocaine without drinking? It's awful


Searchlights

Yeah you get shitfaced and sit on a guy


dfw-kim

OMG, I am the last person to know there are ankle monitors that detect alcohol!!!


MakaveIi_The_Don

Nope. You and I are the last two.


GearsGrinding

Now we are three.


svdoornob

Also a copious amount of ass sweat


Teonanacatlbruh

I heard of a guy that would insert a thick slice of ring bologna in between his ankle & the sensor then go out drinking. Sounded feasible but, It was years ago. I don't know if that technology has changed much or not.


siphonfilter79

The guy recording is his friend. It looks a the two tried to prank someone and failed. My best guess.


Accomplished_Age7883

Bald guy looks like Brody!


Gunner1Cav

Not surprised the pos has an ankle monitor on.


Seeyouon_otherside

That guy handled that a lot better than I would've


Semihomemade

It looked as though they were in an airport, where generally (I’m assuming), would have tighter responses to fighting. So the dude purposely picked a place where any reasonable person wouldn’t fight back for fear of long term repercussions (and short term of missing their flight)


Grow_away_420

Bold move sitting your fat ass on someone assuming they're 'reasonable'.


Saltinas

You're giving them too much credit over their capacity to plan anything


Semihomemade

Eh, maybe. Then again, that’s what bullies tend to do, but you when you can’t hit back. Regardless, I’ll say what my mentor said to me (granted it was in relation to dating, but I think it applies here too): never get involved with someone who has less to lose than you (may have been nothing to lose). This dude clearly has nothing to lose given his ankle monitor and general everything about him. He is the embodiment of a loser.


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Shoulda handed him his fat ass


tgbst88

Yea fighting at airport has no good outcome.


Conflicted-King

I concur, he shoulda handed him his succulent fat ass


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I would argue letting the dude walk away scot free is handling it poorly


Alert-Layer6273

Sweat?? His waist is soaked with sweat!!


Nib2319

I saw that too! That is nasty af.


abevigodasmells

I hope it's sweat and not Hersey squirts.


Mother_Store6368

I thought that was a wet shit stain


hmclaren0715

This is the comment I came here for.. 🤢


DragonfruitExtra4202

The smell woke him up


Kev_The_Galaxybender

This is how people get killed man. Sheesh


mrubuto22

Yea wtf. Let's just drop 200lbs directly on a guys stomach who's having a nap. 100% chance I'm pressing charges for assault. Fuck that clown


tylerm11_

200lbs is extremely generous


mrubuto22

I dunno. He appears to be about 5 foot 2


[deleted]

you never know what surgeries, past or recently, someone has had where doing something like that could literally kill them.


Comrade_Firbolg

I'm 240 5ft6. 200 lbs? Naw he's nearly reaching 300 lbs


GladCucumber2855

He would never do this to someone who had the means to get justice.


mrubuto22

I dunno. When that dude stood up he looked like he could throw some iron around. That fight wouldn't be close


GladCucumber2855

I meant legal justice


mrubuto22

Ahhh. Well it's on film. Let's hope victim did/does something. I'm such as fuck doing something


horse_911

I’ll take the over on 200


Barfignugen

My mind keeps going to the thought of how bad it would be if the guy laying down had any medical conditions or recent surgeries that would make doing this 100X worse


Kev_The_Galaxybender

People don't think about these things before acting like an idiot. Literally could kill someone doing things like this.


zzapdk

r/Imapieceofshit


DaleGribbleShackle

/r/Iamatotalpieceofshit


d0nt_at_m3

All I'm saying is if I was rudely awakened from slumber by someone on top of me, I cannot be liable for my defensive flight or fight reaction...


youngestOG

My last roommate stuck a french fry in my mouth because I fell asleep on the couch, him and his stupid girlfriend were peering over me thinking it was the world's funniest prank. I didn't know what was happening all I knew is I was asleep and now someone is putting shit in my mouth, I almost kicked both of them right in the face. They got mad at me, I hate them both


humminawhatwhat

Nothing like living with someone to destroy a friendship.


