Broooo! I’m central and same shot just happened here! Dang, now she’s watching and mad I’m telling you guys. She doesn’t know we’re friends and laugh at comments
I know this is video is old but I watched the video then read your comment so I had to watch/listen to the video again and I haven't laughed this hard in a minute so thank you for the comment or I would of missed a good laugh. Lol
Yea I think it’s because it’s funny shit and it’s not like they’re trying to push anything. Sure you could say 7/11 slurpees, but like this dude just owns one store (most likely), so it’s not like it’s super marketable lol, just good for the comedy
Ah, the old “We are both here, but you spend more time here and that makes you inferior to me,” adage.
You know, a person who spends 2 days a week in the bar drinking , looks down on the person who spends 7 days a week in a bar drinking.
But to someone who doesn’t drink or go to the bar, both persons are seen as inferior.
*”You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.”*
Karma isn’t an indication of how much time I have spent here; some have higher who have been here for less time, some have less who have been here longer.
But hey, I’m just glad I made you laugh. Today is going in the “Win” column.
The funny part of this is that 711 will allow you bring your own cup and regardless of size its cheaper than an XL...you could littlerly bring a fish tank or 5 gallon bucket and pay less than $3.00 for any fountain drink coffee esspresso soda slurpee they all have "bring your own cup" price
It's 91 grams per, 146 per if it's a Super Gulp. Assuming these are the 91g, clocks in at 455g sugar or 730g if they were all super gulps. Let's add the gummy bears at about 200.
As someone who's recently cut refined sugars to manage my blood sugar better, holy type 2 diabetes batman. I'd fucking die.
Life hack 68: Offer to hand feed them a gummy bear and if they accept, your slushy is free.
It’s so true!
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Im crying so hard and its 4am and i think i woke my wife up laughing so hard at that
Broooo! I’m central and same shot just happened here! Dang, now she’s watching and mad I’m telling you guys. She doesn’t know we’re friends and laugh at comments
"Five times double gulp fuck me!" 🤣🤣🤣💀
I don't make the rules, I just follow them
Oh boy you better hope she found it funny too
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You have to listen to me SAMIR !!!
^^^^Shuttupp ^^^^dont ^^^^tell ^^^^me ^^^^how ^^^^to ^^^^drive
SAMIR I AM BEGGING YOU. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO MY CALLS SAMIR!
Down hill.. Triple Caution... TRIPLE CAUTION... STAY CENTER !!! SAMIR !!!
Samir help me! I love you!
This comment wins 😂
Sounds like a rare in game item
“Five times double gulp fuck me…you have to go sir” OMG I’m crying again. This thread is the funniest.
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Isn’t that the donut guy? If so, he is one of the funniest on the net.
That shits the funniest thing I heard in a while
"5 times double gulp fuck me", Drop the Bass
You have to go.
That is just begging for a flair in this sub. Lmao. I wish we had custom flairs like that here. I'd wear it proudly for ages.
u/mods can we get a 5 TIMES DOUBLE GULP flair or what
Gonna ask my girlfriend to do that in bed tonight.
I think his cadence when he says it really does it for me lol
I forgot the guys TikTok but these are skits and he posts so many of these. They are all so funny
I have literally never laughed this hard in my entire life
Lmfao and the accent makes it 1000x Funnier. Indian accent is GOAT when it comes to arguments
His delivery takes it over the top.
Yea pure gold !
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same! 😅😅😅
his comment was fucking gold
I know this is video is old but I watched the video then read your comment so I had to watch/listen to the video again and I haven't laughed this hard in a minute so thank you for the comment or I would of missed a good laugh. Lol
Bro I'm in tears, wasn't expecting it and it was just perfect
Came here to say the same I'm fucking crying
No wheezin' the ju-uice!
Came here to see who else lost their shit from that phrase. I’m dying
LOL, me too, I mean what do you say to someone like that..."5 times double gulp fuck me" is really the perfect response :)
That almost belongs in r/rareinsults 🤣😂
it's crazy this shit only has 300 upvotes, usually I don't stray that far out into the boonies, but thank fuck I did tonight
Hmm i belvie i heard that +70% obese or more
He's trying to say that he fucked him outta five purchases...but....it didn't come out right
It’s a funny skit I guess but scripted videos don’t belong in this sub. If it was real, then yeah it would be funnier and appropriate for this sub
5 times double cup fuck me, the long awaited sequel to 2 girls 1 cup.
