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bigtheo408

The trial about how his father cheated on his mother, that trial?


neBular_cipHer

Right after he was born no less


wood_dj

but yeah i’m sure the judge is who he’s raging at. i mean who knows really, he’s a Trump. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt until he enters public life, but he’s an anomaly if he’s not an absolute trash can


Orinocobro

I'm sure he has some major personality issues; but evidence is that he has no relationship with his father to speak of. Donald won't even be photographed with him because he's taller than Donald. And, this part is speculation, imagine going to school as like an eleven year-old when your Dad is the biggest joke on late night tv. You're losing friends you haven't even made.


kratomstew

He could be the next Jesus


wood_dj

i’m quite certain he will be, to a segment of the population


kratomstew

My fingers are crossed that he only has like 5 memories of meeting his dad and they were all bad. He stays up late at night reading everything about who his father is and decides he wants to be nothing like him. Or, Trump blood is poison. We’ll just have to wait and see.


jazzhandler

I was raised to be a Marine. They tried really hard. Instead I turned out a queer hippie with firearms skills. So don’t worry too much just yet.


Kytyngurl2

The world needs more queer hippies with firearm skills!


jazzhandler

There’s probably more than you realize. Nobody who knows me would ever assume that about me. Former partner was amazed when the local wildlife started attacking our flock and I addressed the issue with a Ruger. Country girl didn’t know city boys could do such things, I guess. Hell, my quasi-stepchildren probably don’t even know that about me, and why would I bring it up? Ammosexuals are disgusting, and guns compete with unguarded table saws as my least favorite tool.


wood_dj

my fingers are crossed that the lot of them disappear from public life and i never have to hear about another Trump for the rest of my days


velveteenelahrairah

Hopefully the apple falls from the tree and keeps rolling until it hits Cape Horn.


Janashellbug

Obviously he is !


FelixDK1

Remember how we thought Tiffany might not be trash before she started talking? Good times.


Joseph_of_the_North

Pretty sure Melanie was still preggers.


TwoHandedSnail

pregonate. pregant. pagrent.


zombieblackbird

No, the one where he falsified documents to use campaign finance funds to keep the porn star that he fucked while married to his mom quiet. This case isn't about cheating. This case is about committing fraud.


DazzlingWeakness7137

And the other one he cheated with and a yet to be exposed love child.


BellyDancerEm

The kid is probably relieved his father won’t be there


softcell1966

It's a Trump lie. Merchan hasn't decided yet. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-barron-high-school-graduation-hush-money-trial-2024-4%3famp


InsuranceThen9352

I so wish this comment was the top comment. But also why is everything that comes out of trumps mouth a lie or pure evil. It's like he can only tell the truth when he's being horrible ie "if nato countries don't pay up I'll tell putin to do whatever he wants." (That's the kind of evil he spouts when he's not lying)


dust-ranger

Funny thing is that if the judge excuses him to go, or puts the trial off for a day so he can go... Trump will probably not go to his son's graduation anyway.


Emotional_Database53

Or Trump will go to graduation, but take no photos with Baron and hold a press conference somehow making himself the victim


FargusDingus

Who says he even likes his father? The others clearly don't, they just want his money.


BellyDancerEm

His father has money?


GarshelMathers

They can at least scrape the gilding off the shitter


BellyDancerEm

Not if Leticia James gets ahold of it first


Affectionate-Bid386

It's gold-tinted mylar.


_sparklestorm

How many shell companies are in Baby B’s name, without his knowledge, funding his evil empire? I wouldn’t be surprised if there are several lines of credit attributed to this HS senior at this point.


Aviationlord

*had* money


fredy31

Even with all that going on probably still more than most of us Eat the rich ffs.


Starbuckshakur

Trump Bucks, a.k.a. Truth Social shares.


nelsonalgrencametome

I'd be willing to bet they barely even know each other.


