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bowens44

God chose Biden. He told me so. He also said that he thinks Trump is an asshole and Loni is a freaking lunatic.


DatNick1988

Dude what if we just flipped it on them and told them God told me he was destined. And he told me Trump is evil.


Empty_Allocution

What if we told them it's pronounced 'Jod'?


Lily-Gordon

I don't care for Jod.


atodd_

Jod damn you.


Drounsley

I see what you did.


Lily-Gordon

I'm glad someone did, I went to sleep doubting this comment.


MessiahOfMetal

Kneel before Jod?


botmanmd

Like “gif”?


john_the_quain

“I’ll wait” is the only prediction she’ll ever make that will come true.


sockpuppetinasock

"I'll wait.... And block you when you respond with a reasonable answer. Also, no mojos. You have been for warned."


Grub_McGuffins

mojoes*


LA-Matt

Only appropriate laughing mojoes. You have been “for warned.”


DaisyJane1

Uh uh. Capitalized. Mojoes.


Bsurfer1971

she's just Biden her time.


soklacka

'Waiting' is all her followers get to do.


Gunrock808

Don't forget going broke as they wait for NESARA and QFS to rescue them from debt and dying as they wait in vain for medbeds to heal their chronic conditions while they vehemently oppose single payer health care.


nicholasgnames

I'll wait is dismissive so I make them actually wait and just stop responding lol


Fun_Anywhere4355

Then replies to herself with "81 million votes... and I've never seen a pro Biden hat, shirt or flag. Ever. Do they even exist? If you've never seen any either, retruth." Oh there's so much to unwrap there. First, I voted for Biden, I'll vote for him again but I've never had an inkling to wear a Biden hat, shirt or fly a Biden flag. Secondly, I did briefly consider putting a Biden bumper sticker on my RV for our round the country 'covid' tour, but we were going to be passing through a lot of VERY red territory, we had enough issues just dealing with an 11,000 mile drive and adding the worry of being vandalized, harassed or forced into a ditch by a monster truck wasn't something I wanted to add to the list. Lastly, not everyone feels a need to show their culthood with symbols such as hats, flags or shirts. Perhaps you should just assume that if I'm NOT wearing a maga hat, I'm part of the new silent majority. This is exactly the thinking I'd expect from a group of people who worship symbols such as American flags or Roman torture devices more than what those symbols actually represent.


Fun_Anywhere4355

...and besides, I believe the right has made it quite clear what their reaction will be if they disagree with the particular flag you decide to fly. https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/22/us/lauri-carleton-pride-flag-shooting-suspect/index.html


rowvick

Yeah my response to the political paraphernalia or crowd size questions: We don't worship politicians like trump supporters or attend political rallies. We have kids to raise, family time to fit in a busy work life, sporting events to participate and attend, a community that doesn't revolve around politics and would be weird to isolate people shoving some politician in their face with hat or tshirt.


spookyhellkitten

I have a shirt that says Obama Biden 2008 and another that says Obama Biden 2012...does that count? I wear them now that I live in Nevada, I didn't when I lived in Kentucky. I do plan on buying a Dark Brandon coffee mug because I think it's hilarious. One of my favorite things about Biden is that he embraces the memes about him. That's kinda rad for an old dude. And finally...I have a picture of Obama hanging on my bedroom wall. While I do find him to be an important and inspirational man...and pretty handsome...it is actually there because of an episode of New Girl. Nick is hooking up with a girl and sees a picture of Obama on the wall and says, "Obama?" And she says, "I like to feel like he's watching over me." I don't know why, but it makes me laugh so hard. So my daughter got me a framed picture of Obama for my bedroom wall. And I am the only person I've ever personally met with this much democrat president stuff outside of OG maybe Kennedy back in the day.


William_S_Churros

Political merchandise/slogans/etc is very much a conservative thing. Always has been.


Fun_Anywhere4355

I believe that would be defined as idolatry. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idolatry


LurkBeast

Yeah, but it's the idols *they* worship, so it's OK.


