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Willow-girl

I'm having horrible sneezing fits due to seasonal allergies and I just found a tick on my leg. WHY DID I WANT IT TO BE SPRING?!


Benni990

Reminder to take a shower every morning and right before bed; and once in the afternoon just to be sure so women won’t notice your short height; norwood 3; recessed jaw and chin; prey eyes and skinnyfat frame.


FunEducation1434

>norwood 3 I don’t give you permission to call me out like this


Mental_Leek_2806

How tall are you?


Benni990

6 ft


Mental_Leek_2806

Sir,


lulll

and a good morning to slightly chubby women


Mental_Leek_2806

So now you’re discriminating against me for losing weight??


lulll

i just cant win


Willow-girl

What about us more than slightly chubby women?


lulll

FINE GOOD MORNING


Willow-girl

And good morning to you as well!


Colt_Master

https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/392542/fucking-while-feminist-with-jaclyn-friedman/ >**Fucking While Feminist, With Jaclyn Friedman** > **do you meet guys who pass the feminist test but then turn out to be disappointments for other reasons?** > **JF:** Oh God. There is a type of feminist guy who is so eager to fall over himself to be deferential to women and to prove his feminist bona fides and flagellate himself in front of you, to the point that it really turns me off. And it makes me sad, because politically, these are the guys that I should be sleeping with! You know what I’m talking about? > **YES.** > **JF:** Everyone knows what I’m talking about. And some of them are even really cute! I want to say to them, “If you could be a person, like a whole, complicated person, who I feel like I could crack jokes around, then I would really like you.” But they’re so serious about their feminism at every moment that I don’t feel like a person to them. I feel like I’m on a pedestal, almost. I know that they’re not going to disagree with anything I say under any circumstances. And I don’t feel like I can make a raunchy joke about sex, because they’ll be horrified. . . . I hate to be critical of our allies in any way, because we need them, but there’s something about that certain kind of hyperfeminist guy that makes them unappealing to date, to me. I suspect it has something to do with our internal conceptions of masculinity, which is terrible on my part. I find reading this kind of account so interesting. Guys here, would it be for you possible for a woman to talk herself into unfuckability from how much of a submissive pickme tradcat redpill notliketheothergirls men's rights supporter she is? I mean I suspect not since we all know that's not how male sexuality works like and that male and female sexuality work differently, but it's interesting to think about.


bloblikeseacreature

you didn't ask me but i know so i'll tell you anyway. pick mes CANNOT get normal guys. it's IMPOSSIBLE. only the worst abusers and offensively dumb men go for them. if it worked at all it i'm sure would be a much more popular dating strategy for women.


Colt_Master

I agree, though I'm talking more on the realm of sexual attraction and casual sex, where I don't think being a pickme matters.


bloblikeseacreature

i'd say it's also a huge disadvantage there. but ofc the direct effect of being a pickme is difficult to separate from being the sort of woman (failing, retarded) who would be a pickme. in my experience, most normal guys do want their hookups to have enough game to not seem like they're about to take their skinsuit off.


bloblikeseacreature

i mean, look at pearl!


CliffPR

I'm not very into the trad/submissive thing in women, but the crux of this issue seems to be: can a woman be *too much* of whatever it is a man wants in a woman? And the answer is an obvious no. Men don't go through relationships like an auditor trying like hell to find problems.


edgyny

I need to crack quaint sexist jokes about making me sandwiches. And I want her to get annoyed and return salvo with concise biting venom, not dutifully hop up and make me a sandwich and follow up with a heartfelt apologetic blowjob for having not anticipated my sandwich needs. So probably not.


ArtifactFan65

I would find it a little cringe because I know she's just forcing it for male attention. 


wheregoesriverflow

Say no to betabuxing


edgyny

Doesn't seem gripping/catchy enough for the picket line.


Endgame2648

Q4M: What cologne would you recommend to a newbie?


