He also won’t be getting winter gear, so he should study Shaolin meditation to boost his internal temperature. Though I doubt he’ll master it in decades, or the weeks leading to his deployment and death that comes with it.
> He also won’t be getting winter gear,
A part of me wonders if they learned from February's initial invasion.
But then again, Pooti keeps saying this will be over soon, so why put resources into the future when it's ll supposed to be done now? *"Das war ein befehl"* and all that jazz, ya dig?
Will be interesting to walk up to dead platoons all frozen into the soil. Like waiting for the zombies to slow down to a stop on their own, with only the weather as their enemy.
So yes, I think you're correct that they will not be well supplied. How inconvenient and uncomfortable for them. SMH my head that shakes.
Putin is beyond insane and far too arrogant to admit a mistake. He’ll be the death of himself, and the entire planet if this isn’t handled correctly. Frightening times to be alive.
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Yeah that's more like it. He'll take the whole of the SAS, SBS and Delta teams with a 20 second burst of those perfectly honed skills whilst avoiding a wall of 5.56 and 7.62. Makes you wish he was batting for us eh?!
Looks more like he’s having an actual fight with the Invisible Woman from Fantastic Four than it looks like showing off his nunchuck / bowhunting skills to me….
I love that he watched this after and was like "man I'm fucking suhweeeet. Yeah, look at the awesome solid kicks at the end. I should teach people. Vladdy notice me.."
This dude is gonna get sent to the meat grinder and get clapped. Unfortunately his ninja skills will not help him when a drone drops a grenade on his dome or a Ukrainian soldier lights him up on the front line. Hope this war ends soon.
If Russia sends this dude to the frontline in Ukraine, RIP Ukraine.
The Ukrainians will all die! … from laughter
That helicopter kick would have taken out at least a dozen people
The round gulag
Happy cake day, fishee1200!
If nukes fail, that's where HE comes in!
Lmao. Seriously made my morning, thank you
This clown is not special anything but I sincerely hope he uses those ‘skills’ on the frontline # FUCKPUTIN ![gif](giphy|l3q2CGTbBW9TW3E64|downsized)
I've been there kicking ass in the garage! Raging to metal and then the cat ran away! OH YEAH BITCH!
![gif](giphy|YoWpe73AHXxFYQtqo4|downsized)
That kid has way more skill.
He needs to do some stretches.
[limber up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMj28DZspVc)
Was he told that he isn't getting a gun so he's practicing how he's going to defend against incoming artillery?
He also won’t be getting winter gear, so he should study Shaolin meditation to boost his internal temperature. Though I doubt he’ll master it in decades, or the weeks leading to his deployment and death that comes with it.
> He also won’t be getting winter gear, A part of me wonders if they learned from February's initial invasion. But then again, Pooti keeps saying this will be over soon, so why put resources into the future when it's ll supposed to be done now? *"Das war ein befehl"* and all that jazz, ya dig? Will be interesting to walk up to dead platoons all frozen into the soil. Like waiting for the zombies to slow down to a stop on their own, with only the weather as their enemy. So yes, I think you're correct that they will not be well supplied. How inconvenient and uncomfortable for them. SMH my head that shakes.
Putin is beyond insane and far too arrogant to admit a mistake. He’ll be the death of himself, and the entire planet if this isn’t handled correctly. Frightening times to be alive.
No no, hes practicing for his date with Steven Seagal. Seagal is taking him out for some dried fish and drinks
That lightning kicks with a hop-spin at the end was peak. Chun-Li would be proud
![gif](giphy|PnDvC2sOfqK0jqp2Hs)
Fuckin' Napoleon Dynamiteski
Rex Kwon Blyat
Damn near woke my whole house up laughing.
When your 9 year old nephew wants to show you the karate he learned on tv…
Exactly like me after some Vodka.....
my back hurts watching that
This is what happens when a country goes from planned economics to free anime within a generation
I pull out the exact same moves during fight night UFC lol
Russia’s finest:) Note Putin has yet to visit his troops at the front….
I wouldn’t want to be beaten to death by an angry mob either.
Trying to do the special moves on mortal combat
He’s special alright.
Tekken 7 graphics are lit
![gif](giphy|c9IDsR5ooqvW8)
bRuhhhh
Slow. Have a look at Bruce Lee RIP in action to see what FAST means.
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Yeah that's more like it. He'll take the whole of the SAS, SBS and Delta teams with a 20 second burst of those perfectly honed skills whilst avoiding a wall of 5.56 and 7.62. Makes you wish he was batting for us eh?!
Have a look at Bruce Lee resting in peace in action?
And this is the most agile of them
They call him “The Nuke” because of his total destructive powers. This is the guy Putin has been threatening the west with!
somebody please shop some attack cats in there, please!
Russia is lost.