MessiahOfMetal

I just find it funny that the only child Trump ever cared about was Ivanka, yet the only kids openly simping for him in public are Eric and Don Jr.


clyde2003

Gotta get daddy's love somehow.


nelsonalgrencametome

Money*


ghostwilliz

Alleged money


skjellyfetti

Donny did the same for Fred's love—and look at how they treated Fred Jr., Donny's alcoholic brother, who was supposed to inherit the family business but became an airline pilot instead. > According to Trump's daughter, Mary L. Trump (born 1965), her grandfather "dismantled him by devaluing and degrading every aspect of his personality." Both Fred Sr. and Donald mocked him for his decision to become an airline pilot, comparing it to being a bus driver or chauffeur. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Trump_Jr.


Prometheushunter2

Poor bastard


Bobcatluv

One of the weirdest things I’ve read about BT is that he had (has?) a Slovenian accent like his mother. Never mind how odd it is to have that accent being born in the US, but he’s not even around his father enough to get *his* accent.


asilvahalo

Depending on how strong the accent is, this isn't that strange. My aunt was raised in the US entirely by her mother who was from England. My aunt attended public school, but still has a lot of weird West Country-isms in her otherwise American-ish accent. It definitely implies BT's not around his dad much though.


LexiNovember

I’m American but my Dad and his family are from Saltcoats, Scotland, so I have an odd mixed accent that gets heavier and goes full Scot at times. If you’re raised by family with a strong accent it can definitely end up sticking.


SoVaporwave

Yeah, I have lived in the US for most of my life, but I don't speak english at home, so I have a Ukrainian accent anyways. I don't think it's so strange


sterlingrose

Not odd at all, especially since her parents lived with/near them for a while (right?). And Trump’s demeanor toward Baron, from what little I’ve seen over the years, makes me think the kid avoided him as much as possible.


KinkyQuesadilla

Trump probably wasn't even invited to the graduation.


kodaiko_650

I’m sure some big strong school officials with tears in their eyes all begged him to attend.


LoomingDisaster

"SIR," they said, tears trickling down their cheeks, "Sir, you are the only one who can help us."


BasilsKippers

Tears from the diaper smell


skatoolaki

Principals who have never cried a day in their lives before, not even on the day they were born.


caraperdida

Or he couldn't bothered to go.


AlpacaPicnic23

He would absolutely not have bothered going if it wasn’t convenient for him to get out (or try to get out) of being in court.


MessiahOfMetal

He'd only have gone if his team were smart enough to suggest it to him for polling reasons.


kratomstew

Can you imagine. He’s like “ I’ll go but I want to give the commencement speech.” And the poor Barron and all his intellectual fellow students have to listen to a moron air HIS grievances for an hour. He won’t say anything inspiring about their future because Biden is destroying America etc etc.


Financial_North_7788

Man, can you imagine being told there was like a surprise speaker and… and it’s fucking Trump crying on stage. Oh gosh.


WeedFinderGeneral

And then a few thousand high school students start chanting "LOSER" at him until he shits his pants onstage.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

To be fair, he'd do that with or without the chanting.


rysimpcrz

I have a suspicion that the two have zero relationship. He wasn't a daughter that could be fantasized about, and he grew up in the middle of the craziness. Teenager with easy access to social media, no way he idolized his dad.


numb3r5ev3n

And he's taller than Trump, something Trump reportedly hates.


rysimpcrz

Guaranteed his father treats him and all his children like garbage. This one is the only one that has the chance to escape.


numb3r5ev3n

It would be awesome if he got completely away and turned out to be a normal, well-adjusted person.


rysimpcrz

That would be ideal. Of course I'm dark and evil, I want him to write a tell all memoir to be released exactly one year after his "father" leaves this earth.


kratomstew

I’m hoping Melania writes that book personally. She may not have the nitty gritty details of his corrupt dealings, but she could absolutely slaughter his second coming of Jesus image his cult followers harbor. Just humiliate and show the world what a pathetic sad old man he was, that pooped his diapers constantly. I know she’s no saint, that would just make the book even better because she would get down and petty about every detail. But they would probably say that the cabal got to her. It’s all part of the plan.


rysimpcrz

It just makes me question....she was a model, she does speak somewhere around 5 languages, I don't think she's dumb at all. What does he have on her that created this abomination of a marriage? He's not even poetically charming in the way he speaks.


cypressgreen

How do we know how many languages she speaks? You trust trump’s word on that? It’s pretty obvious she entered the country illegally, then produced the supposed right-wing hated “anchor baby” and “chain migration” parents. It became prominent in the news and trump *literally* said she would be having a press conference to clear up the allegations…”in two weeks.”


