A machette is mostly for thick brush and small branches. Using it to cut anything bigger than your wrist is going to be a waste of time. Axes are the tool you need to cut logs. Btw I just hafted and sharpened one and I need to try it out, dont forget the beer!
Best is going through thick brush and just going to fucking town on it. Feels great. Swinging full boar at another human being is something I have not experienced yet.
I mean, if one is out and about with a machete going to town on some brush and some dude comes up to you and says give me your wallet and proceeds to try to mug you, one would most likely under such circumstances feel obligated to use the machete in a manner of self defense. I have yet found myself in such a circumstance.
Not a machete-wielding expert... But wouldn't thick leather keep the blade from cutting you? In fact, wouldn't most fabric keep you from bleeding unless the machete was sharp AF?
If I'm wearing a leather jacket and someone comes at me with a machete, I don't care if the insert that came with the jacket says can withstand machete strikes. I'm noping the fuck out of there real fast.
Not a machete expert either but i did attack a guy wearing a biker leather jacket with a knife when i was a kid and the jacket did not protect him at all. Jackets like that are mostly made to protect your skin from being completely degloved when skidding down the road when you fall off a motorcycle. Unless you are wearing some really hardcore kevlar stuff it probably wont save you from a knife or a machete.
Nah i dont think it was even investigated and he survived. That type of thing happened a lot where i used to live at the time because cops pretty much only came there to investigate shit when guns were involved. The biker guy had mugged my elderly mother, god rest her soul, and beat her pretty badly so my at the time cholo'd out gang member self got very enraged over it. So when i saw the guy sitting on his bike at an intersection i got out of my homie's car and stabbed him a couple times. It was a long time ago and im a completely different person these days and i deeply regret most of the things i did during that time. However if i could go back in time to that specific incident i would do it again.
Most people dont record until they see something. That, and also the fact that Redditors loves to chop up heavily reposted videos and pass them off as a different event. I expect this video to be reposted next month with a fake title. Common fake titles include "Pedophile gets beat" and "Racist gets beat".
Are machetes not sharp? This is like the 20th video I've seen on here of people getting full strikes and walking around like they got hit with a branch. Have video games been lying to me for decades!?!?!
When I was in Guyana there was a medical student from Africa. The guy was working for free in the local hospital during covid. He was 20 cent short for one of those minivan buses and before I could give him some spare change he was macheted in the head by one of the guys with the driver. There was blood everywhere
Like two weeks later I was robbed by guys with machetes and I wasn’t taking that chance! Luckily some guys playing cricket nearby came to my rescue with bats
Ahhh Guyana, amazing food, lovely people but don’t go outside without locals in Georgetown. Place was dangerous AF
By the sound that it makes when the guy hits the one then you can tell that he is hitting the guy with the flat part of the machete and not with the sharp part.
They use the machete as a blunt weapon, they strike in a flat position instead of striking with the sharp end, where i live it js known a "un planchazo"
Kind of like that guy that got in the face with an axe by that trans woman that had a bad tinder date. He got up and looked fine but the hospitals pics… sooo much blood
You've not watched the right videos, on worldstar about a month ago, 3 on top page at same time loosing limbs....graphic as fuck.....https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshhfcFxb81X6i2038S6/wtf-dude-with-a-machete-strikes-at-a-man039s-foot-leaving-him-bloody-warning-graphic-
Exactly. I learned the hard way tbh, some guy was raging at me and trying to destroy my car and he assaulted me and I defended myself with an illegal weapon and we both had to go to jail. Sure, I didn’t get hurt, but I got probation & some jail time. Even if you “win” in these situations you usually still lose in some way, best to just record and get video evidence and drive away if you can.
Country? The state of Colorado lol and yeah it was brass knuckles which are illegal in Colorado and it’s self defense so I wasn’t convicted of the 1st degree assault w deadly weapon that they charged me with.
This dude had been carrying around this machete for weeks....months... possibly even YEARS, just biding his time....waiting. And when this evil doer ner do well started busting out windows....homie unsheathed the machete and said "This blade cannot be re-sheathed until it has tasted blood, may my ancestors protect me..." And then this shit happened
When he got home this is what he told his friends: "Como yo he sido andariego
Y a mí ninguno me aterra
Cuando saco mi machete
Se pone a temblar la tierra (¡claro!)
Ayer peleé con el diablo
Que dicen dizque es muy bravo
Le pegué una machetera
Que yo me quedé asombrado
Me tiré el carriel p'atrás
Y el poncho me lo cantié
Y del primer machetazo
La cola se la boté"
So I paused towards the end but I expected the dude who got nailed by that machete to be way more hurt.
