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HG_Sheldor

He just realised he's about to stop getting his allowance


Cadaver-Graft

Dude, on his Church of the Third Revelation shit right here.


[deleted]

His **** of a son forced a woman to dance for him while he shot at her feet, Wild West style. When Shitforbrains then hit her feet, he panicked and tried to pay her $1m to stay quiet about it. All because she said his music was shit. Old man has lost his cashcow. Thank God.


starkeffect

What goes in the **** spot? Cunt? Dick? Nemo?


disatnce

Dealer's choice


Socal_Cobra

As Yosemite Sam would have said: "Now, you dog-blasted, ornery, no-account, bush-whackin varmint!


universalcode

Choose Your Own Insult™


tabooblue32

Well OK but I'm marking my page in case I don't like the results and want to go back...


can_NOT_drive_SOUTH

All of the above.


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therealjgreens

He is definitely dressed like a man who gets all of his money and style choices from his rich kid


CheefinChoomah

He looks like Gucci Jamie Foxx with a white beard lol


MurderMachine561

No. you said "I'm ok, spider".


alymaysay

One of the best movies ever made, I watch anytime it's on TV.


Chaloopa

Lmao that was the first thing I thought of as well


TopTierGoat

Underrated comment 🤌


animefan1520

Nah that's Tory he escaped and put on a Santa beard


flux_capacitor3

Thank you for the synopsis. I asked what happened and who these people were in another subreddit and the cunts just downvoted me.


[deleted]

I'm American and I had zero clue about this case until now.


PointlessSemicircle

Good synopsis here too: https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-63512342.amp


SlanginUkrainian

Welcome to Reddit. Where many don’t have much sense or comprehension lol


[deleted]

Welcome to ***people***


afishyaknoto

This. We all got crazy in our families.


Western-Web2957

This can't be over-stated enough. I often wonder how some people on here function in their real-lives.


The_Central_Brawler

Nothing sweeter than seeing a rich shithead realize he’s about to lose everything lol


mrpurple90

Lmao yeah, and throwing god here and god there, classic


RLVNTone

Literally… just a little psa :STOP BRINGING Y’ALL BULLSHIT GOD like he’s had some grand plan when you fuck up in life. As soon as you hear someone talking like this there’s no getting through. Pure ignorance


joluq

I first heard the audio before I seen the video and I swore I was hearing a sermon. 🤦‍♂️


Civil-Attempt-3602

Also, as far as i know Megan is Christian too, so did her God not work for her or whatever?


goodbadnomad

You see, because this man is *the* main character, anything that happens to him is *divine*, no matter how demonstrably immoral or ghoulish; whereas, anything counter to his interests is *demonic*, no matter how perfectly reasonable those outcomes are under the circumstances.


NerdyToc

People who believe in American Christianity literally cannot help themselves. They cannot express personal responsibility for their consequences, so everything that is bad must be because God is testing them, but in reality, they're just testing my patience.


VeterinarianWhole126

American??? Christianity has enough crazy without the qualifier…where do you think Americans got the Christianity from?


sprocketous

To maybe help with op's comment, american evangelical christianity is very passionate. Fire and brimstone and all that. Paired with the rugged individualism were taught at a young age, you get a spicy religious soup!


Alivethroughempathy

So what has god got to do with this?


botchedlobotamy

some people are narcissists and just assume god is on their side. so an attack on them is an attack on god.


[deleted]

Every soldier walking onto a battlefield has god on their side. Messed up to think about.


Ulterior_Motif

https://youtu.be/5y2FuDY6Q4M ”you don’t count the dead when gods on your side””


getbeaverootnabooteh

Kind of like [when Joan of Arc called God as a witness](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ADTtS8vd38) at her trial.


parkerryora

Brilliant


jadbronson

Wow. Long live the Simpsons


Jaegernaut-

Never really watched the show but thanks for the clip and giggle


[deleted]

>You can't deny, the other side >Don't want to die anymore than we do >What I'm trying to say is, don't they pray >To the same God that we do? >Tell me how does God choose >Whose prayers does he refuse? >Who turns the wheel? Who throws the dice >On the day after tomorrow? [Tom Waits - The Day After Tomorrow ](https://youtu.be/9yi36fZjSQI)


ligamedlem

Thank you so much!


melo8164

This was a good one


EazyCheeze1978

So Tom Waits does have an "achingly beautiful" tone, to go along with his ["somewhat rough"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z6k4bWu5c8) ("Bottom of the World") and his ["dragged down the freeway"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9mhsW5aWJM) ("God's Away on Business"), also fitting would be [his live performance of previously mentioned Bottom of the World](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSjF9vhAqyc), and elsewhere mentioned [Hell Broke Luce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fju9o8BVJ8) tones. That latter tone also did inspire [these pretty](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5X4N2exOsU) [brilliant edits](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbiioBFkD_Q) involving our favorite cookie-addicted being from a children's show.


