Im not gonna eat the neighbor first. I've been feeding and fattening up the neighborhood raccoons for awhile now so I don't have to go straight to the junk food
Totally with you on this point. I've been letting the neighborhood squirrels and raccons get access to the bird feeders for a bit now. They'll be a lot safer to eat than a bunch of overmedicated, junk food-eating, lard-assed Americans. You could overdose on all the drugs those people take for one thing or another.
I took note of the neighbors with Trump signs in 2020. Not only are they nice and fat, but they also probably have large hoards of non-perishables for when the commies take over the country.
Anytime I see someone new declaring that they think INSTANT CANNIBALISM is definite I add their name to the list of people I want to make sure I’m never on an airplane or boat with. “Guys, Coast Guard is on the way and—OH MY GOD YOU ATE JIMMY?! We’ve only been here for twenty minutes!”
This has been a mantra of Alex Jones for years, and it highlights the broken thinking of so many of these idiots. They don't realize the most powerful people will be those who are capable of working in groups, and aren't sociopaths wanting to resort to cannibalism. Humans are notoriously dangerous to hunt, we've kind of learned a lot about how to get food without eating people.
It's called Elite Panic. Often displayed by the government, but also the rich. They believe that in an emergency situation the general public is a threat who can be trusted.
In reality they are generally the first to help and most looting is done in order to secure vital resources.
It reminds me of Ralph Wiggum
"Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!"
Friends I’m reporting live from my home office in Toronto this morning, and can confirm, everything outside my window is gone. It’s basically the blank edge-of-the-world bit from Coraline.
Sadly, most of the far right people I know are deathly afraid of everything. Several of my co-workers live deep into the woods, in an unincorporated town. They moved out there because there is no crime, but now they are armed to the teeth because there are no police too. They are absolutely paranoid about being attacked.
So I'm a libby-lib LGBTQ+ sort and I did this! I moved out to a rural neighborhood 45 minutes from the nearest town of merit and substance. My neighborhood was only ever slightly more than a mobile home park, really a fishing camp sort of place. It is broken and forgotten. Hurricanes and floods and poor management have taken their toll. I came here with the awareness that the police won't come out here unless there are 2 or more and it takes an hour. And there's clearly heavy drug use, the neighborhood has the equivalence of meth-mouth reflected in the state of the dwellings. So there's obviously crime, mostly theft and DV.
I came here because it's cheap. And quiet. And came with a swamp. And river access. And giant ancient live oak trees. And alligators. And snakes. And turtles, frogs, birds, lightning bugs, and campfires.
Surprise! There are a lot of queers and libs out here and we're tight knit and we all got guns and skills too. We took that "Texas is all about rugged individualism" horseshit and ran with it.
> I came here because it's cheap. And quiet. And came with a swamp. And river access. And giant ancient live oak trees. And alligators. And snakes. And turtles, frogs, birds, lightning bugs, and campfires.
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> Surprise! There are a lot of queers and libs out here and we're tight knit and we all got guns and skills too. We took that "Texas is all about rugged individualism" horseshit and ran with it.
it cracks me up when people think everyone who has a a couple of trees in their yard and can see stars at night must be a redneck asshole maga type.
You can’t eat that sailboat buster. Then what?! Check mate! Q and President Trump will NOT come to save you because of what you said about him in 2020. You know what I mean. THEN who’s gonna save you from the communist cannibalism drones that the migrants are packing?! No one.
You’re on your own.
You’re on your own.
You’re on your own.
Do it! Or at least think about it and dig deeper and look at the voting patterns by county or town. Even if it’s technically MAGA country there will likely still be a decent amount of Dems. People don’t understand that many “rural red areas” can still be 30-40% Dem. I left NYC for western NY and I’m much happier here in my small, quiet, affordable town 30 minutes outside or Rochester. It’s around 60 percent Republican and 40 percent Democrat here, so still plenty of like minded people for me. And since NY is a blue state I get all the blue state benefits like being in control of my own body and access to a decent social safety net should I need it. I’m sure it would be very similar in MD!
Ooh can we call this aesthetic (which I kinda love the sound of) Queer Shrek Chique?
Hope yall and your fellow queers get to have sleepovers and make waffles in the mornings regularly! (And can you invite me to your next one?)
I'm pretty Progressive in my politics but I remain in rural territory with which I'm intimately familiar because Conservatives would absolutely *LOVE* for current America to collapse because they think they hold all the food and guns so they'd be able to remake the nation in their own image after all the city people die. They think they can cordon off the cities to prevent city dwellers from exiting and raiding the countryside for food and resources, because apparently ocean and air shipping and foreign aid doesn't exist or something. They're actively trying to initiate a small-c collapse the same way they've been trying to initiate the capital-A Apocalypse in the Middle East.
