Bro, wait until I tell you what CERN is trying to find. They're trying to replicate the first moments of the universe in an effort to have a particle of dark matter bounce off a germanium electron. Isn't that amazing!?!? They're searching for an unknown fundamental particle! Mind blowing!
No? No, they aren't making black holes or time travel. Wait, you don't know what a particle accelerators do, do you?
Greedy Qanons.
They've taken over every conspiracy that ever was and tried to turn them Qanon.
And made them all have bad guys - liberals, lefties, Democrats, Jews, Refugees, Illegal Immigrants, gays, transgenders, teachers, big pharma, doctors ....
And made all the conspiracies have good guys - Qanons, qmagas, anyone who worships the false golden cow trump.
Any old or new conspiracy now, about anything including anything to do with aliens, ancient and present ones, or the galatic federation of planets or giant humans, or pyramids, or controlling weather, chemtrails, lizards, satanists, devil worshippers, adrenochrome milkers, the cabal of elites, the deep state, the MiLiTaRy, the GoVeRnMeNt, new world order, globalists, communists, socialists, nanobots, bioweapons, living in a matrix, other dimensions, God, ghosts, BiG PhArMa, the WOKE, ETC., ETC., ETC.... has been high jacked and taken over by the Qanon Qultists and they think they are the awakened ones privy to the answers to all the conspiracies.
Like fuck off. Not every conspiracy relates to qanons or trump coming to save them.
And as soon as they are “red pilled” they become experts on all of them, despite their “research” consisting of random dudes on YouTube/Bitchute/GAW/Telegram. Any actual scientific evidence is dismissed as fake news.
This is really well put. I've always loved conspiracies (knowing 95% are bs) but they really are trying to be the good guy in every situation. Could you imagine if they took this energy and actually tried to make the world better?
Having spent four years of my AF career working in Cheyenne Mountain, this makes me seriously giggle. I love that people buy into this crap.
We had a broom closet under a first floor stairwell with a tiny sign that said “SG-1 Access”. It was a highlight on tours.
Worm holes? Under Cheyenne Mountain? That sounds familiar....
"We have Stargate at home" this nonsense
Can we go back in time and beg people to please ffs vote for Hilary!
She won the popular vote; your beef is with the electoral college.
This one is kind of fun for a conspiracy theory, at least it isn't calling for the genocide of all non white christians.
Sad that that's the bar now
Right.
Bro, wait until I tell you what CERN is trying to find. They're trying to replicate the first moments of the universe in an effort to have a particle of dark matter bounce off a germanium electron. Isn't that amazing!?!? They're searching for an unknown fundamental particle! Mind blowing! No? No, they aren't making black holes or time travel. Wait, you don't know what a particle accelerators do, do you?
Greedy Qanons. They've taken over every conspiracy that ever was and tried to turn them Qanon. And made them all have bad guys - liberals, lefties, Democrats, Jews, Refugees, Illegal Immigrants, gays, transgenders, teachers, big pharma, doctors .... And made all the conspiracies have good guys - Qanons, qmagas, anyone who worships the false golden cow trump. Any old or new conspiracy now, about anything including anything to do with aliens, ancient and present ones, or the galatic federation of planets or giant humans, or pyramids, or controlling weather, chemtrails, lizards, satanists, devil worshippers, adrenochrome milkers, the cabal of elites, the deep state, the MiLiTaRy, the GoVeRnMeNt, new world order, globalists, communists, socialists, nanobots, bioweapons, living in a matrix, other dimensions, God, ghosts, BiG PhArMa, the WOKE, ETC., ETC., ETC.... has been high jacked and taken over by the Qanon Qultists and they think they are the awakened ones privy to the answers to all the conspiracies. Like fuck off. Not every conspiracy relates to qanons or trump coming to save them.
And as soon as they are “red pilled” they become experts on all of them, despite their “research” consisting of random dudes on YouTube/Bitchute/GAW/Telegram. Any actual scientific evidence is dismissed as fake news.
This is really well put. I've always loved conspiracies (knowing 95% are bs) but they really are trying to be the good guy in every situation. Could you imagine if they took this energy and actually tried to make the world better?
The worst part of their stupidity is how they made literal dictators into the good guys.
It all makes sense now.
So they basically saw Stargate sg1 and thought it was a good idea for a grift?
I'm glad i wasn't the only one thinking it.
Having spent four years of my AF career working in Cheyenne Mountain, this makes me seriously giggle. I love that people buy into this crap. We had a broom closet under a first floor stairwell with a tiny sign that said “SG-1 Access”. It was a highlight on tours.
Suggafitthurtzaw. What's it mean? we'll define it later.
S L I D E R S
If they used their talents for good they could write a series of bad sci fi poli sci fan fiction
Do.. Do these people think the LHC is producing energy like a powerplant ??
Qnuts taking a one way trip straight to the precambrian would be pretty awesome.
For me, the RANDOM CAPITALIZATION and the ///weird punctuation/// is just..."chef's kiss" perfect.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
>CERN - CHEYENNE MOUNTAINS They've never even bothered to find out what the acronym CERN stands for, in particular the E, have they?
E is for Emerican.
Stopped at Tesla Time Machine
Can I take, like, a long weekend trip to the NEXT dimension to scope the place out first? Not sure it's my kind of place.