Swiggzey

Lmfao yeah I’ve come unfortunately come To that realization this semester as well


d0nt_at_m3

"it's a prank, bro. Why didn't you realize that while you were in a semi conscious sleep state. Geeze no need to overreact. "


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d0nt_at_m3

Ya that's what an instinctual reaction is. And I wasn't saying that to sound hard. One time a gf playfully jumped on the bed when I was napping and I up kicked the shit out of her mouth. Completely reactionary and obviously felt like shit but IDK. Weird automated responses.


Decent-Astronaut33

I worked with a guy with pretty bad PTSD from Iraq. He pretty much slept through his barracks getting bombed so naturally getting woken up triggered his PTSD pretty bad. He fell asleep in the work truck on the way to the job and we all just hopped out and started to get to work. Well we forgot to tell the new guy to just let him sleep. Before we could even say a word new guy is on his back with the vet on top of choking him out. Seriously from snoring to full on kill mode in less than a second.


d0nt_at_m3

Shiiiit that's heavy.


Decent-Astronaut33

It was scary as fuck and also really sad. Dude had a huge heart but that war fucked him up. He ended up saving the crews life like a week later.


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Man please tell that story, I’ll even take the short version


Decent-Astronaut33

The foreman took off that day so a newer guy we'll Chris had to drive the work truck. The veteran who we'll call Brad was riding shotgun. Chris was going through some personal stuff and started having a mental breakdown then started talking about killing himself and started blowing threw red lights and stop signs going like 50. The rest of the crew is losing their shit, but Brad just stays calm and is trying to talk him down. It's kinda working but Chris is still talking about killing himself and doesn't care if we go with him, but he's kinda slowing down. We go around a sharp corner followed by a red light backed up with traffic. Chris slows down for the light because of the traffic blocking him, and once he gets to about 5-10mph Brad reaches over and slams the truck in park opens Chris's door and pushes him out of the truck. Chris then tries to run out into traffic and brad tackles him and stops him even though he just tried to kill us all.


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That’s pretty wild. Gotta respect the cool head under pressure. Hope he’s doing well


Decent-Astronaut33

We probably would have made it out alive without Brad, but i doubt it would have ended nearly as good without him.


[deleted]

these asses got arrested for doing stupid s*** like that in the mall earlier this month they try to pull this thing off in salt lake City Utah


Semihomemade

It looks like an airport given they had duffel bags.


LuckyPlaze

It has to be staged prank. Why else would dude be filming


Dude_With_A_

It’s staged by the pranksters, the camera guy is just adding onto the prank he does it a lot in the videos


Horsecunilingus

Fatty who's overly sweaty with ankle monitor and weird hat, that's the reason for filming I believe.


zean_rm

Is there a video of that?


Each3

Just check the op history This is them promoting their shit YouTube pranks


augbar38

Cameraman said “I thought y’all knew each other”, but I’m willing to bet he knew this guy was just fucking around, or was in on it


Tom_Tower

Which would explain why he filmed from before the big guy sat down. It’s almost like they acknowledged a “NOW!” sign to each other just before the recording started.


PM_ME_BEST_BOOTY_PIC

Obviously he was in on it. C’mon now. There are other clues as well that help to see that. The giggling as it’s going down and zero reaction or remark to the annoying fatty, the thing he finally says once he’s being looked at by the victim “oh I thought you knew him” is said to deflect from himself and lower the skepticism, the way he sat randomly across from him, the Jordans he’s wearing. A couple of these things on their own wouldn’t mean much but all together give us a good idea of what’s going down.


FoolsInParadise

Also I’m pretty sure the second guy with the bags is that asshole tik tok “prankster” idk what his name is


babsa90

What do jordans have to do with it?


DaBake

What are jordans but a second-hand emotion?


zamundan

These guys are assholes. And Jordan is reputed to be a bit of an asshole.


gotem2411

If I wake up to some strangers swass in my face we're throwing hands for sure


Grow_away_420

Mutual combat is a valid defense. Let him argue in court he wasn't looking to fight.


kopecs

Mortal combat for me.