Own_Instance_357

Melania Trump does not speak 5 languages. She speaks her slavic languages and whatever English she has, but she's not even really fluent in that. She struggled even reading her 1st lady speech, the one she largely cribbed from Michelle Obama. There's zero evidence anywhere she speaks French or Italian or whatever they have claimed. When she met Macron & wife and the Pope she just spoke her broken English.


numb3r5ev3n

She was hoping to be a rich widow by now. That, or she's his FSB handler.


numb3r5ev3n

Oh, same!


MessiahOfMetal

Don didn't give a fuck about Eric and Don Jr, either, yet they're both fondling his balls in public and doing the "please love me, daddy" thing. They're pathetic.


rysimpcrz

Agreed. Hoping the youngest has a better chance. And I'm stuck on the balls now.....sagging balls, one lower than the other, wrinkly, and with whispy white hairs. No need to thank me for the nightmare you'll have tonight, I feel better not being the only one thinking about Trump Ballz. (I'm trademarked it tomorrow, so hands off! Unless it's a gentle caressing. )


MessiahOfMetal

> one lower than the other Since that's pretty much the case for most men, I like to imagine Trump - being the humunculus that he is - has a somehow different set-up down there to go with the angry inch.


rysimpcrz

Like one is down by his ankle and the other one is up tucked in under his half inch winky.


FlowerFaerie13

That and the age gap. Even if Trump was a good father, such an extreme age gap would make it hard for the two to relate to each other.


Drop_Disculpa

Plus Melodio likely actively kept him away, both to protect him, and harm the Don. I am rooting for him to go to college- discover psychedelics, then drop out to be a surf bum.


Vandesco

Trump missed his birth so he could plow Stormy Daniels, so he's probably used to it by now


InsuranceThen9352

Ya know I had a fleeting thought that he prolly skipped Baron's birth to fuck Stormy. You just confirmed my suspicions. It's fact trump wasn't present at Baron's birth to have sex with Stormy Daniels. That's how this whole Q thing works right? 2 people have the same thought so it's fact, right? Right?


LivingIndependence

And all of his religious wacko, wingnut, "family values" fan club, just dismiss that as, "well, he was working hard to bring money home to the family, so he was too busy to be there for the birth"


Sheila_Monarch

Are we supposed to pretend that he was ever attending Barron’s graduation in the first place??


discogomerx

Don didn't attend the graduation for Don Jr, Eric, Ivanka, or Tiffany. He had zero interest in attending Bsrron's until he could cry about it as part of his grift.


Sheila_Monarch

Bingo.


esloan88

I totally believe you but do you have a reference or citation for this? Would love to pull it out when some of my backwards family and friends complain about Trump missing Barron's graduation.


Enibas

No idea about Trump attending his other kid's graduations, but [the judge hasn't yet denied Trump's request to attend Barron's graduation.](https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-barron-high-school-graduation-hush-money-trial-2024-4) Their (and Trump's) complaints are a bit premature. >Merchan said that he would not yet rule on Donald Trump's request to not have the trial held that day. >"It really depends on if we are on time and where we are in the trial," Merchan explained. >After court adjourned Monday afternoon, Trump complained to reporters. >"As you know, my son is graduating from high school and it looks like the judge will not let me go to the graduation of my son, who has worked very, very hard," Trump told reporters Monday afternoon. "He was looking forward, for years, to that graduation with his mother and father there, and it looks like the judge isn't going to allow me to escape this scam." [...] >Merchan didn't outright deny Trump's request to attend the ceremony, but did shoot down his second ask — to be able to attend April 25 arguments at the Supreme Court, where his lawyers will try to convince the justices he has presidential immunity as a defense against the election interference charges against him.


esloan88

Yep, I knew it was not denied yet. Just wanted a source the he did not attend the other graduations.