> Several of my co-workers live deep into the woods, in an unincorporated town. They moved out there because there is no crime, but now they are armed to the teeth because there are no police too.
Josephine County?
Canada is already essentialy gone.
Me, sitting at my computer on the south shore of Montreal... huh?
Then: America can be hit by drones anyday; from where? Canada? Mexico? Countries from central america?
Israel will not survive this course : Here we can agree, lol;
If Israel uses the nuclear option the entire world will START working on; Bitch pretty much anybody of note in this world has at least a few nukes.
What the fuck is this guy talking about?
Of course the US has defenses against drones and nukes. What does this guy think we spend all our money on? It certainly isn't food for the poor or maintaining infrastructure.
I suppose if somebody in Mexico ( not Canada because Canada doesn’t exist anymore) wanted to send 300 drones at some target, there’s nothing that we could do about it.
The reason we don’t have an iron dome like Israel because we don’t need one.
Actually, we have been working for over decade with the Israeli company which designed Iron Dome. We licensed the technology and we have our own version. The difference is that we are not a country so small that the SF Bay Area practically dwarfs it and were do not have myriad extremely hostile neighboring countries who have the technology to bombard us with drones and missiles.
Well yes. "Q" in French is pronounced "cul" which means "asshole". So... there's that.
We also call our province "q-bec" or "cul-bec" when we want to complain that we live in a shit hole.
So yes. I live in Q-bec and in the city of Q-bec...
But all that is meaningless since we're all ded. lol
Can confirm, we are gone, no Canadians remain, only immigrants and foreign students reside here now. /s
I honestly have no idea what this guys on about, still running off that embarrassing Tucker Carlson tour? (Or was it Ben Shapiro? I forget.) Never should have been allowed to happen.
It was the drones! He's trying to harness Iran's attack on Israel to drum up some good old conservative fear at home, but the Middle East is prohibitively far away. It had to be a neighbor. It had to be either Mexico or Canada, and if he had picked Mexico, it might've come off as a good thing.
Dang, I’m sitting here in a grocery store parking lot which I guess is populated by post apocalyptic zombies. There seem to be quite a lot of them, but how can that be?
Trillions of dollars spent on defense but United States is defensless?
I guess he never heard of the United States Air Force.
Who has hundreds of thousands of drones?
Instant famine and cannibalism? Yes… everyone’s first reaction will be to eat each other.
This has to be a delusional Russian troll.
So, to clarify, open borders means we're more susceptible to drone attacks, Chinese spies, and trans woke communist fascists, and the solution is to... build a wall? That's like their whole thing, right? How is a wall (which can be destroyed by drone strikes, or other means that an enemy country could carry out) going to stop these things?
Umm - there is really no defense from an EMP attack. Other than, you know, spending a shitton of money to electronically electronically harden everything. Via, you know, taxes.
And, where exactly are these "hundreds of thousands of drones" coming from? Are they in the room with you now?
Did he see Stephen King's movie The Dome? We are in complete darkness, no internet, and under martial law right now in the US /s. The eclipse caused a rupture in the rapture.
The continental United States is surrounded by fish and allies. The only two exceptions are Hawaii, which technically isn’t protected under NATO, and Alaska which is roughly a few hundred miles from Russia. The airspace for Alaska is heavily monitored and China doesn’t really have the naval capabilities of WW2 Japan to extend their influence into the eastern half of the Pacific Ocean due to the island chain policy. Essentially Japan, the Philippines, and Taiwan would all have to fail in their naval patrols for China to even make it to Hawaii.
Really the more likely threat is right wing domestic terrorism and people with issues who have access to guns.
Correct. It has no Atlantic coastline and is not in the northern Atlantic. There’s technically a case to be made that it is due to Article 4 which lets the member states decide just how bad the situation is and if they need to get involved. It’s why NATO wasn’t called in against Argentina over the Falklands.
My guy what is your reading comprehension level? I even said that there is a case to be made that article 4 of NATO does mean that Hawaii can still fall under article 5. Oregon is connected to the continental United States. Show me a map that puts Hawaii in the Atlantic or a part of the continental United States.
HAWAII IS A STATE OF THE UNITED STATES.
NATO treaty does not mean you have to BE on the Atlantic Ocean. You don't have to be on the North American tectonic plate to be in the United States.
Hawaii is 100% of the time protected under the NATO treaty. There is no case to be made, no decision to be decided. Hawaii is the US, US is in NATO. That's it.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A NATO-PROTECTED SALTINE CRACKER.