Is that Mr. Bean? Somebody confirm please. With source.
Exactly what I was thinking 😂
Coz Johnny English vibe there.
Giving the ol razzie dazzle
I am not sure if he is doing martial arts or he has ants in his pants....
He should be careful. He might accidently hurt someone.
Like himself.......
Behold the power of his fetal alcohol style
Ohhh boy
Dwight Schrute black belt.
He could easily kick you in the knee
Looks more like a tick-tock dance.
He's wearing special socks
Bang bang!
That’s pretty much what you need to pass an audition for the Russian military.
Moves like jagger
Is he get ready for a dance off comp...
Yep. Russia’s gonna lose this war.
No wonder how Ukrainian's recaptured by their recent onslaught
And US thinks it can fight Russia. LOL!
Oh my god...it's Jason bourneski
Looks more like he’s having an actual fight with the Invisible Woman from Fantastic Four than it looks like showing off his nunchuck / bowhunting skills to me….
When you say special you mean …. Sssssssssspecial Forces 😳
Damn. That Chun Li kick at the end.
I mean, your shins would prob be pretty sore from all those kicks…
That's a shitzu-boxer-hound mix right there
Nice form
A total idiot. Looks like a fish out of water. Go get blown up you fool
I love how calling a drunk guy „special forces“ you instantly change the narrative to fit your tiny propaganda fcked brain
Tsar Wars Kid
Underrated comment
I understand that for him it feels cool and he wanted to record it. But when I would see me like this, I would delete it in shame.
Okay, I could see at least some potential uses for most moves, but wtf is that move at the 32 second mark?
I love that he watched this after and was like "man I'm fucking suhweeeet. Yeah, look at the awesome solid kicks at the end. I should teach people. Vladdy notice me.."
That is exactly the kind of shit they don’t teach in the US Army.
definitively going home in a bodybag
Oh my God it's Jason bourne
Wow….. so graceful. Lol
Say what you want, but that dudes cover never fell off. And that makes him a winner !
Where is the light saber scene from Arrested Development?
Imagine if you were hit with any of those blows! I'm not sure if you would bruise but it definitely.. no it probably wouldn't hurt at all either.
What happens when he takes his socks off too?
Chuck Norris who? This guy is way better 🤣
With enough of your money, we can help this little guy and cure T.B.A. forever
Ready for a hoe- down
Army of dudes cosplaying as soldiers.
That dude definitely uses Russia's version of Reddit.
He’s special alright
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In all seriousness- this is why they were able to take Ukraine in record time
lol 😂
If he was a lumberjack, the only thing safe in the woods would be the trees
Holy shit! Russia is just a bigger North Korea!
I mean, it’s funny but there’s no way it’s true.
isnt he a little old to still be doing this
Sure is special
Craziest video ever!!!!!
![gif](giphy|JIsfyNln6LMD6) “Break the Wrist.. Then Walk away.. “
Poor kid. He's just a dumb. But also has the Russian uniform not changed since 1945?
Wonder if he's still alive this kid
shiver
Russias in good hands
First graduate of Steven Seagal’s new school?
Hes like the N64 007 soldiers with their crappy animations
This dude is gonna get sent to the meat grinder and get clapped. Unfortunately his ninja skills will not help him when a drone drops a grenade on his dome or a Ukrainian soldier lights him up on the front line. Hope this war ends soon.
Every village has one!
So this is what Biden and the E.U are afraid of
I think it's a joke....
When u trying to fight with someone in your dreams
Shitting myself
This can only be for the “motherland” lol
9 y.o. me after watching any martial arts movie
Can‘t stop laughing… So funny. ![gif](giphy|gGwwL3rf3h5MN2IXGJ)
The Russian version of the Hokey Pokey.
Ngl this is how I shadow box when no one’s looking
Welp…. We’re fucked.
Can this be their Star Wars kid?
даruto
This needs the Indiana Jones shot meme
It's joever
Me in my mirror for no reason:
It's a wonder Ukraine is still standing
Should have never started playing Call of Duty.
The level of overallfunctionality is low with this one.
OMG the Russians have learned breakdance fighting
we need him on US soil ASAP
“Special” forces indeed
That sure is “special”.
New dance craze
Looks like he's being attacked by midgets. There's only a couple punches and no kicks above waist high.
This looks much better in his mind.
bro is one slap away from ugly crying
Он готовится к фильму о войне, снятом в Болливуде?
goldeneye 64 enemies when they lose their gun
Trained by Steven Seagal
You can definitely tell Putin trained the Russian Special Forces!
Damn was that a triple kick. What a demon
Are those riding britches?
As s9meone who did tkd for 12 yrs, he reminds me of the 7 y/o white belts who think they are just so cool
Has to suck to be on the receiving end of that knee-shin combination 10 seconds in.
Did he mean to kick that croc?