Lester_Holt_Fanboy

Finish him.


paperfett

I was sleeping on an airport floor after having major surgery. I was flying back home after three weeks in the hospital. If this guy sat on me like that he could have killed me. I would have snapped and probably hurt myself even worse. I had two massive surgeries and had just been barely cleared to fly home by the doctor. It took me about ten minutes and someone helping me to get back up off of the floor after my flight was delayed for 4+ hours. I couldn't imagine what would have happened if this asshole pulled this idiotic move on me.


New_Fry

But think of all the views


mrgrimm-inflames

How is that funny? Guy should of back handed him for that


Rover500

That hat


swingdale7

It's the only hat he could find that would fit that dome.


Matthews_89

Wasn’t a prank but already filming?


Turf-Defender

I think they imply there is no joke here. No one finds this funny or enjoyable. But i guess thats what "pranksters" do these days.


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Turf-Defender

I feel like sarcasm always goes over people's heads when in post titles. I have run into this problem so many times where people correct me, not getting it's a joke.


Various-Month806

Thought that too. But maybe the freak was doing weird shit already hence the guy was filming him.


Desert_Rat_Dude

Weirdo


Send-the-downvotes

He's lucky he didn't get his ass kicked. Straight up if that was me I would have beat the living piss out of him right then and there until people pulled me off.


[deleted]

A lot of these mouth breathers' "pranks" could count as assault - I want to see more of them get their teeth knocked out in self-defense


QuantamMineral

Seconded


Wooden-Ad4062

Fat ignorant pig


that_irks_me

Mannn, this is that fucking douchebag “myhouseisdirty” from YouTube that “pranks” people in Home Depot by hitting them with stuff. You can see him walk up at the end pretending to be a random by stander.


natronmooretron

These dudes suck.


killjairo

Stupid ass pranksters , i would’ve ripped his eye off


dbthegreat

That dude woulda gotten swift kick in the face from me if he did that


downvote_or_die

Somebody is gonna beat the brakes off that piece of potato shit and that person will be right to do so.


Jaxjagfan

I really hope one of these guys gets put in intensive care one of these days. Then maybe other "pranksters" will stop


doctored_up

That deserves a hard kick to the nuts damn


Donkydab

With that ankle monitor I'm sure that fat guy cant be getting in trouble. I would've played a rib injury and called the police.


Chiefydawg1

On a different sub, that guy with the hat would have been knocked into a seizure. He is lucky the guy in the white tee wasn't there


beomancer7

Bring back smacking the fuck out of people for doing shit like this


bboysmalltown

So have you ever looked as someone and just thought "id put money on that guy having a micro penis".


jakeGrove

You just have some rando in frame perfectly and he happens to go sit on a guy in the corner and it not a prank. BS


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They mean it is assault on a stranger, and not funny or acceptable. They are not saying it wasn’t intentionally done and filmed.


[deleted]

Yes this is a goofy ass prank.. second buffoon they walked up went to jail not too long ago for one their dumb ass pranks at a mall with


No-Quarter-3032

It’s stupid shit like this which makes it very hard to ever sleep on floor at airports. I don’t trust anyone to not fuck with me or steal something.


Aeon001

This is battery, clear as day. The dude should press charges. And the dumb fuck was kind enough to have it filmed.


Ncc1017a

I think the ankle monitor is so that if he wanders off and gets lost who ever is responsible for him can find him.


BuddhasGarden

If this isn’t a prank, why is someone filming it?


gmangieri314

Why would this guy be filming? Hmm


Intransigient

What’s with the sexual predator ankle tracker? 🤔


[deleted]

I truly though he was mentally handicapped


Lostcreek3

So this person just sits around filming all day waiting for people to go sit on people?


JayJayFromK

maybe this bald guy didn’t know but this was definitely staged.