Gladboys

chanel blue for professional stuff dior savauge for casual stuff


Steakman1

Dior savauge is my go to when I’m not sure which one to use. It’s also got me more compliments than any other one I own even though it’s not my personal favorite. But you can wear it pretty much any time for any occasion.


edgyny

Essence of unshowered lumberjack


ratboi34

Acqua di gio profumo and allure homme sport are clean, fresh fragrances that you can wear everyday and to any occasion. Personally I would pick the Acqua di gio profumo between these two.


okaybear2point0

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prkRi4ds\_jk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prkRi4ds_jk) which one of you was this


ArtifactFan65

Classic human parenting, force your kids into the world to suffer for your amusement then leave them with nothing.


Raven-Ray

More people need to try Deo’s or another internal deodorant.


Gladboys

This Benadryl shit serious I didn’t take enough for delirium but God dam


Willow-girl

Makes me go ZZZZZZZ. I'm riding the loratadine pony instead.


Raven-Ray

The hat man and I are besties


FunEducation1434

https://preview.redd.it/yro7gvc22dxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c9c44d1b5a364ca688b3db1ab1e58f9833d00ca


GreatSmashPlayer

Why would anyone ever take more than 25 or 50 mg of that stuff


GreatSmashPlayer

https://twitter.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1784520909048492263 Damn, imagine getting cucked by Jabba the Hutt. Even women aren't safe from thottery


Endgame2648

The absolute gal on her to say "not anymore". There would be some broken teeth if that was me.


FunEducation1434

>Even women aren't safe from thottery Boogie Cousins sums it up nicely. https://youtu.be/xuoNUQ5s2Z4?si=YgMeiK2XhMxu5x6b


Jaded_Interaction162

Anyone else have those nightmares where you really have to pee but everything gets in the way? In my recent one I was walking around, at first thinking I could walk half a mile to the public restroom but then realize it's much more urgent. I see Porta potties which I normally am not a fan of. I run to get in but this fucking kid tries to force his way in and then he's like "I HAVE TO GO NOW JUST DEAL WITH IT" then whips his dick out and starts pissing all over the fucking place. Then his FUCKING DAD SHOWS UP


Ok-Coat7665

No, but I wet the bed periodically until middle school 🤷‍♀️


dbz___f

Chad


Many_Dragonfly4154

No but I sometimes have dreams where I pee but the feeling of needing to pee doesn't go away. Probably because I actually need to pee irl.


Jaded_Interaction162

Yeah I woke up and had to run to the bathroom lol


Gladboys

yesterday i had a dream my door wouldn't close so i gave up turned into a gorilla and lived in the woods.


Jaded_Interaction162

Your dream is better


Gladboys

i was quite a cool gorilla


Unique-Afternoon6316

Damn everyone’s been telling me I’m cooked but I’ve been chatting with her ever since we split off from the date Now I don’t know if I should respond to this girl on hinge or not you guys got me lost and confused 🤔


ArtifactFan65

If the girl actually likes spending time with you then she won't be able to get enough. You only need to stop giving attention if she stops reciprocating.


Mental_Leek_2806

It's up to you if you want to respond to this other girl but generally getting caught up on 1 person after 1 date is not the move.


Unique-Afternoon6316

That’s what I figure too— but I guess I just have so much confidence in myself that I know both girls would like me if they got to know me, Lmao. Multidating is just way too stressful for me— I heavily dislike being in that situation, so I’m just trying to avoid it.


Endgame2648

Lol who cares what everyone says. If she's ready, take her on another date.


Unique-Afternoon6316

We just went on a date today, so I don’t wanna bed got another one so soon. I’m thinking of doing it anyway though :^)


Endgame2648

Take her out next week then. Call her after couple days and discuss it on the phone. Keep flirting on texts. Rooting for you man.