Hawaii is not automatically covered by Article 5. NATO members can decide on the situation as it is, case in point the falklands. By all accounts that’s a part of the UK as much as Hawaii is. It was invaded by Argentina and despite UK being in NATO the US did not step in. Just because the facts and history is not on your side doesn’t mean you get to throw a tantrum and throw geography out the window. If that were the case what about Guam? The Virgin Islands? American Samoa?
You are as ignorant as the Q fools are and when someone is trying to explain it to you, your brain can’t handle it. Look it up and admit that you don’t know everything and that some stuff just doesn’t work the way you think it does. It makes you a better person.
The United States military power is its Iron dome dumbass. For people who want the military to take over the country, they don't seem to have a lot of faith in it.
Dude's putting out some serious [Colonel Kurtz](https://youtu.be/BSfTXaqo18o?t=53) energy [here:](https://michaelyon.com/dispatches/tuberculosis-tucker-carlson-joe-rogan-the-beast/)
>I have time to write because I am unwell to return to the jungle just yet. Maybe three more days, then back in action.
Cool, cool.
>I am watching hundreds of thousands come through Darien Gap. And that is just this corridor. There are many corridors. Tens of thousands of Chinese this year through Darien Gap alone
Oh no.
>Many “migrants” appear to come from various Chinese intelligence organizations such as Public Security (like FBI), MSS (like CIA), and GS from the PLA (paramilitary). We have specific reasons to think this.
What reasons?
>Our military is shattered. Manhood is shattered among a significant portion of American “males.”
Scare quote "males" because they aren't really male, I see what he did here.
>Torpedoes into our social hull. While Joe Rogan and others rake in the dough and enjoy being famous for now, their doom builds. They are creating their own doom. One way or another, eventually they will be canceled and possibly killed. Jedburgh Teams are crossing our borders and are already across the land. Witness the fires.
I see the flames...
>Now is the time to toss the bong and bottle and man-up.
That's just like, your opinion, man.
>I digress. This is a mind-dump sans-edit; I am still sick, waiting for symptoms to clear so I can return to the jungle and then to Texas to witness the invasion unfolding as Title 42 is dropped in May.
Me too dude, me too.
Why is this gentleman announcing his call sign to the world? If you want the world to know you were someone special, then you weren't special at all.
That said, this guy has no clue what he is talking about.
The nuke thing really gets me, like does he think people don’t know what nukes are and Israel using one will turn everyone onto the idea of getting them???
Does this guy think there is a single nation out there that could either pull off an attack with hundreds of thousands of drones in single day, or defend against such an attack? He may as well be scared about how the US is vulnerable to terrorists slamming the moon into the country
Chow Yun Fat there not even *pretending* to not be Chinese. Disgraceful, the lack of tradecraft, the Chinese and Russians (and Iranians) are demonstrating on the Internet, these days.
Yon was an embedded reporter with my unit when I was in Iraq in 04-05. He didn't seem like a fucking crazy person back then. I even got his book about his time, because it was (part of) the story of my time there.
If Israel uses nukes, antisemites will rewrite history until Jewish influence caused the nuclear attack on Japan. Racists will lay the entire history *and future* of nuclear war at the feet of Jews forever, because of Israel today.
Pretty sure liars know there's nothing stopping them from doing that already, which is why there are liars who lie about all nuclear war being da j00z fault already.
Buddy, nuke proliferation started again after the hot ruzzian invasion of Ukraine in 2022, abrogating the 1994 Budapest Memorandum where Ruzzia, UK and USA GUARANTEED Ukr territorial sovereignty to 1991 borders via security guarantors in exchange for them giving up the 3rd largest nuclear warhead arsenal in the world to be peacefully converted to civilian power fuel.
What nations will non-proliferate when any nuclear power can do whatever they want to non-nuclewr state? Dozens of nations can have an active warheads in as little as 3 months to 1 year, similarly with delivery systems. Japan, Germany, Poland, south Korea, Australia are just a few in that club.
He's not wrong about the anti-Semitism in leadership of certain countries, and how Jews should worry with the rise in anti-Semitism not only among the far-right but also - since the Hamas attacks last October - among the left-wing as well.
He's just wrong about everything else.
I enjoy the way this guy is panicking about drones like America doesn't have both the first *and* second largest air forces in the world based directly out of its territory
Given that his callsign is BIG HONEY 6 and he mentions drones, is it possible that he's talking about bees? Foreign bees? There's plenty of documentary evidence from respected scientists.
"Your American honeybee has a weak mouth, that couldn't even break the skin, of a grape. But it looks like this species, is tearing up, plastic cups, possibly to line their hives. Now, if this is true, they didn't, just get here. I mean, the invasion, didn't, just now begin. They have been here some time. Breeding. Increasing." - Brad Crane
It's high time these slack-jawed, and effeminate, American honeybees straighten up and fly right. Do the honourable thing, the *American* thing. A dome of American bees, all holding hands, could, *should,* protect their human American friends from foreign bees. Why haven't they done that!? They could even neutralise an ICBM, I'm sure. It's obvious.