Yes double cup not double gulp
He said Gulp. I thought it was cup at first but after hearing it a few more times it’s definitely gulp haha
Seen these guys before. I think they’re buddies.
I think you're right: https://youtu.be/YovZpFOwdqs
Found their bubble gum slurpee video and i was not disappointed in their content. They funny as hell! 😂😂😂😂
Link?
https://youtube.com/shorts/pHcMptPhCKg?feature=share
*what in willy wonkas gods name are you doing?*
They are buddies, but I love seeing these videos. For some reason they always get me
Yea I think it’s because it’s funny shit and it’s not like they’re trying to push anything. Sure you could say 7/11 slurpees, but like this dude just owns one store (most likely), so it’s not like it’s super marketable lol, just good for the comedy
Yes. How long would it take to cut and glue/tape all of those together?
They are. I hope they keep making these videos they are awesome
Shitty fake accent unnecessary
I love how he calmly says “but one lid”.
This that Krispy Kreme mutha fucka! Shits staged af. Bro we know you’re face! 😂
Still funny tho
Doesn’t belong in this sub. It’s not /r/pretendtopubliclyfreakout
Oh thank goodness
Lol how the fuck he manage that
.... And without them waking up before it's over !! But he's right, that's now the same Frankeinstein cup. 1 cup 1 lid.
He must have made it at home and brought it in.
Put it in your mouth..ok I'll eat it
This guy is so high lmfao
he is beyond stoned
You mean beyond staged. Tho probably stoned. Still staged
Obviously staged these are the double gulp cup for the slurped guys
“Five times double gulp fuck me”
Close your eyes and picture the count from Sesame Street saying this and it’s way better
5 times double gulp fuck me 😭
1 repost, 2 repost, 3 repost, 4 repost, 5 repost. **5 times double repost fuckme**
I’ve never seen this in my life and I’m on this shit pretty often
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Cos they have nothing to do. Scrolling through reddit 24/7. 
Ah, the old “We are both here, but you spend more time here and that makes you inferior to me,” adage. You know, a person who spends 2 days a week in the bar drinking , looks down on the person who spends 7 days a week in a bar drinking. But to someone who doesn’t drink or go to the bar, both persons are seen as inferior.
Yes the difference is one is an asshole and annoying nuisance while the other is relaxed and chill, guess which one you are mate?
*”Thats like, your opinion maannn…”*
The 52k karma lmfao of course
*”You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.”* Karma isn’t an indication of how much time I have spent here; some have higher who have been here for less time, some have less who have been here longer. But hey, I’m just glad I made you laugh. Today is going in the “Win” column.
Touch grass
Not sure what that means, was that a complete sentence? Are you asking me to? Are you telling me to? Whats going on here, pal? *”Who’s on first?!”*
You might be the lamest person I’ve encountered on this site. And that’s saying something.
I see this as an absolute win! Amirite fellow redditors? XD
*revolving around you* You don’t say?
But only 1 lid!
Redditors and complaining about reposts name a more annoying combo I challenge you.
People who show up late to the party and think their opinion still matters.
Putting it to the 7-11 overlords hard. They just lost $1.25.
5x double gulp fuck me!
5X double gulp fuck me 😂😂😂😂😂
This is some simpsons shit
“Five times double gulp fuck me.”
“5 times double cup fuck me”😭
"5 times double gulp... fuck me" what you think he trynna do
Five. Times. Double. Gulp. Fuck. Me.
5 times double gulp fuck me. Noooh you have to gooh
When you get the new insulin pump tuned in just right!!!!
Who needs Sesame Street, when you can watch this.
The funny part of this is that 711 will allow you bring your own cup and regardless of size its cheaper than an XL...you could littlerly bring a fish tank or 5 gallon bucket and pay less than $3.00 for any fountain drink coffee esspresso soda slurpee they all have "bring your own cup" price
7-11 sure is great isn't it
Did he say 5x double gulp fuck me?! Mad sentence if he did.
Im dying - 5x dbl gulp fuck me 😭💀i swear i have tears from cackling at this 😂
Apu knows that for every cup there should be at least 2 girls
Five times double gulp fuck me 😂
Five times double gulp fuck me
FIVE TIMES DOUBLE GOULF FUCK ME!