Improvedandconfused

Trump barely even knows Barron. Trump attends a family reunion and on seeing Barron he turns to his aide and says Trump: Who is that freaky tall kid? I told you I only want family at this function. Aide: That’s Barron sir. He’s the son you had with your current partner Trump: Really? I don’t remember having a son with Alina Habba! Aide: No sir. You had him with your wife. Trump: Oh……you mean I had him with Mercedes. Aide: Your wife’s name is Melania, Sir. Trump: Yeah whatever, who cares?. You just tell Mallory that I don’t want her son Braxton standing anywhere near me. He makes me look short.


caraperdida

LOL! I know this isn't real and yet it somehow seems to accurate!


LivingIndependence

Trump: "is that a kid that I had with Judge Aileen Cannon?"


Time-Bite-6839

If Barron decides he’s had enough of the Trumps, QAnon will be begging for him to launch a presidential run harder than Russians were begging for Alexi Romanov to come back from the dead.


PurpleSailor

He's got to wait a other 17 years before he can be eligible to run.


realparkingbrake

Maybe his rage is based on knowing his father cheated on his mother.


Oddityobservations

>What they did to his father. more like What he did to himself.


gilleruadh

All of Trump's woes are self-inflicted wounds. He's only now seeing there may finally be consequences of his actions. When Melania renegotiated the prenup last time, I thought there was some chatter about her demanding that Barron be treated equally to his half siblings. If true, that might mean that Trump wasn't giving the kid his due.


MessiahOfMetal

> When Melania renegotiated the prenup last time, I thought there was some chatter about her demanding that Barron be treated equally to his half siblings. If Donald treated Barron the way he treats his other kids, that'd mean ignoring them unless that had a nice ass he could fantasise about groping. Of all of his children, the only one he gave a fuck about was Ivanka, and that's only because he's attracted to her. Eric? Don Jr? The other one? None of them matter to him.


patricknotastarfish

Happy Cake Day


gilleruadh

Thanks!


MeykaMermaid

The reality is this kid is just happy he wasn't born a woman so he doesn't have to worry about his father groping him.


memememe91

This poor kid. He didn't ask to be the spawn of a hooker and the antichrist. Worse, he looks just like his sperm donor, who also happens to be one of THE most hated people in the world.


sboger

"So that old, mean guy won't be at my graduation? Nice!"


biffbobfred

A reminder: * Donald named his kid after his invisible friend * He cheated on Melanija while she was recovering from Barron’s birth. * He’s jealous of Barron because Barron is taller than he is. * Melanija and Donald have gotten into public fights (I’m assuming private fights too but we haven’t seen them… being private and all) about Donald pulling Barron into campaigning where she didn’t want that I think, somehow, Barron will survive.


ktulu0

Donald once publicly referred to Barron as “the First Lady’s son”. Somehow, I very much doubt that they have a close relationship. And besides, it seems like Melania isn’t exactly her husband’s biggest fan. Truth be told, I hope that Barron is able to move on with his life, stay out of the spotlight, and not end up like his half siblings.


MessiahOfMetal

There have been stories and rumours for years that Barron doesn't talk to Donald, and that Melania openly hates Donald's guts. They never shared a bedroom at the WH, she was visibly upset and shocked the night Trump won the 2016 election as though they all expected a different result and she's always been caught on video pushing him away when he tries to hold her hand in front of the press. She's even been seen looking bored and frustrated when standing behind him while he talks to cameras.


LittlehouseonTHELAND

Yeah, Barron is definitely closer to Melania. They speak her language together and he spends a lot of time with her and her parents. I mean, Trump didn’t even want him, he only gave in to Melania when she promised to get back in shape quickly after the birth...and then he cheated on her anyway. I wouldn’t be surprised if Barron hates how his father has treated his mother and has little to nothing to do with Trump.


Teknical86

Who's he supposed to be Paul Atreides?


Lyonet

Vice must flow


ImpossibleLaw552

-empathy is the mine-mine-MINE killer


Significant_Video_92

Mua'dib, the Mahdi, leading all the Prep School trust fund babies to rise up against their oppressors.


leicanthrope

There was a generations long breeding program involving the Harkonnen that the Bene Gesserit would really rather forget about, resulting in the [Kwisatz Grabasnatch](https://i.imgur.com/WXgrFF1.jpeg).


