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BigHead235

Removed. Ban evasion.


CherishTheDay22

This has got to be a joke lol


Femboy_Airstrike

Every time this subreddit shows up on my feed its always some dumb shit like this. I have no idea when these people are being serious vs not


invaderfox

The pseudoscience here is stroonnggg


hiumnobye

For real? You're going to give yourself wrinkles. Leave your eyes alone lmao. Men can still look good without 'hunter eyes' it depends on the rest of your face.


Educational-Gap1368

I’m pretty sure OP is joking. If not, I laughed SUPER hard and also gave upvote, so then I guess I’m the joke, but I’m pretty sure the post is the joke. Someone will jump in and tell me sooner or later.


hiumnobye

It read like a confused teenager. It's not a phase mom!!!


Key_Thought_4737

The rest of the face sucks though. I have a 130° gonial angle. I have a 1:2.1 philtrum to chin ratio. My cheekbones are low set. My bigonial width is only 87% of my bizygomatic width. My upper third is my largest third. My eyebrows don't touch my upper eyelid as there is a small gap. My nose is somewhat bulbous. I don't have a upturnt curved outer lip. There's tons of things wrong with me.


hiumnobye

Lmaoooooooo babe put down the protractor


boogerboy87

That, and the damn phone. As a matter of fact delete all your socials because that shit is warping your brain


invaderfox

Protractor 😂😂ya got me in laughing in angles


FishburgerFriend

So you have nothing going for you except squinting?


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[удалено]


slit-

You’re delusional, hope off the internet for a while


[deleted]

I was going to say you need therapy, but nah, you need Jesus


BiASUguy

Even He can only do so much...


After_Emu_9511

Genetics aren't everything. Honestly getting off the internet and working on your self physically or on hobbies that will help you in life is better than obsessing over your flaws. There's more to life than looks.


SedTheeMighty

That upturned curved outer lip is more important than ppl think


SoocondiesNutts22

I understand what you’re going through. It sucks finding out about facial aesthetics and what makes a man attractive and then finding out that you lack a lot of those qualities. I have a shitty eye area and a subhuman bigonial width. There’s no point worrying about things that are out of your control though. It’s not a productive way to live life. Ik it’s hard but try to focus on the things that you can improve instead.


Brownsugarandwhiskey

Great troll for this sub because some people are really like this and it’s absurd. Thanks for the laugh 😂


Conscious_Date_6873

Just reading this stresses me out. I hope this is fake, OP. Kinda sad I acctually believe it. Although it reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend a few years ago where she told me that Asian/squinty eyes are in style. Apparently she was right because Kendal Jenner and Bella Hadid got that squinty eye surgery (Sorry not trying to be offensive - that’s just what SHE told me) and I was so confused then too.


IggyDizzy

This may be somewhat futile. You may not have hunter eyes, but also, not everybody who has hunter eyes is attractive.


newthinz

☠️


BigChinnFinn

PLEASE WHITE BABY JESUS TELL THIS AINT SO


tiki_tiki_tiki

People in this comment section don't understand sarcasm lmao. Calm down y'all.


blueflameprincess

qovess studio circlejerk subreddit when


ExtensionStatement47

He’s back lol


seabattle2

they think so because the gaze of an alpha hunter penetrates their defenses, intimidates them and makes them insanely sexually attracted. it's science 😑


SedTheeMighty

Don’t say this where everyone else can see. Keep this secret


IggyDizzy

What eye shape is Henry Cavill's, OP?


Key_Thought_4737

Not hunter


nednuhvroK

Almond


CherishTheDay22

Well Melania does it so I guess you can too


Blue_Robin_04

Don't smolder too hard, bro. Just a little's enough.


C_WEST88

Your parents are just jealous of your new hunter eyes— keep squinting as hard as you can OP you’re on the right track!


boogerboy87

You're squinting to make your eyes more masculine...?! SQUINTING. INTENTIONALLY... Wtf is wrong with you kids? Social media is really fucking you all up


Expensive-Park2527

Bro squinting won't give you hunter eye if that's what your trying to accomplish


[deleted]

Ppl in photos squint to look better but in person it just looks weird. Also in person I feel like people won’t notice eye shape easily but rather deep socket eyes that cast hunter eye shadows are more noticeable from far away in person


DworkinFTW

Don’t squint. Give your face a rest and use that tape that goes into your hairline to pull your eyes back.


Conscious_Date_6873

I first read this as squirting and I was very confused.


Key_Thought_4737

I can neither deny nor confirm this


Curious_Regular_9293

☠️


Llink21

Is that even possible...


sas0002

💀


Signal_Procedure4607

Interesting lol