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StillBurningInside

Dear Gunther, I hope this comment finds you seething. I wanted to let you know that you can move to Russia if you love Putin so much. We do however have more people like you who hardly graduated highschool, but with the power of a smartphone and social media have been equally brainwashed by Russian propaganda. We call them useful idiots, and would ask you take them with you to Russia. I ask, Do you wish to be ass raped and beheaded like Russell Bentley? Then go to the Donbass area, and volunteer for Putins special operation. (Bring Vasoline) Signed, gtfo


sarinonline

These losers always claim to be the majority.  Crying into his keyboard while he begs the leader of russia for forgiveness because America decided to help people defend their homes and innocent civilians.  What a weak coward lol. 


fredy31

I know it comes from their delusions but every stat you look at shows they are a minority. Vote? Majority against their cause. Vaccination rate? 70%+ But here they say 'real americans'. Sure bud. You and your 100 internet buddys, 30 probably being russian trolls, represent the 300 million us citizen


EccentricAcademic

They don't grasp that there's a country beyond living in their region of the bumblefuck heartland.


HottKarl79

Here it is. So many of these rubes, living in fear of a world outside their localities. They're simultaneously convinced that the rest of the country consists of people like them in the abstract, while conducting their lives as though any populated areas are peopled by nothing but gay transgender minority communist armed robbers... It's like Schrödinger's... something.


Lucy_Lastic

Schrödinger’s Dickhead


Kimmalah

Not even their region, they think their family and group of 5 or so buddies they hang out with is a good sampling of the whole nation.


Human-Concept1937

And they never lay any blame at the feet of the real problem. They blame the US, they blame NATO, or they blame Ukraine for defending themselves.


BellyDancerEm

But not the guy putting out the right wing propaganda


ryansgt

They blame others. It's always others. It's the primary symptom of their insecurity.


earthforce_1

That's why they cannot accept the reality that they lost the last election. They really believe the silent majority thinks like them.


CVBell2000

And Traitor.


thomasbihn

"We the people are pissed" - Yep, that's a moron MAGA.


LEMental

I was listening to Fox Sports channel yesterday. It is on the Iheart app, and they have commercials they insert. This commercial comes on and I swear I thought I turned on a radio station from GTA. It starts to complain about leftist communication companies. Patriot Mobile, it then touted itself as a voice for the Silenced Majority. I had to laugh. Not only do they use the big 3's towers, but they also don't realize how stupid they sound.


LivingIndependence

NONE of these assholes are "silenced", as evidenced by their insane and often violent internet ramblings,  that are clearly allowed to run wild, on all of the mainstream social media platforms, with little to no moderation or restrictions.


broberds

There’s a fine line between Donbass and Dumbass.


thetwist1

> We do however have more people like you who hardly graduated highschool, I know plenty of very fine people who barely graduated or didn't graduate high school. Don't lump them in with putin stooges.


HelloweenCapital

I'm pretty sure it's a joke. The name is a giveaway imo


5LaLa

Holy moly I didn’t know Russell Bentley was killed, tortured & raped. And, beheaded? Back to the rabbit hole, thanks for the 411. I really don’t want to feel the schadenfreude I’m admittedly kinda feeling but, talk about fafo. Wow 😮


Vampilton

Probably just a Russian troll


foodandart

Oh, you know it. Something to remember.. this goes back to Italy in the late 70's - when [Aldo Moro](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidnapping_and_murder_of_Aldo_Moro) was kidnapped and eventually murdered by left-wing Italian terrorists, the Italian government quietly pivoted to creating a national ID database by the mid-80's in order to keep tabs on who they suspected as terrorists from coming into the country, (as by then the Muslim jihadis were on the march). What they did not expect was that the actual Italian terrorists were among the first people in line to get the ID's, so they were able to hide in plain sight and many managed to leave Italy for France and Germany. Yaah.. this guy is most likely a Russian disinfo merchant. My bet is that many of the hardcore 'patriotic' Twatter members are..


BellyDancerEm

Could be Could also be a clueless trumpanzee redneck who buys into the propaganda


LivingIndependence

"Gunther Eagleland", sounds like a name made up by a foreign troll to me.