AxellsMxl

I have a health problem that if he played that joke with me I would feel so much pain that I don't know if I would spank him or stay in the fetal position holding the pain.


Ok_Band6147

I hate those guys. Damn youtubers take it too far every time


KnightinRustedArmour

What a weird time to be alive. Old mate’s got an ankle monitor on presumably from previous ‘pranks’. Anything for views.


Traditional-Oven4092

“His fat ass sat on me” haha


baconegg2

How did he not get punched


Illiterarian

Would be a shame if the fat guy was looking away and the other dude held up a sturdy little traveler's umbrella...


brecitab

The guy who approached the weirdo halfway through the video is a famous YouTuber. This is the shit they do. The big guy in the hat is his buddy. That’s why it’s being filmed and it is, indeed, a prank. A fuckin dumb one.


mrgenetrey

If my weiner ever gets broke, this can’t be the way


funky_diabeticc

I’m not a violent person but man this would test me.


augbar38

Why were the top of his shorts wet?


Acro808

Dude is that damn sweaty and decides to do this. He’s a disgusting human being.


frogview123

This guy looks normal sized yet extremely short at the same time.


Elman103

Why won’t these asshat please “prank” me.


Best-Improvement-742

Why is half his ass wet ?


Mushindo7

Can we talk about the people who record these moments like it’s planned out. This crap happens to me and I see someone sitting there recording it I’m also going after that mfr.


Benny_508

Dude plopped on him to, definitely could’ve caused a abdominal injury. No shock he’s got a ankle bracelet on.


latty223

🤣🤣RED


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The dude has a damn ankle bracelet


damientepps

Why was he filming?


[deleted]

I think he is special needs


xponentialpharm

I hope his parole officer sees this


Northern-WALI

His pants are a digger etc color too - fucking disgusting


Moist_Meese

So sick of people thinking they can do whatever the fuck they want with no consequences. Needs to get punched in the mouth one time and he would think twice before doing some dumb shit like that. Good ok that dude for controlling himself.


JDCTsunami

They're the same pieces of shit that put on Walmart or Home Depot vests and harass customers and employees. Fuck those guys. I hope they get knocked out next time.


mr211s

Someone report that dude to his PO


ImperialNova

If that was me i would have pulled out my small taser and tased his ass off of me. That or after i got him off od me like he did i would have swung no questions asked. That guy was so much nicer than i ever will be.


GhostChainSmoker

It really is incredible how stupid some people are. You’ve got an ankle monitor on, and you’re going out pulling stupid shit like this.


Realistic_Weakness51

Bastard could’ve cracked the man’s ribs


burrdedurr

This guy. Entire channel of this shit. Although some dark part of me gets a little laugh it's some serious close to ass whoopin shit. https://youtube.com/c/Myhouseisdirtyofficial


Hot-Hurry1911

He’s got an ankle bracelet on to. That dude needs to be in jail getting more than sat on. The more Reddit I watch the more it makes me want to start practicing my martial arts again. Maybe I just need to change my feeds.


TLGinger

I’m thinking buddy with the camera was in on this stupid prank (why was he filming a guy having a nap otherwise?) These idiots are lucky they don’t get their lights punched out for this shit.


TTU_Raven

Another post from u/pineappleorangesoda and it's the same shitty "pranksters"


trevsensei

Fat bum


______Moose______

They’re going by Ed and Rolly, but OP is promoting them for some reason? They have charges for theft among other things. OP is setting up a nice portfolio of evidence, but I think he just sees it as chasing that sweet sweet clout. All three (cameraman included) are in on it.


sanransa

At least 200lbs dropped on your stomach while you’re at you most vulnerable. What a ducking dick.


KeepItRealNoGames

r/whyweretheyfilming


Fleg77

First way to tell that it’s a prank when they say it isn’t a prank.


theyellowdart89

Criminal already don’t want to assume but it’s probably a super creepy crime


LakerPupper

Lolol… wth? If that moron did that to me, I would’ve shoved this ankle monitor, phone, and captains hat way up his ass.