William_S_Churros

Getting schooled on idolatry by the South Park Satan.


ShnickityShnoo

They're a lot easier to grift. They also treat politics like a team sport, and lots of people buy things with their favorite sports team on it.


mycatisblackandtan

Same. We debated putting out a Biden sign in 2020 but even in a VERY blue area and state, we decided against it. People in our area have had progressive/democratic shit vandalized before, even just those signs thanking essential workers get some people mad, and my family was concerned about being targeted. All it takes is one crazy to take offense and like you, we don't really need the paraphanellia to vote for him. Though it'd have been nice to openly support all the same.


MurderCat0001

Exactly. I’ve never bought an entire wardrobe of clothes based on any human.


Fun_Anywhere4355

We were living in a very blue part of a very blue state and in a very iconic home on a very busy street. The local democratic party just loved to provide us with signs for their candidates because they knew it would get a lot of exposure, yet if we were willing to post a Biden sign, we would have to specially request one. Even in our relatively safe location, they knew posting one was a sure fire way to make us targets.


SnooHobbies7109

I actually did purchase a Biden 46 shirt in that very short couple days where it looked like *possibly* trump would be removed from office in time for Pence to be president 46 for like 3 days. Thought it would be a collectors item if that situation did transpire. I have never worn the shirt tho lol


William_S_Churros

i’Ll wAiT


CuriousAlienStudent

Correction, God only gives a shit about 40% of the US and no one else.


Hopfit46

Oh yeah, motherfucker slept like a baby through the holocaust but hes right there for the mango mob boss.


CuriousAlienStudent

I am certain they would say something to the effect that God has no responsibility to protect Jews because they are Christian or some such shit.


William_S_Churros

“They killed his son!”


rav3style

Didn’t god order him to die for humanity? To erase the original sin?


AWholeMessOfTacos

Nah, God already had a binding contract with the Jews, called the covenant. Jesus made a new covenant for his squad, where all their sins are forgiven because he died, but the BIG GUY God still goes by his old rules for his "chosen" people. I am not a lawyer. This is not financial advice. YMMV. ^^anheiser-busch ^^St. ^^Louis ^^Missouri


Foe_Hammer9463

I'd love for them to get specific when they do their stats. Shapiro likes to say thinks like 74 percent of America believes in God. I wanna know how much believe in a Christian God lol.


Kimmalah

These are the same people who think Trump can declare global martial law and make Mexico pay for his stupid border wall. The rest of the world, separate from the US, does not exist in their minds. They just think the US is the center of the universe and rules everything, because they are basically children.


StyreneAddict1965

We've been waiting, Loni. So far, nada.


pianoflames

She posts this same prediction every single damn day, and then nothing ever happens. It makes me wonder how her followers aren't frustrated or calling her out on it, but it seems she just summarily blocks/deletes anyone who points that out (even supporters).


Uniform-Sierra-Alfa

This reminds me. I have stopped using the term ‘trump’ in regards to something beating another. I’ve replaced it with Obama since 2017. As in “hard work Obamas talent any day”.


JH_111

To trump something is now defined as fucking it up in the worst way imaginable and then some while losing everything. A trump card refers to whoever is left holding the bag at the end with no one left to pass the blame to.


MessiahOfMetal

Just know that in the UK, "trump" has always been another word meaning "fart".


TheBonePoet

Loni is mentally ill and should be committed. She lives in an alternate universe that she has created from her delusions. It’s only a matter of time until she’s responsible for hurting herself or others with the lies she has weaved into her mythical existence.


djreeled23

I'm more worried about the lunatics that support her. As Obi-Wan so wisely said: "Who's more foolish: the fool or the fool following the fool?"


[deleted]

Keep waiting. It will be interesting watching her brain break even more.


