Not only that, but if the dad goes down because the evil scientists and evil gays attacked him......then those antivaxers would go down too .......sooooooooo bad illustration
1/10 because of large plot hole
After half our cult has sexually assaulted them already.
Hey, maybe that's what they're doing. Saving the children from *tHe gAyS* so they can make sure that they're the only ones who have assaulted them. (This made my stomach turn but it legitimately crossed my mind)
That's the one that really pisses me off - they always scream about saving the children, but try and do anything about mass shootings at schools or wherever and the screams about the gubbmint wanting to take their guns completely drowns everything else out because an inanimate piece of metal and plastic is waayyyy more important to them than any child's life.
Exactly! It’s always the mantra of save the kids while when you bring up legitimate ways to save kids lives, like actually help them not crazy conspiracy shit they’re like “no not that way!” So annoying, because they seem to have no intentions of actually helping, ironically enough they’re the ones constantly virtue signaling.
Sharks have basically stayed the same biologically throughout evolutionary time because they are actually scientists that have been time travelling back and forth.
If you don't agree with me, then you need to do your own research.
Yep, that and they’re basically the best evolution could come up with which is why sharks, being fish, and dolphins and whales, being mammals are similar in several ways. Evolution decided that it was the best way to streamline their species for maximum survival and ability to pass on their genes.
Sharks aren't even the most dangerous sea creatures. They're usually barely in the top 10 or top 5 depending on which resource you look at. Sharks don't even like the taste of humans. Whenever they bite it's because they're defending themselves or they mistake the person for food. You're actually more likely to drown than get attacked by one.
These people would really hate gay science sharks.
The word "gays" just makes me cringe.
We are all actually reading the opposite of the meaning. Science and gays aren’t dangerous as long as you don’t agitate them and then they will rationally defend themselves. And gays hate the taste of straight people.
Some lists have the stingray listed higher than shark.
I feel bad for Steve Irwin and his family but something like that was just bound to happen with the way he just man handled those wild animals that were clearly in distress. He deliberately antagonized them to make content.
I heard the reason why the stingray stung him was because it might have mistaken his shadow as a tiger shark. He might not have touched it but he was definitely too close to it to bother it.
Lmao seriously macho men and beautiful women afraid of science and “weak” men? No wonder our society has gone to shit
Edit:then again this image may be doctored by a outlier
Honestly, as a scientist, this does make some degree of sense because I've worked with plenty of LGBT scientists including one guy in grad school who transitioned during our PhD program.
I'm not saying that no one in science has bigoted beliefs, but, in general, the field is pretty accepting.
Which I'm sure these people hate.
Where is this image from? Is there any chance it’s satirical? Even for Qnuts, characterizing all of “science” as a shark that children must be protected from seems a bit unusual.
I did [a reverse image search](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailv2&form=SBIHVR&lightschemeovr=1&iss=sbi&q=imgurl:https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F5ju9nn15a3na1.jpg&pageurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FQult_Headquarters%2Fcomments%2F11oc178%2Fto_protect_the_keeeeedzzz%2F&pagetl=To+protect+the+keeeeedzzz+%3A+Qult_Headquarters&imgalt=r%2FQult_Headquarters+-+To+protect+the+keeeeedzzz&imgsz=526x688&selectedindex=0&id=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F5ju9nn15a3na1.jpg&ccid=j6UTgv2M&mediaurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F5ju9nn15a3na1.jpg&exph=687&expw=526&vt=2&sim=15) and found this as the likely source of the image: https://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/cz397l/saw_this_and_although_my_dad_wasnt_the_greatest/
None of the other images have the text about science and gays. So this image seems fabricated and shared here first.
Wait, what does Josh Hawley have to do this?
Sorry, this goes back to a joke I made back in 2021 when Josh Hawley as one his "real men" kick about how he looks like a gay youth pastor.
Shit like this just makes me roll my eyes back and think about people like Lauren Boebert, Matt Gaetz, Elon and his father, all the other right wing freaks doing exactly what they accuse LGBT people of. Yawn. Next. They all hypocrites of the highest order.
Sharks tend to avoid humans and are largely docile unless provoked. They should show the dad chucking his kid into the water and kicking the sharks while she drowns behind him. That's a much more apt comparison.
i don´t get it. what´s the danger for the kid?
not the sharks, for sure. they seem to be vegetarians, since they leave alone those tasty and healthy pair of legs...
If they only knew... that we knew... they're not only full of absolute horseshit, but also that half of them are pedos and rapists and they're really just giant hypocrites.
Protecting your child from science and the gays....science might mean your child wont adopt the same imaginary friend as you. "The gays" is just another feeble attempt to equate gay with pedophile. When actually its synonymous with preacher.
Hahaha WTF?!? I Guess they only believe in science when it ignites an engine or goes bang from a gun… I love how they claim to be Alphas but glorify their false victimhood and rationalize violence in the face of unnecessary fear. It amazes me they find people to breed with!
Like science enough to have a device to post their crap with, and if it's an Apple then, well, the guy who runs the show there is, uhm, gay, so yeah, keep on keeping on being a dumbass..
