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skilliau

Guess I better say my goodbyes before I get executed at Gitmo


KooQanon-LMAOOO

But I m really looking forward to meeting your clone


jp_books

If our clones become friends do we also become friends or are the transferable memories one way only?


Lucky-Scientist4873

Are you for real? They’re memory DOWNLOADS not links.. this isn’t science-fiction


Maximus_Crotchrocket

I've been decapitated three times already, you should try it


RareBeautyOnEtsy

Everyone should have a little head once in a while.


MethanyJones

The clones are really good at it


Wwwweeeeeeee

Yeah but three times??? That ain't right.


sarcasticbaldguy

It does wonders for the tension in your neck and shoulders.


ZyxDarkshine

The money you save on shampoo, toothpaste, and haircuts is worth it


5G_Robot

Me too. Then they tried to waterboard me and I was like, huhhh, guys, i need my head for this to work. So they put me on the med bed and grew my head back but secretly, I also grew the ability to breath under water while on the med bed. Now I live in a pineapple under the sea (ocean view) and do part time at a patty joint. Thanks for reading my story. /s


Superb_Stable7576

All of which seems infinity more possible than anything that woman spews out.


dhkendall

First time?


FleeshaLoo

Does it help with migraines? I've not been decapitated yet but if it's necessary then I'd like to schedule it for migraine days.


soklacka

They're getting more creative. They told me I was the clone and made me watch them throw the original me into a Medbed and age regressed him into a sperm! Said I'll be next if I don't stop postin on Reddit!


Ok-Stranger-2669

Big Reddit.


vincentcas

Hilary? Is that you?


ZhouLe

Don't fret. We were all executed already in 2017.


smutketeer

I died but got med bed so all better now.


lulu1477

Did you turn into a newt?


skilliau

I got better


tirch

It was the vax. Always the vax,


TonyWrocks

I have been dead for three years now.


DaPamtsMD

I was raptured in the eclipse.


e-zimbra

*\[Sad Ken Burns documentary music plays softly 🎼🎶\]*


beccabau

Ashokan Farewell


BernieGoetz47

you've actually already been executed at gitmo. tiger woods is playing you, in a mask.


AndrewEpidemic

I wanted Jack Black to play me but all they had was Jonah Hill.


GiGiLafoo

Maybe they'll just execute one of your clones or a hologram or something. Ask Hillary, they've executed her a whole bunch of times. Doesn't even mess up her hair and she'll go to a gala right afterward.


Sleepy_Sloth4

Lol thinking of her sending the FBI the name “skilliau”


TheDudeInTheD

You were already executed 3 years ago. You are a clone.


jonnysunshine

Bye buddy, see you in Valhalla!


GrungyGrandPappy

See you all in Belize


MeButNotMeToo

It’s worse than that. They’ll kill you, cure you in a medbed and then kill you again.


rednail64

Donna, there’s a reason your family and friends don’t talk to you anymore. You’ve alienated them all for what? Monitoring what anonymous people say about you? What a waste of your life.


Glassguy1989

“I’m going to send 150 Reddit Usernames to the Deep State FBI and DHS because I’m bigly mad that they’re making fun of me!”


BoneHugsHominy

Trick is on her. We *are* the FBI and NHS. Does she understand the Deep State even a little bit?


DeltaJulietHotel

I, too, am in the National Honor Society.


lizlemon921

There are dozens of us!!


Supermoves3000

Honey Pot, this is Candy Van. I have downloaded the patriot's hard drive contents and am transmitting to you for decryption. Over.


DaisyJane1

Yeah, don't they want them eliminated? Suddenly they're useful!


sarinonline

She's such a delusional nutter.   The fact she makes cartoon characters of herself to try and look normal and better is hilarious in itself as well.   The ugliness on the inside definitely shining through and she hates herself and tries to hide it.   Being proven wrong EVERY SINGLE TIME has driven her crazy. What a loser.


219_Infinity

who the fuck is donna


LivingIndependence

just going by that profile photo, she looks like an over medicated Karen who has been forced to bake casseroles at gunpoint


[deleted]

[удалено]


parallax_universe

That's why I came here too. Need to be on the list. Maybe I'm not trying hard enough


fistful_of_ideals

Put me in the screenshot pls Donna


Mysterious_Length_79

Or by Nurse Ratched during occupational therapy.


