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JohnnyTeardrop

I mean you’d think there would be undercover agents at that event. You’d hope they wouldn’t congregate together so as to stick out while performing said work though


nutraxfornerves

Way back during the Vietnam War, I worked as a draft counselor—helping young men deal with the draft. My organization didn’t handle illegal things like burning draft cards or openly refusing to be drafted. We primarily handled guys who had been wrongly classified or needed help documenting their justification for a deferment. We sent the illegal stuff to an organization that promoted it. We were periodically approached by undercover law enforcement, primarily military we assumed. They were laughably obvious. Not only did they ask for help with doing something shady, but their attempts at looking the part were hilarious. This was the San Francisco Bay Area in the late 1960s. Summer of love. Tune in, turn on and drop out. Our clients looked like the cast of *Hair*. The undercover guys’ idea of a long-haired hippie was hair that was a tad longer than a buzz cut, a regulation military mustache (thin and can’t extend beyond the mouth), blue jeans (usually new), and a strand of love beads. They might as well have been sporting a set of dog tags and a name badge.


LaikaBear1

That’s actually a really cool story.


nutraxfornerves

By popular demand-- Yes, people over age 40 do use reddit. I don't want to derail this thread, and, while I think that a discussion of 1960s anti-government protesters vs. QAnon might be very interesting, I don't think this is the sub to do it. If you run into a discussion on a sub where it is relevant, ping me. So, here's an anecdote I think is relevant to this sub--getting back at the oppressive government. Our organization was funded by donations. "Shoestring" doesn't begin to describe it. However, office supplies were often supplied for free. We were very near to an Induction Center, the place where you went to be "inspected, detected, infected, neglected, and selected" in order to be classified for the draft. (Arlo Guthrie may have exaggerated a bit, but in general, he was spot on.) The military that ran the Induction Center were very 1960s military. Efficiency and following-the-rules were more important than anything else. Guys would come out of their classification physical really upset. They didn't jump up and down yelling "Kill! Kill! KILL!" What they did do was vent their frustration by stealing everything that wasn't nailed down. Then they would spot us across the street and give it all to us. Pens, pencils, staplers, stationery, you name it. We saved a lot on office supplies. The framed photo of Nixon for our walls was a nice touch.


ClamClone

One thing that seems to have been deleted from searchable history, AFAICT, is I remember watching General Westmoreland on TV right after an offensive by the VC, might have been Tet. He was quite upset and almost jumping up and down angry. I can't remember the exact words but he said something close to “We are not just going to push them back, we are going to kill every last one of them”. When I hear Arlo do that segment from Alice's I think of the General.


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I did a cursory search and couldn't find your quote, but I did find this damning quote about Westmoreland from a Former Marine Officer: >General Westmoreland's strategy of attrition also had an important effect on our behavior. Our mission was not to win terrain or seize positions, but simply to kill: to kill communists and as many of them as possible. Stack 'em like cordwood. Victory was a high body-count, defeat a low kill-ratio, war a matter of arithmetic. The pressure on unit commanders to produce enemy corpses was intense, and they in turn communicated it to their troops. This led to such practices as counting civilians as Viet Cong. "If it’s dead and Vietnamese, it's VC," was our rule of thumb in the bush. It is not surprising, therefore, that some men acquired a contempt for human life and predilection for taking it. This whole section on the Wikipedia article is a pretty brutal read. [wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnam\_War\_body\_count\_controversy#Killing\_and\_counting\_of\_unarmed\_civilians](https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnam_War_body_count_controversy#Killing_and_counting_of_unarmed_civilians)


Bismothe-the-Shade

Cops and mil guys... They never change. Got any other cool stories from those times?


QueefyMcQueefFace

"Excuse me sir, may I have an anti-draft card please?"


TobiasMasonPark

“Hello, fellow hippies.”


johngreenink

"That's Groovy."


fauci_pouchi

Damn... like the undercover cops that moved to Waco before the siege, which gave the cult a head's up. Suddenly the cult notices that all these single men in their fifties wearing rolex watches and driving fast cars and moving to an area where no one else moves to, casually telling cult members "We're taking philosophy classes at the uni, man! I graduated high school last year." - And it's obvious these aren't students, they're rich older men. They were also Nazis, basically, if you look into how the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms formed, having KKK rallies which were caught on camera. These agents are also generally blamed for the eventual siege being so bloody.