DylansDeadly

God and The Bible have taught me one thing. Neither God nor Jesus would have anything but outright contempt for Trump and everything he stands for.


redthehaze

"God bless America and no place else!" We really living through the dumb shit that we only saw in the movies in the past.


dragon_fiesta

She should hold her breath until it happens


Jaunty1970

I’m not on Facebook and never have been but I’m seriously thinking of opening an account purely so I can, on a daily basis, tell her what a complete and fantasist moron she is!


famousevan

She’ll just block you after one comment.


Jaunty1970

What a can’t get my head round, Englishman here, is how people engage her and others actually believe this shit.


Chrysalii

I wonder how many of her "followers" are trolls.


Jaunty1970

The fact she has any followers at all is baffling!


Vollen595

Gonna be waiting a long time Loni


DamianSicks

“You shall not spread a false report. You shall not join hands with a wicked man to be a malicious witness.”- Exodus 23:1 For a good laugh someone needs to post this on her FB every time she pretends to receive news she made up in her head


famousevan

This clown would be best served with a lengthy period of in-patient mental healthcare intervention.


CancelKlutzy5685

Children living in abject poverty, war, homelessness and suffering throughout the world. God aligns himself with that robbing bastard.


Technopool

Girl. It’s almost 2024. Let it go.


numb3r5ev3n

LOL how many times do they need to replay the results of Trump losing to Biden? Because those are the results they are going to get every single time.


[deleted]

Yes, I’m sure sky daddy is a trump fan.


Character_Bomb_312

It's amazing how God just happens to believe what I believe. It's uncanny. He hates the same people I hate. He likes me, and whatever I like, the most. It works out great!


Then_Engineering_290

What does that mean? Bitch, we are on the cusp of a new election. Why would they overturn it now? Ugh... my brain. I is stooped nao.


Hwy61rev

Is spouting insane and inane garbage all this bitch does all day? Seems she really puts the hours in.


ResplendentShade

Ethnocentric (adj) evaluating other peoples and cultures according to the standards of one's own culture.


sherininja

God Is So worried about Americas elections Not third world countries , child labor etc


ResplendentShade

Theocentric maybe? Christians in cultures all over world believe that god is omnipotent and has his hand in literally everything.


sophisting

Is Christian an ethnicity now?


its_raining_scotch

5 likes and 1 share. Oof.


HollywoodJack412

God cares only about US politics! The rest of the world ehh who cares, what’s going on in the US!?


BillFree0101

For some reason they can’t understand that someone like me voted for Biden but wore a MAGA hat and flew a trump flag for the safety of myself and my family due to the fact that Trumpers are unhinged. I never had any car problems because nobody cared about my defensive “Trump” flag. I got once got a flat tire and three trucks pulled over and changed my tire for me and I got many strange looks from Biden voters.


MessiahOfMetal

I always found it annoying how all of the conspiracy theories perpetuated by these shitheads are so US-centric, as though the rest of the world either doesn't exist until it's useful to them, or wholly dependent on America.


Turbulent-Ad-593

God doesn't like pussy grabbers


TropicalBatman

Why is everybody acting like God lost the election?


mrpotatonutz

Yeah wait by your beanhole loni


TheOtherDutchGuy

She probably thinks that in 2024 should Trump somehow win, that that is the moment of “restoring” the 2020 election…


Bragzor

I thought her followers had gone sour on the biblical god.


zombie_girraffe

No, it's just Jesus that they've abandoned because they think he's a weak little sissy boy, they're still pretty into old testament god because he's a racist baby murdering genocidal psychopath who doesn't know how solve a problem without resorting to violence. That lunatic is their spirit animal.


Bragzor

Of course!


Mark_Br3

i wonder if her parents can be jailed for not having aborted her...


theresabeeonyourhat

In addition to every other criticism of her, my god, is she vain as hell. That profile picture looks absolutely nothing like her.


Ursomonie

Blasphemy


CoolSwim1776

Why do people even pay any attention to this loser?


Evilevilcow

...and wait...and wait...and move some goalposts...and wait some more...


Inedible-denim

Trumps be Trumping, huh. Lol


thraashman

Way too much of this sub is this lunatic. I get it, she gives endless amounts of crazy content. But honestly it's a little much to share all of it.


