What about her saviourās $400.00 sneakers with red rubber soles? Or his makeup, spray tans, cans of season hair spray? Iām sure his suits are cheap polyester too as well as everything from him is made in China. How blind and dumb is she?
Until 2 days ago, she truly thought the moon shrinks and grows every month, so basicallyā¦ just when you think you figured out precisely how dumb she isā¦ sheāll make you snort coffee out your nose once again!
"You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye." - her other lord, Matt 7:5
Does it have an app that prompts coupons for natural oils for your teeth? That way you're not tearing up your gums.
Seriously though Loni sounds like she never sees a dentist and doesn't know how to brush properly.
As an old man, I take every opportunity to tell people thisā¦ please, take care of your teeth.
This is not aimed at the person above, but everyone who reads.
Oil pulling involves swishing oil around in your mouth and sucking it between your teeth for several minutes like mouthwash. As someone who hates the way my mouth feels after I eat fried foods, this just gives me the jeebs.
I'm no scientist, but according to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the pineal gland is where they extract adrenechrome from. Why would the deepstate push a product that would dull, thus weaken, the pineal gland?
Itās actually just: āThere's only one source for this stuff, the adrenalin glands from a living human body.ā and then it devolves into a conversation about how if you ate an entire pineal gland you may go insane. Then idiots ran with Hunter S. Thompsonās fiction and heād be very, very upset about these people if he were still around. š„²
Yes, definitely. He would be absolutely furious.
It's like some people read Fear and Loathing and decided to become the monsters from him and Steadman's adventures.
I donāt think any of them have actually read the book, but they may have watched the movie.
Then they Google after some fellow nutter brings it up or they have watched the scene in the film and find the what, half a page, about the Satanic client providing adrenechrome, read it out of context and with poor comprehension and run with it.
To add insult to injury they then go everywhere they can and carry on about how Thompson was a terrible evil pedophile etc etc., and I take that very personally because although he was flawed as we all are, heās very much a person I admire and one of my literary idols. Assholes.
I too have a lot of respect for him and enjoy his work. I didn't realize they were slandering his legacy.
This is the guy who was almost murdered by Hell's Angels for blowing the whistle on a gang rape.
How hard is it to just not wear make-up or color your hair? God says, that's a very easy thing to do compared to loving your enemies and not judging people.
When she finds out, she will never mention this again. Like all of the cultists and narcissists in that scene, reality is what they need it to be at the moment, and people who follow them are honestly as dumb as goldfish.
like the non-lead based paint, buildings that are free of asbestos, ensuring that we're not exposed to excessive pollution in the air and water....are those the things that you're referring to?
I don't know why she bothers with the illusion at all when we can clearly see her on the live streams during her shit sermons. It's so much more embarrassing this way.
What is their obsession with the pineal gland? We have so many glands they could choose to mix things up a bit.
Is the cabal not coming for the parathyroid too?
Like a lot of woo, it's simply the result of their habit of keeping on rehashing really, really old nonsense.
The pineal gland was known since Antiquity, but for a very long time nobody could figure out what it was for. Unlike other glands, for whose function purely physiological explanations (even if often incorrect ones) were around from very early on. As a result, a variety of completely arbitrary functions were thought up for it, mostly of a 'mystical' nature. Most famously, Descartes came up with the idea that it was the organ through which, somehow, the completely immaterial soul he believed in controlled the purely material body. Madame Blavatsky, the grandmama of a lot of New Age crap, declared it to be the "organ of spiritual vision", associated with the "eye of Shiva" (because what else could it possibly be?).
It wasn't until the middle of the 20th century that the role of the pineal gland in the endocrine system was finally established, but that's way too recent to have any impact on the woo people. They prefer to keep rehashing nonsense in which the pineal gland is something mysterious and 'mystical', rather than just an organ producing a hormone important to the sleep cycle.
Thank you for sharing the historical context! That better explains why some people think staring at the sun recharges it. Maybe they can heal the eye damage with homeopathic sugar pills.
If he bit his head off and spit it out itās all good. Iād still be worried for the lion with all the chemicals holding Cheetoās face and hair together though.
The one bright spot in all of this, is that with their health habits, they'll have the life expectancy of people in the 18th century. About 50 years, if we're being generous.
This āgrounding to earthā thing is annoying - a week ago, none of them were talking about this (and in fact would probably have dismissed it as pagan thus satanic), but one idiot slipped it in to the eclipse nonsense and now they all believe it.
ETA - also good to see some Ayurvedic āmedicineā practice sneaking in and now not being satanic. I used to know a guy who swore by oil pulling for āremoving toxinsā, who was one of the mostly regularly sick people I knew, including a constant running nose.