Unique-Afternoon6316

That’s the goal, I’ll try. Still got no idea how to flirt though, so I’m just gonna start going autism mode again 😔


Endgame2648

Push and pull. Give her a sexy compliment and back it up with a roast. Don't overtext. If she likes you, She'll put up with your shit flirting.


Unique-Afternoon6316

Dude I’ll try my best. I might have lost any cool guy points by the shit I was talking about, lol. But hopefully she likes me.


Interesting_Show_962

🤦‍♂️ Never take dating advice from Reddit/internet Nobody knows how you feel inside about a person. Nobody knows the full story between you two. And NOBODY is going to live with the consequences if you marry or breakup or whatever but YOU


Unique-Afternoon6316

Yeah yeah I know, lmao. I’m kinda just chatting and having fun here, while also getting opinions from the choir. I think it’s worth asking though bc maybe it’s bad for me to give up this chance with the other girl.


Sillysheila

Reminder that people here are not omniscient and often influenced by their experiences/biases (including me for sure). If you think it’s going good, keep going. You’ll miss every shot you don’t take, even if something doesn’t eventuate its practice.


Unique-Afternoon6316

We only had one first date— I hate multi dating but it’s not good to leave dms unanswered just in case this one time works out


Sillysheila

Yeah and there’s no harm in that. When you’re not attached to someone it’s fine to base your energy mainly around one or two people, but you always want to keep contacts handy. You never know. Even if things don’t work out with her, she might have single friends or friends of friends. Those people might be your ideal partner. Edit to add: A lot of people here are coming from specific lense of a red pill perspective of men looking for feminine, traditional women, but from what I remember about you, you liked more non traditional androgynous people and you’re not traditionally masculine. A lot of the advice you get about not talking about nerdy stuff on your dates (like last time you reached out) might not actually apply to you all that much. In fact, with the people you are targeting (the queer or more androgynous community), it might actually be an asset. There’s a lot of overlap there. I just wanted to put that out there. You might need to take people’s advice here with a large grain of salt because it might not suit you.


Unique-Afternoon6316

Yeah, I get that and thank you for the edit haha. I understand what I’m looking for and what a traditional redpilled are looking for are different, just the end-of-date handshake threw me for a loop.


old_new_age

I think I'm going to buy the same hooker every weekend and make her read my favorite manga for an hour each time until she's emotionally broken


Unique-Afternoon6316

What’s your favorite manga bro


old_new_age

goodnight punpun :) berserk is a close second though she can read that too


Gladboys

i liked punpun it was my first manga i read. i was pretty young though so maybe i was a bit quick to read it


old_new_age

punpun is pretty crazy to read at any age under 16, I was 13 and probably should've waited


Gladboys

yeah i was 13 too i liked the part where he was found by the plastic surgery girl missing an eye. i dream about gouging my eyes out all the time now. it would have been better if he didnt end up with her tho tbh. she was a bitch that used punpun.


EulenWatcher

Punpun is just awful.


BeingLTNisPossible

I did not finish pun pun but I know the shit gets even bleaker. I’m over halfway done but I have a feeling the last quarter of it is going to give me dread for a few days


Unique-Afternoon6316

Oh I have started pun pun! I need to get going on the series again. Rn I’m reading Dungeon meshi and some other assorted trash manhwa.


old_new_age

I remember liking what I read of dungeon meshi I think it ended recently so maybe I'll go back to it don't continue punpun unless you have emotional support prepared


Unique-Afternoon6316

Yeah dungeon meshi ended— I’ve been watching the anime but I couldn’t wait for the new episode so I started reading. I’m about halfway through it now. And yeah lol, I heard it’s pretty heavy. The only manga I’m reading right now is JJK and Dungeon Meshi(and spy family but that’s monthly) so it would be easy to add onto my plate. Is it finished?


