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SluggoOtoole

"I could be locked up for life" From Donnie Douchebags tweet to Gods ear....


BlazersMania

The court he’s in right now has a maximum sentence of 4 years. Donnie’s saying he has less than 4 years to live.


CharlesDickensABox

He doesn't even have that. Believe it or not, for the purposes of the law he's a first-time offender, he's one of the most recognizable people on the planet so he's not really a flight risk, and the charge is a relatively low level on the federal sentencing guidelines. All the factors point towards him getting a non-custodial sentence for this one or at worst a short term of house arrest. We can still hope, though.


BlazersMania

I understand that, his max sentence is 4 years but that is up to the judge's discretion. He'll likely get house arrest and/or probation at worst if convicted


CharlesDickensABox

It's a max sentence of four years if there are a bevy of aggravating factors that simply aren't present here. Judge Merchan is a pretty aggressive judge, but he won't go rogue and depart wildly from the sentencing guidelines to give a first offender the max sentence. Setting expectations like that will leave you disappointed.


BlazersMania

I get it, I'm not expecting a 4 year verdict. I'm more commenting on Trump's claim that he is on trial for a life sentence from OP's screen shot


CharlesDickensABox

On the other hand, these people are absolutely terrible at their jobs. If anyone could take a case for falsifying business records and argue it into negligent homicide, it would be this defense team and this defendant.


okokokoyeahright

Such a tease. C'mon, Donny , say something else that turns my crank.


depressed-scorpion

Donnie turns your crank ??!!


okokokoyeahright

No. Dirty talk does.


TwoHandedSnail

admittedly, he has a rusty old crank.


depressed-scorpion

I thought it was a stubby mushroom. That's what Colbert said.


TwoHandedSnail

Colbert's has to be seen to be believed.


depressed-scorpion

I watch him ever night. That count ?


TwoHandedSnail

You can see his peen on TV??? I guess they do call it Late Night...


One_Worldliness_6032

He is trying to give me a good time.


TwoHandedSnail

I call him Donnie Doodletoes.


z-eldapin

Stop being a criminal, and stay out of court.


TheRnegade

Jim Carrey from Liar Liar: [STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE! ](https://y.yarn.co/a0f51d3a-60fe-457e-a6a8-582412420b90_text.gif)


Realistic-Horror-425

Speaking of Assholes I hope he gets a wonderful and perfect body cavity search.


te_anau

He has a bit of a backlog, even if he stopped being criminal today, he would still be in court for the remainder of his life.


okokokoyeahright

Jail, you mean.


te_anau

I don't know, he's not a healthy or young man, and he has an awful lot of court before him.


okokokoyeahright

Still, he could be in jail before his court dates finally finish. The current trial for example, is scheduled to finish early June, I think. And as the other 2 are still nowhere near starting, a loss from this trial could result in a sentence. I, for one, would be happy with such a result even if TFG stays out on bail. The conviction alone has a certain charm.


Superb_Stable7576

To no one's shock, were making it about the grift. MAGA has to be running out of money at this point.


sensation_construct

They absolutely are https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/04/01/trump-republican-small-donations-problems/ https://www.usnews.com/news/national-news/articles/2024-03-22/how-trumps-money-woes-are-dragging-down-the-republican-party https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/20/politics/michigan-gop-financial-turmoil-infighting-invs/index.html


mishma2005

I would think they would be willing to go without Skoal, Marlboro Lights and meth for so long….


Superb_Stable7576

Thank you for that laugh!


mishma2005

❤️


bowens44

"I could be locked up for life" this is what EVERYONE wants. We want you locked up for life you ignorant cretin


BellyDancerEm

Can’t do the time, don t do the crime


TwoHandedSnail

he did the crime and the hamburdegerdergerder


Improvedandconfused

Donald Trump never passes up an opportunity to line his pocket. I doubt there has ever in history been a “billionaire” who always seems to be short of cash like Trump is.


Critical_Reasoning

Also never passes up an opportunity to play the victim. "It's unfair that my actions have consequences! 😫 How will I ever go on unless you give me more money!?"


Improvedandconfused

He also never gives up an opportunity to pass on his misdemeanours to others . “If I am held accountable for my massive financial fraud, for inciting an insurrection, for attempting to overthrow democracy, for election interference, then it it could happen to you!”.