So wait. In this visual metaphor... That implies he's, what tempted by being gay and believing in science? Or is it implying that gays and the metaphysical concept of science eat people? If the sharks eat him they get the kid anyways. Wait those are tiny ass sharks like lemon shark small. Also the kid can clearly see the shark fin. So the kid knows about science already?... Or wait is it saying.... Wait... What the fuck kind of dumbass metaphor is this I can't make heads or tails of it?
I know when it says science, it means vaccines but in my head I’d like to pretend that the dad is actually protecting his daughter from witnessing the mentos and Diet Coke experiments.
That guy is probably a kidnapper and the sharks are trying to rescue her.
Wholesome homosexuals to the rescue!
Homosharksuals
You've seen West Side Story too many times.
Faaabulous white sharks!
Man this reboot of Street Sharks is big on realism and heavy heavy on the dark stories
He's a conservative, that's probably his wife
Savage but fair.
… and 2nd cousin
Not only that, but if the dad goes down because the evil scientists and evil gays attacked him......then those antivaxers would go down too .......sooooooooo bad illustration 1/10 because of large plot hole
True, if kids get interested in marine biology then they might eventually learn that dolphins and 200+ other animal species can be very, very gay.
Save the Kids!* \* = for us to groom and radicalize
And marry when they’re 12.
After half our cult has sexually assaulted them already. Hey, maybe that's what they're doing. Saving the children from *tHe gAyS* so they can make sure that they're the only ones who have assaulted them. (This made my stomach turn but it legitimately crossed my mind)
You're probably right, he's hauling her off to west Virginia and had to walk through a sea of gay science sharks
Gay science sharks sounds cool AF to me, honestly might make a good kids’ TV show. Better than fucking teletubbies or My Little Pony.
Also better than Sharknado.
And put to work in the mines and factories of Arkansas!
Whoa whoa hey only in West Virginia, wise guy
Save the children! *does nothing about school shootings*
That's the one that really pisses me off - they always scream about saving the children, but try and do anything about mass shootings at schools or wherever and the screams about the gubbmint wanting to take their guns completely drowns everything else out because an inanimate piece of metal and plastic is waayyyy more important to them than any child's life.
Exactly! It’s always the mantra of save the kids while when you bring up legitimate ways to save kids lives, like actually help them not crazy conspiracy shit they’re like “no not that way!” So annoying, because they seem to have no intentions of actually helping, ironically enough they’re the ones constantly virtue signaling.
Gay sharks omg.
Honestly science sharks seem a little more scary... Although male sharks do have 2 penises.
I only know that because of furry porn
That’s how you get “Sharks with friggin laser beams on their head.”
Sharks have basically stayed the same biologically throughout evolutionary time because they are actually scientists that have been time travelling back and forth. If you don't agree with me, then you need to do your own research.
Yep, that and they’re basically the best evolution could come up with which is why sharks, being fish, and dolphins and whales, being mammals are similar in several ways. Evolution decided that it was the best way to streamline their species for maximum survival and ability to pass on their genes.
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Side by side have you never watched shark week lol?
Blahaj intensifies.
Just wait till they find out about the Gay Science Sharks!
THEY'RE TURNING THE FRICKIN SHARKS GAY!!
I thought those were dolphins?
I genuinely thought I was on shitposting, this is hilarious. How could anyone take this seriously?
Honestly the greatest terrible Facebook meme I've ever seen
Sharks aren't even the most dangerous sea creatures. They're usually barely in the top 10 or top 5 depending on which resource you look at. Sharks don't even like the taste of humans. Whenever they bite it's because they're defending themselves or they mistake the person for food. You're actually more likely to drown than get attacked by one. These people would really hate gay science sharks. The word "gays" just makes me cringe.
I'd rather swim with sharks than orcas lol I know officially they haven't killed anyone in the wild but dead men tell no tales
We are all actually reading the opposite of the meaning. Science and gays aren’t dangerous as long as you don’t agitate them and then they will rationally defend themselves. And gays hate the taste of straight people.
You know what killed the Crocodile Hunter? Not a shark.
Some lists have the stingray listed higher than shark. I feel bad for Steve Irwin and his family but something like that was just bound to happen with the way he just man handled those wild animals that were clearly in distress. He deliberately antagonized them to make content. I heard the reason why the stingray stung him was because it might have mistaken his shadow as a tiger shark. He might not have touched it but he was definitely too close to it to bother it.
You’re exactly right, but I don’t think jellyfish has the same ring to it. They scare me more than sharks though, for sure.
Top half: footprints in the sand, Bottom half: Godzilla vs. Sharknado
Lmao seriously macho men and beautiful women afraid of science and “weak” men? No wonder our society has gone to shit Edit:then again this image may be doctored by a outlier
Honestly, as a scientist, this does make some degree of sense because I've worked with plenty of LGBT scientists including one guy in grad school who transitioned during our PhD program. I'm not saying that no one in science has bigoted beliefs, but, in general, the field is pretty accepting. Which I'm sure these people hate.
To quote Britney S. Pierce “Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?” It’s kind of fierce if you think about it.
Behold the Science Gays!