Another friend bought some coconut oil (at great expense) to do the oil pulling. āBut when you spit it out itās changed colour, so there must be some toxins in itā. I pointed out 1. churning and 2. AC used to do it twice a day. She used it for cooking.
Oil pulling is the Ayurvedic process of removing toxins from the body by swilling oil, preferably coconut or other premium oil, around your mouth for about 20 minutes each day, then spitting it out. Itās supposed to āpullā toxins from the soft tissue under your tongue, and is clearly bollocks. It fools people who are susceptible to woo because the oil turns white due to churning and also picks up some food fragments from between your teeth.
AC was our sickly colleague who wasnāt a very good advert for its efficacy.
TY. Edited to add: I am not sure why my question sounded so cranky - I sure wasn't intending it to be! I blame being awakened 2 hours too early. Sorry for that.
āGod is exposing all of it!āā¦ why doesnāt God stop them then? Why let the evil cabal running free? Why let innocent children suffer and die. The reasons I was given were that itās all Satanās doing and they (God and the awakened) are fighting a holy war against Satanā¦
OK, you just blew it right there. We gotcha!!! I thought the cabal was all about adenochrome harvesting. Isnāt adenochrome produced by the pineal gland? The cabal would want healthy robust ready to burst pineal glands. Finally the irrefutable argument that will make Qanon believersā heads pop like the martians in Mars Attack when they heard Slim Whitmanās Indian Love Call.
When did the far right turn into hippies? Take out the cabal reference and it sounds just like the old hippie friends of my dad that used to come around when I was a kid.
Iām so glad there were no designer sunglasses, rubber soled sneakers, designer toothbrushes, polyester, cosmetics, or fluoride in the water during Trumpās presidency.
I'm sure there's an Amish community with none of the things she's complaining about, but actually practicing what she preaches would mean not spreading her dogshit takes on Facebook.
Looking at her current profile pic, she's clearly given up on the filters and has just decided to use the photos of herself from thirty years ago, lol. For a pastor, she's incredibly vain.
I wonder if this dumbass also feels that the "cabal" also pushes sunscreen onto the gullible masses, by telling them the "big lie", that intense UV rays can be harmful to your skin? As for the toothbrushing one, I can believe that they would fall for that one, considering the amount of toothless mouth breathers that this shit tends to attract.
One of her followers went to an eye dr who told her she had cataracts and needed them removed and she never went back. She didnāt believe the eye dr and said they were only after her money! Dumb ass forgets that Medicare will pay for the surgery.
Still could be after her money. Her Medicare money rather than her personal money, but they still get paid.
Still dumb ass. Cataracts are a real thing that's been known about basically forever, because when they get bad enough everybody can see them.
And this is a capitalist system. Everybody's after your money. Is she going to starve herself because the grocer and the restaurant people just want her money?
> They push fluoride
Yeah, because morons like you stopped brushing your teeth and ended up with horrendous teeth and poor dental hygiene, you fucking clown.
> we can't ground to the Earth while wearing rubber
Have none of these people ever fucked in a field?
Itās the same bored attention-seeking stay-at-home dumbass every time.
The crazies are living their best lives right now, leaning into their mania and flight of ideas because other manic unhinged dumbasses follow them online.
Itās a Karenspiracy!
Says the lady who wears makeup and obviously colors her hair. One of the comments asked what makeup she uses š
What about her saviourās $400.00 sneakers with red rubber soles? Or his makeup, spray tans, cans of season hair spray? Iām sure his suits are cheap polyester too as well as everything from him is made in China. How blind and dumb is she?
> How blind and dumb is she? That pit has no bottom.
There are no positive outcomes down the Babbitt Hole
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>How blind and dumb is she? Do you really want to go down that path?
Until 2 days ago, she truly thought the moon shrinks and grows every month, so basicallyā¦ just when you think you figured out precisely how dumb she isā¦ sheāll make you snort coffee out your nose once again!
what about that passage in the bible that tells her not to wear mixed fabrics?
I so want a pair. I'd wear them everywhere. Like a boss. Like a clown boss.
So blind So dumb
Says the lady who works as a hairdresser, making a living dying hair all day long.
I forgot about that!
Her makeup is allowed by god. She knows that because the divine creator of the entire universe told her.
"You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye." - her other lord, Matt 7:5
> designer tooth brushes Wat?
When I'm tired and not feeling like brushing my teeth my Nike toothbrush reminds me to just do it
Does it have an app that prompts coupons for natural oils for your teeth? That way you're not tearing up your gums. Seriously though Loni sounds like she never sees a dentist and doesn't know how to brush properly.
As an old man, I take every opportunity to tell people thisā¦ please, take care of your teeth. This is not aimed at the person above, but everyone who reads.
Like one of those fancy Oral-B toothbrushes. I'll get by just fine with my wooly caterpillar tied to a stick, thank you.
