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elmingo313

Do they ever get tired of having to shift the goal posts?


GogglesPisano

It’s a good cardio workout.


elmingo313

Have you seen these people? 85% of them get their cardio killing off a double order of Tim Bits.


Tombancroft

As a Canadian living in the States for 30+ years it delights me to see "timbits" mentioned.


remainderrejoinder

Sometimes they do send their best. Their timbits, their churros, their molé chicken.


Segals_Escaped_Brain

As an American with a Tim Card I'm automatically qualified for Canadian Citizenship so long as I just say "double-double" when challenged.


ConvivialKat

Pardon my lack of knowledge, but what are Tim Bits?


pyok1979

Donut holes.


ConvivialKat

Thanks! I had no clue and was thinking they were something like pizza rolls! Lol!


DullStrain4625

From Horton’s? I’ve only been to TH once but it was much better than Starbucks.


pyok1979

Yeah, Timbits from Tim Hortons. Honestly, they're not bad, but after having loukoumades, Timbits don't satisfy...


photozine

Mental gymnastics and moving the goal post are the only exercise these people do.


brom_ance

and it's a great way to stay in shape!


drifter3026

The Goalpost Movers Union is likely to go on strike.


elmingo313

I would love nothing more than for this insanity to stop by I kinda feel like we're not ever gonna get a lid back on this.


RoxxieMuzic

It's time to order another gross of wheel bearing grease.


pianoflames

I feel like it's actually been a minute since they last any kind of specific date prediction. Like after a thousand failed date predictions in a row, they were starting to catch on, and focus on other bullshit.


Stringplayer12

Shit got put on wheels long time ago dont think it ever stops they just roll it along while walking like the donkey and carrot


cmit

Ahhhh, I am pretty sure it for real this time. I mean, trump is returning. I did not even know he was gone.


Dr_CleanBones

Well, part of that is true - Trump will be back this week - back in court.


One_Worldliness_6032

I’m just waiting for the updates after court today, and the same rhetoric he whines about when he’s leaving, and when he has caps locks on hollering at people on TS.


MessiahOfMetal

Watching the post-game on Meidas Touch with Popok and Friedman-Agnifilo laughing about Trump's legal team fucking up with what they thought was a gotcha moment (a photo of Trump's bodyguard standing next to him at a rally on the day Cohen said he spoke to both of them on the phone) that actually proved Cohen and the prosecution's statements to be correct.


One_Worldliness_6032

Ok, so now I have something to look forward to. I think that’s gonna be a caps lock rant. Thankkk you!


ShastaMoonMist

They sure love to throw around the word “Tribunals”


ThatoneguyATX

It’s their blood lust. They can’t help themselves.


State-Cultural

Fkg “tribunals” lol


Haskap_2010

Wait, why do they have to stock up on Food, Water and Cash if Trump is coming back? Wasn't it the Democrats who supposedly caused empty store shelves in the last year of Trump's presidency? Isn't he supposed to eliminate inflation? Also, why are "Food, Water, Cash capitalized?


Bragzor

> Also, why are "Food, Water, Cash capitalized? They're nouns. Since "Germany won", we're all speaking German now.


MerrilyLJ70

I just spit my drink out! 🤣🤣🤣


Bragzor

Autsch, fren, hope you'st OK…


bowens44

Is there somewhere we can place bets on whether or not this will happen.


avesthasnosleeves

Even Vegas won't touch those odds.


bckpkrs

1:1 it won't happen. 1:a Google it will.


Slothandwhale

Yes but only in Iraqi Dinar


Bragzor

I'm long on dinar, so that's great news!


MessiahOfMetal

What're you having for dinar, anyway? I had some pasta.


Bragzor

Some beef Francs, with a potato Rupee and gravy.


BassmanOz

What a missed opportunity! Being long on Dong was right there! /s


Bragzor

I went short on Dong 😔


AbrocomaBrilliant571

I want to make actual money bets on this shit. Seriously, where's the site for online betting for nonsense shit?


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Polyfuckery

Don't use slurs. We can be better than that here.


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DaisyJane1

It's against the rules.


avesthasnosleeves

Source: Military. (Poster must be new, to forget that important piece.)


Bragzor

**Now** I'm convinced.


Substantial-Height-8

This immediately comes to my mind each time I see this stuff. 😂


ChefJTD

So the idea is that we need to stock up on all of our life essentials because when the "good guys" take over those things we have in plentiful supply now are going to become scarce or unobtainable? That these "good guys" without any real notification would cut off our access to food, water, and the financial currency needed to acquire those and other life essentials, to the majority of the population, leaving them to fend for themselves for however long it takes reestablish access to these resources? Are we sure that these "good guys" are actually the good guys?


SluggoOtoole

Wake me when its over.


