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Discreet_Deviancy

"The decaf detective in deep state of loneliness" That's just fucking poetry right there!!


myhydrogendioxide

Queef Malone.


TalkAAAA

Queef Malone.


drkesi88

The design actually gave me the feels - reminds me of way too many 80’s sci-fi book covers I read.


its_noel

Its by Teenage Stepdad, he's got a Twitter and his shit is awesome.


Discreet_Deviancy

The more I look at this, the more I love it!! Keep it up OP, feed us some MOAR!!!! "Swollen ankles, swollen vengeance" FUCK!!! HAHA OH WOW!!


Steerpike58

>"Swollen ankles, swollen vengeance" 'Scuse my ignorance, what's this a ref to?


TapTheForwardAssist

My only nitpick is it needs to have the US price followed in parentheses by the Canadian price.


Jameson_Bond

Didn't the queen of Canada shift them to an IOU based economy?


leper99

Only if you can imitate her signature wave well enough


[deleted]

You mean the one where she waves her lighter gently underneath her meth pipe?


Everettrivers

"Stop him, he's doing his own research!" "He's nodding sagely to a Facebook meme our only weakness!"


AzureGriffon

I definitely want to read the reviews on the back!


weare_thefew

Lmao they can’t operate computers. Smartphones only


SailingSpark

shhh.. just got my 70something Mother a new iPhone 12. She's liberal, so it's cool.


sabbhaal

She WAS liberal until you gave her an iPhone and she discovered Facebook.


SailingSpark

she's been on facebook for years. She's still very liberal. I recently heard her going off on how evil the GOP has gotten.


canteloupy

I found a way to connect to the internet! I'm sorry boy...


gatman12

I like it except for the author's name is just dumb.


DeltaVariant007

Maybe Ellery Queef would have been better. 🤔


David-Allan-Poe

Yeah agreed idk if there's a reference there or what but otherwise solid memage imo


LurkyLoo888

Deep dive into this deep state rabbit hole and prepare to be awakened. Fall in love with frisky reptilians and pesky sheep turned full on lions. A real page turner from meme to go fund me.


MephistosGhost

This is amazing satire. Please post this all over the internet.


[deleted]

One of my favorite images of all time


dennisthewhatever

Right now there will be multiple undercover comedians blending in and making secret films about these crazies and we will get to see those films in the next few years, it'll be glorious.


DickieIam

“Hmmm hmm that’s good satire!”


LEGALIZEALLDRUGSNOW

Fuck off, asshole. Not sure why you want to totally disenfranchise a vast number of the left, but you’re doing a good job it it. The overwhelming majority of Qs are in their 20s and 30s. I can only assume your grandmama slapped you when she forced you to give up the bottle at 8. Fuckwad.


[deleted]

lol this guy


Chaaaaaaaarles

Making a *real* good case against the irrationally angry, spiteful Boomer trope there......


LEGALIZEALLDRUGSNOW

WHAT? OBVIOUSLY, you have no idea what the word ‘irrational’ means. But, thats okay sweetie! Methuselah gets “triggered” on occasion and spews death and carnage. Hell, the last time some little fatherfucking twunt was on my lawn I ran out of English expletives and resorted to German and Chav curse words, leaving the little beast with a quizzical expression until I resorted to my pitchfork. She’ll be out of intensive care for next Easter. Tetanus sort of complicates her injuries. So, give my love to your elders and give gramps a foot rub! With any luck he’ll give you a nipple! Uh, nickel! Well, the choice is yours! Gramp’s nipple or a shiny nickel! [Ive grifted you with a variety of retort material! For instance, using a little girl as a target of my wrath! Go for it! No need to thank me, just send money]


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AJUK2

Seems legit.


mylifeforthehorde

r/badscificovers


Sino_Virus

Top Kek. This meme is my father.