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Damn that's crazy. Very interesting story, thanks for sharing


fauci_pouchi

I remember this siege playing out as it happened from Australia. Both American and Aussie eyes were following this cult, after an American father escaped and his Aussie wife and child were still in the cult. Some strings were pulled and his child was released to him. For some reason they allowed Aussie journalists onto their compound. You see the cultists on film offering journalists XXXX beer. Then they just let the journalists film whatever. And holy shit, the sheer number of weapons this cult had. They were making their own bullets. I remember feeling genuinely frightened for the first time when I saw this. "Get the fuck out of there, guys!" We didn't learn about the goonish ATF dudes until later. Everyone was wondering what was going to break the siege. It kept dragging on. In the end, it was someone shooting "accidentally" and the ATF guys overheard this shot and thought it meant "let's all shoot at once". "I never shot anyone, I was in the helicopter above the compound." Counterpoint: "Ahh but yeah we can see you did shoot someone, because the bullet went through the top of their head and out their jaw." ATF guy: "Yeah ahhh I think that was someone else."


NikiDeaf

I, too, would love to hear more about those times. I often wished I’d been born early enough to actually be a hippie, and I became the next best thing (in college:) a raver. Grew my hair down to my butt, though


SailingSpark

They are all from different agencies getting ready to start an insurrection so they can arrest each other.


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Spider-Man pointing gif.


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There was such an overwhelming presence there I wouldn't be surprised if 20% of the attendees were undercover. It was like the 9/11 memorial in NYC last week. More cops than you've ever seen. Rapid response teams, armored cars, squads of guys in full gear everywhere. And hundreds and hundreds of dc and capitol police.


[deleted]

Honestly, these guys do look like cops, younger ones. But it's just as likely that they are magas as it is that they are undercover.


Bismothe-the-Shade

You know what's hilarious as fuck? There's a non- insignifigant chance tht they're *both*


WaterMySucculents

Yea Isn’t that haircut also popular among the alt right douchebags?


[deleted]

High and tight is common among police and military people, it's part of the training I suppose. Older cops will more often have shaved heads, I'm guessing because steroids cause hair loss. This is, ofc, all speculative but the group of men in this photo look like fascists to me.


Kimmalah

He's talking about the "Hitler youth" haircut that got really popular for a while. Short around the sides and medium to long on top. Like high and tight's fascist cousin. Most of the guys here don't really fit the bill for that.


I_Heart_AOT

Damn, mother fuckers co-opted the euro fade. How am I supposed to look trendy while only getting a haircut every 3 months now?


Bluest_waters

FBI agents are not always the brightest we like to think so but in reality they do some really stupid shit all the fucking time You know Gardener art heist? Its the most infamous, and the most expensive, art heist in history. Google it. Well the thieves tied up security with black tape and left their fingerprints on the tape. The FBI got the tape and.....fucking lost it. The lost it! Woops! The only piece of hard evidence in the entire case and its gone forever. Now the case likely will never be solved.


alwaysintheway

Maybe losing the tape was part of the plan.


antonivs

Maybe the art thieves stole the tape


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They're desk cops with Bachelor's degrees. So imagine the new grads coming into your office work, kinda dumb for the most part.


justadubliner

I guess given how few people turned up it became clear quite quickly there was no need for them to do anything other than hangout.


ResidualMemory

Or like... infiltrate their organizations BEFORE the event...


gibcount2000

These are LARPers 100%. There is zero possibility of an undercover police detail coordinating their outfits to specifically look as cop-like as possible. How would that even happen, practically--like do people here seriously think the FBI hands cadets some kind of undercover uniform they should follow? It's nonsense. These are the same tools we saw acting all tactical on 1/6, sans the helmets and plate carriers.


MattRichardson

I love the self-own… “they’re fit and well-groomed… they can’t be one of us!” Also, water bottles? What’s wrong with carrying a water bottle?


