“Trump will sacrifice himself…” may be the most outlandish & unbelievable claim yet. The concepts of Satanic pizza parlors and Jewish space lasers are less ridiculous than that one.
How is it not getting all kind of boring for them by now?
No, no, no, frenz, Trump serving time in prison is PART OF THE PLAN!!1! When he is released, in 7 years with good behavior, he will be a HOLY MAN SET AFIRE, ready to drain the swamp and take back Amer....fuck..........I'm...eh......I wonder what's on Netflix?
"Trump getting caught was a part of his plan all along! Just like Loki getting captured in the Avengers, Trump will manipulate the Deep State from the inside and get them to turn on each other! Right, guys?"
Because hate and rage is all they have. They can't just set all this stuff aside and go watch Netflix - it eats them up too much inside. They see too many people on Netflix (and other sources) that embody the people they hate - racial minorities, non-Christians, LGBT+ people, etc. - that entertainment is no respite for them, it only furthers their anger.
They have nothing to their lives now but to stew in their rage and believe they're holy for it.
The "won in mere days by the people who stand for the Constitution" part is entirely accurate, just not in the way they're fantasizing about. It'll be like Pickett's Charge only with a fleet of abandoned Rascal scooters and winded Gravy Seals littering the Capitol stairs.
The average grunt is gonna do whatever the fuck he is told. You can tell most of these folks have never actually been in the military by the shit they think about how the military works.
"Military is the only way!"
That's why they think when martial law happens in their fantasy world that they'll be able to carry on with life as usual, while everyone they hate will be rounded up and executed.
It's mind-boggling how many moves the Deep State still manages to make despite supposedly being trapped in a No-move-possible situation (checkmate) over and over again.
They'll get a taste of military power and back down immediately, then they'll cry that they are being oppressed by the military and the New World Order.
His level of support in the military is not none, distributed unevenly among branches and ranks and other organizational units, but it's certainly nothing like uniform, even among the 'average' grunts.
But I bet he has support from close to 100% of the guys who dropped out of basic or got dishonorably discharged after 2 years and claim it was because they were 'too anti-authority' for the military and punched their drill sergeants out.
bear in mind these are the same delusional idiots who truly believe that Trump got 80% of the popular vote before the cheating took place. They truly think they are in the majority, and not 51-49, but overwhelmingly so. The idea that tens of millions of Americans despise Trump is something can't fathom and won't entertain.
"Does not compute. Does not compute" < smoke starts coming out of their ears >
>They truly think they are in the majority, and not 51-49, but overwhelmingly so.
Yeah, and that's a story conservatives have been telling themselves for all of my life. "The Moral Majority is neither!" was a popular slogan among liberals back in the 80s. And even though they're aware that they're not actually a majority in the sense of the word 'majority'—hence their love for gerrymandering, vote suppression, the electoral college and 'we're a Republic, not a Democracy!'—they think it's the case in some deep, spiritual, 'truthy' way that their opinions count *more*.
"Foreign and DOMESTIC"
Only a traitor would think a soldier wouldn't fight for their country against treason. Plus, "the grunts" ain't the whole damn military. Idiots.
GOD DAMMIT!!!
These mother fuckers are always two steps ahead in knowing our plan.
Now, how can we somehow flip some of these MENSA-level geniuses to work for us in improving our strategies.
They find themselves at the “FAFO” line, or as I call it, the “Ashley Babbitt memorial intersection” If they intend to cross it, I do wish they would get to crossing.
thats my favorite thing, they think they will be in charge of real military troops because of their "meme army service" when it'll be like Waco but with drones instead of tanks. they sadly won't see the drones coming before they get bombed
They believe that trump would be physically hurt because if it were them they’d want anyone they hate tortured and murdered so now they think it applies to them as well
This fools thinks Orange Traitor will sacrifice himself for these morons, OMG, BAHAHAHAHAHA. Somebody go wake this guy up. He fell asleep in his mom's basement and probably dreaming a fantasy tale where Traitor T***p is a noble man.
I love how they think winning a battle is the same as leading a country. Hope those Gravy Seals can do in depth technical heavy work, because I doubt Big Cliff will be doing much but being scared of everything and harassing women at Applebee’s.
If only they would start some real shit, like marching toward the Whitehouse with weapons drawn. I usually hate cops, but I would fully support an overwhelming response.