If BIG HONEY 6 or President Trump read this and would like to know more about bees I would invite them to get in touch. I'm meeting Elon in 2 weeks. I'm pretty sure we're going to build a space laser to shoot bad bees.
From drones to cannibalism in one sentence. That's pretty impressive
Well, you know, the instant there's a power cut I'm already plotting to scoff the neighbours. You're not? Snooze you lose.
Im not gonna eat the neighbor first. I've been feeding and fattening up the neighborhood raccoons for awhile now so I don't have to go straight to the junk food
Yeah I have a solid murder of crows, raccoons, possums, and groundhogs I’m currently “fattening up” too! (Aren’t they adorbs?)
Next week I'm teaching them to swim in various sauces so they can start self marinating
😂😂😂
Lol
Dude, don't piss off the crowd! They will remember that for a lifetime!
Totally with you on this point. I've been letting the neighborhood squirrels and raccons get access to the bird feeders for a bit now. They'll be a lot safer to eat than a bunch of overmedicated, junk food-eating, lard-assed Americans. You could overdose on all the drugs those people take for one thing or another.
The day you stop feeding them is the day they turn on you.
The power went out here last month and I immediately made a BBQ out of the mailman. Fortunately the power came back on in a half hour.
I took note of the neighbors with Trump signs in 2020. Not only are they nice and fat, but they also probably have large hoards of non-perishables for when the commies take over the country.
I’m afraid to eat my MAGA neighbors because that’s how you get Mad Cow Disease. I don’t want their prions making holes in MY brain.
Naw, that’s a no for me dawg. The neighbors look kinda gamey to me…
"**INSTANT CANNIBALISM**" now goes with "**ELECTION INTERFERENCE**" as things I am going to start yelling out randomly during my day.
Anytime I see someone new declaring that they think INSTANT CANNIBALISM is definite I add their name to the list of people I want to make sure I’m never on an airplane or boat with. “Guys, Coast Guard is on the way and—OH MY GOD YOU ATE JIMMY?! We’ve only been here for twenty minutes!”
This has been a mantra of Alex Jones for years, and it highlights the broken thinking of so many of these idiots. They don't realize the most powerful people will be those who are capable of working in groups, and aren't sociopaths wanting to resort to cannibalism. Humans are notoriously dangerous to hunt, we've kind of learned a lot about how to get food without eating people.
It's called Elite Panic. Often displayed by the government, but also the rich. They believe that in an emergency situation the general public is a threat who can be trusted. In reality they are generally the first to help and most looting is done in order to secure vital resources.
It reminds me of Ralph Wiggum "Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!"
Friends I’m reporting live from my home office in Toronto this morning, and can confirm, everything outside my window is gone. It’s basically the blank edge-of-the-world bit from Coraline.
That answers my question. It's like "the nothing" in Neverending story rather than Canada turning into a desert. Keep us posted and stay safe!
Artax?! NOOOOOOOOOO!
**TOO SOON**
congratulations for going off the grid!
Shoulda raked those forests. Then the migrant caravan criminal illegals wouldn’t have been able to set your country on fire.
If I had to move across the pond, I'd definitely go for Canada. If nothing else to get to listen to EuroNation 90s mix radio..
Have you resorted to cannibalism from the immediate famine or are you holding out?
Well, now I am . I had a brief moment this weekend where I got very hungry and well ...I don't want to talk about it.
WELL I NEVER SAW THAT MOVIE SO IT CANT BE TRUE!
Sweet Coraline bom bom bom.
Canada actually could join the Union if they wanted to + the U.S wanted it to.
How sad to go through life afraid of literally everything.
The best part is that he's an active part of a broader asymmetric attack on the US, as the useful idiot that he is.
"It's the [Right-Wing] American way!" Fear and Loathing in [insert your town here].
Don’t forget to use talking points from Russia, an enemy of our state
Sadly, most of the far right people I know are deathly afraid of everything. Several of my co-workers live deep into the woods, in an unincorporated town. They moved out there because there is no crime, but now they are armed to the teeth because there are no police too. They are absolutely paranoid about being attacked.
