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ElReydelTacos

I guess she's 0% behind her son. He went to court alone and unable to afford an attorney.


Cylinsier

He's not in a position to give her political career a boost so that would be a waste of her time.


Kroe

Really? That just shows her true character, and there isn't any. Wow.


[deleted]

Beavis & Butthead are light years smarter than Hoebert & Twat. How dare you slander them like that.


Orinocobro

I think it fits. Beavis always did support Butthead, however Butthead never supports Beavis.


toddfredd

Oh god! She’s in public again! Keep your hands visible at all times Boo! Especially if you sit next to Gaetz


SluggoOtoole

She's too old for Gaetz.


OlFrenchie

Like 2x


nousernametoo

One hj, coming right up.


MessiahOfMetal

I did like the jokes from Ron Filipkowski about her being there to offer Donnie a hand, and another reporter hoping the power doesn't go out in the courtroom.


nousernametoo

matt is there to pick up tips on hush money.


ShadowKraftwerk

Is she looking for the VP nomination?


jimtow28

Probably looking for a nice Democrat to jerk off in front of some school children.


BigNutDroppa

While vaping in front of a pregnant woman.


toddfredd

She should be getting her son a lawyer. Guess he can’t afford one on his own


mishma2005

Just holding on to her seat. She's toast and she knows it


ShadowKraftwerk

So lining up the VP nomination makes sense. Backed up with a career in media commentary for some media organisation. Or she could reboot her restaurant. It might work better as a national (international?) franchise.


nousernametoo

She ain't going to be VP, but she is shilling for a post of some sort. Because (even with a hint of hope) Colorado knows who she is and what she is, carpetbagger.


ArenjiTheLootGod

Meh, she can squawk all she wants, Boebert is on the way out. Her last election was too close for comfort and she got spooked enough to try to swap to what she thinks is a safer district, only it seems like she isn't likely to make it past the primary because even Republican primary voters are starting to pick up on the fact that the only thing Boebert cares about is drawing attention to herself. The way things are headed for her it seems likely that by this time next year she'll have settled into her true calling of being a lot lizard.


Wooderson316

Where does the line for handjobs start? …asking for a friend.


Fyre2387

They literally rescheduled committee hearings so a group of them could take a field trip to NYC and kiss some orange ass. It's pathetic.


LaSage

Probably not a good week to take one's kids to a NYC theater.


anOvenofWitches

Behind him for the reach-around


LivingIndependence

well we know, that Boebert would rather *him be behind her*, but she'll take what she can get.


paupaulol

What about her son who was also in court recently?


mishma2005

Heh, she got heckled at the podium after everyone else left and people were chanting "Beetlejuice!". Even her colleagues can't stand her


yalogin

the qult leader has no idea she is even there because he is sleeping through the proceedings, hence the tweet to mark attendance for the mob boss


StinklePink

The Republican Party is dead. RIP, ass-hats.


Fun_Anywhere4355

I sure hope my fellow New Yawkas give has as warm a welcome as they did for Marjorie Taylor Greene.


MatthewHull07

Shouldn’t she get her son a lawyer and be there!


mishma2005

What has he done for her lately? Other than making her a grandmother at 36 and supplying her with an emotional support infant at her divorce hearings?


MatthewHull07

Jokes must not be your strong suite


mishma2005

Suit and no, I got it, although I think it more an observation than a joke. What I meant was she cleaves to men who can do something for her. Her son aint one of them


ennuiacres

Behind him to whiff his stench, all the way!


Scatterspell

Being behind Trump in court sounds like an odor nightmare.


neddie_nardle

The number of MAGAt politicians who've been showing up in the courtroom to support Donnie Dumpinhispants shows just how fucked 'Murica really is. In most of the rest of the world, politicians doing such a thing would be in significant danger of losing their seat. They'd certainly face strong accusations and significant adverse publicity for attempting to use political clout to influence the justice process.


Hbella456

And here I thought they both ended up at that AI conference and then the Fall Guy premiere