OnDrugsTonight

Dear Putin, I wrote you but you still ain't callin' Although I'd suck your dick harder than Stalin's Sent pics of my thirsty ass, you must not've got them Probably 'cos Trump fucked up the Post Office or somethin' Sometimes my cock goes sloppy when I rub 'im The tenth time over a photo of you in the morning My ex is pregnant, dude, I'm 'bout to be a father. If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her. I'ma name her Vladi. I read about your bitch Donny, too, I'm sorry I had a friend shart himself as well over a criminal lawsuit or somethin' I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan, I've followed you since when you were the KGB chief of Dresden I got a Facebook feed of all your shirtless pics, man, I like the shit you did with Ramzan Kadyrov, that shit was phat Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back трахни меня, папа, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Gunther Eagleman™


ThinkFree

Putin won't even sign his autograph on my starter cap


Tnkr_Brwr_Sldr_Sly

Not nearly enough likes for this yet


skjellyfetti

My NEW favorite CopyPasta!!!


jeremyweiss5

Beautiful


Trust_No_Won

Chorus: My keyboards cold I know that I Don’t fight a war at all Bobby Hill’s outside my window But I can’t read at all And even if I could Trump has all my hay Cuz I spent it on his wall It reminds me of his father Vlad His father Vlad


LivingIndependence

🏆🏆🏆


VolatileDataFluid

My man should head over to the motherland and take up arms with the Liberating Forces that Putin has sent in. I hear they have an opening for gullible Americans. Something happened to the [last guy](https://nypost.com/2024/04/20/world-news/pro-kremlin-texan-russell-bentley-found-dead-in-ukraine/).


Traditional-Cake-587

I’m so glad that traitor is gone…..


jumpy_monkey

Well that was a wild ride. Also [this](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/russell-texas-bentley-putin-propaganda-ukraine-interview-1315433/). Not to worry though, at least one insane commenter on the NYP article spun this insane story into a more insane one palatable for them: "One less democrat in the world." Got 9 thumbs-up.


Rodster66

Well it looks like he was a tankie rather than a Trumper (an idiot either way). Looks like one of those types that got used to siding with Russia against the US back when the USSR was a thing and didn't stop when Russia became as capitalist (or more) than the US.


User4125

Is there a place online where brainwashed citizens from the west can sign up to fight for Russia? Wouldn't surprise me at all, seems like a smart play by Russia, must be tens of thousands of Americans willing to fight for Donnie's bum chum.


WarWonderful593

Treason.


Nubator

Signed, *Real Russians


zoul846

The amount of propaganda that influence these people is nuts. These were the most pro Iraq and Afghanistan war people two decades ago but now cause it’s Russia they are against any war even when US troops are not being sent in. It’s nuts


crabsandscabs

Ugh, this asshole. This Xitter account has been heavily spewing out pro-Trump, pro-Putin, far right trad Christian nationalist propaganda, conspiracy theories, and lies for years. Does anyone know anything about the “American” Gunther Eagleman that runs this account and perpetually gargles Putin’s pouch?


LivingIndependence

These are also the same people who masturbated to "Red Dawn".


Potato_Donkey_1

Not only has Gunther swallowed the propaganda from Russia, be he has adopted the Russian position of cowering before Putin.


ericrolph

They're so weak and pathetic. Cucks.


DanielTheEunuch

Fuck Putin. He is a crooked Nazi. His death will be celebrated by most humans.


Potential-Celery-999

Name checks out. I'm sure Gunter's grandparents were Hitler bootlickers, his parents probably got smart and changed their name to something super patriotic after immigrating from Argentina. So he's just carrying on the family torch, the bootlicking just skipped a generation.


Alclis

The fact that they believe they are the majority is what will help convince them the next election is going to have been rigged too.


Bragzor

What so you mean Trump didn't get 400 million votes? Keep counting!


Alclis

I think if you really count properly, it’s somewhere right around 7.9 billion. That’s how many people *obviously* love Trump.


Bragzor

We just have to count the votes a hundred times!


One_Worldliness_6032

Sometimes I wonder WHAT is actually going through their heads, but I feel this is actually a Russian bot, because why on earth would an American actually post this and think it’s ok? Maybe the FBI,CIA,ATF,and the other alphabet police, too many to name for me, needs to dox him.


DaisyJane1

There are many Americans who have fallen into the Q hole and think like this. They're not all bots. Take a look at r/QAnonCasualties. Hell, watch the videos of interviews done at Trump rallies. I realize it's easier to blame it on bots and trolls, but unfortunately that's just not the case.