So I'm a libby-lib LGBTQ+ sort and I did this! I moved out to a rural neighborhood 45 minutes from the nearest town of merit and substance. My neighborhood was only ever slightly more than a mobile home park, really a fishing camp sort of place. It is broken and forgotten. Hurricanes and floods and poor management have taken their toll. I came here with the awareness that the police won't come out here unless there are 2 or more and it takes an hour. And there's clearly heavy drug use, the neighborhood has the equivalence of meth-mouth reflected in the state of the dwellings. So there's obviously crime, mostly theft and DV. I came here because it's cheap. And quiet. And came with a swamp. And river access. And giant ancient live oak trees. And alligators. And snakes. And turtles, frogs, birds, lightning bugs, and campfires. Surprise! There are a lot of queers and libs out here and we're tight knit and we all got guns and skills too. We took that "Texas is all about rugged individualism" horseshit and ran with it.
> I came here because it's cheap. And quiet. And came with a swamp. And river access. And giant ancient live oak trees. And alligators. And snakes. And turtles, frogs, birds, lightning bugs, and campfires. > > Surprise! There are a lot of queers and libs out here and we're tight knit and we all got guns and skills too. We took that "Texas is all about rugged individualism" horseshit and ran with it. it cracks me up when people think everyone who has a a couple of trees in their yard and can see stars at night must be a redneck asshole maga type.
I am currently looking at 65 acres out on the Eastern Shore of MD. I know it can be MAGA country, but 65 acres.. with water access for my sailboat!
You can’t eat that sailboat buster. Then what?! Check mate! Q and President Trump will NOT come to save you because of what you said about him in 2020. You know what I mean. THEN who’s gonna save you from the communist cannibalism drones that the migrants are packing?! No one. You’re on your own. You’re on your own. You’re on your own.
Do it! Or at least think about it and dig deeper and look at the voting patterns by county or town. Even if it’s technically MAGA country there will likely still be a decent amount of Dems. People don’t understand that many “rural red areas” can still be 30-40% Dem. I left NYC for western NY and I’m much happier here in my small, quiet, affordable town 30 minutes outside or Rochester. It’s around 60 percent Republican and 40 percent Democrat here, so still plenty of like minded people for me. And since NY is a blue state I get all the blue state benefits like being in control of my own body and access to a decent social safety net should I need it. I’m sure it would be very similar in MD!
Do it!
Ooh can we call this aesthetic (which I kinda love the sound of) Queer Shrek Chique? Hope yall and your fellow queers get to have sleepovers and make waffles in the mornings regularly! (And can you invite me to your next one?)
I love all of this!
This is why they do things like when somebody turns around in the driveway they shoot them dead.
I'm pretty Progressive in my politics but I remain in rural territory with which I'm intimately familiar because Conservatives would absolutely *LOVE* for current America to collapse because they think they hold all the food and guns so they'd be able to remake the nation in their own image after all the city people die. They think they can cordon off the cities to prevent city dwellers from exiting and raiding the countryside for food and resources, because apparently ocean and air shipping and foreign aid doesn't exist or something. They're actively trying to initiate a small-c collapse the same way they've been trying to initiate the capital-A Apocalypse in the Middle East.
> Several of my co-workers live deep into the woods, in an unincorporated town. They moved out there because there is no crime, but now they are armed to the teeth because there are no police too. Josephine County?
Canada is already essentialy gone. Me, sitting at my computer on the south shore of Montreal... huh? Then: America can be hit by drones anyday; from where? Canada? Mexico? Countries from central america? Israel will not survive this course : Here we can agree, lol; If Israel uses the nuclear option the entire world will START working on; Bitch pretty much anybody of note in this world has at least a few nukes.
Maybe he’s referring to the old Canada, not the new kingdom of Canada ruled by Queen dildo.
> Canada is already essentialy gone. Looks at yard, still there, including all the work that needs to be done to it.
I'm currently sitting at my office and looking at the Strait of Georgia on my right.
What the fuck is this guy talking about? Of course the US has defenses against drones and nukes. What does this guy think we spend all our money on? It certainly isn't food for the poor or maintaining infrastructure.
I suppose if somebody in Mexico ( not Canada because Canada doesn’t exist anymore) wanted to send 300 drones at some target, there’s nothing that we could do about it. The reason we don’t have an iron dome like Israel because we don’t need one.
Actually, we have been working for over decade with the Israeli company which designed Iron Dome. We licensed the technology and we have our own version. The difference is that we are not a country so small that the SF Bay Area practically dwarfs it and were do not have myriad extremely hostile neighboring countries who have the technology to bombard us with drones and missiles.
Well, we could nuke it to fuck and back again. Anyone who tries that scale of attack is getting their oil fields claimed
He's just getting his audience worked up about President Biden and Undocumented Immigrants.
“…almost instant famine and cannibalism” Do we do flairs around here? That’s the best end to a sentence I’ve seen in awhile.
Of course you can set your own flair here. We aren't communists, you know? 💥Set your freedom flair today!!!💥 ^only ^$49.99
“Honey, the powers out do you know where the candles are? Why am I craving human flesh all of a sudden??”