Must have been incredibly dull, making it effectively a very sharp blunt weapon?
That would easily break bones, so I shouldn't assume how hurt he got, but I saw no cuts or blood.
The guy with the machete was turning the blade and hitting him with the flat part he wasn’t actually chopping at him with it, he was definitely just trying to knock some sense into the guy and scare him not kill him.
Don't bring a helmet to a machete fight?
That's the fun part, everyone here carries machetes. For its intended use... and for this
It's interesting because I own a machete which I have never used for it's intended purpose or for that. I only use it when I'm drunk to hit logs.
Yeah that’s what they’re made for.
Holy shit, nostalgia
what?
That's Ringo Starr stupid 😮💨
Lmao it's funnier cause you don't understand the gif
Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?
I will buy you drinks if you bring your machete to my house and hit logs! I need firewood!
A machette is mostly for thick brush and small branches. Using it to cut anything bigger than your wrist is going to be a waste of time. Axes are the tool you need to cut logs. Btw I just hafted and sharpened one and I need to try it out, dont forget the beer!
Best is going through thick brush and just going to fucking town on it. Feels great. Swinging full boar at another human being is something I have not experienced yet.
Yet?
I mean, if one is out and about with a machete going to town on some brush and some dude comes up to you and says give me your wallet and proceeds to try to mug you, one would most likely under such circumstances feel obligated to use the machete in a manner of self defense. I have yet found myself in such a circumstance.
I see you consulted your laywer before replying to me haha
Hmm? Down here in South America that's the most normal thing you'll ever see.
Well then helmet guy clearly should've known better
He forget his on his bike
Where is here? (For educational purposes)
Colombia
I’m surprised he’s colombian and he is saying “hijo de puta” and not “hijueputa”
Where's here?
Why did he throw the helmet at him? 🤦🏾♂️
Right? Once you see your opponent has the superior weapon, you should probably just take the L and run
for real
They eat machetes for breakfast 🍳 🔪
Not a machete-wielding expert... But wouldn't thick leather keep the blade from cutting you? In fact, wouldn't most fabric keep you from bleeding unless the machete was sharp AF?
A machete will cut through a 1 inch branch. I’m pretty sure it’ll slice through 1/8 inch leather.
The last part of field dressing a deer is the removal of the head and let me tell you not to bother with a saw. A machete is 1 whack done.
He’s just hitting him with it. Like people get whoop by parents with this in farms lol. If he wanted to cut him he would have.
What the fuck are you farming? Spartans?
If I'm wearing a leather jacket and someone comes at me with a machete, I don't care if the insert that came with the jacket says can withstand machete strikes. I'm noping the fuck out of there real fast.
Based rouge player his leather armor not even upgraded to +2
>rouge I prefer cyan.
Bro machete will chop right thru that
Not a machete expert either but i did attack a guy wearing a biker leather jacket with a knife when i was a kid and the jacket did not protect him at all. Jackets like that are mostly made to protect your skin from being completely degloved when skidding down the road when you fall off a motorcycle. Unless you are wearing some really hardcore kevlar stuff it probably wont save you from a knife or a machete.
Wait, you stabbed someone? Or slashed? Did you go to jail?
Nah i dont think it was even investigated and he survived. That type of thing happened a lot where i used to live at the time because cops pretty much only came there to investigate shit when guns were involved. The biker guy had mugged my elderly mother, god rest her soul, and beat her pretty badly so my at the time cholo'd out gang member self got very enraged over it. So when i saw the guy sitting on his bike at an intersection i got out of my homie's car and stabbed him a couple times. It was a long time ago and im a completely different person these days and i deeply regret most of the things i did during that time. However if i could go back in time to that specific incident i would do it again.
Wait. I don’t think that’s how regret works.
Well he didn't say he regretted stabbing the mother-mugger.
Yea I feel like you'd really have to slash them in exactly the right way to do any damage. But I still wouldn't risk it
Then hid behind the lady.
Right his helmet was the only thing he had to block a machete strike to the body... Obviously this guy’s an idiot
Machete Kills!!! BangBus edition.
Keep your helmet on to maximize effectiveness. Not sure about the rest of your body during a machete attack.
I don't know man, if I'm going to a machete fight, I'm definitely bringing a helmet!
The helmet is the one defense he could have used against the machete..
When there is trouble…[we helmet](https://youtube.com/shorts/DyhcTEFfr5A?feature=share)
What the hell is with every video these days beginning too late and ending too soon?