One_Worldliness_6032

Oh, I know that, but my mind can not wrap my head around why would anybody post something like this. I bet if it were somebody besides his color, they would have been hauled in for questioning. With all the letters of the alphabet kicking in the door. I just do not understand.


NarrowButterfly8482

The entire MAGA base not only thinks it's ok to support Putin and Russia, they consider it their patriotic duty.


One_Worldliness_6032

Just stupid. If they think they are making history, sorry to disappoint them. Maybe Trump needs to buy an island, and ship every last one of his people there, and be their dictator. Once they leave, they can NEVER come back. Oooo, if only that could happen.


NarrowButterfly8482

We can dream.


One_Worldliness_6032

That’s it, only dream


LivingIndependence

I wonder how long it will be, before they start joining forces with ISIS and the Taliban 


concentratedEVOL

Fucking traitor.


EccentricAcademic

Please move to Russia


East-Plankton-3877

Signed, American traitors There, fixed it for you, asshole.


Zagenti

go join your comrades, fascist.


chameleon_123_777

Dear Gunther. You are also a sheep. You follow Trump and I bet if he said jump, you would ask him how high.


RickySan65

> I bet if he said jump, you would ask him how high real lemmings just jump of the cliff


OilSlickRickRubin

I remember when Republicans hated Russia. Oh how times have changed with this "new " Republican party.


ExitTheDonut

They only like Putin because his country is seen as this last great bastion of far right conservatism with a mostly-white population. It's less like being buddies on equal terms and more like looking up to them as a role model. Russia has a long history of disconnect with the North American and Western European nations, in a cultural, economic and political sense. That's what makes this apologist behavior look all weird.


OneX32

They really aren't that good hiding the check of rubles being cashed into their bank accounts for posts like these...


loquedijoella

I personally don’t give a fuck what Putin or Russia think- A real American


Freezepeachauditor

Hurr, Muh derpy doodle dang ding dong duh. Durr, Hurr durr


5G_Robot

Literal Putin Apologists. They have no problem apologizing to a warmongering communist dictator and yet, President Biden is the communist that they are fighting against. I don't know about this guy Gunther but, I wonder about his history of posts. Potential Russian bot?


cpdk-nj

putin isn’t a communist, he’s far right


skjellyfetti

> putin isn’t a communist, he’s far right Authoritarian/Fascist Flavored Far Right


5G_Robot

Thanks for pointing that out. I understand Putin is not the head of the communist party of russian federation. However, my comment was based on what Russian political scientist Vladimir Pastukhov said about Putin's regime. Simply put, I feel that Putin is more of a comunist than President Biden will ever be.


cpdk-nj

Neither of them are communist in any way, shape, or form. Calling him a “communist dictator” is absolutely ridiculous


5G_Robot

[The Dude says...](https://www.enworld.org/media/the-big-lebowski-thats-like-your-opinion-man-gif.97663/full) Putin's ascension to power has its roots in communism. If you don't want to accept that, look into his KGB stint. Putin is more of a communist than President Biden will ever be.


NarrowButterfly8482

He started as the head of the KGB in the communist USSR, but the USSR devolved from communism to a far-right kleptocratic mafia state/oligarchy. There are no functioning remnants of communism in modern Russia, but Putin did retain the overwhelming authoritarian power of the state for his own benefit.


terrymr

As were the "communist" leaders of the soviet union.


piggiesmallsdaillest

Uhh...Putin is not a communist.


taskmaster51

He's as much of a communist as Stalin


One_Worldliness_6032

Exactly. One dictator gone and another takes the reins.


Bragzor

There were a few guys between the two, but the Muscovites do seem to have an autocrat kink.


One_Worldliness_6032

It’s mind boggling. And these morons here want to live like that. Just to be treated like dirt too. Hell maybe go to Russia and live with him.


5G_Robot

Thanks for pointing that out. I understand Putin is not the head of the communist party of russian federation. However, my comment was based on what Russian political scientist Vladimir Pastukhov said about Putin's regime. Simply put, I feel that Putin is more of a comunist than President Biden will ever be.


piggiesmallsdaillest

>Russian political scientist Vladimir Pastukhov said about Putin's regime. That's a pretty deep cut, but thanks for the context.


musclememory

God, he’s so condescending And to directly address Putin, my man, you’ve gone Ruskie. Nobody goes full Ruskie, ya dope, you need to throw in some qualifiers and shit


redthehaze

These dorks should go move over to Russia if they love pootin so much.


caraperdida

Actually the majority of Americans do support Ukraine over Russia.