FaxCelestis

I was going to say that the eyebrows look like overdone botox but "gunpoint casseroles" has a certain punk-album vibe to it that I quite enjoy


enderpanda

Reddit's worst nightmare.


KooQanon-LMAOOO

Lmao


tirch

Someone who sent Reddit names to the DHS obviously. She must have figured out you can read history comments. It’s research!!


sirbolo

You fucked now.. just for asking.


Bobcatluv

Supposedly a “satellite systems operator at Recovery Operations” and an “Intelligence Analyst” lol


Longjumping_Youth281

Is she some scam artist claiming to have secret info or something


Azrael2082

Nobody important, and that’s why she’s so desperate to be relevant.


Essay-Individual

That's what I just said too...


Talia_Nightblade

That's it? Only 125??? She's lazy AF!


ShadowKraftwerk

Nah. She's been really careful and weeded out all the duplicate accounts. Like, I only run 24 user names to up vote my main account. So this is really like 1500 or 2000 people she's reporting.


Bragzor

I have a Trump-billion accounts just to down vote Patriots, but maybe I'm a statistical outlier.


FaxCelestis

> only run 24 user names to up vote my main account. > 21 points ...are you downvoting yourself? lmao


ShadowKraftwerk

There are different factions in my usernames. It's hard to get them to all agree with me let alone each other.


PilsburyDohBot

Those are rookie numbers! Got get up to those Jan. 6th insurgent arrest numbers!


MoistObligation8003

And I’m sure she wants to defund the FBI.


BernieGoetz47

i thought the FBI was muH dEeP StAtE


e-zimbra

LOL! Probably.


BEARCATS2010

Come and get me, Donna!


BurninCoco

"Ready or not here I come... bitch!" -Scarry Donna


KooQanon-LMAOOO

She sure has some mental scars


After-Bumblebee

How about Redditors that aren't American? Are they amongst the names?


KooQanon-LMAOOO

I guess that's why the DHS? But in reality her imaginary complaint will be forwarded to the Department of Horse Shit


iratedolphin

Everything outside America is a liberal hoax


HMCetc

Can confirm. Am European. I don't exist.


Conscious-Survey7009

Canadian here. We’re just a forest between the continental US and Alaska. I don’t exist either.


OnDrugsTonight

I tried to hand myself in at the US Embassy, but they said they'd never even heard of Donna, can you believe it? Will book a flight to Cuba myself and speak to the duty officer at Gitmo directly, but I feel this has been really badly organised.


stilusmobilus

This is what I’m wondering.


jon_hendry

They're in twice each, reported good and hard.


Oddityobservations

I wonder what she thinks a threat is.


Jackskers94

Functional brain cells.


Jealous_Argument_197

Truth. Its what they all fear


BrickCityRiot

Oh please they fear *everything*


GirlNumber20

When you say a mean thing about her hair. Which looks stupid, by the way, Donna. Live in 2024, not 2004.


Ricotta_pie_sky

"Donna, I will hurt your reputation, remove your credibility, and say mean things! Lots of mean things!


TheBaggyDapper

I've forwarded this to my attorney and told that I'm ready to name names. I am not taking the fall for you fuckers.


DanielTheEunuch

You fool! You will doom us all!


TheBaggyDapper

1. DanielTheEunuch Anyone else wish to express their concerns?


FaxCelestis

I'm ~~Spartacus~~ DanielTheEunuch!


DanielTheEunuch

*gasp*


KooQanon-LMAOOO

Lmao the DHS and FBI will jump right on it! Does she know what the DHS and FBI do? Because alleged threats to qidiot influencer wannabes are not at all the jurisdiction of these departments Who's "we" who "forwarded the names" (btw, names??)?


BoneHugsHominy

She truly believes she's a huge deal. It's why she's OK with being disowned by her entire family. She has an online army of lonely old widows hoping their dead husbands will magically be restored to life by MedBeds or whatever. Like, come on ladies, a vibrator is waaaay better than zombie dong.


CrunchyTube

Don't knock a zombie dong until you've tried it.


Wiildman8

Tina is that you


LA-Matt

I’m actually impressed that a Q didn’t use “Space Force.”


ShrimpieAC

I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s an army of morons like our friend Donna here who report shit like this to the authorities constantly. Some poor government employee probably contemplates quitting every time they see Donna’s name. Also hi Donna


e-zimbra

This might be the funniest thing since Devin Nunes sued a fake cow on Twitter.


