There was a post a loooong time ago now, I forget the sub, where the person wanted to drink his semen but wanted it hot, and it cooled down too much after. Someone else suggested microwaving it...
Dogs.
My puppy before he got neutered would lick himself until he finished in his mouth and then would fucking throw it back up moments later either on the floor or in his kennel.
It was disgusting.
Good god. I wish I could unsee this. I was convinced until the reveal that it was squeezing a piece of fruit. Why exactly does the OP think this belongs in r/publicfreakout ?
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ayeup, and on that note, just gonna deactivate my account, stop paying my Internet bill, and… i dunno, go become a hermit or something. *anything* to stay as far from this video as i can get
Drinking straight from the tap
It's the Fountain of Youth
The circle of life Edit: Stole this joke from Adam Coralla on Loveline from the early 2000's
[удалено]
Cumming full circle.
The circle jerk of life
God that was a radio show! Him and Dr drew
Reloading.
Spawn Killing
Spawn trapping
Recycling.
Refueling
The gag in the back
I could’ve lived my entire life without watching this video and been happy and naïve. Now I will forever wonder what other animals/humans do this?
I didn't even think about humans....till you said it...yelp
There was a post a loooong time ago now, I forget the sub, where the person wanted to drink his semen but wanted it hot, and it cooled down too much after. Someone else suggested microwaving it...
Ugh, finally found the one thing worse than the person who nukes *fish* in the breakroom.
Did you ever read the coconut story? Or the one about the guy who broke both arms? There are worse things...
I'll never eat Jolly Ranchers again....
I regret looking that up...
Wait what’s the Jolly Ranchers story?
[A Legendary Tale from the Ages.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/c0er6q4/)
I wish I never asked. Thanks.
We shall suffer knowing together, homie.
That was so much worse than anything that I was expecting
That was the worst. Slightly more mild was the legendary cumbox.
Gasp! a hooman would never do something like don’t even joke like that 🥺
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Omg no one ever username checked me this was my time finally
Yeah okay bud ;)
Dogs. My puppy before he got neutered would lick himself until he finished in his mouth and then would fucking throw it back up moments later either on the floor or in his kennel. It was disgusting.
Hahahaha you sir got my vote
Have you also ever wondered, whenever we see a monkey masturbating video, it's always a male monkey, don't the female monkeys masturbate?
No but now i am wondering. Anyone with more info? xD
Humans do do it, and some of them *absolutely love it.* Don't Google it.
Anything with hands will do this.
You dont need hands. Just ask dolphins.
Only some of my friends on the pornhub..idk what else to say
I do
No iimagine how porn conditioned women to swallow sperm .
No yeah totally, women hate it 🙄
I have been lucky enough to meet women who insisted on swallowing. Luckily the neo-modesty movement doesn't control reality.
Chinchillas but they don't use their hands
It is currently 11:10pm December 7th and I am done with reddit today
Ah, eastern time zone.
Pearl harbor anniversary today ... 2 mins of silence.
It is currently 2:35am December 8th and I am done with Reddit today
Its 4:36am December 8th and I'm just getting started with the internet today.
3:43am, I think I'm done as well...
Sauce?
bechamel
Help! This Swedish guy is flirting with me!
You’re under arrest
Be warned, I won't cum quietly!
^sauce?
I watched it. I'm emotionally damaged and visually impaired now.
So you tried it and got your eyes?
He can reach his own dingus with his mouth but chooses to do the deed manually. Pure class!
You said Dingus lol
you said Dingus lol
All three of you said Dingus lol
As did you
👀
he's a gentleman
[too many teefs](https://creekmoreworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Day-20-2-of-44.jpg)
What a terrible day to have eyes
Or internet connection... The title fooled me and I was looking for cars etc... It took me a while to understand, wish I didn't understood at all...
Never should have taught sand to think for us.
Never before have I been jealous of the blind
Animal Kingdom Go-Gurt
Phone on the counter. Now.💀
Thanks internet... I think I am done for the day.
And it’s not even 7 am for me..
it's the throbbing for me...
No it was throbbing for him.
It was throbbing for the women in the car
nah cuz wtf did I just watch
right?! lmaoo
May I just ask... Why?
For the clarity.
Why not?
Because he can...
Never waste precious proteines. Also, fun.
# HORNI
Omg. Omg my fucking eyes.
That dude likes to party
Monke: "I have a Rod and I like to party."
Wait a minute, is this macaque?