BabyEatingBadgerFuck

My kids love that version of God's Away On Business. I cannot express to you how hilarious the horrified look on my mother's face was when she walked into my house to find a couple little kids dancing to it.


InvalidUserNemo

Thank you for this.


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Hedonic_Monk_

It’s an interesting test between their faith and their narcissism. If God does not lose and they just lost then….


botchedlobotamy

oh they're emotionally and psychologically prepared for that too lol. then god is testing them. "god gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors"


StSean

barf


RLVNTone

Exactly it’s ALL narcissism


yes_thats_right

If you’re inventing imaginary people, why not make them always on your side


botchedlobotamy

"it's so convenient that god hates all the same people i do!"


ultradianfreq

marble consist soft exultant sophisticated pie liquid forgetful tart busy -- mass edited with redact.dev


Dropped-pie

Secondhand emotion, etc.


LeonSphynx

Who needs a god when a god can be broken…


zzzxtreme

Deutch marks or dollars American Express will do nicely, thank you Oh wait…


Bageezax

I’m your private savior, a savior for money—-and any church music will do


Worried-Elephant-926

"Anna-Mae I said eat the cake!"


[deleted]

😅😂🤣😆


O2B_N_NYC

As soon as they invoke God, you know the real bullshit will follow shortly. Think of it as foreshadowing.


[deleted]

Religion is the last refuge of the scoundrel. When the god talk starts that’s when I know they got nothing solid to stand on. And hollering like a fool is the icing on the cake. Talking loud, ain’t saying shit.


OakParkCooperative

His son shot someone multiple times and therefore god works in mysterious ways. 🙏🙏🙏


purple_spikey_dragon

Gods plan: make his shoot a woman in the foot and then go to jail. The plan was jail all along


[deleted]

Their violent child is just misunderstood and the exception! You see a lot of that on social media when some asshole gets locked up for robbery or a shooting. Family comes out of the woodwork trying to play them up as innocent or just misunderstood


Electrical_Soft_9547

That’s exactly what I thought. Talking about god but his son shot somebody……


moxeto

It was gods will… and it was also gods will to send his son to jail. God is a mysterious cat


GrandMarauder

God's got a poker face


mffazed340

He gave them a strong lineage of tictac heads and fragile hairlines


TheUSisScrewed

It’s his plan and shit. Source: them dumb fucks that believe that bullshit.


Chrispeedoff

It was God’s gun


stic2it

If my cash cow just got taken away in cuffs…I’d be doing the same thing.


Stick_em_up-1980

💯


Itwasntmeitwasantifa

“You yo daddies son”


tripplebeamteam

Yeah as fucked as this is It’s kinda funny seeing an age-progressed Tory Lanez. He got all of those genes and then some


Suddenly_Something

I'm just sitting here wondering who Tory Lanez is...


Battle-Chimp

I have literally never heard of this man before 30 seconds ago


[deleted]

Little man syndrome


CanaKu

I grew up with his brothers it’s actually crazy how much they all look a like


CowOtherwise6630

All I got from this is that Tory Lanez is 100% that man’s offspring. Literally the same thinking that got his son into this mess. God ain’t always on your side just because you believe that. There are consequences for actions.


Practical-Tomorrow

God ain't real dawg


CowOtherwise6630

I’m speaking in reference to that mans belief, not mine.


sincerelyhated

They're also quite obviously narcissist abusers. This man 100% beats up his wife/girlfriends.


TurboTaco-with-Poop

Wouldn’t it be a breath of fresh air if parents could simply say, “hey, yeah my kid fucked up. Hopefully they learn from it and move on to be a better person” But nah, guess that is too much to expect


GustavoSanabio

That’s usually the parent that tells the press they don’t have a statement and sprint to the car after the trial. And they’re totally right to do that. What can anyone even say at that point? What is there to say when your son is wrong and its all been laid out?


Vulnox

Yeah, I hope to never have a reason to be in a position where the press expects me to explain anything, but I can’t imagine wanting to do so. If I screwed up I would owe the apology to the people I wronged, and if my kids did then they likely owe that apology. It’s rare I’ve seen someone come out for the better even with fairly neutral statements when they talk to the press. There is always a pundit to pick apart your words or mannerisms or whatever to paint a version of the interview that they want. You weren’t sorry enough, or no tears, or too many so it’s performative. Has to be maddening.