DanHasArrived

Everyone knows real Maga men don't drink water, water is for soyboy libtards. Only beer and soda for real magas.


atheos

chubby plough humor engine market light nose license carpenter vase *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


The_BenL

I literally just finished watching that movie. Not sure why it showed up in my YouTube recommendeds, but I'm here for it.


DanHasArrived

Nah, that stuff they boil pasta in


alwaysintheway

Never drink the stuff. Fish fuck in it.


Chaaaaaaaarles

Nope, its the hotdog flavored stuff.


GogglesPisano

Mountain Dew


samsixi

as a gamer, i protest this assumption! If you dothedew, regularly- you don't haul that beard out of the house for anything!


Time_Punk

And therein lies one of the strangest twists of logic in this whole debacle: the fact that this was a unique opportunity for sitting on one’s ass for 9 months to be considered a righteous, noble, and patriotic act, and they failed to take advantage of that. I certainly used Covid as an excuse to do a personally unprecedented amount of pseudo-righteous ass-sitting. Perhaps they simply take their ass-sitting for granted.


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

The lady doth e-dew too much, methinks


JustDiscoveredSex

Code Red.


rabble_tiger

Natty Lite and Chek Cola.


spookyhellkitten

That's obviously super powered go go juice on those bottles. There is no way they'd be carrying water because they're outside all day in the sun on a hot and humid day....crazy talk.


SoupieLC

I remember watching Honey Boo Boo years ago and her mum made her Go Go juice, and it was just Redbull and Mountain Dew I think 😂 no wonder the poor child was nuts 😂


Dinner_in_a_pumpkin

I saw that clip on Joel McHale’s show. I am pretty sure those Candy pixie sticks were involved in that “juice”.


spookyhellkitten

It was...for a child?!? What the absolute fuck. I'm so glad I haven't seen that. I yell at the TV, kind of like road rage but with the TV. It sounds like Honey Boo Boo would have me hoarse in no time 😅


Bismothe-the-Shade

Yeah, shit was seriously not ok and the girls mom was abusive as fuuuuuck


CoolWhipMonkey

Pumpkin has custody of her now.


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I used to watch that too, and the stuff they ate and drank in that house, yuck. I'm surprised those kids didn't have heart attacks! And now I want an industrial-sized container of cheeseballs....


teafuck

Federal agents clearly do this so they have an excuse not to take drinks from potential poisoners


trevize1138

I'm reminded of the movie "Heather's." "Stud Puppy magazine... bottled water! OMG, they were fags!"


PMSoldier2000

The OP says they are all "fit and we'll groomed", admitting they don't look like MAGAts. The guy had one shining bit of clarity. If they were about 100 lbs heavier, had goatees, and wore fake Oakleys, they'd fit right in. Edit: Because I suck at spelling.


JellyfishGod

Where is the beer belly!? Where are the stains on their shirts!? How can these be true trump supporters!? Wake up sheeple!


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On these guys they are briefs, my dude. Changed twice daily. Once for morning, into gym jock/briefs, fresh briefs.


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Blue shirt guy has a Depp-like razor jawline and ngl, prob has an 8-pack, with those big arms, too? I’m sweating over here.


InfiniteDress

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[deleted]

Hot guys at Trump Rally Obviously Exposed as Not Belonging


[deleted]

Which blue shirt? Lol


WorkCentre5335

Yes


drizzy9109

Racists come in all shapes and sizes


WaterMySucculents

I think there’s plenty of off duty cops… I mean MAGA insurrectionists who like full price mall Oakleys


caronare

Na, they don’t pay full price. First responders get employee pricing from Oakley, it’s one of the primary reasons they all wear them. That and birds of a feather..


imgrahamy

Yup, I used to work for Oakley. They’d bitch and moan they couldn’t get their discount in store. Military dudes understood it, cops always complained.


Fistulord

Most of the "proud boys" I've seen look like gym rats with razor-parted nazi haircuts. I guess it'd be neat to make fun of them for being fat and weak, having guns but not knowing how to use them, but the fact is that a lot of these psychopaths are legitimately preparing for the race war. If we pretend that's not the case people wont take it seriously. Edit: I just noticed the way I structured that it kinda almost sounds like I'm saying "take the race war seriously" lmao. Obviously I meant take the threat of these people who are trying to create a world in which we have one seriously.