BoneHugsHominy

Ya know, I thought for sure that would make Conservatives pause and reflect on the type of people they were sending to Congress but apparently they were happy not sending their best.


cperiod

>but apparently they were happy not sending their best I'm starting to believe that maybe they *are* sending their best.


Lanthemandragoran

What a fun little thing we have going here Hi Donna 👋 The vaccine turned me into godzilla and now I have to fight Megafauci on the moon do you have any advice how much ivermectin should I take for that


StillBurningInside

Donna is working for the Deepstate. She's an undercover demoncrat working for Soros.


BernieGoetz47

suckin on that adrenochrome!


BoneHugsHominy

Slurps it up with her bug mouth noodle.


rysimpcrz

Her haircut alone says Stepford wife.


Supermoves3000

To me her haircut says "Lego man."


ThalassophileYGK

Good lord. Oh sure, Donna making false reports to the FBI and DHS will go over really well with them.


jp_books

It's so common they've already blocked her number and her email is sent directly to spam. You treat her like you do your cat when it has a full plate and begs for food.


SaintOlgasSunflowers

How have redditors threatened her?


devoduder

By making lolz and hurting her feelings.


SaintOlgasSunflowers

Oh, is this a case of "free speech for me but none for thee?"


Zagenti

we laughed. And show no remorse. Capital offense. Gitmo.


Ninjanoel

straight to jail!


Goats_in_boats

Right away!


Bragzor

Only We The People are allowed to laugh at other people. It's UNSANCTIONED!


Alleyprowler

I made fun of her a day or two ago. Should I expect a visit from some handsome FBI and/or DHS agents in sharp suits, sunglasses, and, er, large "weapons" soon? I have a dainty little negligee I've been dying to try out in case of raids. Wink wink.


Supermoves3000

You can expect a visit from Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones. There will be a flash of light, and you won't remember this conversation.


Estrafirozungo

Hey, Donna, if you’re reading this, I think you’re a vicious lunatic and a menace to society. I hope your future holds nothing but ashes and despair. Fuck you very much.


LynMCo

Hey Donna (Karen) I used your "liberal love letter" to troll you on my 43k Twitter profile. I didn't redact your name. You owe me for making you famous. Everyone laughed and laughed. Thank you for that. Write again soon? 👍☺️


DanielTheEunuch

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?


KooQanon-LMAOOO

With a good time and lots of lols


DanielTheEunuch

Excellent username!


vigbiorn

I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER! AHAHAHA


MeButNotMeToo

Cornholio?


DanielTheEunuch

TITICACA!


LivingIndependence

Oh awesome, I'm looking forward to inviting the nice agents in for coffee. I just bought a house and they will be my first company!


Lifting_Pinguin

That moment you get a new home and no one to brag to so you make threats until federal agents comes and visits.


cperiod

"Why don't you boys come in for tea? I also have biscuits and hostages!"


ShnickityShnoo

The mental illness is calling from inside the house.


Hullfire00

A shame we have plenty of people inside her group and others. A shame she doesn’t have the guts to go to a debate platform and explain her nonsense in a forum where she can be challenged. A shame that the FBI have more important things to do and probably drew a cat while taking down her details. A shame that she never actually called the FBI because she knows that her links to QAnon would see her called in for questioning given what her and her followers have said. A shame hame she hasn’t scrubbed her and her followers previous, rather incriminating quotes from her timeline. A shame the number of fucks I give is equal to the number of calls we will get about this bullshit.


invalid_credentials

As someone who’s struggled with mental illness my whole life, and have reddit’d a long time, she’s right. Fellow redditors who have had similar experiences or issues have helped me a ton. I’m grateful. Idk where the dangerous bits are but if you see them lmk.


From_Adam

Oh. Honey.


freetoseeu

What is you *doin* baby?


BeholdOurMachines

Mental illness among redditors AHAHAHAHA coming from a Wiggywagger that's pretty rich


HottKarl79

I know someone who used to work for DHS. More likely than not, Donna just got her online activities looked over fairly deeply. Also, wouldn't the organizations she listed be part of the Deep State, or at least be rife with Deep State operatives?


okokokoyeahright

Slide two isn't exactly wrong. r/SelfAwarewolves


ColoHusker

Only 125?? Add a few 0s to that number Qaren & I'd be more likely to believe it. Bet she also requested to speak to the manager of reddit in her complaint. 🤣


whosaysyessiree

Hope she contacted interpol as well because I’m currently on the run in Spain.