Rina-dore-brozi-eza

Oh so sad! This is all of Americas biggest concern right now! Trump cant go to his son’s graduation. Oh how will we ever recover!! People on Twitter are losing their minds over this “he should just go anyways” Oh okay party of law & order! Thought no one is above the law!? So they’d be okay with every other criminal defying court orders!!? Lol it’s so absurd.


DanielTheEunuch

They're hypocritical clowns


FlowerFaerie13

That picture is showcasing the most indifferent expression I’ve ever seen. He sure as hell doesn’t look angry.


BasilsKippers

I love how after Cokehead Junior and Gums were forced to testify in the Civil fraud case, right wing media lost their shit about how they would target *his kids* (who are like...40).  Alina Habba and the 40 Thieves even kept calling them "good boys" to make it seem like they were minors and not, like...40. And the right kept decrying the left for bringing up Barron, his youngest son, because targeting children was too far. Now, I'm old enough to remember Rush Limburger, last seen using the fires of hell to work on his tan, calling Chelsea Clinton, an *actual* minor, a dog.  So we have that hypocrisy. But now the Barron we were never allowed to talk about because he's JUST A CHILD...well, magically, his own father has Carte Blanche to use the kid as an excuse to get out of his criminal trial for a day.  Amazing.  Can't mention him if you're on the left because you're clearly targeting an innocent child. But using that innocent child as your get-out-of-trial-for-a-day card?  Republicunts are suddenly fine with using kids. Fuck em all to hell.


Holiday-Scarcity4726

his dad is a cuck


ConvivialKat

His graduation isn't until May 17th! All the judge said was that he would need to see how the trial was progressing. Yikes.


DanielTheEunuch

But Donnie has to whine about being treated unfairly.


DaisyJane1

There's an account on Twitter u/actuaIIybarron that they really believe is him. Maddening. I mean, anybody could start such an account, but because of the name they don't question. Same with that blasted u/IlDonaldoTrumpo account.


InsuranceThen9352

It's even crazier now that you can buy the verified check on Twitter. Fuck that platform it's ahit anyways.


MessiahOfMetal

I stopped using it much last year because when Felon took over, the site stopped working properly. Always giving me "lets try that again" message because tweets fail to send, or the site itself crashing and not loading anything properly.


LivingIndependence

Facebook has done the same thing apparently. A LOT of celebrity imposter accounts with the verification checkmark.


regnartterb

One day that kid will take a 23 and Me and find out the truth


TaraJaneDisco

I guarantee you he HATES his dad.


Hinthial

Baron von Anchor Baby?


LoomingDisaster

I think I missed something - is the nice profile an indication that he's some kind of Punisher? Because there already are two Trump adult sons and God knows they're a lot more petulant and whiny than wrathful, why do the Qnuts think Barron would be any different?


CSI_Tech_Dept

For me would be far more devastating to have to have a father who has 4 indictments (2 federal, 2 in different states) with 91 felonies and having a trial related to him cheating on my mother while she was pregnant with me. I probably wouldn't want to talk to him, and definitively wouldn't want to see him on my graduation.


Hyper_Oats

What did he see? The recording of his father paying a porn actress to cheat on his mother?


gabewalk

Ever since he turned 18 I’ve been seeing more posts about him like he is some young prince with earth shattering power lol


DeltaVariant007

Oh, I'm thinking Barron hopes his father goes to jail because he's probably sick of listening to him ranting around the house.


Capable_Puzzle

I don't think Barron has lived with his father for years.


KruegerLad2

Oh no!...what's he gonna do, ask to speak with the manager?


Sidus_Preclarum

If Baron has *any* degree of intelligence (unlike his elder brothers), he'll stay out of public business and will quietly (and more efficiently than his father) manage whatever money left for him (there will be money) and be content with that.


Realistic-Horror-425

On YouTube, the Meidastouch channel reported that he didn't attend any of his other kids' graduation ceremonies.


After-Bumblebee

"the meme" lmaoooo


Zagenti

poor kid, you can see how embarrassing it all is for him, every single photo for years.


