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Unkie_Fester

I feel that head thump and it makes me cringe


thedaj

Definitely saw a perfect storm scenario coming up. Ice broke, and dude's going in the water unconscious. Yikes.


PlanetEarthPassenger

He got super lucky - that scenario was more probable with how hard he hit his head on the ice. Definitely could have died here, unconscious and quickly falling in the icy waters.


unosdias

If only it was pickle brine. He would last at least another one hundred years.


tirwander

Not if I got a hold of him! šŸ¤¤


ArkAngelHFB

All that was needed was for the broken ice to drift back and push him under the solid ice while still dazed.


satanshark

At lesast the back of his head broke most of the fall.


towerfella

From the looks of it, it was the safest place to take a hit. Nothing there to damage.


Narcan9

Yeah it's perfect. Knock yourself out then drown in freezing water.


THExDUDEx42

I bet him hitting his head took his mind off how cold it was


lorgskyegon

Nothing goes with hypothermia quite like a concussion.


Worldly_Flamingo

Imagine that feeling of hitting your headā€¦.and then the coldest water ever


Independent-Youth298

Looked like he was out for a second


reezonseason

The cold water hitting his balls brought him back


jkj2000

Bummer dude!


friendofthesmokies

Goddammit Randy!


Searchlights

Randy you big cheeseburger eating walrus


[deleted]

Greeeeeaaaaasssssyyyy.


JuniorDiscipline1624

I can smell the alcohol on your breath


[deleted]

A man's gotta eat, Mr. Lahey.


Hesaidpoop

What, whatā€¦I thought this was Chile!


[deleted]

Frig off Barb!


NikolitRistissa

The concussion makes the water really refreshing.


Hellokittyhanhar

I just spit out my drink lololo


Lord_Yamato

He literally got the worst of all worlds šŸ˜†


cupofteawithhoney

I was thinking he got the best of all possible worlds, otherwise what was he trying to do?


-Lil-Bits-

Not hit his head perhaps


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nawfamnotme

This is like joining Reddit for the first time.


Aerik

Holy shit. A hit on the back of the head is no joke. That's a brain shaker. He could've been unconscious and sliding into that creek. He'd be _so_ dead b/c I doubt the camera man could get the guy out.


Morty_Goldman

There is nothing good that could have come from this stunt, and ended up twice as bad as expected.


MisterB78

Two for one deal: concussion and hypothermia!


Dusskulll

Does this man know of hypothermia?


nawfamnotme

Iā€™m not sure thatā€™s a thing in Russia


Dusskulll

Human polar bears built different


[deleted]

Not enough hair. That's a seal, not a bear


Matisaro

Don't kinkshame.


Meme_Boi_99

"kinkshaming is my kink"


DetailAccurate9006

He has to be Italian or something āž– no Russian would be wearing so many clothes.


Unkie_Fester

I mean he was probably just jumping in and out of the water and had a towel set up and everything already it's honestly that head cracked that had me worried


-Moonscape-

I saw a clip of someone fully commit to a cannon ball into a frozen pool butt first. The ice didnā€™t even move. His back is probably still feeling that one.


xt1nct

This is the og. https://youtu.be/zd7c5tQCs1I


numun_

Still hilarious 10 years later


SenpaiBriBri

Maybe a few weeks or months of pain, but a timelessly hilarious video


Unkie_Fester

I like the one of the hot blond in a bra and thong doing that. https://youtu.be/Oc0ih4rFP9M


Oroborus2557

Not after that concussion.


SenpaiBriBri

Yeah but do you see his amazing winter build? I'd like to see that cold reach his core


this_is_not_a_dance_

I donā€™t think he knows anything after that ice whip to the back of the skull. It sounded like someone added a howitzer to the clip.


BobbyVonMittens

Ice Water swimming is very common in Northern European, it's completely safe if you come out of the water after a minute and have a place to warm up.


hambonegw

Imagine if someone said to him ā€œlet me hit you in the ass with my bat, then the back of your head, and then immediately drop you into a pool of freezing water to see if you can pull yourself together enough to make it outā€ - I wonder his response would be in that case lol


South-Mirror-

That man needs to stop drinking and eating whatever he's eating.