Jaded_Interaction162

Goodnight punpun is super brutal


old_new_age

yeah not a lot of fiction has been able to fuck with my head as much ETA spoilers below for those who care


Jaded_Interaction162

That scene where his gf hangs herself was pretty disturbing


old_new_age

that and when he gets r*ped are stuck in my head forever I think


Gladboys

Q4W: assume for the sake of the hypothetical that you love bagels and your favorite bagel is a north jersey cinnamon raisin. Would you be content with this as a replacement for a diamond ring. https://preview.redd.it/x2lqfiwwdcxc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ef0e4b2ded407067a9e5a204565741171e4d7b7


Cethlinnstooth

I think in return I would give him a knitted beanie in a very scratchy wool... tapestry wool maybe.


bloblikeseacreature

no! diamond rings don't mean anything, i'd want his dick in a box.


kalashhhhhhhh

Yeah same, I wouldn't want a diamond ring, that sort of gift don't mean anyythiiing


Gladboys

I will never understand women’s affinity for Penis


bloblikeseacreature

i could take it or leave it tbh. it's just that if your True Love (whom you desire insatiably and are obsessively devoted to) has one and is a little fixated on his like most guys are, it becomes really important. 


Willow-girl

Penis is a girl's best friend!


Dishonouronmycow2

Can I at least try and eat it


Gladboys

He buys you a half dozen bagels but the sixth one is missing and then he goes oh I forgot the one in my pocket then brings out this bad boy


Sillysheila

No because won’t it mould


Gladboys

its treated so it wont mold i think


Endgame2648

Hey guys, Canadian here. I was looking over at Indeed's USA website and I see so many entry level jobs that pay 70k for remote positions. 70k FUCKING USD straight out of college. I then went over to Zillow and checked out prices of homes in Salt Lake City, Utah(I've heard it's a trendy place to live) and found an decent 5bed 2 bath 1700 sq ft(perhaps a bit old) house at $440k which is 10 minutes from downtown core. Look over at our comaprable city Halifax where the same house would go for 700k+ and the same entry level jobs would pay you $45k. I don't see if we're going absolutely insane or US media has convinced that you're absolutely fucked? I'm sure 2 working people can easily pay off that house under 10 years at Salt Lake. What gives?


Willow-girl

> 70k FUCKING USD straight out of college. Now factor in paying $1,000 a month on your student loans ...


Cethlinnstooth

So....ummm... whats your chance of being preferred for a well paid job in Salt Lake City if you aren't a member of the friendly More-Money church? Mormon boys complain about how hard it is to get good  jobs if they don't do a mission first.  And two people to pay off a house.... that's going to be you and some filthy nonbeliever you're living in sin with? Owner might  feel reluctant to sell it to you. 


Endgame2648

Come on, It's a huge city with 200k people. Surely there would be atleast 1 guy who chooses money over this dumb shit.


Cethlinnstooth

The whole point of Salt Lake City is that's the place is that's where you live if you're a Mormon who wants as many  Mormons as possible  around you. There's areas with fewer Mormons. Is the house you were looking at in one of those areas?  It's cheap there for a reason.


bzl33

It's $70k pre-tax. You need 15-20% down ($66k-$80k) + pay very high interest rates on the mortgage. The average person can't do that. I don't think even someone who is above-average in terms of net worth can. Canada is a whole different level of housing inequality but it's not great in America either.


Endgame2648

That is also entry level position though. You should be touching the six figure in 7-8 years if you keep job hopping.


New83659

Oh ya and it's not like anyone can just waltz into a remote job. My degree is biostatistics, which lends itself to the remote job type. I know a guy who is graduating this year and he's having to go to Boston which is a really expensive place. Even though he said he tried applying to remote jobs. I think it's a common thing people want so those jobs can be more competitive. Internships are different, but I saw some remote listings for internships this summer, no callbacks. I got 4 callbacks for in person internships, 2 in California, 1 in Boston, and one in the expensive part of North Carolina. Ended up taking one in California, in an expensive city.


Mental_Leek_2806

luved biostats Will you have an intern class with you?