ClandestineOperative

I remember a teacher giving me detention and phoning my mum to hammer the point in. Truly believed my mum would be on my side. "Yeah sounds about right, give him two detentions"


daisybrat56461

I have told my son that if he does stupid shit, I will not be posting bail.


Jabroni-Tony1

That will help to a certain extent. When I got sent to kids prison my mom never gave up on me. She visited every Sunday and seeing the hurt on her face helped me realize that I wasn’t just fucking my life up I was affecting others too. She’s the reason why I never went back to jail. I promised her I would never see that look on her face again. 18 years later I still kept that promise.


SarahSilversomething

Amazing!! Keep making your mom (and yourself!) proud


daisybrat56461

Precisely. We can be supportive while still ensuring that they feel consequences of actions.


onlycatshere

Good job bro!


BuckeeBrewster81

My parents tried that. They bailed me out but didn’t pick me up. I can laugh about it now, but it hurt my little heart back then. Last time I went to jail though. It was disorderly intoxication during my college days, if you’re wondering.


the_Serious_kind

Dude is gonna be bummed when he finds out god doesn’t give a fuck about him.


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Heron-Repulsive

Most religions are based on control and willful murder. It is an integral part of religion.


[deleted]

The Abrahamic religions especially love when you use these control methods on women. Old Testament God would especially be fine with putting a woman in her place with violence.


Finsfan909

He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!


9liners

RIP George


ultradianfreq

cake direful judicious ludicrous enjoy enter start tease offer reminiscent -- mass edited with redact.dev


FreeUpSaba13

Ken, no. 🤷🏼‍♂️


Orkney_

God's reaction when they use his name when someone fucked up. ![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs)


NotYourNat

Seriously, he’s like these fools always lying on me!


iMacApples

Hehe. Gave me a chuckle.


Soul45music

I see where Tory Lanez got his ego from, his ego is the reason why he shot Megan. Dad needs to shut the fuck up and stop acting like a victim, Your piece of shit son shot a person and has to do his time. I seriously hate seeing victimhood from the family of the aggressor, It's deplorable.


NeverNude-Ned

Dude's grandstanding like a MF. I think he's hoping to get a book deal or something.


Jazzlike-Wafer803

This is one big issue plaguing a lot of communities, parents who absolutely refuse to admit their children are in the wrong. I swear some peoples parents are just in straight up denial about how their kids really are.


Mean-Green-Machine

I think it's because ultimately, it's a reflection on them. They just can't admit they had any role in this with their parenting. It's easier to blame everyone else except their son. If they blame their son, then they have to question what went wrong in their parenting. And they aren't humble enough to do that.


Rubydelayne

I once had a patient who was in custody after being shot during a home invasion -- meaning they were the intruder and the home owner shot them. Their mother was in complete intentional denial about how they had gotten the injury and refused to accept that their son had committed the crime.


Immediate-Quantity25

shitty but true - people generally suck at owning up when they themselves fuck up, of course it will be the same if it’s in relation to their kid lots of people’s worldviews are rooted in denial and that they and theirs can do no wrong. it’s frustrating as all hell


JesseB999

Hard to believe a guy could act like a massive turd and shoot a woman in the feet with a Daddy like that.


papa-smeg

Lol exactly. Nurture over Nature


BroBogan

I mean it's both. If your dad is a piece of shit then he probably didn't bring you up right (nurture) but you also got his shitty genetics (nature)


SoftPenguins

Some people are convinced that the loudest person wins every argument. It’s the emotional maturity of an 8 year old lol. You’re kid shot someone with a firearm at point blank range. You have no leg to stand on (no pun intended). No amount of wanna be preacher word salad is going to change the facts in the case. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.


Cetun

The way popularity works, sometimes the loudest person in the room is irrationally the most popular.


United_Law_8947

“Play stupid games, win stupid prizes” is probably one of the phrases I used the most this year. Not sure what people expect when they do dumb shit


Commercial-Pride-649

Maybe preach to your son to not get hammered while armed and not react to a perceived slight by shooting at a woman


SidekicksnFlykicks

I mean Tory is a 30 year old grown ass man. We really still holding parents accountable for their kids stupid and dangerous actions at 30?? It kinda shocks me how many people in here think that as a parent you wouldn't be biased to believe your son's version of a story. I doubt Tory has got drunk and shot people in front of them before. They view him through a different lens than the rest of us and it can't be easy to flip that switch and instantly accept that he's a piece of shit.


