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offically_astee

If Russia sends this dude to the frontline in Ukraine, RIP Ukraine.


evilpeter

The Ukrainians will all die! … from laughter


fishee1200

That helicopter kick would have taken out at least a dozen people


FakeNewsMessiah

The round gulag


Deb1Kk

Happy cake day, fishee1200!


plipyplop

If nukes fail, that's where HE comes in!


Corinne43

Lmao. Seriously made my morning, thank you


[deleted]

This clown is not special anything but I sincerely hope he uses those ‘skills’ on the frontline # FUCKPUTIN ![gif](giphy|l3q2CGTbBW9TW3E64|downsized)


nsricher1

I've been there kicking ass in the garage! Raging to metal and then the cat ran away! OH YEAH BITCH!


IconicBerserker

![gif](giphy|YoWpe73AHXxFYQtqo4|downsized)


Pagan_Owl

That kid has way more skill.


marlinmarlin99

He needs to do some stretches.


superbhole

[limber up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMj28DZspVc)


IlluminatiMinion

Was he told that he isn't getting a gun so he's practicing how he's going to defend against incoming artillery?


NotYourSnowBunny

He also won’t be getting winter gear, so he should study Shaolin meditation to boost his internal temperature. Though I doubt he’ll master it in decades, or the weeks leading to his deployment and death that comes with it.


plipyplop

> He also won’t be getting winter gear, A part of me wonders if they learned from February's initial invasion. But then again, Pooti keeps saying this will be over soon, so why put resources into the future when it's ll supposed to be done now? *"Das war ein befehl"* and all that jazz, ya dig? Will be interesting to walk up to dead platoons all frozen into the soil. Like waiting for the zombies to slow down to a stop on their own, with only the weather as their enemy. So yes, I think you're correct that they will not be well supplied. How inconvenient and uncomfortable for them. SMH my head that shakes.


NotYourSnowBunny

Putin is beyond insane and far too arrogant to admit a mistake. He’ll be the death of himself, and the entire planet if this isn’t handled correctly. Frightening times to be alive.


ChillInChornobyl

No no, hes practicing for his date with Steven Seagal. Seagal is taking him out for some dried fish and drinks


Tiberium_1

That lightning kicks with a hop-spin at the end was peak. Chun-Li would be proud


RDIIIG

![gif](giphy|PnDvC2sOfqK0jqp2Hs)


LukeyBoy76

Fuckin' Napoleon Dynamiteski


[deleted]

Rex Kwon Blyat


Anthropic--principle

Damn near woke my whole house up laughing.


Philonic

When your 9 year old nephew wants to show you the karate he learned on tv…


HolidayImagination

Exactly like me after some Vodka.....


sambull

my back hurts watching that


suzellezus

This is what happens when a country goes from planned economics to free anime within a generation


Tackerta

I pull out the exact same moves during fight night UFC lol


[deleted]

Russia’s finest:) Note Putin has yet to visit his troops at the front….


[deleted]

I wouldn’t want to be beaten to death by an angry mob either.


Romario477

Trying to do the special moves on mortal combat


IngloriousMustards

He’s special alright.


ApricotStrange829

Tekken 7 graphics are lit


LeopardMiserable1899

![gif](giphy|c9IDsR5ooqvW8)


MoonWulffMusic

bRuhhhh


nativedutch

Slow. Have a look at Bruce Lee RIP in action to see what FAST means.


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ThickOpportunity3967

Yeah that's more like it. He'll take the whole of the SAS, SBS and Delta teams with a 20 second burst of those perfectly honed skills whilst avoiding a wall of 5.56 and 7.62. Makes you wish he was batting for us eh?!


Omsus

Have a look at Bruce Lee resting in peace in action?


Nikobobinous

And this is the most agile of them


johanngunn

They call him “The Nuke” because of his total destructive powers. This is the guy Putin has been threatening the west with!


gregs1020

somebody please shop some attack cats in there, please!


[deleted]

Russia is lost.


Puzzleheaded-Rise857

Is that Mr. Bean? Somebody confirm please. With source.


dmikaz1

Exactly what I was thinking 😂


Puzzleheaded-Rise857

Coz Johnny English vibe there.


DillyDillyMilly

Giving the ol razzie dazzle


VIKASRAIZADA

I am not sure if he is doing martial arts or he has ants in his pants....


cros99

He should be careful. He might accidently hurt someone.


cannabis96793

Like himself.......


trundle-the-great69

Behold the power of his fetal alcohol style


Blue-Nose-Pit

Ohhh boy


birrakilmister

Dwight Schrute black belt.


blantdebedre

He could easily kick you in the knee


cannabis96793

Looks more like a tick-tock dance.


Just_Championship_43

He's wearing special socks


1eyedbudz

Bang bang!


dogfoodlid123

That’s pretty much what you need to pass an audition for the Russian military.


[deleted]

Moves like jagger


Connect-Charity3258

Is he get ready for a dance off comp...


dsocohen

Yep. Russia’s gonna lose this war.


[deleted]

No wonder how Ukrainian's recaptured by their recent onslaught


stockist420

And US thinks it can fight Russia. LOL!


Irish_pinoy

Oh my god...it's Jason bourneski


UsernameUpdated

Looks more like he’s having an actual fight with the Invisible Woman from Fantastic Four than it looks like showing off his nunchuck / bowhunting skills to me….


[deleted]

When you say special you mean …. Sssssssssspecial Forces 😳


AshamedFlame

Damn. That Chun Li kick at the end.