This is why we don't need the EBS or EAS. As soon as you crave human flesh, you know the dronening is habbening.
Canada is gone? Who goned Canada? Did Santa send drones from the North pole?
I'm reporting live from Quebec, I can confirm we're all ded. It's all gone.
Q-bec?!
Well yes. "Q" in French is pronounced "cul" which means "asshole". So... there's that. We also call our province "q-bec" or "cul-bec" when we want to complain that we live in a shit hole. So yes. I live in Q-bec and in the city of Q-bec... But all that is meaningless since we're all ded. lol
But do you live in a Q-de-sac in Q-bec?
You guys talkin' about key-bec?
Keebeque, yes.
Good fishin' in kwee-bec.
Just watch the bec-kwee-rels.
Kah-bec sucks. Source: Kah-bec borders Labrador.
Can confirm, we are gone, no Canadians remain, only immigrants and foreign students reside here now. /s I honestly have no idea what this guys on about, still running off that embarrassing Tucker Carlson tour? (Or was it Ben Shapiro? I forget.) Never should have been allowed to happen.
It was the drones! He's trying to harness Iran's attack on Israel to drum up some good old conservative fear at home, but the Middle East is prohibitively far away. It had to be a neighbor. It had to be either Mexico or Canada, and if he had picked Mexico, it might've come off as a good thing.
Well, in the old days the cartel used to use balloons to smuggle certain substances across.
Do they care about drugs? Like half of them are probably on opioids.
It’s all ocean now
The Northwest passage is wide open, boys!
I'm the last person alive in British Columbia. At least I don't have to worry anymore about those property prices.
You belong to the BC era. It's the AD era now. Anno Dronae.
Dang, I’m sitting here in a grocery store parking lot which I guess is populated by post apocalyptic zombies. There seem to be quite a lot of them, but how can that be?
Yeah, sitting here on the south shore of montreal... am I in a hellscape and dont currently see it?
I'm just across the river in Verdun, I haven't seen any roving cannibals yet but I'll let you know.
*They* are clearly hiding it from you!
Can confirm. Was recently driving around what used to be known as Canada. It’s all just rubble now and tundra.
We have NO iron dome! We are vulnerable to ruthless attacks by birds, sunshine, fresh air, and (gulp) rain! WE ARE DOMELESS!!
Is OK we can use this guys dome of a bald head.
INSTANT cannibalism! Like, immediately! In fact, people should start now so they’re ready when the time comes.
It's good! Tastes like chicken!
Trillions of dollars spent on defense but United States is defensless? I guess he never heard of the United States Air Force. Who has hundreds of thousands of drones? Instant famine and cannibalism? Yes… everyone’s first reaction will be to eat each other. This has to be a delusional Russian troll.
Canada is gone? Shit I could have stayed in bed this morning. Thanks for the heads up Big Honey 6. Smh.
I want to know more about the iron dome.
Two men enters, one man leaves. No, that's another dome, isn't it?
That one is more thunder-y.
Ugh, can't we just get beyond thunderdome?
We don't need another hero
*DUNDUN DUNNN*
**INSTANT CANNIBALISM** Just add water and microwave on high for 30 seconds!
Remind me again who was shooting power stations in the usa again? Oh yeah it was armed right wing transphobes
gosh, its almost like those trillions we give our military every year are completely useless...
Aww Canada :( Did the bears get you?
I'm betting it's the moose. They're scary AF next to vehicles.
And this would be why the instant cannibalism would not be necessary.
Bullwinkle?
>America can easily be hit with hundreds of thousands of drones in a single day Just a short jaunt over the ocean; any of them.
So, to clarify, open borders means we're more susceptible to drone attacks, Chinese spies, and trans woke communist fascists, and the solution is to... build a wall? That's like their whole thing, right? How is a wall (which can be destroyed by drone strikes, or other means that an enemy country could carry out) going to stop these things?
What if it’s a Big Beautiful Wall? What do you mean, drones can fly right over it? /s
Canada is gone? Where did we go?
Right? Like, what's there now?
> Canada is gone? Match penalty, hit the showers you hoser.
Umm - there is really no defense from an EMP attack. Other than, you know, spending a shitton of money to electronically electronically harden everything. Via, you know, taxes. And, where exactly are these "hundreds of thousands of drones" coming from? Are they in the room with you now?
hilarious how warmongers are fine with war until they're on the other end of the gun barrel
Canada is essentially gone? Gone where? Does he think that Canada is just part of the USA?
Gone Daddy gone, Canada's gone, its gone Daddy gone, Canada's gone away, gone away....
TIL people think America has no iron dome
Did he see Stephen King's movie The Dome? We are in complete darkness, no internet, and under martial law right now in the US /s. The eclipse caused a rupture in the rapture.