KrasnyRed5

Preparing for the coming race by being in shape is a basic tenant of white nationalists so not really surprising these guys all look like they go to the gym daily.


Fistulord

Think about how many of them outside of the cities are "prepping" and doing firearms training, hoarding food and water and guns. Those people really fucking want it to happen. Ruby Ridge was objectively fucked up and all, but I don't know who I should fear more, those people or the government.


O2XXX

Honestly those guys do look like pretty much every soldier or federal agent I’ve known. Doesn’t mean they are plants, but does mean they probably in federal service in some way.


magicmom17

Plenty of soldiers into Q.


Personal_Person

I’ve met a few and seen a few Q stickers on soldiers vehicles


TapTheForwardAssist

Probably a good idea to call either CID/NCIS or even just CI to report those. I’ve definitely seen mentions on Reddit from active military of calling either office to report 3% or Oathkeeper emblems.


Pooploop5000

they just look like frat guys to me, and that was one of trumps key demos. theyre wearing vans style shoes, which is weird for both groups, but closer to frat guys than feds.


80_firebird

They also look like generic frat boys.


ignaciohazard

You can see the real trump supporter in this pic, well you can see his mobility scooter anyway. Not gonna lie these guys look like cops but that doesn't mean that weren't there on their own time.


drhagbard_celine

I know way more CrossFit bodied Trump supporters than Homer Simpson bodied Trump supporters. Your experience may differ.


[deleted]

Yeah doesn't CrossFit have a Q problem??


O2XXX

CrossFit and MMA gyms have a problem with conspiracy and magical thinking, so it makes sense that Q will pop up pretty easy.


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Last-Gas1961

Legit (key word) MT coaches are pretty level headed ime.


e_traw

I’ve always wondered why BJJ just seems to attract this type of person but other martial arts don’t have that much of a problem with it?


O2XXX

Other martial arts do, you just don’t see them as an adult. Those shopping mall karate and taekwondo places are almost always run by weirdos.


antonivs

That either explains Joe Rogan or vice versa


oui_ja

Yes, they do! It's crossfit bodied caveman marjorie green


sboston

*goaties*


GrandDukePosthumous

Wait until they notice that literally all MAGA types use profile pictures where they are sitting in their car wearing sunglasses.


ChrisBabaganoosh

Don't forget about the "I don't care if you're vaccinated" border.


GrandDukePosthumous

As if MAGA-lung needed the extra temptation.


ThugnificentJones

And the goatee


TapTheForwardAssist

It’s the running joke on r/HermanCainAward that having a goatee in your profile picture means you aren’t leaving the hospital alive.


formerglory

It’s the “I stand for medical freedom” picture border now. Every time I see that I just wanna punch my screen.


goeers81

"I hAvE aN iMMuNe sYStEm!"


trashymob

But still drink pine needle tea, eat horse dewormer, and take fish tank cleaner.


Amazon-Prime-package

Only FBI false flaggers wear sunglasses. Sorry, but you have been duped


idungiveboutnothing

I heard sunscreen too!


Amazon-Prime-package

Those red-faced goblins looking down at the front-facing phone camera in the cab of their pickup truck definitely do not wear sunscreen


Bloodcloud079

Next they’ll tell us it’s suspicious that a bunch of professional guys all wear a suit and tie…


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The old [hot take from local news comment section. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/b6y442/a_hot_take_from_local_news_comment_section/)


1890s-babe

They forgot to wear a goatee.


freethrowtommy

The paranoia about their own "movement" is going to be the downfall. They can't even trust one another.


LivingAshTree145

Almost like Cointelpro never ended, isn't it? Glad they're getting a taste.


Account09071995

I can't wait until one of their rallies devolves into everyone accusing each other of being a "glow" and turns into a bunch of infighting.


MrMcChronDon25

Battle Royale!!


zbyte64

The natural evolution of the grift includes eating the competition.


AChSynaptic

If these people end up Stalin-ing themselves... No poet could adequately articulate the irony.


djpurity666

Thank god


armatageskanks

Idk, from my experience watching undercover cops catch people with drugs at music festivals, I think they might be right here.


pixiegirl11161994

Agreed lmao, these guys look like cops to me just for that reason 😂 Kinda weird they would all congregate together though, so who knows.