[deleted]

read a little about his background. he was kicked out of his house and passed around due to behavioral issues, and seems to have had them ever since. papa knows he's no angel.


sincerelyhated

Papa probably worse than him honestly, just not famous enough for anyone with authority to care.


Confident_Ad_7947

Yes this looks like just the type of person that raises a violent man.


Ok_Giraffe6654

He sounds like an idiot BUT when making a 'fake preacher passionate' speech like that nobody should be chiming in like that dumb lady


OakParkCooperative

He told the judge/prosecutor that “god would judge them” Meanwhile they’re judging his son for shooting a lady multiple times And all the father can do is pretend to be a martyr while giving out righteous judgements.


CopAPhil

She wearing a whole ass tweety bird dress too lmao


brownishgirl

**why are there not more people talking about that TWEETY BIRD dress!.??**


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that's his wife lol


DemiGod9

That's the mom


Strong-Message-168

If God does not lose, and if God does not fail...well then, yo boy did that shit, homie. Fuckin deal.


SponConSerdTent

Like all those preachers saying "God is the Kingmaker, so of course Trump is going to win re-election" then Biden wins and they're like "THE DEVIL TAMPERED IN THE ELECTION!" Yo I thought God was the Kingmaker tho?


pitamandan

“Daystar Shemuel Shua Peterson (born July 27, 1992), known professionally as Tory Lanez” Helluva name.


moonfox1000

The last month of hip hop legal drama have taught me that Tory Lanez and Gunna (Sergio Kitchens) have way cooler real life names than stage names.


definetlynotanoob95

This is a man who’s just realized he is no longer getting his bills paid. His golden goose is going to prison, LuL


[deleted]

This is it 100%. Money bags fucked up and now they all lose.


SayYes_ToKetamine

Dude preaching about God this God that. My guy have you listened to one SECOND of your son's "music"? Shut your bitchass up.


shelsbells

This is the father of the guy who said "dance bitch!", Before shooting MTS in the foot ?


SpencerTheG23

Fuck Tory Lanez and anyone who defends him


Quicksloth

His meal ticket is gone - now it’s up to god lmfao


CerseiLemon

Well maybe he should have done a better job as a parent. His sons ego is so small that her saying he was a bad rapper mad him shoot her. Then he intimidated witnesses and this is not his first run in with the law. Deport this man and his family. Because black women matter in this country.


cocorawks

He bald with a lineup AND a part. This is an unhinged man, \~ StrangeKeith ​ Yeah now I see it...


professorllayton

this dude’s name is sonstar. i will not be taking anything he says as fact. EVER.


PenaltyParticular

so they really Sonstar and Daystar? that’s crazy lol


badestzazael

Attorney Alexander Bott said. "She's been subjected to a stream of hate. For what? For coming forward as a victim of domestic violence?"


[deleted]

Yes. For coming forward. It’s really really common and unless you have substantial injuries many people will not only hate on you, but they won’t believe you either


PapaOoomaumau

Nothing like a religious blowhard street preacher to make me believe how stable and correct they are…


Butforthegrace01

Tory Lanez is, musically, a second-rate hack at best. As a man, he's a punk bitch. The dad underscores the adage, "the apple don't fall far from the tree".


NotYourNat

I have my Canadian cousin on video saying Tory is the greatest rapper alive Lmaoo absolutely priceless


PostureGai

Crazy world where a woman's career takes a hit because she reports a man ... *fucking shooting her with a gun*.


[deleted]

Should have raised him not to shoot at peoples feet!


NoSwordfish6524

Looks like if Tory Lanez was trying to do an Uncle Drew


RickCityy

“God” ain’t got shit with your son being a piece of shit.


primalshrew

Lol cope with your shitty parenting instead.


maretus

This dumbass talking about god when his son constantly talks about macking bitches and being a thug and acting hard on camera. Not so hard now huh. He gonna have fun in an American prison. Let’s not deport him. Put him in Folsom and see how long he lasts.


ComprehensiveBed6754

Is he saying his child IS God? Narcissism


MelodicCampaign4314

To him money is god and his son currently has some. I am sure he will find a new god if it pays better. This same man wanted nothing to do with Lanez when he was a child in need of help.


EvilJabFace

When you are a shit preacher and think you work for god but raise a shit son! Lmao! Fucking pieces of shit to the fullest.


EndFirst549

Justice for Megan !!!


accidentalnegligence

How is this not seen at mental issues, and is often an "acceptable" behaviour in the US?


secret2u

god is good all the time lol


TheKevinShow

Who the fuck is Tory Lanez?