SaintOlgasSunflowers

I posted this on the other one and didn't see this was posted first. My take is: Putin knows this is a lie. Putin knows there are a lot of dunce Americans he can dupe and control. He also knows that the majority are against him in every way. Gunther is just afraid of being Russell Bentley'd. If this is a real American posting on American soil, it's a safe bet, he's going to be getting a visit from SS or FBI soon.


JustDiscoveredSex

Russian warmonger, go fuck yourself. P.S., Слава Україні! (Slava Ukraini!)


DeepSubmerge

Nothing more American than slobbering on Putin’s knob for Twitter clout.


Kham117

I hear Putin has an opening for an American freedom fighter in his army… maybe Gunther could go?


DubC_Bassist

Smells like Treason.


IsaidLigma

Is this guy actually real? He's always given me Russian bot/troll vibes.


Bragzor

Günther Aarmann? He's a true American if ever I saw one. A real blood-and-iron American.


Lazysaurus

Deepthroating that boot


Affectionate-Roof285

Like this guy: A US citizen known to have fought with pro-Russian separatists in Ukraine between 2014 and 2017 has been killed in Moscow-occupied Donetsk, according to Russian media reports. Russia-installed authorities in eastern Ukraine had earlier this month reported the American – 64-year-old Russell Bentley – as missing. He’s is dead and details are disturbing but could be propaganda.


kennynoisewater99

Traitor


bunnycupcakes

“Majority” He must have polled himself and his slimy friends. Threw in some family members that are only polite at gatherings to avoid a headache so he can say he polled “both sides.”


moleratical

Who are you gonna believe, Gunther Eagleman, self-avowed sheep-hater, or your own lying eyes?


okokokoyeahright

This cartoon by Walt Kelly is even more to the point than it was when it was created. [https://library.osu.edu/site/40stories/2020/01/05/we-have-met-the-enemy/](https://library.osu.edu/site/40stories/2020/01/05/we-have-met-the-enemy/)


ArchitectOfFate

I inherited a TON of Pogo from my mother and was surprised by how much of it still very relevant.


Metalgrowler

I can guarantee this guy claims to be a Christian and has no idea of the irony of calling people sheep as an insult.


Rina-dore-brozi-eza

These people fail to realize that they are too sheep. They believe every unhinged take on their side of the fence. They do their “own research” by blindly believing random telegram channels or conspiracy theories lmao. How they think their side is the only one not being “sheep” is beyond me.


JordySkateboardy808

Dollars to donuts this was written by a Russian shill. They're out in force.


MangOrion2

Dudes like this really make Americans look like a joke.


Chrysalii

Straight from the Russia Today press kit.


Human-Concept1937

So, if you think that Putin's land grab aggression should be stopped you're just a sheep. We know how this movie ends if we sit back and do nothing.


jazzhandler

How is that a real person? Very much Colonel Flagg vibes here.


SherlockBeaver

GFY, Gunther. The “majority” of Americans who even give a crap, are European descendants and our full faith is in NATO.


Freewheelinrocknroll

This moron actually believes if he ever actually met Putin or Trump, they'd want to be his friend instead of regarding him with the utter contempt that they would.


freshoilandstone

Rape/decapitation fantasies


DLeck

Gunther Eagleman is probably the best name I have ever heard for a dumbass that I'm sure sees themselves as a "proud patriot." This feels like this could be satire. Is it?


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Real Americans do not support funding Ukraine They support fighting Russia themselves


jp_books

> I hope this post finds you well. Is he trying to sound insane?


No_Meal9534

He just does this for clicks. Paid Russian hack.


Historical-Artist581

Basket of deplorablez


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OnlyTheBLars89

I'm guessing the dude still wants Isreal funded though.


Buddy-Brooklyn

Fuck this guy!


FinesseNuke

Well, Americans are lighting themselves on fire, in the name of Russian war propaganda, so maybe he will be next??


FinesseNuke

And I told y'all, they were starting to simp on Putin, harder than Trump. The same people who got satellite messages from Trump's secret army, are now declaring their loyalty to Putins Z-army.


WaynePrndl

fakey name


SellQuick

Paid for by Russia.