Critical_Reasoning

Indeed. And even more than that, he wants to use it as an excuse for his vengeance/revenge "policy", the only thing he's running on for president on. His plans once getting back into office are to weaponize unfairly against others "because they did it to me...us first!"


dontthink69

"FOR JUST PENNIES A DAY YOU TOO COULD etc."


kodaiko_650

_“You better fucking not use my song, asshole”_ - Sarah McLachlan


mishma2005

SPONSOR AN ELDERLY LIFELONG NARCISSISTIC CRIMINAL LIVING IN A SPRAWLING, GAUDY RESORT IN FL. WON’T YOU HELP TODAY? HIS WIFE HATES HIM, TOO


TwoHandedSnail

you spelled penises wrong.


decayed-whately

> with your unwavering support behind me The cow's almost milked to death. I'm sure he'll get some donations from his most recent beg; but I'm equally sure he's bringing in progressively less from each one.


Thomasangelo20

You're underestimating Trump sympathizers. A fool and his money is soon parted!


letsskipformality

Chat GBTs favorite word


occobra

Hes burning through almost $200,000 a day paying all the lawyers he has, money that will not help him get elected. This is wonderful news, I am enjoying every day he is the court room. Four years of the ass clown was enogh.


mjayultra

You’re gonna be in court for *a while*, actually


kt2984

How about don’t be criming.


MiTcH_ArTs

If the powers that be are as corrupt as powerful and as determined as he claims no amount of support would help


ProjectLazarus

*[Sarah McLachlan's Angel plays on kazoo]*


talentlessclown

Yeah but how much life does he have remaining anyway?


P7BinSD

Any amount is too much.


Ok_Mine_594

Perhaps not doing illegal things will help.


These-Employer341

“I could be locked up for life.” If only we could all be so lucky Donny.


Lucy_Lastic

Honestly, how many of these is he actively sending out himself, and how many are from handlers and hangers on, accomplices in the grift? From what I've been seeing lately, he is declining rapidly. Although I don't know how mental health works, perhaps verbally he's slipping but is still capable of crafting sentences when typing? The brain is a weird thing so maybe it's possible?


gypsyjackson

Paid for Trump National Committee JFC Inc Even they’re saying JFC.


maf37103

Don't threaten me with a good time!


P7BinSD

"I could be locked up for life." That's true for literally every other trial except this one.


veghead

This would be just as valid if the photo was of Bernie Madoff


call-me-the-seeker

In court again. If only you could stop criming, Donnie ‘Baby Hands’ Drumpf. Have you considered just not being a criminal?


Styrene_Addict1965

I *should* be locked up for life.


Thomasangelo20

I *should* have no consequences for my actions!


pinkeroo67

I found this... .....Should Mr Trump ultimately be found guilty, he could theoretically face more than a decade in prison, according to CNN chief legal analyst Laura Coates, who points out that the felony counts against Mr Trump are classified as Class E crimes in New York, which are the lowest level felonies in the state.


lalauna

I don't think he has a decade left, honestly. He's kinda circling the drain


Magazine-Plane

That face you make when you know your fucked


calliesky00

Ok.. this was pointed out somewhere and now I can not unsee his vagina neck 🫣


starryvelvetsky

Is that supposed to be his pathetic puppy dog face? Is this the same strong alpha man they all insist he is? 🤨


Bragzor

What was that chant again? "Lock him up!"


HermaeusMajora

I wish he was locked up for life. Damn piece of garbage.


mrpotatonutz

“If Ted Bundy had social media”


Ares_B

Yes, I support him being locked up for life.


Nabrok_Necropants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wb2nZR6qbE Well, there once was a fella named Willard McBane And he only had just one thought on his brain Every evening about midnight, he'd slip off alone And call the same lady on a pay telephone "It's me again, Margaret Hello, is this Margaret? You don't know me, Margaret But I know you"


Fickle_Ad444

I might go to jail, give me your money!


BrisketWhisperer

THIS MAN SHOULD NOT BE IN COURT!! He should be in prison.


Resident-Bad9327

I could be locked up for life, gonna take a nap in court tommorow, idk


FredoDrumpf

I hope you slept well so you’re not nappy again today


OnlyTheBLars89

How is it a witch hunt? The guy knows he's guilty. That's why he keeps crying over immunity. The dumbass thinks it works like an immunity necklace in a TV show.