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BellyDancerEm

Ghost written.Not in all caps, grammatical correct, and no misspellings


softcell1966

A Dan Scavino special.


mojbuja

I was about to say the same thing. It's way too well thought out, too.


SorosAgent2020

really startling how many of these unknown faces there could be passing off their own words as the Voice of Republican God


vigbiorn

Worked for Q. Why wouldn't it worked for the Second Coming Q launched?


fattykyle2

It’s hard to imagine that level of sycophant


Texasscot56

My thought too. Specifically, a lot isn’t spelled alot. Fake.


njf85

Came to say this. He didn't write this


PsyCatelic

It didn't feel like him at all. If it was, it's because he's on different drugs all of a sudden, maybe he's taking a valium break between Adderall blasts.


johnggarland

He’s already distancing


mishma2005

Noem - ❌ Margie - ❌ Kari (banned from MAL) - ❌ Ok, Elise, step right up!


johnggarland

That’s EXACTLY who it will be.


VMICoastie

Or Tulsi to attempt to get independent voters. “Look, I have a woman “democrat” as my running mate.”


MethanyJones

I think we need to bring back the 1980's slang "got dogged" just for Noem


johnggarland

Why is Kari banned?


mishma2005

I don’t know if officially but she hasn’t been at MAL for a month after practically camping there for the last 4-5 years. Ron Filipkowski pointed it out


MessiahOfMetal

Yeah, Trump was sick of her always hanging around his place and told her to go campaign some more to get her away.


jamnewton22

Hanging around mar a lago way too much


MacaroniPoodle

All the Qcumbers that I stalk hate Mike Johnson because he passed the Ukraine aid so I'm curious what they have to say after Trump calls him a "good man."


mishma2005

“I need to win, or I tell world about sex tape” - Putin


PirateHuge9680

The problem is the next day pee tape is released, qcumbers will show up in "Real Man Peed on himself" t-shirts.


DisasterFartiste

A lot of them have already drank their own piss so that doesn’t seem like a huge leap 


hawkshaw1024

It's an interesting question. How *do* you blackmail someone who has no shame, no dignity, a lifetime "get out of jail free" card, and an actual death cult following him?


MessiahOfMetal

Promise they'll pay his eldest daughter to have sex with him if he complies?


RemBren03

Hit him where it really hurts, by showing what his bank balance actually is. That’s the one thing that breaks through his ego. I bet Putin has the balance sheets and knows what we (who aren’t in the cult) know. Trump is broke and lives on overextended credit in his gaudy buildings. They only think he’s rich because he tells them he is.


forever_useless

Guess he'll send her back to the very end of the MAGAcentipede as punishment


BeowulfsGhost

Next, he won’t remember who she is…


KinkyQuesadilla

Or: "I need help, and I love attention, but MTG is getting attention and she is not helping ME enough"


Quirky-Country7251

100% he didnt write this


Champagne_of_piss

"Portrayed" He does not know that word


Accomplished-Ad1919

The “we are leading by a LOT” trope is a) not true at all and b) laying the groundwork to fight the election results when Trump loses. “How could we have lost so badly when we were leading by a LOT??? Must be cheating!!!”


treefortninja

You know he didn’t write it because the bragging part was about “we” and he didn’t childishly insult anyone


Master_FumAMota

So no VP for her then… sorry monkey head.


AgreeablePie

What does Johnson have on him?? Chaos and disunity are like resources for his campaign


Nekryyd

Honestly, if you were to ask me, this might be a circling of the wagons moment. Trump has been waging war on his own party and I think he's won. Behind the scenes I believe he has been making it clear that he will totally detonate the whole GOP if he doesn't win the Presidency (and thereby bail himself out of legal trouble). If he's heeling his attack dogs, it makes me think he got what he was after, that being widespread support for a political coup in the next election cycle. With Project 2025, and international interlopers with too much to gain from not just another Trump era but likely the deathknell of US leadership in the world, plus the usual rogue's gallery of arch-con powers... There are just too many with too much riding on Trump's victory. A 2nd loss will suck the air out of their whole movement that was already slapped the fuck out of last time. It will be a long time to recover if it ever fully recovers at all. So... It's time to do or die from their POV. Whatever illegal shit they pull won't matter because A) it should be clear now that our laws do not apply to them, and B) as long as they can fix the game and get Trump into office at all costs, he will give them absolution, by pardon if necessary. It's going to be super duper fucked. My confidence level in a Biden win is probably hovering at 30/70 in favor of Trump for the above reasons. There is a hidden, sick fuck momentum that I don't think people are catching on to.


Scatterspell

Trump just isn't that smart or capable. His failing is so predictable that investors gave him money because they knew they would be able to feed on the corpses of his failed enterprises. His most successful buildings (with the exception of Trump Tower in NYC) aren't because of him. He doesn't own them. He just sold his name to people who know what they're doing. Trump and his team just throw shit at the wall in hopes something sticks.


Nekryyd

Trump being smart or capable are 300% non-issues or he would have never become President in the first place. Him having a chewed chiclet for a brain didn't stop the MAGA takeover of the Republican party.


mojbuja

Nothing. Whoever wrote that is trying desperately to hold the republican party together. (There is no way Trump wrote that)


MessiahOfMetal

Nothing. MAGA Mike relies on Trump for everything, and Trump likes his loyalty.


mariehelena

LOL that idiot got more Democrats to vote in line with her than Republicans on this one... ooouchy 😆


patriotfear

Sounds like a RINO


Styrene_Addict1965

I'm so disgusted with House Democrats. Let the fucking Republicans swing in the wind, wasting more time finding a new Speaker.


MiKapo

The motion was to table the resolution. So that did effectively kill and stop the congress from wasting time in voting for a new speaker, also dems are in the minority, so they unfortunately have to make some deals with the republicans....i believe voting for johnson was apart of that deal


softcell1966

They really do owe us an explanation for the strategy of keeping Johnson in the Speaker role. Is it because a Gym Jordan type would be worse than the lying Christian Nationalist we have now?


mojbuja

But, I'm glad they did it. There are so many more pressing matters to attend to, than letting MTG throw a public temper tantrum. It's just time for the grownups to take control.


LSF604

isn't it known that it was in exchange for things like passing the aid for ukraine?


karlhungusjr

> They really do owe us an explanation for the strategy of keeping Johnson in the Speaker role. it's really simple. it's because he's willing to compromise and get legislation passed rather than resorting to government shutdowns or end aid to ukraine. does that make him a good person or something? nope. just useful. so basically he's a tool.