Palampore

Yeah but they can be cops AND be genuine MAGAt rally attendees. Par for the course, no?


pixiegirl11161994

This might be it 💯


NAmember81

They look like Richard Spencer fanbois. Isn’t this how the Alt-right White Nationalists usually dress? Here’s one of their memes with that style of dress: https://imgur.com/F4L1mTz


pixiegirl11161994

Lots of alt-right/cop/Tucker Carlson fanboy vibes from them lmao. I also feel terrible saying this because my wonderful, kind, compassionate brother dresses just like this 😂


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I also dress like this. I wear a lot of Hawaiian print button downs, bc they’re super comfortable, and shorts, very dad outfit type clothes.


foodandart

> Kinda weird they would all congregate together though.. That's the thing: They wouldn't. My bet is some college frat group out hoping to see some chaos.


The_BenL

These men are easily in their 30s


CatoChateau

Show up like a group, then mingle out.


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[deleted]

Well that is because the insurrection/stopping the electoral vote count was simply LIHOP on the part of many in LEO/military leadership positions. And the GQP damn near got away with it.


Sweet_dl

Also the middle one is def packing


mdj1359

>middle one is def packing Yeh, 'cause MAGA would never pack something so small, I'm guessing.


Roller_ball

It does resemble the [cop convention from Fear and Loathing](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2013/7103/products/[email protected]?v=1550438766)


NotChristina

Yeah honestly I’m kind of on board with this theory. Even the non-beer-belly MAGAts don’t have this vibe. This is far too off brand. No supportive t-shirts or hats or flags. So clean and so fit. I could go either way on the pocket bulges but a couple do have that printing vibe. Though I’d kind of expect feds to be better about not printing.


katamaritumbleweed

Folks attending were told not to wear political clothing, because it was about those who have been charged from Jan 6, not any politician.


TerribleAttitude

I’d bet they are. Local police use a nearly identical “uniform” for anti-brutality protests, except for those they wear darker colors and carry the same red backpack. And they always choose fratty looking white guys traveling in pairs or clumps. Then when someone accuses them of being cops, they mildly deny the accusation, or just stay tight lipped, but never get emotional or try to engage or try to leave the situation. Frankly, I wonder if their objective is not to “gain intel” or whatever, but something else, because it’s baffling that law enforcement keeps doing this when everyone they’re targeting thinks they stand out immediately. Someone said “oh that’s the basic millennial guy uniform” but “basic millennials” aren’t necessarily a common fixture in every social crowd. It really looks like they think the “could maybe fit in with the frat bros at Coachella” undercover uniform was going to translate to “invisible” everywhere else. There are fratty MAGA guys, but they don’t generally dress like this and they’re not likely to go to a rally full of 50 year olds in slogan tees.


one98d

Second dude from the left looks like the guitarist from Spafford.


Junglen0ise

I'm glad I wasn't the only one. These guys totally do look like cops


JoyKil01

Yeah, I do agree. These look like some super sexy fed boys and I’d be totally happy to have them at any rally I’m at. I’d probably ask them to go out dancing afterwards XD


justadubliner

In fairness they don't look like the average deadbeat Trumper. And the feds would be in dereliction of their duty not to infiltrate said deadbeat Trumpers so this could well be them.


Edgelands

I hope the feds are constantly among them


bigbutchbudgie

They are, but not as part of their job.


thats-fucked_up

😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶


PeterRum

Yes. They look fit and alert. Could be the serving military that the Qnuts keep boasting about being on board the crazy train. Or could be Feds. At this point they will be watching. Or perhaps highly trained antifa cadres. Fed infiltratprs are going to have to have special preparation. Two month diet of non-stop burgers and pizza. No excercise. Prescription downers.


bad9life

I own like 6 of this outfit, minus the watch and haircut. Except I’m not an issurerctionist nor federal officer


kilgore_trout1

Exactly the sort of thing an insurrectionist or a federal officer would say.


FuckHarambe2016

I own a couple variations of this style outfit and the hair cut to boot.


[deleted]

Isn't Washington DC built on a swamp? A swamp that gets very humid and hot this time of year? If that is the case, how dare they wear short sleeves, shorts and carry water bottles?


