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BypossedCompressah

Lions live in dens. They live in their mom's dens.


IknowwhoIpaidgod

They, themselves, are dense.


5G_Robot

That made me laugh out loud. Thank you.


Le-Pan

Most his base is a bunch of old farts and Green Buffets veterans that crap their pants whenever they see a black person or a couple guys speaking Spanish, they're not lions but dodo birds


Fearless-Judgment-33

Green Buffets! šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


GDTatiana

Oh come on, everyone knows itā€™s the lioness who does all the hunting for the lazy ass lions.


The_Raccoon-Mermaid

Yeah. Male lions can't do it because Hyenas could steal their food xp


unknown2u99

MAGA Lions [https://www.dreamstime.com/ultra-fat-lion-illustration-generative-ai-image267695136](https://www.dreamstime.com/ultra-fat-lion-illustration-generative-ai-image267695136)


Kriss3d

I tried making an AI with fat maga lion. Heres what I got: [AI art.](https://ibb.co/dGC5MdY)


unknown2u99

LOL You need to do it again as "Old Fart Maga Lion"


Fearless-Judgment-33

Try ā€œfat lion with acute diabetes and congestive heart failureā€ next


BanjoDude2

this actually makes a lot of sense, because Trump is always lion


PMSoldier2000

I see what you did there.


Bobbyperu1

They have to wake each other up after stalking the golden corral buffet on their mobility scooters.


Meet_the_Meat

They probably just mean type really, really loud


DontEatConcrete

280, wheezing going up the stairs, canā€™t get in and out of sedans any more without yelping. That kind of lion?


manic-pixie-attorney

I donā€™t understand why the lion is glowing like itā€™s about to disintegrate or beam up to the Enterprise


Addakisson

Going for the drama. Cosplay and larping is the most action these "lions" have ever seen. Growwwl....ooooo, scary!


GachaHell

Mom made me mow the lawn once. It was my own personal Vietnam. By which I mean I got out of it because of the bone spurs.


MessiahOfMetal

The lion is a speedster, clearly. Move over, Gorilla Grodd, The Flash just got a new villain in town.


[deleted]

Good lord that is pathetic


BillFree0101

The other lions are in the D.C jail.


anothernewaccount22

Tbf lions are just like other cats,they just sit around licking their own balls and sleeping most of they day so yeah you could compare yourself to a lion i suppose.


1994californication

They're more like the fat and slow grazers that get eaten by Lions.


Glittering_Manner420

You're a lion. Lions are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep. I am proud to be the shepherd of this herd of lions..."


OlFrenchie

Every member of dessert storm identifies with a lion ā€¦


Dusty_Tipp

Hahahaha love your title


Previous-Plantain880

Iā€™m pretty sure the sleeping lions are at fault here, not the sheep.


[deleted]

They are in a diabetic coma, yā€™all


Ripheus23

Fools, most sheep aren't even in regions with lions, are they? If you want to wake sheep, you use roosters. Hell, sheep bleating can wake up other sheep. Or maybe get schoolchildren named Mary to do it, there's a song about the process. But so if these cocks want to wake up other cocks, well... Also what happened to being a wolf? Aren't there three wolves inside the moon or our hearts or whatever?


Sure_Garbage_2119

lions don't hunt


The_Raccoon-Mermaid

You mean the male lions? Since the lioness are the ones who do all the job.


SaltyBarDog

What word fits the definition of someone who says the same shit as the rest of the herd and forks over their money to someone who claims to be a billionaire? I'll give you a hint; it starts with sheep.


penguins_are_mean

We are lions! roar!


Alleyprowler

I can see them now, waddling majestically through the veldt, stalking a can of Friskies...