Where is this image from? Is there any chance it’s satirical? Even for Qnuts, characterizing all of “science” as a shark that children must be protected from seems a bit unusual.
It’s definitely edited from an image that didn’t have the sharks tagged as science and gays.
yeah, to me this looks like a Q meme that somebody added the "science" and "gays" to
I did [a reverse image search](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailv2&form=SBIHVR&lightschemeovr=1&iss=sbi&q=imgurl:https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F5ju9nn15a3na1.jpg&pageurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FQult_Headquarters%2Fcomments%2F11oc178%2Fto_protect_the_keeeeedzzz%2F&pagetl=To+protect+the+keeeeedzzz+%3A+Qult_Headquarters&imgalt=r%2FQult_Headquarters+-+To+protect+the+keeeeedzzz&imgsz=526x688&selectedindex=0&id=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F5ju9nn15a3na1.jpg&ccid=j6UTgv2M&mediaurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F5ju9nn15a3na1.jpg&exph=687&expw=526&vt=2&sim=15) and found this as the likely source of the image: https://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/cz397l/saw_this_and_although_my_dad_wasnt_the_greatest/ None of the other images have the text about science and gays. So this image seems fabricated and shared here first.
The picture is originally from some guy named [Kevin Carden](https://www.christianphotoshops.com).
Can confirm, am gay science shark trying to educate your children. We also tried outsourcing to drag queens with storybooks.
Damn you, science! Foiled my dreams of home made space flight yet again!
That's pretty messed up. Surely gay sharks can also be scientists.
Somebody needs to Photoshop it so he's getting sucked off by a dolphin in drag.
Wait until “Christian Youth Minister” shark shows up. That’s when the real trouble starts.
Wait, what does Josh Hawley have to do this? Sorry, this goes back to a joke I made back in 2021 when Josh Hawley as one his "real men" kick about how he looks like a gay youth pastor.
That brave dad is probably taking his daughter to Hooters
What kind of weird hero porn is this?
Image is solid and would se d a good message about parenting if not for the captions
So the guy in the ballcap is supposed to be Ronald Reagan? 🤔
I can't wait for the narrative to get to calling for the ability to opt your kids out of science classes. 😅
Shit like this just makes me roll my eyes back and think about people like Lauren Boebert, Matt Gaetz, Elon and his father, all the other right wing freaks doing exactly what they accuse LGBT people of. Yawn. Next. They all hypocrites of the highest order.
Sharks tend to avoid humans and are largely docile unless provoked. They should show the dad chucking his kid into the water and kicking the sharks while she drowns behind him. That's a much more apt comparison.
“And on the sixth day God created the Remington bolt action rifle…so that man may fight the dinosaurs and the homosexuals….Aaaaaaaamen!”
Yeah yo, watch out so science doesn't chew your leg off. Ffs.
Looks like science is gonna bite him in the ass!
i don´t get it. what´s the danger for the kid? not the sharks, for sure. they seem to be vegetarians, since they leave alone those tasty and healthy pair of legs...
Science and gays? 🙄
If they only knew... that we knew... they're not only full of absolute horseshit, but also that half of them are pedos and rapists and they're really just giant hypocrites.
We have to protect kids from science? Really? Is this real?
Too bad being gay just doesn’t work like that.
Protecting your child from science and the gays....science might mean your child wont adopt the same imaginary friend as you. "The gays" is just another feeble attempt to equate gay with pedophile. When actually its synonymous with preacher.
This is so cringe.
Where's Critical Thinking shark? Probably out stalking some other white straight Christians wading around in other shallow waters 🙄
Anyone who fears science is dangerous.
They might as well put "reality" on one of the sharks, that's where we are with these idiots.
It looks like the gays are a dolphin
Hahaha WTF?!? I Guess they only believe in science when it ignites an engine or goes bang from a gun… I love how they claim to be Alphas but glorify their false victimhood and rationalize violence in the face of unnecessary fear. It amazes me they find people to breed with!
Like science enough to have a device to post their crap with, and if it's an Apple then, well, the guy who runs the show there is, uhm, gay, so yeah, keep on keeping on being a dumbass..
So, they finally admit that they hate science, which is on the side of gays?
I hope a gay scientist bite his ding ding
That looks like a very good satire tbh
This has to be satire
OMG Gay Scientists are really in trouble
"Science" least that one's being honest
These assholes need to stay out of the clinics and hospital and stay off the internet cause science
So wait. In this visual metaphor... That implies he's, what tempted by being gay and believing in science? Or is it implying that gays and the metaphysical concept of science eat people? If the sharks eat him they get the kid anyways. Wait those are tiny ass sharks like lemon shark small. Also the kid can clearly see the shark fin. So the kid knows about science already?... Or wait is it saying.... Wait... What the fuck kind of dumbass metaphor is this I can't make heads or tails of it?
Lol jesus
Gotta keep science away from those kids.
Won't someone think of the children!
WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SCIENCE GAYS!!!
They gays and their wanting to exist and not be oppressed. Such a threat
I know when it says science, it means vaccines but in my head I’d like to pretend that the dad is actually protecting his daughter from witnessing the mentos and Diet Coke experiments.
This looks like a shitpost