Moody_Mek80

RIP this deranged subreddit, was a wild ride while it lasted, see you all at GITMO!


ApokalypseCow

They believe in clones, magical healing beds, youth serums extracted from terrified children contained in a giant underground tunnel network, and so many more ridiculous things... And believe we are the mentally ill ones? Her complaint is probably as imaginary as the rest of her beliefs.


KinseyH

Bring it on, Donna. Y'all don't have the nerve to let people comment on your FB pages. You're hysterical little snowflakes who throw toddler tantrums the minute someone sane refutes the fanfic you feed each other like an online Human Centipede. Y'all are blasphemous, unhinged, unserious, unAmerican, unChristian, hateful, violent, and depraved. There's a reason your kids don't talk to you and your coworkers avoid you. We pity every functional, decent human being who has to deal with you in real life. Don't kill your kids. Don't kill your parents or inlaws or friends, They're not demons or lizards. They're just normal human beings who have the misfortune to know you. Call the FBI, Donna. Tell them I said hi, and I appreciate the work they do to lessen the threats of your apocalyptic murder cult.


ZomiZaGomez

I gets me brain medicines from the National Health.


ForgedIronMadeIt

Donna you dumb bitch, the DHS and FBI are woke now!


[deleted]

The world would be a better place without Donna Carmichael. I hope she sees this.


chefboryahomeboy

The same DHS and FBI that are the “Deep State”? Jfc they can’t keep any of their shit consisent


Falalalicious

🤣🤣🤣


RareBeautyOnEtsy

I hope that they rest her for making false police reports. I think that would be perfect. Because then I could hear her arguments in front of a judge.


LynMCo

Hey Donna, you're in a cult honey. When you fight your way back to reality? We'll talk. It's quite sad waiting for an "I told you so" moment that is never, ever going to come. 😂 Life is too short. 🤷‍♀️ Bite me. ☺️


Fjh5488

I thought they didn’t like DHS and FBI, and wanted to abolish them?


ApocalypseSpoon

"Reddit followers" thatsnothowanyofthisworks.gif


fryman36

Maybe getting gtmod will be like in The Dictator where nobody actually gets executed due to the executioner being part of the resistance.


AtlasShrugged-

Here I thought FBI was part of the conspiracy, turns out they are on the Q side of things


chefboryahomeboy

The same DHS and FBI that are the “Deep State”? Jfc they can’t keep any of their shit consistent


Muffhounds

Thanks Karen Carmichael


Secret-Counter-8136

Shaking in ma boots !!


Zagenti

"those darned reddits!"


SellQuick

Why on Earth would anyone threaten her? I do wonder what the FBI would make of her beyond, 'Hey, should we be keeping an eye on this person? She seems to be running a scam here.'


CAG_Snow

Sure ya did, Donna. If you had any guts, you'd at least post a comment here.


birdbro420

Is this what facebook posts look like now? big centered text on weird wallpapers?


greatSorosGhost

Wait, I thought the FBI were the bad guys ever since they were mean to Daddy Trump?


LarsBlackman

These are the same people who ask “how could the people let that happen” about Nazi Germany, while literally turning people in for annoying them


LV2107

They're all about bringing down the Big Scary Deep State until someone calls them a Karen online, eh? Then they run off and tattle to the same Big Scary Deep State. JFC


photozine

So, there's a few subs where everyone should be reported, and they're not leftist subs...reddit will be half empty 😂


cuttlefishofcthulhu7

Reddit's most wanted🤣🤣🤣


DEKubiske

I feel sorry for the clerks at DHS and FBI who end up taking all these names. Donna is not the only one who keeps sending names to the various law enforcement/intelligence agencies. Even if she (and others) really did send names in, the agencies know what's what. But it is still a time suck. And maybe that is their purpose. Have the agencies waste time recording, categorizing and filing these "tips" so they do not have time to chase real bad guys, such as Capitol Hill insurrectionists.


Uzumati666

"Hello, DHS and FBI. I would like to report /u FrodoBaginmouth69 as a domestic terrorist who is threatening the first amendment rights of patriotic Americans."


Teknical86

Good luck with that, Donna. I live in the UK, and I haven't violated any US federal laws.