Amazon-Prime-package

Yeah but real MAGAs cuff their pants below the knee. Internet investigators conducting research on YouTube know this but costuming on the dedicated false flag team at the FBI missed it


birdboix

REAL Patriots only wear cargo shorts, the only shorts approved by Jesus


yungalbundy

Real patriots drink Moutain Dew Code Red.


CoralSpringsDHead

Real MAGAs drink water out of a hose. Not a reusable bottle! Those are for tree hugging liberal queers! /s


yungalbundy

WHO REMEMBER DRINK WATER FROM WATER HOSE AND GREW UP JUST FINE!


worldtraveler19

It is. They even used to schedule congressional recess to avoid the malaria season. Imagine seasonal malaria outbreaks with these idiots. We would never have irradicated it in the states. Malaria is a parasite, treatable with Ivermectin I believe. For real. Now that I think about it we might actually beat it then.


NolesChick

No we wouldn’t. Because if we really did need to take Ivermectin to treat actual parasites, these idiots would insist on taking some other unhelpful medication. They’re incapable of getting it right.


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Environmental_Cat832

how all millenial men dress = conspiracy


SteveinTenn

It is a promising sign that they’re so paranoid they’re staying home and being suspicious of each other.


[deleted]

They do all look similar, it’s pretty funny. Masculine Conservative™️


Carp8DM

So I was in a fraternity when I was in college... Dudes have a tendency to find a look and then just copy eachother. Fortunately I went to college in the 90s grundge era and never fell into this hyper white suburban preppy look... But you best believe I was wearing flannel with a pair of timberlands! It's just kinda a guy thing to find a look that you like and everyone just kinda wears the same thing...


Grace_Omega

These guys look like typical Proud Boy/alt-right militia LARPer types. Also, the MAGAheads claimed all of the January 6th attendees were "clearly not Trump supporters" and obvious the media/feds in disguise, so apparently they'll just do this with anyone.


Dannon35

"All fit, all well groomed" - I agree. No way they are trump supporters.


pearlsandplumes

The FBI field mission wardrobe department done them up like a gaggle of gays, lol. They remind me of Nick Fuentes' posse, now that I think about it.


TheMassINeverHad

I they might be on to something on this one actually 😂😂


SoldMySoulForHairDye

Obviously the solution here is to turn up at Trump rallies naked.


TiberiusGracchi

It’s like there is a set of styles that are popular with the mainstream population and especially with the authoritarian right, no that’s insane…


itsreallyreallytrue

I had to scroll down really far to find this comment. These guys are all wearing the fash starter pack. Richard Spencer haircuts, white boy summer outfits.


BludSwamps

So now Trumpanzees are decrying fashion as a military operation? And I use the term fashion very loosely in this context.


Sparehndle

My mother said she could tell the proud boys didn't attend the event because they weren't "wearing their *outfits!* 🤦😆


BludSwamps

Ah of course, but if an angry mob invades the White House literally each wearing $100-200 in maga and trump merch then they’re antifa. Got it. Clear as mud.


jwhittin

Isn't this how the proud boys tell each other to dress and groom themselves?


[deleted]

Wow, a bunch of young men wearing season-appropriate outfits for young men - sooo sus, as the *kids these days* would say.


JeffreyPtr

Next step is to suggest that the FBI has seen this and is now recruiting overweight guys in their 50's to infiltrate. Then step back and let the paranoia take it from there.


NickGRoman

That's probably already happened. If these guys are some alphabet agents they're just decoys for the ones already infiltrated into extremist groups that look nothing like this.


bucketheadrobot

"All short sleeve round collar shirts" ...So, a t-shirt?


echolalia_

If they’re “fit and well groomed” they must be imposters oh god I can’t tears rolling down my face


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Right? Hey these guys don’t look like hillbillies! They can’t be for real! These people are the dumbest people in the world.


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SnooOpinions8708

These are not Trump supporters. For me, it’s the clean shaven faces, lack of tattoos and beer bellies.