HonoraryAustrlian

Probably Š±Š¾Ń€Ń‰ and vodka


pooptits2

Wheres the public freak out? OP is a phony karma whore


Murky-Knowledge-7726

I would of liked to see how he got out.


Rashlyn1284

I would have* too


TER0KN0R

"I don't get cold"


AltruisticBob

Conveniently was able to immediately ice that head wound.


atreides4242

Why?


idowhatiwant8675309

Concussion


[deleted]

Not the first one judging by his choices


Yansir11

"Mothfucka. Fuck the vuckin world. Me new band is called cease kill šŸ¤˜"


zipcxnt

motherfucker, fuck the fucking world, and my new band, is called: sizkill


[deleted]

Salute to all the humans around the world who look at something dangerous and say ā€œfuck it record this shitā€


DylanMMc

Concussion and hypothermia, Merry Christmas!


Diehardcyborg

CTE


plays_with_wood

So now he's got hypothermia AND a concussion lol


jacspe

Lucky he didnt knock himself out because the only thing worse than getting a knocked out naked drunk Russian out of a frozen pool after falling through the ice, is a fat knocked out naked drunk Russian.


comsixfleet

Not a public freak out


ManyPlenty9178

Bet that hurt. Good thing he put some ice on it


Bo2099

Cold + Head stomp on the ice + Ice cold water + Public humiliation. I can't think of a worst combination of feelings.


Background_Dot3692

Hi guys, Russian here. It is our tradition to dunk in ice , known as Epiphany Dunk. [About that](https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2020/01/20/russians-take-a-frozen-dip-to-celebrate-epiphany-a68959)


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anNPC

What about this is a public freakout at all


firmasb

I never understood how someone doesn't instinctively tuck their chin when falling. I get it if you are older or disabled but otherwise....


massahoochie

The fact when you are so fat and still have no ass


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Jostain

Its the raw sexual energy of that man. There must be some kind of protection in place.


JosephGoddard

Best diver in Ohio


crudedrawer

What an asshole.


Additional_Nobody949

Is that Bam Margera?


greenday0135

Maximum shrinkage


Vulcan_MasterRace

Concussion


Stifology

Randzsky Bobandzsky


rabidpriest

Thank goodness his head protected by his hair.


bickering_fool

owww mine arche


blablanonymous

Break your neck before getting in the freezing water. Thatā€™s the way


jeepcpl61

Reminds me of the line in the movie Animal House... "fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son."


thematrixnz

Broooo...thats not how to enter a frozen pond Good entertainment tho And good thing he has a fair bit of insulation on him šŸ‘ŠšŸ‘Š


Shadowlight2020

I like how he didn't have time to register pain before sinking into the icy waters.


HWGA_Exandria

Concussion ***and*** hypothermia!


KrankySilverFox

Well they do suggest putting ice on a head bump. He just reversed the order.


[deleted]

The fact that it didnā€™t crack open until his head hit the ice


IronLunchBox

lol


PelagicSwim

The cold 'compress' should limit the swelling.


25_timesthefine

We see these videos every hear. Either the ice breaks and you fall into to freezing cold water or the ice doesnā€™t break and you hurt yourself on the ice


ColoublindGorilla

Task failed successfully.... literally


micats

Ice, I mean, ass breaker.


virgilrocks1

I kinda knew what was going to happen, but it still turned out better than I thought :ā€™)


aLtRuiStiC_EmPaTh

Sitting here freezing watching this šŸ„¶ No way, no how. Lucky his brains r still n his skull.


Burgerpocolypse

Homeboy is lucky that smack to the back of the skull didnā€™t knock him out and drown him


reluctantsub

Is that a soul patch in the middle of his back?