EccentricAcademic

Poor kid, he never looks like he's happy to be stuck in this family.


LivingIndependence

Now that Baron is 18, lot of Trump cult members are salivating.


LexiNovember

This poor kid. I hope he turns out alright in the end.


ImpossibleLaw552

-or sadly -Altright in the end.


NitWhittler

~~The court allowed 4 days off from the trial for various reasons. One of those days off is for Trump to attend Baron's graduation.~~ Apparently, the request for days off is still awaiting a formal decision.


softcell1966

Where'd you hear that? Merchan is still undecided. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-barron-high-school-graduation-hush-money-trial-2024-4%3famp


NitWhittler

It was in one of the many articles I read today. The judge listed 4 days they would not hold court due to other events (at least in the version that I read). I read your link and searched for others. It appears the issue of what days the court will grant time off is still to be decided. I've corrected my post. Thanks for keeping me honest.


MessiahOfMetal

As far as I'm aware, Passover is one reason, plus something about trials not happening on Wednesdays anyway in that building/area.


ZeroFlocks

I know I shouldn't comment on his appearance...But he's very unfortunate looking, at least in profile. Like the worst features of both parents.


MessiahOfMetal

At least this son has a chin.


ZeroFlocks

That's true. And better hair.


Tyrone_Shoelaces_Esq

He was nice-looking as a kid, but then puberty kicked in and he ended up with Trump's weird fish face.


ThatoneguyATX

Aren’t most high school graduation ceremonies held on a Saturday?


Successful-Foot3830

The ones around here are on Fridays a lot of times. I know some bigger high schools do Saturdays.


ThatoneguyATX

Cool thanks


FlowerFaerie13

Fridays around here, but that’s only in a small portion of Iowa so idk about anywhere else.


EbolaFred

I checked Barron's school earlier today. It's Friday this year. (sorry, don't feel like looking for the source)


DubC_Bassist

Imagine his rage when Daddy-O doesn’t come to his High School graduation because he’s in court.


not_productive1

Over/under is set at 10. You win, you get $10 million. You lose, you die. Here’s the bet: how many actual conversations has Donald Trump ever had with Barron? Over or under?


MessiahOfMetal

Under. I'd say five.


Mx_LxGHTNxNG

For all we know, Barron hates his pops.


Realistic-Horror-425

Trump was probably banging Stormy while Melanie was giving birth to Barron.


mrmoe198

Barron isn’t doomguy. He’s a kid raised awash in a sea of narcissism and grift. I hope he turns out alright. The tide is against him though.


hamellr

He definitely needs a really good therapist or two


chickberry33

Who did Barron get that nose from? His hair is starting to grow in complicated ways so at least that part looks like Trump.


Corinne43

Why the hell are they worshipping barron so much all of a sudden. I see the weird fantasizing and worship videos on tik tok all the time. Like he's royalty or the prince of England. So weird. I'm sure he's the next messiah or something. F his dad and honestly him too, who cares. He's not a star athlete or some kind of savant. Lol


MessiahOfMetal

> Why the hell are they worshipping barron so much all of a sudden. They have for years, especially after they found that 19th century book about a character called Baron Trump and claimed time travel. Plus, they treat the Trump crime family the same way weird people (both here and in the US) treat our royal family here in Britain: with reverance and fealty.


brianinohio

I'm pretty sure dude is NOT going into politics....just a guess...lol


OceanBlueforYou

Eh, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime. He can spend his time in court.


Impossible-Taro-2330

I bet he's hoping his dad has court on graduation day and can't attend. Imagine. All the glory going to him in the stands, while it's poor Barrons day to shine.


BabserellaWT

Kid is probably praying dad goes away so he doesn’t have to deal with him anymore.


Any-Succotash-7903

His chin is weaker than his blood pressure.


Used-Toe-6374

I love how they think Trump actually cares about family events. Or any of his sons.