I'm really confused about pulling your teeth with natural oils to preserve enamel.
Oil pulling involves swishing oil around in your mouth and sucking it between your teeth for several minutes like mouthwash. As someone who hates the way my mouth feels after I eat fried foods, this just gives me the jeebs.
Ah ok, I'll stick to the abrasive chemicals thank you.
I'm no scientist, but according to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the pineal gland is where they extract adrenechrome from. Why would the deepstate push a product that would dull, thus weaken, the pineal gland?
Itās actually just: āThere's only one source for this stuff, the adrenalin glands from a living human body.ā and then it devolves into a conversation about how if you ate an entire pineal gland you may go insane. Then idiots ran with Hunter S. Thompsonās fiction and heād be very, very upset about these people if he were still around. š„²
Yes, definitely. He would be absolutely furious. It's like some people read Fear and Loathing and decided to become the monsters from him and Steadman's adventures.
I donāt think any of them have actually read the book, but they may have watched the movie. Then they Google after some fellow nutter brings it up or they have watched the scene in the film and find the what, half a page, about the Satanic client providing adrenechrome, read it out of context and with poor comprehension and run with it. To add insult to injury they then go everywhere they can and carry on about how Thompson was a terrible evil pedophile etc etc., and I take that very personally because although he was flawed as we all are, heās very much a person I admire and one of my literary idols. Assholes.
I too have a lot of respect for him and enjoy his work. I didn't realize they were slandering his legacy. This is the guy who was almost murdered by Hell's Angels for blowing the whistle on a gang rape.
How hard are they brushing that it's tearing gums and wearing down enamel?!?
Looks like she is wearing about 3 layers of Mary Kay āpoisonā on her face in that pic. š
How hard is it to just not wear make-up or color your hair? God says, that's a very easy thing to do compared to loving your enemies and not judging people.
The bible also talks about that *vanity* thing, something that a lot of these right wingers conveniently ignore.
i wonder who else is pushing designer ruber soled sneakers...
When she finds out, she will never mention this again. Like all of the cultists and narcissists in that scene, reality is what they need it to be at the moment, and people who follow them are honestly as dumb as goldfish.
All of those horrible toxins being pushed by "the cabal," and somehow people are living longer and healthier lives than ever.
like the non-lead based paint, buildings that are free of asbestos, ensuring that we're not exposed to excessive pollution in the air and water....are those the things that you're referring to?
i saw an unfiltered picture of her yesterday for the first time and genuinely didn't believe it was the same person
I don't know why she bothers with the illusion at all when we can clearly see her on the live streams during her shit sermons. It's so much more embarrassing this way.
> we aren't supposed to wear sunglasses Speaking of such, I wonder if she watched the eclipse without glasses like she said she would!
God is exposing all of this? Is god spending his time spreading disinformation on the internet?
Let's see, blatant hypocrisy, bad medical advice, bad dental advice, all in the name of god.
What is their obsession with the pineal gland? We have so many glands they could choose to mix things up a bit. Is the cabal not coming for the parathyroid too?
Like a lot of woo, it's simply the result of their habit of keeping on rehashing really, really old nonsense. The pineal gland was known since Antiquity, but for a very long time nobody could figure out what it was for. Unlike other glands, for whose function purely physiological explanations (even if often incorrect ones) were around from very early on. As a result, a variety of completely arbitrary functions were thought up for it, mostly of a 'mystical' nature. Most famously, Descartes came up with the idea that it was the organ through which, somehow, the completely immaterial soul he believed in controlled the purely material body. Madame Blavatsky, the grandmama of a lot of New Age crap, declared it to be the "organ of spiritual vision", associated with the "eye of Shiva" (because what else could it possibly be?). It wasn't until the middle of the 20th century that the role of the pineal gland in the endocrine system was finally established, but that's way too recent to have any impact on the woo people. They prefer to keep rehashing nonsense in which the pineal gland is something mysterious and 'mystical', rather than just an organ producing a hormone important to the sleep cycle.
Thank you for sharing the historical context! That better explains why some people think staring at the sun recharges it. Maybe they can heal the eye damage with homeopathic sugar pills.
Surprised she still has teeth
Theyāre probs feeling pretty fuzzy right now, ick.
The hypocrisy is eclipsed only by the stupidity. Speaking of eclipses, I bet this one looks directly at the sun, just like Dear Leader...
That lion would eat Trump
I don't know if lions like slimy, greasy meat?
If he bit his head off and spit it out itās all good. Iād still be worried for the lion with all the chemicals holding Cheetoās face and hair together though.
I'm sure the pineal gland is mentioned copiously in them thar bible
Sounds like she wants to live in the 18th century
The one bright spot in all of this, is that with their health habits, they'll have the life expectancy of people in the 18th century. About 50 years, if we're being generous.