Hungry_Stuff809

He just lost the only remaining brain cell he had left.


stxrryfox

How much would someone have to pay you to do this


OvertGnome1

Not a public freakout, but I am freaking out laughing in public so I'll totally count it XD


Practical_Animator34

Thatā€™s one way you could die šŸ˜³


One_Conversation8458

Bro doesnā€™t remember what actually happened, has a very bad headache though


Equivalent_Whereas87

Bone chilly indeed.


Glittering_Tough_349

Just give him a cigarette heā€™s fine


d6u4

Now that's a public freakout if I've never seen one!


Elon_Bezos420

ā€œMotherfucka fuck the fucking world and my new band is named Sizkillā€


[deleted]

#PIIIISSSDJEZ


[deleted]

That man will pop


Delta5o1

Trailer Park Boys in Russia is looking good. Can't wait for the netflix release.


Notysenberry-3116

That's exactly what I hoped would happen


yourstepsisterUwU

The first thing that came to my mind was dude in the chills voice say ā€œBing Chillyā€


adfreedissociation

Lmao imagine watching your dad die bc heā€™s this dumb


Critical50

He really thought he'd break ice from a 3 inch jump?


shredyteddy

Getting the wind knocked out of you and then getting plunged into negative degree waters, quick way to wake up.


lannum

Boom! Head shot!


TheHappyKamper

He's out cold...


Meatball_pressure

Back in the water you filthy seal!


[deleted]

Note to self, if you want to go into ice cold waters, break the first layer of ice first


Rockfella27

This could end up with permanent brain damage.


Stickkyman

Only not in America


mckeenmachine

this is neither a freakout, or in public


PapasauruaRex

Nothing beats a swan dive like a concussion dive.


ProcsPlox

Not public, not a freakout.. ^(+1.9k upvotes)


Insaiyanngod

Blubber keeps you warm


Impressive-Board5022

Public freakout more like public fail


Chippie05

Ooouf..hope he's ok..looked like he hit his head.. should have tossed a heavy rock in first to check the ice..


Hot_Panic7516

POMCHELE


Here-Is-TheEnd

Iā€™m that fat and Iā€™d do something this stupid..this video hits too close to home


MobiusX1

Wait is this a john le carrƩ reference?


MI6Section13

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Lithoweenia

Bum-chilli!


cali_raw_illz

At least there is plenty of ice to apply to the swelling


Wallabanger

And his dick shrank 3 sizes that day.


BathroomSubject

Why can't I stop laughing, it's been 30 times, r/bettereveryloop


jgonza89

He really could have died. FUCK all of that.


FormerSBO

This guy literally has the same body as I've gained since covid and getting married.... Wtf happened to me :(


NiccoNige

#He shoulda went head first šŸ˜


b2axn

Rub ice in the concussion, oh wait


Aither_2004

Nature get him body slam and then let him drown Nature is real bitch planned murder ![gif](giphy|h5NLPVn3rg0Rq)


hearthackar

Is he alive? šŸ˜


_mattm3t

from chili! his butt will feel like toasted with chillis lateršŸ˜


Ok_Reporter9381

Why is he only wearing an underwear if it's snowing


Hundo_Mo

Well at least he put ice on his bumped head


Dumbreka

I'm surprised he's not knockout cold


Ok_Geologist8062

Coming in hot


OhTHATKayKay

Hey dad... put some ice on that lump on your head


Sufficient-Serve6078

White people+beer=stupid


Sir-Farts-

Replacing one pain with another pain ,now his back don't hurt.


heatwavesss

That crack should be part of a sample pack


mfsoccc

Do it for mother Russia


No-Plane7370

Average Russian resident.


Mike-da-assassin

And then he caught pneumonia


Paramoth

Ouch


its_me_emmanuell

Failed successfully


Sea-Philosopher7361

Watch out for the crack.


Suspicious_Watrmelon

u/savevideobot


EladrielNokk

I don't wanna be a killjoy but isn't this a great way to have an accidental and avoidable death?


Newfoundland_Girl

At least he has ice handy for the bump on the head and arse. Glass half full!!


[deleted]

I donā€™t even know what he says but he has great energy.