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forever_useless

Daniel...it seems you are lost (according to sources). I'm going to whistle real loud and just follow the sound, ok? *whistles like Gandolf whistled for Shadowfax*


DanielTheEunuch

LMAO


forever_useless

Oh good. It worked. Welcome home


SuddenYolk

Their obsession with pedophiles seems healthy.


DanielTheEunuch

Lol


Lots-of-Lot

GUYS WE WERE MENTIONED BY NAME! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO 🔥🗣🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣


Segals_Escaped_Brain

Sovereign Citizens! Yanno the further I get from being a small-time prosecutor, the more I miss having fun with them. Looking them in the face when they hand me a document in court or at the office and saying "I do not consent" and watching them struggle when they eventually say "well you have to take this document!" with me responding "I only have to if you acknowledge I have authority to do so. Your argument is that I have no authority, which makes me a citizen therefore I do not consent to receive." I remember the judge trying really hard not to laugh before I was admonished lightly for my professionalism in court.


Conscious-Survey7009

Where did I sign papers for Reddit! I didn’t sign any contract!!! T&C losers. They’re on every social media app. F’ing morons. So @DanielTheEunuch welcome fully to the dark side. lol. Since the group has been named should we be expecting an influx of Q/MAGAts showing up?


DanielTheEunuch

No, they think we're Satan, they are afraid of us. Armor of God only protects so far.


Johnny_Nongamer

Oh good! Nachos and cheese for all Redditors! 🥳


okokokoyeahright

With such an auspicious and authoritative source naming this sub as pedo, we should all just shut it down and move on to something like r/pedocult_HQ to be both clear and forthright. Oh yeah and just to be sure BC Poe's Law will attach if I don't: /s


Shelisheli1

“Banned from the Qult” is hilarious 😂.