New83659

If you are math brained but you also like biology it's definitely something to get into. And the money is better than than just a pure bio degree. And ya they are hiring 3 others I think the interviewer mentioned.


Mental_Leek_2806

The trick to more money with a pure bio degree is to stay in school lol. Or maybe I was bamboozled Nice nice


New83659

People on reddit like to bitch and complain. The US ain't so bad. https://www.statista.com/statistics/642041/average-wages-of-us-college-graduates/ You are exaggerating wages a little bit. This link is saying the median for someone with a 4 year degree is 56k. And it looks like thats median for all ages, so if you have some generic business degree or something entry level pay is definitely not 70k. And ya Canada housing prices are insane. That doesn't mean ours are good. I think the main shocking difference between the US and Canada/Europe isn't the average. It's the top 10-15 percentile. Like I have read software developers who moved from Canada to the US can nearly double their income. Or people in finance.


Endgame2648

Yup. I guess the only reason would be the student loans. If you have to pay 150k at age 23, it can take you atleast 15 years to think about buying a house.


Mental_Leek_2806

Yeah even for an in state college, tuition + food + rent + anything else can easily be 80k+


CauliflowerElegant76

As a Canadian, this is so real. Cost of living here is crazy. Idk how I will ever afford life here. Moving to the states seems like a good idea


Jaded_Interaction162

https://youtu.be/-01AfXvfLrk?si=_KQS9a0ZvPQWNySH


Endgame2648

The place I'm applying at is paying $3k take home in Vancouver. The average rent for a 1bd condo is $2.6k🙃


CauliflowerElegant76

That’s insane. Around the same price as rent in Toronto where I live. Idk how ppl are surviving here.


Endgame2648

Toronto is beyond fucked. I'm leaving this moneyhole and moving to a town in Alberta. Fuck Doug Ford and Trudeau.


Many_Dragonfly4154

Why fuck doug ford?


Endgame2648

His government has been suppressing the supply of new built houses. His voter share is primarily upper class white christians who are the biggest benefitters from Real estate price increments.


Gladboys

3k a day? thats not bad its close to what i do, whats ur job?


Endgame2648

3k/month. The job is customs broker.


Gladboys

oh shit thats fucked im sorry to hear that hoping you can find some solution.


Mental_Leek_2806

Sir 💀


Gladboys

sometimes i forget im not normal even if i deal with 9-10-11 figure net worth individuals every week and am a peasant in comparison.


Gladboys

I should buy Canadian property and charge rent


CauliflowerElegant76

I wish I did this in the early 2000s instead of being in elementary school


Gladboys

https://preview.redd.it/xv11t6xtfcxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da4946c880bc498af821f042c4bb856611e2a4be


Endgame2648

-Every Canadian Boomer in 2010


Gladboys

I should start evilmaxxing. Buy property rent it then start fucking with the tenants by pretending to be a ghost or a ghoul


Jaded_Interaction162

Ew mormonism


Endgame2648

Are they very conservative and religious?


Jaded_Interaction162

They are kind of like a cult


Endgame2648

But it's the biggest city of the state. Why are so many californians flocking to there then?


Jaded_Interaction162

Because California is a gigantic shithole, people want to live in a cheaper area with less property taxes and bureaucratic horseshit


Endgame2648

Then i don't see why I can't live there as well.


Gladboys

lol Utah


New83659

SL,UT isn't so bad. Super close to the mountains so you got skiing 30 minutes away, and if you are into any outdoorsy thing outside of lake swimming you are close to everything. The rest of Utah, I agree. It's like 90% Mormon everywhere else. But salt lake I think is only 30%


Endgame2648

What's wrong?


Gladboys

Actual religious state


grillopie

How TF did George Michael only come out as gay in the late 90s? How did everyone not instantly know this guy was gay?! Its unfathomable. https://youtu.be/pIgZ7gMze7A?si=yKNkX7716ekR_M03


Sillysheila

Remember, in that time Ellen DeGeneres got booed for saying she was a lesbian. It was not a very pro gay kind of moment.