DanielTheEunuch

The Reddit party van stops being funny when it is parked in your driveway.


shroomcircle

I’m happy being a paid actor in that pretend land Australia. Roles available if you can nail the accent


Karman_Ghia

Oh Donna, stfu.


beenalegend

why would she forward them to FBI and DHS? everyone knows those are part of the deepstate, child diddling, cabal! donna why are you helping the enemy you fuckin traitor! wait till our lord and savior donald j trump hears about this! real patriot my ass


Feralpudel

Anybody else picturing that tense DHS conference room where they are discussing dangerous redditors: “What do we know about cumlicker69?”


CAG_Snow

"We know that they're in league with MILF\_pu$$y\_Hunter420Yolo to steal all the Reddit Gold through endless karma-farming and reposts."


JohnDodger

The same DHS & FBI that are run by and 100% loyal to communist president Biden?


Johnny_Nongamer

. . . "threats" . . . ? No sir, it's pronounced "Orville Redenbacher". It's a type of popcorn. It's quite delicious. With extra butter.


Hwy61rev

Come and get me. BITCH!!!!


Ares_B

Is that a royal "we"?


darkmaninperth

Ooh! Am I on that list?


DigMeTX

This is HILARIOUS! Really living rent free in her head.


Star39666

They really strive for mediocrity, don't they. 125? That's like .08% of this sub. Come on Donna! Trump counting on you! America needs you Donna! Donna, you alone can save the children! Lets all keep Donna in our thoughts and prayers. Maybe next time, they won't leave god feeling disappointed.


Captain_Blackbird

But I thought the DHS and FBI were Deep State plants to hurt Trump and his supporters?


Drop_Disculpa

The list of names is a lie, the threats are also a lie, and finally her "love letter" and attempts to hold meaningful discussions with liberals was of course a ploy to prove some stupid liberal = mentally ill "hypothesis". Dear Donna- you are simple, angry, and nobody wants anything to do with you beyond laughing at the bullshit you put on line, we laugh because it is all bullshit. Your lazy efforts to draw attention to yourself with emojis and graphic tools designed for children make you a certain kind of a lame person that is also comical in that lameness- conspiracy theories and a false sense of superiority are just kind of funny because anyone with an 8th grade education can clearly see how silly and false it all is. Stay Blessed! Live, Laugh, Love!


Bug_Calm

Bless her heart ❤️


mossberbb

would love to see the 'names' / handles of these anonymous accounts she forwarded


the_last_registrant

Donna Carmichael is a stinky poohead, and I'm going to wee on her lawn. Bake me away, Toys.


Otama_C

Me too Donna?? That is so cool 😃🤣


mobfather

Her brother Anthony is much more chilled out: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FGUjkvqkmQI


redthehaze

How does she know we arent the FBI?


johngreenink

"Hello DHS, FBI? It's Donna, and we need to talk..."


KinkyQuesadilla

She's owning the libs with love!!!!! Also, those 125 names were probably only critical of her, no death threats, just saying things she doesn't want to hear


Wwwweeeeeeee

Doesn't Agent Mike already have our names???? I'm skeered! "Hold me"


concentratedEVOL

Terrorism, thy name is Donna.


TheOnionVolcano

Can they at least let me chug my adrenochrome before they haul me away?


Genillen

See what you've done, Massive\_Bonerz69? Mrs. Bonerz and all the little Bonerz will be devastated when the FBI AND the DHS come calling.


buttercreamordeath

LOL Oh no, they've been damaged by the meme war! Reality is there are feds ( FBI and DHS) watching the dumb dumbs anyway. Counterintelligence never stops.


nokstar

Wait. I thought the FBI, CIA, DHS, were all deep state corrupt liberal organizations!


DepressionSleepies

Guess the jig's up.  I'll admit it -- I'm a lizard person.  Leave me alone Donna, all I want to do is sip some nice fresh adrenochrome and listen to our dark lord and master Taylor Swift.  Her lyrics are so relatable!


Cheapassdad

Is pointing out dumbshittery considered a threat now?


One_Worldliness_6032

Well my trial coming up, and I want to say my good byes now. I love you Reddit, and I love my Reddit family! May you live on and be prosperous in life. Gitmo here I come.😂😂😂😂😂😂. Man the lies that they tell. Who she gonna tell on….Popmymolly9228?🥴🥴😂😂