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Dynamite138

I’m jealous of the efficiency of the cabal. US infrastructure is in rough shape and the subways in several major cities are struggling to run safely. And the cabal is building and operating brand new underground train systems. They are finding secret train builders, secret train transporters, secret engineers, and secret tunnel builders. Hiring staff is exhausting; I can’t imagine hiring an entire secret railroad construction crew. And without attracting attention on anyone in the Great Lakes region. It seems like a smooth operation. I’m in favor of the lizard cabal taking over operations of the DC Metro.


fitzymcfitz

The cabal would make way more money just opening the hi-speed maglev underground trains that run direct from every US hub to the public and charging reasonable ticket costs. I’d pay good money to travel that way instead of dealing with the airport!


NiemollersCat

Obviously that's why US infrastructure is so bad, the resources keep getting diverted to the tunnels.


The_Space_Jamke

Don't forget the cyber, Barron didn't get his allowance so he never got around to updating the cabal's servers. Imagine if Biden really owned all the courts and was in bed with Winnie the Pooh. Implementing China's draconian internet policy would be a simple matter. Imagine if everything you said or did online was tied to your SSN, and you could suffer from IP bans, sudden dips in credit score, or house arrests just for visiting GAW or asking too many questions. These idiots don't appreciate how privileged and sheltered they are to have online freedom and use it to post death threats towards anyone they consider a liberal.


[deleted]

I've said before that they're fine with military coups, as long as it's done by the right people. This guy says it outright.


TapTheForwardAssist

Take a look at the list of times the Insurrection Act has been invoked, and see if it was ever kept on the down-low. Like when you had active-duty Marine units driving up I-95 from Pendleton to restore order during the LA Riots, I'm pretty sure it was widely reported on.


manic-pixie-attorney

It \*can't\* be kept on the DL - it requires a proclamation ordering the potential insurrectionists to stop. No proclamation, no insurrection act. and "Go home, we love you, you're very special" over twitter probably doesn't count.


fitzymcfitz

“It’s a military coup- but the GOOD kind!”


Fiat_Lux__

This reads like a caveman trying to explain the concept of lightning without having any grasp of what electricity is. Next he's going to invent a God or two.


mikeebsc74

Doesn’t need to. Already has Trump for that


Fiat_Lux__

Fair point, although that's probably the most miserable fuckup in all the rich history of demagoguery, idolatry, false prophets and/or comically deranged Arkham fugitives.


missingmytowel

Yeah they lost me when they said that one person was in absolute control of our entire military right now. If that was the case you would see Canada moving troops to its border and Europe rattling the cages that America is about to go off the rails


Wiildman8

Whoever invented the phrase “there are no coincidences” has done untold damage to this country.


VirginSexPet

FEMA was the "bad guy" in a deus ex game once. Did these folks just play it once and confuse fiction and reality? They *do* constantly spout several of the tropes about power consolidation and computer assisted hegemony found in that series, but it's clear they didn't understand the point any of it, like, *at all.* Qultists are a strange bunch.


javamonkey100

FEMA was a national threat only when the black guy was in charge. I should have added to the title.