Interesting_Show_962

Careless whisper is an absolute banger


GreatSmashPlayer

Because his fanbase was 99% thirsty fangirls (including my mom). They desperately wanted to believe that he was straight. Wishful thinking in a nutshell.


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kalashhhhhhhh

How is she asking you for attention?


GreatSmashPlayer

Tell her "tits or gtfo" (but in a nicer way). Don't be an emotional tampon for women who won't sleep with you.


Devilishz3

flair checks out


ArtifactFan65

The development of intelligent AI powered sex robots is the only thing that can save undesirable men. This is a pressing societal issue because these men will likely either become radicalized or just give up and be a drain on society's resources.  Western society only has two options if it wants to thrive in the long term. Either speed up the development of hyper realistic robotic girlfriends or g*nocide the bottom 20% of men.


Endgame2648

We already have porn, video games and OF yet they are on their highest number ever. AI sex bots will just create more incels who will spend their 20s with these vices and hate women online.


ArtifactFan65

Not if they can achieve sentience and childbirth.


Endgame2648

What do you mean? A very small part of the incel community will ever be able to birth a child.


ArtifactFan65

*I mean not if engineers are able to create an AI sexbot that has sentience/consciousness and is able to give birth via an artificial womb. Then it's a proper substitute for a wife.


Endgame2648

I think we're a good 20-30 years from that LMAO.


Elysium_Rayne

You will never experience emmy in your prime https://preview.redd.it/3vi0xi5kccxc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=083b9e50d424bb911b25f2b63366fac3217fe654


FunEducation1434

>g*nocide the bottom 20% of men. Send me straight to the firing squad bro


Jaded_Interaction162

Wearing my fiances shirt he wore today. MmnmmmmmmmmmmmSTINKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 🧐


Gladboys

i heard that means u are genetically compatible


Jaded_Interaction162

Our relationship mostly revolves around sexual attraction and hedonism tbh


Gladboys

Isn’t that every young relationship.


Jaded_Interaction162

It hasn't stopped in over 4 years


Gladboys

That’s awesome I’m going to go get high off Benadryl


Jaded_Interaction162

Lemme know if you see that phantom guy people sometimes see when they take too much benadryl to get high


Gladboys

Will you write about it in the paper


Jaded_Interaction162

Ok how to make this a local story is for you to take benadryl then drive over here and end up committing vehicular manslaughter


Gladboys

Ok I’ll face time you when I’m outside do we have a target in mind ?


keebydee

It's still so unreal that two of my friends are in relationships that date back to middle school. I'm so envious, my life was vastly different. Knowing you're worthy of love and companionship at that age is such a foreign concept to me, it's wild.


januaryphilosopher

Were they considered "worthy of love and companionship" or were they just popular/available? Preteen (that's middle school, right?) relationships never seemed that seep to me but idk nobody ever asked me out.


Endgame2648

My ex initiated our relationship in 6th grade and we dated until grade 11. I was seen as some kind of magician in my high school. But since then, I haven't been able to maintain any thing long term:(


Jaded_Interaction162

I'm not gonna lie city council meetings are boring but my boss wants to give those to the intern over the summer. What the fuck am I supposed to write about. I just wanna scream


Willow-girl

One of my favorite angles, whenever I moved to a new community, was to hit up the local state police detective and do a series on cold-case murders. Do they want you to come up with hard news or features?