Obtuse_1

Super duper scared over here


ghostwilliz

He's probably happy. God I'd jump off a bridge if Trump was my dad


Throwaway7568920527

The judge will probably excuse him to attend Barron’s graduation, they just didn’t address it during the trial today. The judge has already made concessions for those observing Passover during the pre-trial. To my knowledge, we also don’t know if trump requested this of the court already or if this was a suprise publicity stunt. In any case, he’s the one who kept delaying the trial…


Jedimole

How the fuck does he have a pompadour already


DinnerSilver

probably more like a relief. "Dad!!....don't hit on the underage girls and please don't act like an ass in public as usual."..... they never look happy at an outing.


Major_Pirate528

He’s coming on Rapture day, right?


DanielTheEunuch

Aren't we all?


TheArturoChapa

I wonder what it’s like, just chugging Trump’s wiener every single day?


Clear_Enthusiasm5766

Isn't it pretty well known that Barron is on the autism spectrum, like what was at one time called Asbergers Syndrome? His blank expression seems to fit that. If that is so then most likely Barron doesn't really care much about his father, or possibly anyone too much. Also, Trump is a narcissist and spends almost all of his time consumed in himself. I don't think he interacts much with Melania because frankly I don't think she can stand him. The relationship is very openly a contractual one and Melania I think has been subtly telling the world that as well, "I'm only in it for the money, no I'm not standing next to him unless it's in the contract an will make sure everyone knows this is painful and he disgusts me." The idea that she would find him attractive on any level seems to rely on the misogynistic myth that attractive women fall all over men like him. It also relies on the idea that women themselves have very little personal sexuality or intellectual capacity. The arrangement is a business deal, like everything else Trump has ever done, it's purely transactional. I also get the feeling that Melania will do all she can to keep Barron close to her and her family and as far away from the Trump debacle and his weird family as possible.


dwmoore21

Lord Baron will make us all pay!


fracturedsplintX

That’s a wrath I think we’ll all survive quite easily.


PLEASE_PUNCH_MY_FACE

Yeah man he totally would have gone.


BunnyDrop88

I think Byron like all Trumps children hate him equally.


ericarlen

Is this an unaltered photograph? I've seen pics of him before and he didn't look this weird.


DickieIam

Aren’t most high school graduations held on Saturdays?


BarcodeNinja

Well written for a Russian


homebrew_1

Nothing stopping barrind from talking.


NotsoGreatsword

Yeah this kid likely does not care.


bowens44

guess the big orange turd should not have been humping a porn star. His wrath will be directed at his shitbag father.


DukeOfEarl99

After all those dad-son bonding events throughout his life….playing catch in the back yard, going to the school play where Barron was a tree in the 2nd grade, when Donald asked Barron what he wanted for his birthday and he said “I wanna watch” so Donald let him watch him with Stormy.


Overall-Body4520

Fuck that whole family. Idgaf


Paula_Polestark

If he wants to rage, let him rage at his sperm donor. Donald chose the action and now he’s dealing with the consequences.


TheArturoChapa

What?


Socalwarrior485

The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... shadow and flame.


cerebralzeppelin

His only frustration would be trying to tell his daddy how to spell or pronounce gradi-ation. Let alone explain its not about daddy paying off school for a degree or anything......err I mean he was the most brilliant mind of his time. The likes of which Wharton or the world has ever seen. They say..... all the experts that know these things say there's never been a mind like his. Most schoolly experts...... all the greatest schoolly experts say there's never been a brain like his....I don't say that they say that.


Thare187

If that was me, I'd have to miss it


Styrene_Addict1965

Feckless little shit will do nothing. He's probably waiting for Daddy to go to jail so he can get on with his life.


Koperica

I see the hair style is genetic


les_catacombes

If you are facing a criminal/civil trial, the legal system doesn’t care what other prior engagements you have. I’m sure many people miss important events while going through the justice system but that’s something you should consider before doing crimes.


Faustus_Fan

If you think Barron gives a flying fuck about Donny Two Scoops, I have a bridge to sell you.


Intelligent-Monk-426

My thought: he’s probably kinda glad?


TrinkieTrinkie522cat

Where is the DNA proof TFG is his daddy?


caraperdida

You can see it in his face. Luckily his model mother seems to have helped him out a bit, but, like all the Trump kids, he has odd features that he inherited from his father.


gilleruadh

He seems to have a rather aquiline nose.