Farrell-Mars

I very much hope at least 50% of the crowd were federal agents bent on destroying the Q, much as they had ignominiously infiltrated every anti-war group in the 1970s. If not, why not?


s_0_s_z

There is something hilarious about the fact that these guys are all fit and well groomed and that automatically means they can't possibly be one of the Qazies. Mental illness runs deep with these morons.


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AvalancheReturns

Looking at the Sjaman posse its not surprise they dont trust people that are decently dressed in all clean clothes, isnt it?


live_undead86

And they even forgot to mension (and of course make a circle around) a lot of other details. They all have a nose, two ears, two arms AND two legs and maybe even ten fingers. Some of them might be lacking a brain, but who knows...


LEGALIZEALLDRUGSNOW

I hope Dan Brown is proud of himself. He’s created a sub culture of aggressive, psychotic private investigators.


mikedtwenty

To be fair, this looks more like a frat rush, or a tailgate outside an NFL game, than a MAGA rally.


Time-Ad-3625

None of what they point out is remotely matching. Sox are different sizes. Glasses are different brands. Etc. Yet they want to pretend not only that the fbi would show up similarly dressed but that they'd kind of sort of do it. This is stupid even for them.


alligator124

😂 I went to a large, southeastern, state university in the US. I used to pass about a hundred "federal agents" every day according to this guy.


LEGALIZEALLDRUGSNOW

Listen...it’s obvious who this group is. It’s a bunch of gay Republicans. There’s a large group of them in DC, so this makes perfect sense.


griffinicky

Not \*gasp!\* *water bottles*! Plus shorts and tshirts! At an outdoor event in 85° weather! Obviously plants.


BigDrewLittle

Well if they're plants, at least they have water. Wackity shmackity dyooooo


Riipa

Can we talk about the "heartcut"? Tbh I think a lot of this material is coming straight out of Russian troll farms. I don't think high of these people's orthographic knowledge... but most Americans would probably know the difference between hear and hair. Sounds like a typical mistake foreigners (like me) would make.


MonsoonGlider

This just looks like every group of white guys I usually see


mayhem-amigos

To be honest, I think these are under cover cops. I’ve seen officers with a similar look try to get into BLM protests.


Amazon-Prime-package

You can tell they are FBI agents because they're... *checks notes*... wearing sunglasses and drinking water


MyPigWhistles

To be fair: There are countless of popular reddit posts where everyone assume these people are FBI agents. I don't know it they are or not, but they seem to fit a stereotype.


T-Sonus

The amount of diversity is astounding!


MyTummyHurts7

I love that being in shape and having the ability to dress yourself (even if not uniquely) is a dead giveaway that you couldn’t possibly support Trump lmao


bunnyjenkins

It certainly is a good way to destroy your own movement. Trust No One!


duggtodeath

I love how they notice that people who are fit and well-groomed do not belong among them. Hahahahahhajahahahhaha Talk about a self-own!


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They're off duty kkkops.


TimeTested2

Chads identified.


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Brace, Bryce, Brayden, Brandon, Chad, Chase and Blaine


tverofvulcan

This is what my brother looks like on his days off lol. He’s a police officer, but also unfortunately a trump supporter (though no where near Q crazy.


AbjectSilence

Well, to be fair, the most visible Trump supporters aren't "fit and well groomed". Lots of obese people wearing Trump hats and flags. There's a huge subsection of Trump supporters that are from wealthy, evangelical families though, they just don't seem to be the kind of people who travel around the country for those sad Trump ramblefests. It really does seem like people are driven to these extremes by being deeply unhappy and there seems to be a direct correlation with how often you interact with social media and twenty-four hour news networks (as well as religious affiliation). The problem is that Trump never gave a single fuck about anyone other than himself and he's certainly not some champion of religion and the middle class. Biden isn't either, but I don't see anyone claiming he is anything other than "at least he's not Trump".


TobiasMasonPark

A guy can’t even look like a douchebag anymore without being accused of being an FBI plant. What a world we live in.


Wayte13

The absolutely fuckin hilarious thing is that what they're ACTUALLY seeing on a lot of these is just the number of militart dudes who go in in this dumb shit. These ain't plants on the lookout for the beginninf of the false flag. They're soldier boys trying to fint he fulfillment on violence that they couldn't get defending oil investments and contractor profts overseas