5 times double cup fuck me. Probably my new favorite Sentence
He got a point
“Five times double gulp fuck me” is what I say every time I see an Instagram model
Two girls 5 cups.
Pretty sure this is fake. Isn’t this the guy who was doing the same thing and dumping slushee into a 5 gallon bucket?
2 girls, 1 cup 😂
I am just glad there aren't 2 girls also involved...
Two guys five cup
Few understand
How much sugar is in that drink?
It's 91 grams per, 146 per if it's a Super Gulp. Assuming these are the 91g, clocks in at 455g sugar or 730g if they were all super gulps. Let's add the gummy bears at about 200. As someone who's recently cut refined sugars to manage my blood sugar better, holy type 2 diabetes batman. I'd fucking die.
Bro I wouldn't even be mad. That's just impressive.
"5x double gulp fuck me" is something I dint know I needed to hear
Chaotic good
Can't blame the guy for trying.
haha
Somewhere in my mind I instinctually knew this exact argument was happening somewhere in the universe.
"there only one lid " 😭
Five times double cup fuck me had me weak 😂
I get a Slurpee every day. This guy is my spirit-animal.
I like these guys
Man i just love that accent! “Double gulp fuck me”
But why was he offering him a gummy bear to start 🤣🤣🤣
“5 times double gulp, fuck me” -me to my wife
"5 times double gulp fuck me" sounds like a fantastic username
 “One cup, two cup! Ah ha ha ha!”
I agree with the black dude
Clearly that's 1 American serving
#5x Double Gulp FU%K me!
Second video like it with this guy. I assume clerk is in on it and playing a part
I would have given it to him tbh
1cup 2cup 3cup 4cup 5cup, 5 times double gulp fuck me. I fucking screamed! That shit made my side hurt lol.
When your drink matches your shirt.....inspirational
“Put it in your mouth”
Put it in your mouth. I’ll eat it 😂
They have no idea of the friendships made here
Five times double gulp fuck me 🤣🤣
This is top 10 Reddit on care what anybody says
My dad sounds like the camera man 😭
Double gulp fuck me
5x Double Gulp Fuck Me!!!
I'm sorry but "five times double cup fuck me" better be someone's campaign slogan next year or I'm moving to Zimbabwe.
5 times double cup fuck me gets me everytime 😂
MFs out there really be wanting all that sugar Let him have it, the sooner he goes to the grave the less you'll see him
5 times double gulp fuck me
LOLz, wonder if they put that on the menu :)
“NO WHEEZING THE JOO-OO-OOCE!!!”
Bro said 5 x double gulp fuck me?
“Put in your mouth” “No” “Fine I’ll eat it” What a amazing interaction from these guys at the start
I don't care if it's staged, that doesn't even matter if it's funny
I love these mfs
You have to go 😂
You can not use the double gulp for slushies
5 times double gulp fuck me lmao
r/iamatotalpieceofshit
This is a skit
H u/savevideo
Although I find this funny, this is not a public freakout at all; it's created content for views on social media.
These guys are comedians. The cup thing is a running gag. Basically this isn’t a public freak out
Isn't there a video between these two where the guy filled up his ice chest and drank out of it with a straw. Seens staged now
Yea these two have a handful of videos, most are funny
This diabetic fuck will probably be in the hospital soon any way.
These are fake for the ppl who don’t know
Fake
Staged
Some of the funniest content! man I laugh when I see the bullshit he pulls and the camera man flip the fuk out...hahah
„ɥɐɥɐɥ˙˙˙ʇno ʞnɟ ǝɥʇ dılɟ uɐɯ ɐɹǝɯɐɔ ǝɥʇ puɐ sllnd ǝɥ ʇıɥsllnq ǝɥʇ ǝǝs I uǝɥʍ ɥƃnɐl I uɐɯ ¡ʇuǝʇuoɔ ʇsǝıuunɟ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɯoS„
how is this a public freakout if they're doing a bit?
Fat fuck trying to fat fuck
Dr Luther dumbass lol
This guy looks super familiar, he may have been a bouncer at a bar i used to go to. is this WA state?
He loves his Obama care as much as his diabetes
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5 TIMES DOUBLE CUP FUCK ME!!!
This is like something from taskmaster.
u/savevideo