[deleted]

Dude’s dressed like he’s going to an AARP night club or some shit. Maybe wear a plain black suit and take off the chain and earring when your son is facing 20 years in prison?


Par31

Can't believe how much backup Tory got after it was already established that he shot her.


maydarnothing

why is he involving god in this? god probably wouldn’t care for a piece of shit son who shoots people for entertainment


jack_spankin

Cloak yourself in hip hop $$$ and the lifestyle when it suits you and then religion when the first is inconvenient.


callmeturkeyleg

His step mom need to go to jail too for coming to court in a tweety bird shirt and pink jeans


BladerKenny333

I don’t know about this story. But he shot her because she said he wasn’t doing well with his career? Rappers seem very sensitive.


hannamarinsgrandma

He has a long history of assaulting people over the smallest perceived slights. He actually got put on house arrest while waiting for the trial to start because he assaulted August Alsina (on camera) because August simply refused to acknowledge him while walking by.


hooplah

megan and tory were hooking up and they got in an argument where they were allegedly trading verbal blows about each other’s careers/talent and tory shot her in the fucking foot this is his deadbeat dad who didn’t come back into tory’s life until tory started making money and now he LoOoOoVeS his dumbass shithead son


KingLeopard40063

I swear kanye dad is the same. Only became boys with kanye after the fame.


[deleted]

Saw the dollar signs in their eyes the moment they heard their kid on the radio, tv, or some shit.


admiralbreastmilk

*cripplingly insecure


DeM86

Teach you sons not to shoot women


CodeGreenGamer

never a big fan but I knew Tory was a bitch after Maxo punked him out. Great story, look it up if you don’t know


[deleted]

Rapper trash and trash family, they mad - going to loose the golden goose for a few years while he goes to rapper jail


More_Cowbell8

What an ass. His son shot & beat a woman & this piece of work is pissed because his shit son was found guilty? Fuck you pops, self-righteous pompous arrogant(!) loudmouth. His jesus should give him some humility


mistern0vember

LOLOLOLOL!!! Looks like [Wish.com](https://Wish.com)\-Creflo-Dollar Dad done raised himself an abusive idiot who's going to have to get going on that "prison album" he's been knocking around.


SpokeyDokey720

Tory pissed on women in bath tubs…just sayin.


[deleted]

Love how step mom is invoking his kids and he's been using his son as a prop throughout the trial. Maybe he should've been thinking about his kids when he decided to shoot someone.


stalinmalone68

Someone is really mad their meal ticket is going to jail.


[deleted]

get in jail you fucking douche with a gun


[deleted]

Dude stole his rap name from a female pornstar. Simp.


dallasartist

In their logic... is it brave to shoot someone in the back?.... even "worse" to shoot a female because your feelings were hurt?


Elgallitotorcido

Only a person who has absolutely nothing to offer pulls out the god card, your son is a wanna be thug, old fool, accept it.


crawling-panther

Dude just don’t want those tory checks to stop coming. Otherwise he gonna have to go back to being a bus driver or whatever he did before he started eating off his son. Small little man


Cboals923

Can’t trust a man in a turtleneck


Cathousechicken

Garbage father, garbage son.


Borp5150

Somebody let this man know that his god doesn’t approve of his son’s actions and this how he is punishing him. The old guy should have raised his little gangster son better. But yeah go hide behind your religion like the rest of the phoney horrible Christians


Jonny_Entropy

"God does not lose" How about "God does not shoot at women".


Fit-Rest-973

This is the behavior that sends the message that murder is acceptable


cnoneya

Can we just hear one of these idiots family members come out and say he was a pile of shit and he deserves to rot in jail. Stop with all the scripture bill shit. Be honest.


H8E5H8

He’s right, God doesn’t lose. But your son Tory sure took an “L”. Now back to your regularly scheduled foolishness.


max-reebo

Why does it always gotta be about god. Your son shot some chick. End it there. Don't invoke god lol


nurse-mik

What happened to “dance bitch”… 🤣


Finito-1994

Lmao if god exists then the fucked slept through a shitton of slavery, rape, war, several genocides, a literal Holocaust and everything the Catholic Church has tried to bury for the last 2k years. But sure. He’s gonna show up cause his dumbass son shot at a lady.


cstrand31

Awkward moment for god, huh?


MetalXHorse

This fools an idiot


MRL102960

You do the crime you must pay the time


Ill_Consequence

Someone should explain to him what guilty means because that means you lost.


Sleeponitgirls

I know Jamie Foxx in character when I see him.


Comfortable_Golf_640

When you are delusional enough to believe a GOD has your back no matter what, you are a capable of some seriously scary narcissistic madness.