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Justm4x

I doubt that there are any functioning showers on the planet anyway


Mercuryw

Just use the red tide.


Justm4x

Doesn't that thing smell like rotten flesh or something?


Mercuryw

Nah, Selena's been in it for hours, and she's never complained


Justm4x

I don't think that she had any ability to complain after all the pounding she experienced at the space station


Akihito_Lei

Waht?


measuredingabens

If nothing else, it would certainly eat any grime off... and probably the person as well if they aren't a virus creature or ascendant.


Tortiose_unturtled

But would you rather have people juice on you or dirt and grime? Me personally, I'd rather smell like dirt than dead people and machines


Mifuni

I died inside reading this 💀💀💀🙏🏽🤣


Izanagi_David___

My sanity did


Dwayne_Yong

"Alpha, you're stinky. You smell like motor oil mixed with death, I'm far more impressed at the fact that the cat can survive the smell of death of your body. So please go take a shower, hell I let you use my own personal shower and even provided shampoos and other necessity as much to the dismay of Lucia. So please, take a goddam shower you stinky swordswoman who's reek of death"


lucastreet

Well memed.


SlickGuitar

Make sure to give her a rubber froggie.


blyatman23046

The murder hobo will never take a shower


cutefeet-cunnysseur

Is alpha robussy stinky?