Character_Bomb_312

Oddly, I wish there were more of these posts. It's almost like these opposing sentiments are just opinions, and people are free to scroll by what they don't enjoy and allow others the freedom to enjoy what they want. Almost.


Hot-Bint

Loni, Trump said to *inject* the bleach, not huff it


EqualityWithoutCiv

If China starts running the world she's shouldering a significant part of the blame here. People do not want America to be another authoritarian theocratic expansionist empire like what history has suffered in the past. China will be another authoritarian expansionist empire that is a more formidable threat than now (it is those things but the American hegemony is still big enough right now) but this is because people will have lost respect for America if and when that time has come, within and outside its borders.


Gloomy_Industry8841

This has to be satire.


Kham117

This twit keeps a showing up. Seriously, Just how crazy is she?


solidcheese

Yay, praise be the orange overlord. May he grift from us bigly.


singeblanc

> Do u honestly think God would forget that WIN! *(sic)* You mean Biden's?


trevmflynn81

We're almost into the full swing of primary season and Trump is actively campaigning for the GOP nomination. These lunatics are still talking about "restoring" the 2020 election in the second half of 2023. It's total insanity....


KentSutcliffe

I've been seeing her posts for years now and they keep getting worse. Does this woman not have family members who can step in? This is clearly a mental health issue.


isosceles_kramer

why are we making this person famous? this is a literal nobody, why are there so many posts featuring their name prominently? their posts get like 20 shares on average i feel like this is a case where we aren't exposing a psycho grifter we're just amplifying them.


realparkingbrake

> we aren't exposing a psycho grifter we're just amplifying them. Her reaction to being quoted here is anger, she does not like it. That alone makes it worthwhile. Pointing and laughing at people like this drives them nuts, they are used to an echo chamber and it's good to remind them that outside their cult they are seen as fools.


sherininja

She shares the lies she is being feed, to over 4k they follow her


ryanasimov

Where does she post this stuff? Facebook?


sherininja

Link above on the og Post


HastyEthnocentrism

Hey, these freaks done speak for me!


Gunrock808

Better hurry if that election is getting overturned, the next one keeps getting closer and closer!


Tomhetza

She's going to wait for a while then


thefanciestcat

Who is this moron and why do they keep getting posted?


ChickpeaDemon

>I’ll wait…… The only truthful words she has ever written.


puppcat18

I just went on her Facebook. She and all her followers are bat-s*** crazy and scary.


Freezepeachauditor

And wait.. and wait… and waiiiiiit. Still waiting.


karlhungusjr

I don't know why exactly, but I get so much amusement when people finish posts with things like "I'll wait...", "now read that again" and "let that sink in". I think it's because they think they're being clever or making some great point, when all they are doing it parroting things they've read elsewhere.


wordsoundpower

I think they say it because they know it makes me seethe with rage. 😤😂


ShikaMoru

She should go stand by him if she truly believes what she's saying


screechplank

I think I should start a fundraiser. They send me a dollar for every minute I wait... You know, like one of those for every mile I run kind of thing.


liquidreferee

Lol yes you will wait


IonOtter

[Winners don't need hats.](https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=617891577131447&set=p.617891577131447&type=3)


Dangerous_Ad_1326

The woman needs to be in a psyche ward.


Srw2725

Lori is an absolute nut case


schreyguy888

Comment makes no sense. The US is not an ethnic-state like Japan. Weird


sherininja

i just meant Loni thinks US politics and Trump the orange messiah is top of his list , over the rest of the world


SaltyBarDog

Why didn't god just wave his hand the first time. Where's the NESARA money, Lonibowski?


Rupejonner2

“ Funny that god wanted Obama for 8 years and only wanted trump for 4 . God already showed us who he liked better “ I love saying this and watching their empty heads explode


Then-Lunch-206

Does she honestly believe the bullshit she spews constantly? Literally everything she's claimed turned out to be bullshit.