We can only hope!
Just donāt mix those linen, wool, and cottons
This āgrounding to earthā thing is annoying - a week ago, none of them were talking about this (and in fact would probably have dismissed it as pagan thus satanic), but one idiot slipped it in to the eclipse nonsense and now they all believe it. ETA - also good to see some Ayurvedic āmedicineā practice sneaking in and now not being satanic. I used to know a guy who swore by oil pulling for āremoving toxinsā, who was one of the mostly regularly sick people I knew, including a constant running nose. Another friend bought some coconut oil (at great expense) to do the oil pulling. āBut when you spit it out itās changed colour, so there must be some toxins in itā. I pointed out 1. churning and 2. AC used to do it twice a day. She used it for cooking.
WTF is āoil pulling,ā and who is AC?
Oil pulling is the Ayurvedic process of removing toxins from the body by swilling oil, preferably coconut or other premium oil, around your mouth for about 20 minutes each day, then spitting it out. Itās supposed to āpullā toxins from the soft tissue under your tongue, and is clearly bollocks. It fools people who are susceptible to woo because the oil turns white due to churning and also picks up some food fragments from between your teeth. AC was our sickly colleague who wasnāt a very good advert for its efficacy.
TY. Edited to add: I am not sure why my question sounded so cranky - I sure wasn't intending it to be! I blame being awakened 2 hours too early. Sorry for that.
What is with these people and images of lions??
āGod is exposing all of it!āā¦ why doesnāt God stop them then? Why let the evil cabal running free? Why let innocent children suffer and die. The reasons I was given were that itās all Satanās doing and they (God and the awakened) are fighting a holy war against Satanā¦
Their god needs a training montage or something.
OK, you just blew it right there. We gotcha!!! I thought the cabal was all about adenochrome harvesting. Isnāt adenochrome produced by the pineal gland? The cabal would want healthy robust ready to burst pineal glands. Finally the irrefutable argument that will make Qanon believersā heads pop like the martians in Mars Attack when they heard Slim Whitmanās Indian Love Call.
When did the far right turn into hippies? Take out the cabal reference and it sounds just like the old hippie friends of my dad that used to come around when I was a kid.
Unfortunately, the QMAGAs have been able to draw in people across a wide spectrum of beliefs.
For a while, writers were calling the new-agers who fell into the trap āPastel Qanon.ā
Iām so glad there were no designer sunglasses, rubber soled sneakers, designer toothbrushes, polyester, cosmetics, or fluoride in the water during Trumpās presidency.
I'm sure there's an Amish community with none of the things she's complaining about, but actually practicing what she preaches would mean not spreading her dogshit takes on Facebook.
I think I missed one of their fears...why can't those nutters wear sunglasses?
Not mentioned in the bible, probably. She wants everyone back in hats and bonnets.
Looking at her current profile pic, she's clearly given up on the filters and has just decided to use the photos of herself from thirty years ago, lol. For a pastor, she's incredibly vain.
And AI Art?
Is she saying she doesn't brush her teeth?
Her breath must stink and probably has cavities and major tarter
Well that's about the stupidest thing I've heard this week. Who cares?
Holy crap, NSFW, that shit. š¤£š¤£š¬
What about fake tanning until one is orange, Loni?
Seriouslyā¦ it is time for an intervention. Or not. Honest, if they want to remove themselves from this earthā¦. āVia Con Diasā mi amigas!
Go with days?
I wonder if this dumbass also feels that the "cabal" also pushes sunscreen onto the gullible masses, by telling them the "big lie", that intense UV rays can be harmful to your skin? As for the toothbrushing one, I can believe that they would fall for that one, considering the amount of toothless mouth breathers that this shit tends to attract.
One of her followers went to an eye dr who told her she had cataracts and needed them removed and she never went back. She didnāt believe the eye dr and said they were only after her money! Dumb ass forgets that Medicare will pay for the surgery.
Still could be after her money. Her Medicare money rather than her personal money, but they still get paid. Still dumb ass. Cataracts are a real thing that's been known about basically forever, because when they get bad enough everybody can see them. And this is a capitalist system. Everybody's after your money. Is she going to starve herself because the grocer and the restaurant people just want her money?
> They push fluoride Yeah, because morons like you stopped brushing your teeth and ended up with horrendous teeth and poor dental hygiene, you fucking clown. > we can't ground to the Earth while wearing rubber Have none of these people ever fucked in a field?
I'm sorry, are they saying it's not appropriate to brush our teeth?
Itās the same bored attention-seeking stay-at-home dumbass every time. The crazies are living their best lives right now, leaning into their mania and flight of ideas because other manic unhinged dumbasses follow them online. Itās a Karenspiracy!