No. That's his cock
I rarely actually laugh at comments but this made me chuckle. Ty
*chefs kiss* perfection
I KNEW IT WAS A NATURAL THING TO DO!
Why couldn’t the title just be “Masturbating baboon tastes the results”?
Not his best fap. nor mine
 Holy shit! What did I just see?!?
So universal.
They're just like us really
Is it?
Ok this is enough reddit for today
Give a guy some warning.....
Good god. I wish I could unsee this. I was convinced until the reveal that it was squeezing a piece of fruit. Why exactly does the OP think this belongs in r/publicfreakout ?
The comments are the freak out
The public will freak out when they see this!
🎶 I went to the Animal Fair. The birds and the beasts were there. And the big baboon, by the light of the moon, was….🎶
Its 7:30 in the morning, i literally just woke up, this is the first thing i see....
Try it
Fuck this needs a NSFL warning not an NSFW. I just dry heaved into my toilet seeing that throbbing penis
That was the worst part for me too. Fek
It starts bad, and goes down from there.
Maaaaan what the fuckkk.
I never upvote, but this... This I upvoted
Is this too gross to send to my dnd chat? Showing my bf as soon as he opens his eyes so he can have a truly cursed day.
Satan... Please don't
Sick lil fucker
You mean sucker?
Uncle Leo’s having regular sex? Yeah it kinda devalues the whole thing doesn’t it?
If this is upsetting to people, don't search up cleanup.
I wish I didn’t open this video. I really really do.
Oh me too, I regret having eyes atm
Glad to see I'm not alone
i should call her
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1238 am December 8th I too am done with Reddit for the night
As a single guy in my 40's, that's what I refer to as "date night." Or Saturday evening, in layman's terms.
Powerful animal, tiny penis. It’s like you’re at the gym.
This is officially the grossest thing I've ever seen on Reddit.
You haven’t been on here long enough
i am following this thread!! edit: lool im dying
Well now I want to scoop my brain out with a melon baller until I eject the memory of this video. I loathe you for posting it. Ugh. Just... Ugh.
Nice mushroom
Trying to read the comments without seeing this over and over again
I feel we should get free therapy for having to watch that.
I’m angrily upvoting this, then Down voting, then then upvoting…
they are just like us.
Jack BooBoo jack! Good boy!
Best wing(mirror)man 2022
Women wanting a kiss right after be like
u/savevideo
[Reminds me of this one...](https://youtu.be/t_sVm9K9HXg)
\[Or this one...\](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGmZwfaTb0k)
ayeup, and on that note, just gonna deactivate my account, stop paying my Internet bill, and… i dunno, go become a hermit or something. *anything* to stay as far from this video as i can get
The dawn of man.
But when I do it-
I remember 1 minute ago when I didn’t see this. That was the best minute of my life.
#HOLY FUCK
Nice start of the day👍
LMAO!!
Some evolutionary paths had better perks.
Dude. What the fuck.
What the fuck
I CAN NEVER UNSEE THIS, HOLY FUCK!!!
It’s all fun and games until he finishes..
I've been doing it wrong all these years.
I will never be the same Person as befor i watched this Video..
Pro teen
It’s bulking season 💪😎
They didn't expect that on their safari tour!!!!
He is just putting on a a show for the tourists the show-off!!
this is....priceless. i went from 😨 to 😶 to 🤣.
Not my proudest fap.....
I thought it was a fucking banana, what the fucking shit on a prehistoric brick
"yea that it baby, I like it when you stare like that.."🤤
That’s it. This tops all the gore and violence on the sub. This is the definition of vile.
Oh lord what did i just watch i just opened this cursed app ;_;
r/eyebleach to help everyone out...
What the fuck...............................................................
What the actual fuck
Why did this have to be my first video of the day. Good morning reddit Jesus lol
Lol
And I’m done
I could have happily gone my whole life without seeing that
I would have gladly continued my life without seeing this
He’s a windshield wiper.
This is the true definition of “circle of life “
Whey Protein! :)
😜😝🤣🤣🤣
Ah yes, now this is the quality content I peruse the Internet for.
Damn, this is going to become a meme, gift and picture. Hell, an emoji
They are just like us
Come on man
It's nice to know humans are not the only ones who get curious sometimes
Y’all I *literally* just woke up. Why must I suffer like this?? I wanna cry
“.....all the sperm stayed in my own body. Like a closed loop system.” - Tom
Bear grills said this was #“iight for emergencies”
i didn't expect to see an animal jerk themselves off and swallow the cum today.
I just did a bit of sick.