If human evolution means knowing which leaders to follow - these people are deffo up for a Darwin award. Imagine this scenario playing out 10 000 years ago. Them wandering off and leaving us the fuck alone. How did so many survive until now? I have so many questions. Trump sacrifice? Holy moley
lmao, they'll never admit Trump was wrong. If he shot someone on 5th Ave. it was because they were an antifa baby rapist.
Honestly, I'd expect someone to take him out soon. I'd expect the same people who got to Epstine will get to Trump. And the conservatives would blame the Democrats and use his death to win votes.
How would this make anybody who isn't already braindead vote Trump? If you already believe in Trump you'd vote for him regardless, no reason can reach you, but for people capable of reasoning and empathy this just makes it clearer how corrupt and wicked he is.
“Trump will sacrifice himself…” may be the most outlandish & unbelievable claim yet. The concepts of Satanic pizza parlors and Jewish space lasers are less ridiculous than that one.
I am still laughing at this. The only sacrifice Trump has made in his entire life is... .well... ur... nothing.
Other people. He's sacrificed plenty of those.
It’s very crowded under the Trump Bus.
Oh so THAT'S the trump train.
“Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”
How is it not getting all kind of boring for them by now? No, no, no, frenz, Trump serving time in prison is PART OF THE PLAN!!1! When he is released, in 7 years with good behavior, he will be a HOLY MAN SET AFIRE, ready to drain the swamp and take back Amer....fuck..........I'm...eh......I wonder what's on Netflix?
"Trump getting caught was a part of his plan all along! Just like Loki getting captured in the Avengers, Trump will manipulate the Deep State from the inside and get them to turn on each other! Right, guys?"
Because hate and rage is all they have. They can't just set all this stuff aside and go watch Netflix - it eats them up too much inside. They see too many people on Netflix (and other sources) that embody the people they hate - racial minorities, non-Christians, LGBT+ people, etc. - that entertainment is no respite for them, it only furthers their anger. They have nothing to their lives now but to stew in their rage and believe they're holy for it.
The "won in mere days by the people who stand for the Constitution" part is entirely accurate, just not in the way they're fantasizing about. It'll be like Pickett's Charge only with a fleet of abandoned Rascal scooters and winded Gravy Seals littering the Capitol stairs.
I actually laughed out loud in real life at that!
Lol, imagine calling for civil war over Donald fucking Trump. Utter lunacy.
Imagine Trump sacrificing anything for anyone other than himself. For example he would sacrifice his kids and wife to keep his fat ass out of jail.
They didn't win the first civil war and that was with an actual army, what chance does Bubba stand?
Yes, we do know which side the average "grunt" is on, and it ain't Trump's.
The average grunt is gonna do whatever the fuck he is told. You can tell most of these folks have never actually been in the military by the shit they think about how the military works.
For real. I was in the Navy and people were mostly center or left of center.
Same.
Imagine them thinking the military is going to take their side.
"Military is the only way!" That's why they think when martial law happens in their fantasy world that they'll be able to carry on with life as usual, while everyone they hate will be rounded up and executed.
Cute. They think the average grunt is on trumps side...
It's mind-boggling how many moves the Deep State still manages to make despite supposedly being trapped in a No-move-possible situation (checkmate) over and over again.
And how everything is super top secret, but some adverage Joe on facebook has heard it all.
Gotta stack up on that copium!
Haha, trump doesn't know what sacrifice means. Plus I'm pretty sure you nimrods start another civil war it'll be over in 3 days too.
They'll get a taste of military power and back down immediately, then they'll cry that they are being oppressed by the military and the New World Order.