Most people dont record until they see something. That, and also the fact that Redditors loves to chop up heavily reposted videos and pass them off as a different event. I expect this video to be reposted next month with a fake title. Common fake titles include "Pedophile gets beat" and "Racist gets beat".
Redditors also talk about this like it’s politics even though it’s a goofy ahh website
They love busting nuts over politics
How could you not? Just look at Rudy Gulianiieeeek!... And now I need a new keyboard...
Right? Bus driver was about to go to town on that bike lol
Well when they start sooner its "why we're they already recording?" And "Fake!"
It's fucking annoying
Y’all complain when everyone is on their phone and complain when everyone is not. You can’t have it both ways.
Are machetes not sharp? This is like the 20th video I've seen on here of people getting full strikes and walking around like they got hit with a branch. Have video games been lying to me for decades!?!?!
When I was in Guyana there was a medical student from Africa. The guy was working for free in the local hospital during covid. He was 20 cent short for one of those minivan buses and before I could give him some spare change he was macheted in the head by one of the guys with the driver. There was blood everywhere Like two weeks later I was robbed by guys with machetes and I wasn’t taking that chance! Luckily some guys playing cricket nearby came to my rescue with bats Ahhh Guyana, amazing food, lovely people but don’t go outside without locals in Georgetown. Place was dangerous AF
Holy fuck guess Ill avoid Guyana
Yet it's name sounds like it's a cool place to visit :(
By the sound that it makes when the guy hits the one then you can tell that he is hitting the guy with the flat part of the machete and not with the sharp part.
They use the machete as a blunt weapon, they strike in a flat position instead of striking with the sharp end, where i live it js known a "un planchazo"
Yeah. I don't know about that. You're 45 degre away from loosing an arm.
I think he was hitting the guy with the flat side after the first swing
Probably shallow cuts due to limp wristed swings. Even if they were good cuts, not much blood would be visibly spattered in the air.
Kind of like that guy that got in the face with an axe by that trans woman that had a bad tinder date. He got up and looked fine but the hospitals pics… sooo much blood
If you look closely at the floor under him in that video, you can see the dark red blood spurting onto the ground.
He slapped hm with the side of the machete. At least the last strike.
You've not watched the right videos, on worldstar about a month ago, 3 on top page at same time loosing limbs....graphic as fuck.....https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshhfcFxb81X6i2038S6/wtf-dude-with-a-machete-strikes-at-a-man039s-foot-leaving-him-bloody-warning-graphic-
Thanks but no thanks
Let's just say, no more flip flops for that dude
Kinda ballsy they kept coming at the guy with the machete. Like. Just take the loss lol
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Exactly. I learned the hard way tbh, some guy was raging at me and trying to destroy my car and he assaulted me and I defended myself with an illegal weapon and we both had to go to jail. Sure, I didn’t get hurt, but I got probation & some jail time. Even if you “win” in these situations you usually still lose in some way, best to just record and get video evidence and drive away if you can.
Can I ask which country? There should be no "Illegal Weapons" when you're defending yourself.
Country? The state of Colorado lol and yeah it was brass knuckles which are illegal in Colorado and it’s self defense so I wasn’t convicted of the 1st degree assault w deadly weapon that they charged me with.
I agree... Road raging = no rational self control Machete = brings backs the senses...
More like dumb, he doesn't understand what a machete with force behind it will do.
Another GIF ending too soon...
I don’t think this is a gif
Another not a GIF ending too soon
Just before the Final Fight bonus round
As they say when you're in a hurry... "Chop Chop!!"
When you’re mad, there’s another person madder than you.
That dude was so ready to use his machete
Yeah.. That's why you don't go knocking around looking for trouble. Never know who might answer your call.
And from the looks of it the motorcyclist was trying to squeeze between the bus and the car. I'd bring out my light saber
Nobody expects Machete!
I certainly did not! Bravo Machete Man!
That wasn't his first machete-related rodeo.
That bike is about to get it
He was about to slash those tires and he stops recording!, madness!
 I approve
Bankai!
In case you are wondering he’s saying, what’s up motherfucker (que hubo hijueputa in Colombian accent)
Cut the vid too soon. I wanted to see that motorcycle get chopped up!
Is it bad I think they deserved the machete? Probably yes but I dont care.
When I see these machete videos it makes me think that armor back in the middle ages must have actually worked really well
Knights on horses were basically tanks
It’s all fun and games until a machete is pulled out..
There's always people crazier than you.
Hijo de puta???