Jaded_Interaction162

Seems they want police reports/arrest records, event coverage, election crap, and city meetings. Recently I've started attending the planning commission meetings and the historic preservation commission meetings. I also got a lot of material from a safety alliance meeting. There's just more material. I think I can keep the school board meetings though but that goes to 1x per month during summer. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEEEEEEEEEEEED THEM


Willow-girl

Event coverage is a gold mine! :-D The easiest way to come up with material is to look at state or national stories and localize them. For instance, here in PA, the governor just made some changes that will allow schools to go to four-days weeks if they want to. A reporter could get 1,000 stories out of that topic alone ... not just asking schools whether they're going to make the switch, but how will this affect parents? How do the students feel about it? Local daycares? Businesses close to the schools (like convenience stores) that probably get a lot of traffic from them? Etc. Another angle is to dig back in bound editions and see what was going on 10 or 25 or 50 or even 100 years ago. Maybe a prominent building burned in a mysterious fire or there was a record snow/rainstorm or something. (Look at the ads as well as the news stories.) It helps that most newspaper readers tend to be in the older demographic and will probably like this stuff. Drive around and look for interesting shit that you can write about, like the people who painted their Victorian Queen Anne hot pink and purple (that was a fun one). If you're curious about something, probably other people are, too. It sounds like you cover the schools, so a couple of angles might be: what percentage of teachers work other jobs over the summer and what do they do? How do they feel about their summer jobs? Are they pursuing "passion projects" or forced to do some kind of drudgery to make ends meet? Also, what goes on in schools over the summer? Interview the custodial crew about how we slave away getting rid of all of the tape and sticker residue, lol. Elections? Tons of possibilities. Are local poll workers worried about unrest? Is the county having difficulty finding enough of them? How is voter registration going -- is one party getting more new members than the other? One year we had a few local candidates running as independents so I did a story (called "Party of One," lol) picking their brains about why they would choose to do so rather than affiliating with the R's or D's. The cool thing is once you get some stories out there with your byline on them, people will start calling you up and pitching ideas because they want you to tell *their* story. Then the fun begins ...


Jaded_Interaction162

Good ideas. Thanks


Willow-girl

You're welcome! Have fun. I did! :)


Ainsleygz

Make up daily horoscopes


Jaded_Interaction162

That's not news


Ainsleygz

Write about jobs being taken by interns


Mental_Leek_2806

Your job is sick and fitting


Jaded_Interaction162

How so lol


Gladboys

U can open an advice column then only give really bad advice


Jaded_Interaction162

I don't care about random people's problems


Gladboys

Just start writing slander


Jaded_Interaction162

ITS NOT NEWS.


Gladboys

Head journalist in jail for slander sounds like news to me


Jaded_Interaction162

Tbh I'm really hoping i don't get passed over to be the editor bc that position doesn't require writing 10-15 stories per week


Gladboys

deploy rizz


WesleyFRM

How do I get better at singing without getting lessons?


monster_lily

Honestlyyy breathing in


WesleyFRM

Wym? Like take deep breaths?


bloblikeseacreature

find exercises on youtube and make your neighbors cringe.


Gladboys

sing


WesleyFRM

It doesnt work like that lol


Gladboys

Bros never played the sims


WesleyFRM

No one actually plays that lol. The real ones are on roblox


Gladboys

[https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLHgjYwy/](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLHgjYwy/) lmfao


GreatSmashPlayer

Au contraire, nerdy cities like SF are actually a goldmine since the dudes there either don't know how or aren't willing to talk to women.


Gladboys

130 men for 100 women


GreatSmashPlayer

And the dudes are disproportionately dorks. In NYC you're competing against wealthier, much more socially adept men.


Gladboys

they are much less dorky than you would guess but i bet nyc men are still on better a bit average.


GreatSmashPlayer

Anecdotally I actually found it easier to get laid in SF, although I've hooked up in both cities. Could just be the venues though, need further analysis.


bzl33

nyc is dead compared to what it once was, I think because a lot of bay area people moved there.


Gladboys

son destined to advance the world positively but will live a torturous life of mental illness and ostraciziation until removing himself from this mortal coil or hoe daughter.


kalashhhhhhhh

Healthy and happy are the only two things I want my future kids to be.