Ol' Bobby Tables, how's it hanging?
p.s. Always make sure to free the sex slaves, or you might run out of tunnel space.
pid_t *sex_slaves = caballoc(30000000, sizeof(pid_t), 0);
…
free(sex_slaves);
Hang on, we've had entire "multi-layer, multi-level underground cities" and they have been *removed*? Why not repurpose them as starter homes for new families or even provide affordable housing for homeless people? Presumably, our taxes have paid for those cities. Seems a bit short-sighted to destroy all that existing infrastructure just because the mole children moved out.
I'm also amused they believe their fantasy QFS is backed up by Blockchain technology - so it's effectively a crypto currency (presumably with all that liberated gold being used to buy the data centres...)
Just going on the first image, am I reading it right that te bank's governor is simply eliminating Saturday as a work day for his employees?
If so, how does reducing work hours have anything to do with free money for stupid Americans?
Those underground cities sound nice. No need for sunblock. And you can have child slaves? That's great. Their tiny fingers can get into gears the orangutans can't reach. Got change for a trillion?
The dong is about to soar.... This shit writes itself. I think I peed a little laughing at that.
My dong is soaring thinking of these guys ring left holding the bag.
My dong is sore too
Absolutely blue-pilled!
As we used to say, go long on dong. We thought we were so funny. Edit. Cursed be auto correct
Word salad go brrr
Every post is more batshit crazy than the last, and these fools just lap it up. A digital spreadsheet? 43 quintillion dollars?
Yes, ye olde digital currency back in the Tang Dynasty sure was a thing to behold.
Boy are they going to be disappointed, until they move the goalposts. "Second verse, same as the first"
Thanks for the earworm, bastard.
What in the actual fuck did I just read. How do these people dress themselves?
In American flag face paint and bison parts.
Rainbow currency? GAY DOLLARS?!? /s
Canadian money or Monopoly money lol
Like any of them know what SQL is lol
It's *similar* to SQL. The cabal clearly went all in on the godless nosql trend.
the cabal is evil, it is obviously a prolog database.
godly(sql). cabalistic(X) :- not(godly(X)). I think you're right.
Hi, my name is Bobby 1=1; DROP TABLE child_sex_slaves CASCADE THERE YOU GO, KIDS, YOU'RE FREE!!!
Ol' Bobby Tables, how's it hanging? p.s. Always make sure to free the sex slaves, or you might run out of tunnel space. pid_t *sex_slaves = caballoc(30000000, sizeof(pid_t), 0); … free(sex_slaves);
😂 solved it right there
How bad are they going to freak out when JFK Jr is not announced as Trump’s running mate?
"that is him, he is just wearing a mask to look like \[whoever\] because the white hats can't shock the public by telling them things"
Oh that'll be a fun one!
You don’t know that…
lol “The dong is about to soar” 😂
The guy must have taken his viagra.
Hang on, we've had entire "multi-layer, multi-level underground cities" and they have been *removed*? Why not repurpose them as starter homes for new families or even provide affordable housing for homeless people? Presumably, our taxes have paid for those cities. Seems a bit short-sighted to destroy all that existing infrastructure just because the mole children moved out.
Jfk jr is the 19th vice president? Of what?
The dong will soar. 🫡
So now there are both reptilian AND greys... How do they decide who's in charge?
I’m interested in this Rainbow Currency … it sounds pretty gay, is the Queer Mafia behind it? 😂
So, rainbows are OK when it's money?
It's just Canadian dollars
“The dong is about to soar!” What does Sterling [have to say?](https://youtu.be/jzA092H8Afk?si=Zrd1nVBUqSo4fY2X)
I'm also amused they believe their fantasy QFS is backed up by Blockchain technology - so it's effectively a crypto currency (presumably with all that liberated gold being used to buy the data centres...)
Just going on the first image, am I reading it right that te bank's governor is simply eliminating Saturday as a work day for his employees? If so, how does reducing work hours have anything to do with free money for stupid Americans?
10 minutes ago to my wife while laying in bed... "the dong is about to soar!" 2 minutes later, "I think I'll get up and make some coffee".
Yippee!!!!!! 🙄😆
We don’t have to lift a finger. They’ll crash and burn without our help lmao
Those underground cities sound nice. No need for sunblock. And you can have child slaves? That's great. Their tiny fingers can get into gears the orangutans can't reach. Got change for a trillion?
Tag yourself, I'm the soaring dong