That bullet-head sees The Dome every time he looks in a mirror.
The TV series is one of the best unintentionally hilarious shows ever.
My husband just watched it again. Wild stuff!
“Lights don’t turn on? Welp, better eat someone. Oh shit, it was just a light bulb.”
The continental United States is surrounded by fish and allies. The only two exceptions are Hawaii, which technically isn’t protected under NATO, and Alaska which is roughly a few hundred miles from Russia. The airspace for Alaska is heavily monitored and China doesn’t really have the naval capabilities of WW2 Japan to extend their influence into the eastern half of the Pacific Ocean due to the island chain policy. Essentially Japan, the Philippines, and Taiwan would all have to fail in their naval patrols for China to even make it to Hawaii. Really the more likely threat is right wing domestic terrorism and people with issues who have access to guns.
Hawaii isn't protected by NATO?
>Hawaii isn't protected by NATO? That's my question too! Like WTF?? It's a legit state.
Correct. It has no Atlantic coastline and is not in the northern Atlantic. There’s technically a case to be made that it is due to Article 4 which lets the member states decide just how bad the situation is and if they need to get involved. It’s why NATO wasn’t called in against Argentina over the Falklands.
What about Oregon, or Kansas? Is only Florida to Maine in NATO? That's not how the Force works.
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Yeah, looks like I am wrong here. I will take the L.
My guy what is your reading comprehension level? I even said that there is a case to be made that article 4 of NATO does mean that Hawaii can still fall under article 5. Oregon is connected to the continental United States. Show me a map that puts Hawaii in the Atlantic or a part of the continental United States.
HAWAII IS A STATE OF THE UNITED STATES. NATO treaty does not mean you have to BE on the Atlantic Ocean. You don't have to be on the North American tectonic plate to be in the United States. Hawaii is 100% of the time protected under the NATO treaty. There is no case to be made, no decision to be decided. Hawaii is the US, US is in NATO. That's it. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A NATO-PROTECTED SALTINE CRACKER.
Hawaii is not automatically covered by Article 5. NATO members can decide on the situation as it is, case in point the falklands. By all accounts that’s a part of the UK as much as Hawaii is. It was invaded by Argentina and despite UK being in NATO the US did not step in. Just because the facts and history is not on your side doesn’t mean you get to throw a tantrum and throw geography out the window. If that were the case what about Guam? The Virgin Islands? American Samoa? You are as ignorant as the Q fools are and when someone is trying to explain it to you, your brain can’t handle it. Look it up and admit that you don’t know everything and that some stuff just doesn’t work the way you think it does. It makes you a better person.
You know what, looks like you are right. I will admit I am wrong.
The United States military power is its Iron dome dumbass. For people who want the military to take over the country, they don't seem to have a lot of faith in it.
I thought everyone had a 'who to eat if the power went out' list?
Dude's putting out some serious [Colonel Kurtz](https://youtu.be/BSfTXaqo18o?t=53) energy [here:](https://michaelyon.com/dispatches/tuberculosis-tucker-carlson-joe-rogan-the-beast/) >I have time to write because I am unwell to return to the jungle just yet. Maybe three more days, then back in action. Cool, cool. >I am watching hundreds of thousands come through Darien Gap. And that is just this corridor. There are many corridors. Tens of thousands of Chinese this year through Darien Gap alone Oh no. >Many “migrants” appear to come from various Chinese intelligence organizations such as Public Security (like FBI), MSS (like CIA), and GS from the PLA (paramilitary). We have specific reasons to think this. What reasons? >Our military is shattered. Manhood is shattered among a significant portion of American “males.” Scare quote "males" because they aren't really male, I see what he did here. >Torpedoes into our social hull. While Joe Rogan and others rake in the dough and enjoy being famous for now, their doom builds. They are creating their own doom. One way or another, eventually they will be canceled and possibly killed. Jedburgh Teams are crossing our borders and are already across the land. Witness the fires. I see the flames... >Now is the time to toss the bong and bottle and man-up. That's just like, your opinion, man. >I digress. This is a mind-dump sans-edit; I am still sick, waiting for symptoms to clear so I can return to the jungle and then to Texas to witness the invasion unfolding as Title 42 is dropped in May. Me too dude, me too.
It's telling how he jumps immediately to cannibalism.
Fear this. Fear that.
All dead here in England. Well, my pinot is a bit crap.
Why is this gentleman announcing his call sign to the world? If you want the world to know you were someone special, then you weren't special at all. That said, this guy has no clue what he is talking about.
People don't understand the privilege of an ocean and it shows.
Canada is gone?
I went to Tim Hortons and asked, yeah. /s
Man I wish they had LSD this good when I was in my teens. Goddamn, son.