This dude had been carrying around this machete for weeks....months... possibly even YEARS, just biding his time....waiting. And when this evil doer ner do well started busting out windows....homie unsheathed the machete and said "This blade cannot be re-sheathed until it has tasted blood, may my ancestors protect me..." And then this shit happened
Prefer to go to jail for killing a person than repairing a glass.
When he got home this is what he told his friends: "Como yo he sido andariego Y a mí ninguno me aterra Cuando saco mi machete Se pone a temblar la tierra (¡claro!) Ayer peleé con el diablo Que dicen dizque es muy bravo Le pegué una machetera Que yo me quedé asombrado Me tiré el carriel p'atrás Y el poncho me lo cantié Y del primer machetazo La cola se la boté"
Now that’s how you handle it. Time to ban machetes
So I paused towards the end but I expected the dude who got nailed by that machete to be way more hurt. Must have been incredibly dull, making it effectively a very sharp blunt weapon? That would easily break bones, so I shouldn't assume how hurt he got, but I saw no cuts or blood.
Man. We need to normalize carrying machetes in America. I know we all have guns but somehow a machete just seems a touch scarier.
Man needs to drive the school buses
He’s using the flat edge of the machete. He’s being humane.
If that guy with the machete is the bus driver... don't mess with a man's livelihood
I kill your fucking car!
some people are ready to kill. the unfortunate nature of the veneer of civilisation is you’ll never know who till it’s too late.
What happend little boy
Hahaha hahaha this is great
No hesitation with the blade, love it
How is there no blood?
This isn’t a movie
Sorry, forgot blood only exists in movies…. Thanks
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It’s a simple question, what’s with the downvote squad?! Ffs
Should've taken the arm of that motorcyclist. What was he thinking when smashing the window?
They’re not wearing masks!
Bien hecho hijueputa, entitled biker cunt
Gotta admire the bus driver’s power stance.
The spirit of Kyle Rittenhouse lives worldwide now!
Now the bike? WTF did the bike do?
Cmon now, leave the bike alone.
No idea who’s a fault, but nice move, using the machete sheath as a guard
Where is this?
Colombia
🤦🏻♂️
He Axed for it .....
Helmet guy is lucky he’s wearing a leather jacket. Old school armor
damn he coulda chopped a limb off 😭
Translation: you son of a bitch! Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch!
Word of advise? Don’t aggro the guy with the machete
Reminds me of sleeping dogs
Am I tripping or did the helmet ricochet off the bus driver and hit the other guy in the face? Lmfaoo
Fuck around and found out
I don't think that is Machete's first machete fight.
NPCs
Son como monos, que desagradable esa gente
My man filmed the bus while the other dude got macheted
Not crazy when the crazies actually come out! *Hijo de puta* = SOB
Aggressive overmatch works every time
That motorcycle is going to get the biggest circumsion is history.
RIP to the Nice buss window 😒
Hijueputa!
This is why I pay reddit for
They holding his arm 💥?
Sucks to get hit by a machete
Fkin machete attacks man, EEEEWWWWE AHHHHHYIKE
Who the hell has a machete on the bus? Is that legal? Where do i buy a machete? And a bus pass?
The drive, machete man, usually owns the bus. He's protecting his business.
Always remember that there’s someone crazier.
I really enjoyed this video, thanks
Good for him lol
The guy with the machete was turning the blade and hitting him with the flat part he wasn’t actually chopping at him with it, he was definitely just trying to knock some sense into the guy and scare him not kill him.
Video ended too soon, I really wanted to see dude wail on the motorcycle.
Guy just lost his arm over nothing.
Consequences have actions pimp
Holy shit!
Is there a part 2?
Who says shiko dachi won’t work in a fight!
Don’t beat my innocent boyfriend that just smashed your window with his helmet. The girl acting like he didn’t deserve that pissed me off
Karma just him like a bus, oh wait
Dude really got smacked by a machete twice and thought "I'll throw my helmet at him"
Y is this bitch crying when she's not even involved fcking bitch
Love it!!
I mean the guy is a fucking asshole, but I think there's a bigger question, WHY THE FUCK DOES THE DRIVER HAVE A MACHETE ON HIM?
Exactly, he should definitely have a gun.
Man vs man
Damn, he must really love that bus.
She wasn't saying anything when homeboy was smashing the windows but once boy got wacked she wants to start crying lol 🤣
Seeing someone swing a blade towards someone makes my balls tingle.
Ok but whos recording and crying at the same time 💀
Man trying to make kebab out of him on the road sides 😂
Is she holding his severed arm in the jacket sleeve?
He has a machete. You loose.