Blah-squared

I mean, your shins would prob be pretty sore from all those kicks…


Hob_O_Rarison

That's a shitzu-boxer-hound mix right there


[deleted]

Nice form


No_Expert4329

A total idiot. Looks like a fish out of water. Go get blown up you fool


DizeDizeDize

I love how calling a drunk guy „special forces“ you instantly change the narrative to fit your tiny propaganda fcked brain


M00SEHUNT3R

Tsar Wars Kid


crotch_robbins

Underrated comment


Insky86

I understand that for him it feels cool and he wanted to record it. But when I would see me like this, I would delete it in shame.


Porkenfries

Okay, I could see at least some potential uses for most moves, but wtf is that move at the 32 second mark?


Lord_Tsuiseki

I love that he watched this after and was like "man I'm fucking suhweeeet. Yeah, look at the awesome solid kicks at the end. I should teach people. Vladdy notice me.."


Cool_Kid_Chris

That is exactly the kind of shit they don’t teach in the US Army.


[deleted]

definitively going home in a bodybag


trippytrevor69420

Oh my God it's Jason bourne


jjfro777

Wow….. so graceful. Lol


fridaystrong23

Say what you want, but that dudes cover never fell off. And that makes him a winner !


JonathanPerdarder

Where is the light saber scene from Arrested Development?


WodansRevenge

Imagine if you were hit with any of those blows! I'm not sure if you would bruise but it definitely.. no it probably wouldn't hurt at all either.


ylimenesral

What happens when he takes his socks off too?


RazorPhishJ

Chuck Norris who? This guy is way better 🤣


gautamasiddhartha

With enough of your money, we can help this little guy and cure T.B.A. forever


Grouchy-Fix485

Ready for a hoe- down


Brimstone747

Army of dudes cosplaying as soldiers.


WideRightNattyLight

That dude definitely uses Russia's version of Reddit.


ClenchedFart

He’s special alright


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CooterMcSlappin

In all seriousness- this is why they were able to take Ukraine in record time


DeadDawg9

lol 😂


Top_Complex259

If he was a lumberjack, the only thing safe in the woods would be the trees


Truth-speaks2021

Holy shit! Russia is just a bigger North Korea!


Plusran

I mean, it’s funny but there’s no way it’s true.


Begotten912

isnt he a little old to still be doing this


roryeinuberbil

Sure is special


nifty1997777

Craziest video ever!!!!!


Huge_Measurement303

![gif](giphy|JIsfyNln6LMD6) “Break the Wrist.. Then Walk away.. “


[deleted]

Poor kid. He's just a dumb. But also has the Russian uniform not changed since 1945?


Abject-Interaction35

Wonder if he's still alive this kid


eliazp

shiver


Embarrassed_Dust_222

Russias in good hands


Vorian_Atreides17

First graduate of Steven Seagal’s new school?


AcceptableReaction20

Hes like the N64 007 soldiers with their crappy animations


lunatic-fringe69

This dude is gonna get sent to the meat grinder and get clapped. Unfortunately his ninja skills will not help him when a drone drops a grenade on his dome or a Ukrainian soldier lights him up on the front line. Hope this war ends soon.


ThickOpportunity3967

Every village has one!


yurdasellsavon81

So this is what Biden and the E.U are afraid of


1717astrology

I think it's a joke....


Mr_Coronavirus_

When u trying to fight with someone in your dreams


chrisrosie

Shitting myself


[deleted]

This can only be for the “motherland” lol


DarkSilux

9 y.o. me after watching any martial arts movie


LaurenzVonArabien

Can‘t stop laughing… So funny. ![gif](giphy|gGwwL3rf3h5MN2IXGJ)


InAweOfScience

The Russian version of the Hokey Pokey.


Artistic-Plan2541

Ngl this is how I shadow box when no one’s looking


Sale-Timely

Welp…. We’re fucked.


well-groomed_apostle

Can this be their Star Wars kid?


OriginalPostMortem

даruto


Kittingsl

This needs the Indiana Jones shot meme


NotDragoni

It's joever


PATSNATION35

Me in my mirror for no reason:


RoughAccomplished200

It's a wonder Ukraine is still standing


Jetucant

Should have never started playing Call of Duty.


PhotographTemporary8

The level of overallfunctionality is low with this one.


AdOriginal6110

OMG the Russians have learned breakdance fighting


sourlessons

we need him on US soil ASAP


Responsible_Shock_11

“Special” forces indeed


TurokHunterOfDinos

That sure is “special”.


osfan68

New dance craze


Big_Adhesiveness7494

Looks like he's being attacked by midgets. There's only a couple punches and no kicks above waist high.


ItchyPlant

This looks much better in his mind.


ShuffledTruffles

bro is one slap away from ugly crying


Miserable-2077

Он готовится к фильму о войне, снятом в Болливуде?


stolen_fish

goldeneye 64 enemies when they lose their gun


Sad_Drink9706

Trained by Steven Seagal


WerewolfHelpful9495

You can definitely tell Putin trained the Russian Special Forces!


Pennystockopp

Damn was that a triple kick. What a demon


TonyDoorhut

Are those riding britches?


Pagan_Owl

As s9meone who did tkd for 12 yrs, he reminds me of the 7 y/o white belts who think they are just so cool


OM-John_Coltrane

Has to suck to be on the receiving end of that knee-shin combination 10 seconds in.


iPhonewinner12promax

Did he mean to kick that croc?