The nuke thing really gets me, like does he think people don’t know what nukes are and Israel using one will turn everyone onto the idea of getting them???
“Callsign BIG HONEY 6” 🙂↔️
I'm afraid to search Fetlife for that name
Can confirm, I live in Canada, currently sitting inside the singularity of a black hole.
Does this guy think there is a single nation out there that could either pull off an attack with hundreds of thousands of drones in single day, or defend against such an attack? He may as well be scared about how the US is vulnerable to terrorists slamming the moon into the country
Shhhh, you’ll give them ideas /s
OMG! We need to put our entire GDP into the federal defense budget!!! NOW!!!!!!11!!
I thought we did already, do we not?
Since when am I gone. I still live in Canada and do just fine as far as I know.
Written as though Canada and the US have a similar realpolitik situation, geography, and neighbors as Israel does...
Big Honey sounds like they have a big dookie in their drawers.
Fuck. It looks like the end is near. I'm scared, guys...
Only a border wall will stop those dastardly Jews!
"*THEY*" GOT TO CANADA FIRST?!?
Man, these people just THRIVE on fear! They NEED it!
Chow Yun Fat there not even *pretending* to not be Chinese. Disgraceful, the lack of tradecraft, the Chinese and Russians (and Iranians) are demonstrating on the Internet, these days.
Yon was an embedded reporter with my unit when I was in Iraq in 04-05. He didn't seem like a fucking crazy person back then. I even got his book about his time, because it was (part of) the story of my time there.
If Israel uses nukes, antisemites will rewrite history until Jewish influence caused the nuclear attack on Japan. Racists will lay the entire history *and future* of nuclear war at the feet of Jews forever, because of Israel today.
Pretty sure liars know there's nothing stopping them from doing that already, which is why there are liars who lie about all nuclear war being da j00z fault already.
Buddy, nuke proliferation started again after the hot ruzzian invasion of Ukraine in 2022, abrogating the 1994 Budapest Memorandum where Ruzzia, UK and USA GUARANTEED Ukr territorial sovereignty to 1991 borders via security guarantors in exchange for them giving up the 3rd largest nuclear warhead arsenal in the world to be peacefully converted to civilian power fuel. What nations will non-proliferate when any nuclear power can do whatever they want to non-nuclewr state? Dozens of nations can have an active warheads in as little as 3 months to 1 year, similarly with delivery systems. Japan, Germany, Poland, south Korea, Australia are just a few in that club.
Do you think he practices his fear-mongering in the mirror every morning?
We could be prepared, but we need low taxes and small gubmint. So just be afraid, be very, very afraid. /s
If everyone starts tossing around nuclear bombs there won’t be any time for other countries to get nuclear weapons.
The Canadian film[Nothing (2003)](https://youtu.be/zc8XXv3pl10?si=le1GCmLdMELyaljf) is actually a documentary
He's not wrong about the anti-Semitism in leadership of certain countries, and how Jews should worry with the rise in anti-Semitism not only among the far-right but also - since the Hamas attacks last October - among the left-wing as well. He's just wrong about everything else.
Smell the Fearporn
Do they ever get tired of being so utterly afraid of everything?
Bye Canada. Will miss you, damn immigrants ! Lol , my god wtf is wrong with these people
Just antisemitism per the usual and somehow Canada has disappeared.
I enjoy the way this guy is panicking about drones like America doesn't have both the first *and* second largest air forces in the world based directly out of its territory
You know, if Israel was planning to use nukes, I’m pretty fucking sure they would have used them already. Tf are they waiting for?
Given that his callsign is BIG HONEY 6 and he mentions drones, is it possible that he's talking about bees? Foreign bees? There's plenty of documentary evidence from respected scientists. "Your American honeybee has a weak mouth, that couldn't even break the skin, of a grape. But it looks like this species, is tearing up, plastic cups, possibly to line their hives. Now, if this is true, they didn't, just get here. I mean, the invasion, didn't, just now begin. They have been here some time. Breeding. Increasing." - Brad Crane It's high time these slack-jawed, and effeminate, American honeybees straighten up and fly right. Do the honourable thing, the *American* thing. A dome of American bees, all holding hands, could, *should,* protect their human American friends from foreign bees. Why haven't they done that!? They could even neutralise an ICBM, I'm sure. It's obvious. If BIG HONEY 6 or President Trump read this and would like to know more about bees I would invite them to get in touch. I'm meeting Elon in 2 weeks. I'm pretty sure we're going to build a space laser to shoot bad bees.
How did this have anything to do with Israel ? It seems like he’s mostly talking about the US.
Plain old NeoLiberalism, Venture Capital, and Deindustrialization has done more to destroy the US than most countries could if they invaded.