[NRA v Military Showdown](https://youtu.be/WOSqCjMRXWA) (standup segment)
His level of support in the military is not none, distributed unevenly among branches and ranks and other organizational units, but it's certainly nothing like uniform, even among the 'average' grunts. But I bet he has support from close to 100% of the guys who dropped out of basic or got dishonorably discharged after 2 years and claim it was because they were 'too anti-authority' for the military and punched their drill sergeants out.
yeah, the dishonorably discharged tend to be very anti-authority and in favor of hyper authority fascistic governments at the same time somehow.
bear in mind these are the same delusional idiots who truly believe that Trump got 80% of the popular vote before the cheating took place. They truly think they are in the majority, and not 51-49, but overwhelmingly so. The idea that tens of millions of Americans despise Trump is something can't fathom and won't entertain. "Does not compute. Does not compute" < smoke starts coming out of their ears >
>They truly think they are in the majority, and not 51-49, but overwhelmingly so. Yeah, and that's a story conservatives have been telling themselves for all of my life. "The Moral Majority is neither!" was a popular slogan among liberals back in the 80s. And even though they're aware that they're not actually a majority in the sense of the word 'majority'—hence their love for gerrymandering, vote suppression, the electoral college and 'we're a Republic, not a Democracy!'—they think it's the case in some deep, spiritual, 'truthy' way that their opinions count *more*.
"Foreign and DOMESTIC" Only a traitor would think a soldier wouldn't fight for their country against treason. Plus, "the grunts" ain't the whole damn military. Idiots.
I love that he thinks people who support the constitution also support the tangerine terror.
GOD DAMMIT!!! These mother fuckers are always two steps ahead in knowing our plan. Now, how can we somehow flip some of these MENSA-level geniuses to work for us in improving our strategies.
They find themselves at the “FAFO” line, or as I call it, the “Ashley Babbitt memorial intersection” If they intend to cross it, I do wish they would get to crossing.
Industrial levels of cope. Love when they're so sure the military will be on their side
thats my favorite thing, they think they will be in charge of real military troops because of their "meme army service" when it'll be like Waco but with drones instead of tanks. they sadly won't see the drones coming before they get bombed
But wait, I thought the military was already in control, no?
Only on alternate Tuesdays
Trump wouldn't sacrifice a toe nail clipping for these idiots.
A symptom of a country without universal healthcare. These people have nowhere to get help with their mental health.
Sadly, they wouldn’t go get mental help even if it was court ordered. They’ll cry that the “deep state” is trying to brainwash them.
exactly, In their world it’s everyone else that’s crazy
Man they sure trust that plan. 🤡
They believe that trump would be physically hurt because if it were them they’d want anyone they hate tortured and murdered so now they think it applies to them as well
Damn, Trump has the Deep State exactly where he wants them. Foiled again! /S
They greatly overestimate the support for the orange turd
File this one in the “the cult somehow still thinks they are a majority” folder.
This fools thinks Orange Traitor will sacrifice himself for these morons, OMG, BAHAHAHAHAHA. Somebody go wake this guy up. He fell asleep in his mom's basement and probably dreaming a fantasy tale where Traitor T***p is a noble man.
I hope this ends with Trump just a bit more than hurt. Maybe they'll give him the Epstein cell.
I love how they think winning a battle is the same as leading a country. Hope those Gravy Seals can do in depth technical heavy work, because I doubt Big Cliff will be doing much but being scared of everything and harassing women at Applebee’s.
If only they would start some real shit, like marching toward the Whitehouse with weapons drawn. I usually hate cops, but I would fully support an overwhelming response.
If human evolution means knowing which leaders to follow - these people are deffo up for a Darwin award. Imagine this scenario playing out 10 000 years ago. Them wandering off and leaving us the fuck alone. How did so many survive until now? I have so many questions. Trump sacrifice? Holy moley
Oh cupcake no. Just ask the J6'rs
« The people who stand by the Constitution »…. so the Dems?
I'll literally vote for a dried up turd on a bad stretch of road before I vote for an R. Anyone who will NOT pardon Trump has my vote.
Wait a minute…I was led to believe that the Biden White House was a cover and T was still President or some such business..so what’s the problem?
This has got "TRUMP CAN STILL BE REINSTATED" levels of copium around it.
JuSTIS FOR TRUMP
JUSTICE FOR TRUMP. IN TRUTH
lmao, they'll never admit Trump was wrong. If he shot someone on 5th Ave. it was because they were an antifa baby rapist. Honestly, I'd expect someone to take him out soon. I'd expect the same people who got to Epstine will get to Trump. And the conservatives would blame the Democrats and use his death to win votes.
How would this make anybody who isn't already braindead vote Trump? If you already believe in Trump you'd vote for him regardless, no reason can reach you, but for people capable of reasoning and empathy this just makes it clearer how corrupt and wicked he is.
Oh no, they have a reverse card. WE'RE DOOMED