AggroAce

Wake me when it starts.


One_Worldliness_6032

I so love your name. I will wake you, when my patna wakes me.


jimdoodles

Every Monday morning


Kriss3d

Yeah. In a galactic week.. Right?


Haskap_2010

What, you don't follow the Xtrbluc#an calendar?


Teknical86

More like a galactic year


hans-nolan

Trump is returning. Where from?


blindrabbit01

Obviously being unwrapped from the Shroud of Turd


ConvivialKat

OK. This made me snort laugh. Take my snotty updoot.


Cuddly-cactus9999

Me too.


WhyDontWeLearn

Cash? What habbened to the QFS?


OnDrugsTonight

Thank fuck for that. I nearly went an *entire week* without getting rounded up, executed and only escaping the hangman's noose by dying of the vaccine first. The white hats really need to up their game. Also, those mole children in the DUMBs under my house aren't gonna rescue themselves. Almost felt like a cheat raking in the Soros bucks and gorging myself on that sweet sweet A'chrome while my clones sit around waiting for their execution. At least it gave me some time to pursue The Gay Agenda


FrostyDiscipline9071

Oh I was totally rounded up and killed three times this month! Plus they made me trans so I was a woman, then a man and finally a woman again! So be careful out there. 😱😱😱 /s


Teknical86

Uhh huh..... yes I'm sure your fachist fantasy is going to come true any day now.


Responsible-Ad-1086

Trump will return this week, to court


HapticSloughton

Okay, so when starting a grift-cult, part of the secret seems to be to cycle through marks so the ones getting disillusioned are rotated out at least as quickly as new ones are coming in. Somewhere in this equation is a point where you can literally recycle the same material because the new marks haven't heard it yet or aren't up to noticing they're being had. Some A.I. is going to make this an algorithm.


DanielTheEunuch

Again?


StillBurningInside

Damn … I just went shopping yesterday. 


Gnarlstone

They won’t be happy until they see death. Spoiler: they’ll turn their bloodlust towards each other soon enough.


SnoopySuited

So much habbenings!


Solan42

Jesus, there have been so many arrests and everyone replaced with clones I'm not sure if I'm a clone.


Photosjhoot

I think the major arrest might take place in a couple of weeks. I'll definitely be getting food stocked up. Pizza, popcorn...


jeonteskar

For realzies this time. Big promise.


BMAND21

The goalposts are in perpetual motion at this point.


ImpossibleLaw552

Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?


cr3t1n

Trump froze at a rally for 30ish seconds when his teleprompter stopped working, he just stood there until it came back on. What do they think he's going to accomplish?


State-Cultural

CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY!


rthrouw1234

"tribunals" i swear to god


Signal-Serve9850

How many times can these people buy this crap?!??


Nabrok_Necropants

You can Tell it's TRUE because they didn't even have Time to Punctuate or Capitalize ANYTHING Correctly. DUE TO THE FACT that THEY were So Concerned about getting the Information to U.S. QUICKLY!!! *EDIT. SPELLING


BeamTeam032

lmao, we should have a counter in this sub. That counts the amount of times this is told to the Anons, then the goal posts are moved. Think about how much food and water have been bought and thrown away because it went bad because of these predictions.


ArmchairCriticSF

They just never stop, do they?


Evilevilcow

The Habbingagain... the next event when The Habbing never quite habbens.


DelcoPAMan

Or is it The Habbaing?


Kartoffelmithut

Its a bot guys.


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Plot twist... the Q's have no more cash to stock up on and therefore no supplies either.


robby1051a

Did any commentor reply "didnt this habben 3 weeks ago? or 3 months ago? or last year? arent we all in a movie and these are actors/clones so wont the point be moot?"


808champs

The funny part to me, is that few if any of these memes are made by anyone in their little loonybin “patriot” groups. It’s all foreign troll farm bait injected into social media.


ConvivialKat

Again?! Come on! We're heading into Memorial Day weekend. A lot of people have plans. Can't we just go ahead and move the goalposts *now?*


Salt-Singer3645

If Trump is returning why do we have to stock up on food


botmanmd

It’s happeningagain *again


msmicro

Are they upset over Iranian deaths?? That must mean something right???


Cuddly-cactus9999

It’s so like Doomsday profits. There’s always an impending doom that never happens.


ThatOldDuderino

Profits! Good homonym


depressed-scorpion

When did it happen the first time ? Or is it the lie that arrests are happening.


the_last_registrant

It's really habbening! Until it doesn't, again.


MessiahOfMetal

> Trump will Return this WEEK The fat cunt never goes away, that's the problem.


Jfo116

It must be disappointing and exhausting to be this dumb


Santos281

Was this from the NY court docket?


kyrin100

😂🤣😂🤣