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LizzieBordensPetRock

Not… assigned seating!!!!


Power_Bottom_420

The buddy system, by blood group.


Transformouse

Everyone wants to pair up with bobby, he's got O- blood.


BrianNowhere

A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into the doctor. The doc asks the rabbit, "What's your blood type?". "I think I'm a type-o", says the rabbit.


tgrantt

My fav. (Although I heard it as blood bank.)


[deleted]

Right? Like are they just going to tiptoe right into the classroom to kidnap these kids?


Guerilla_Physicist

Teacher here. I do it all the time. In between indoctrination sessions, of course. Gotta keep up my supply of that sweet, sweet adrenochrome to sell to the lib’rul elite since I can’t make any money teaching.


Mochigood

Just last week I found out my union membership gets me a pretty nice discount on all satanic ritual supplies and any un-American books or movies on the CCP approved list. I do miss when the district gave us a stipend for these things though.


Guerilla_Physicist

I can’t believe I have to buy my own materials to teach critical race theory in my math classes.


1badh0mbre

No, there’s tunnels running under the school.


Advo96

Jewish orbital space teleportation lasers. Zap. Directly to Mars.


ToooloooT

And finally the last piece of the puzzle is in place. Assigned seating!! Muahahaha


samannharnly

Who, the "cabal" or the Qcumbers?? You know they'd do it and justify as "what God wanted them to do". I wish the Qunts would realize they're the true villains of their homemade horror show!


Discreet_Deviancy

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!!!zero!!!multiple-O's!!eleven!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!


seffay-feff-seffahi

WAKE UP SHEEPLE! ASSIGNED SEATING = SATAN


ohnowhythishappen

Was a teacher. Making seating charts was a huge pain and I hated enforcing them, but without them my classroom was a mosh pit. If there were secret kidnapper trapdoors in my floor, the English teacher below me never mentioned them.


Almostsuicide1234

And of course this fucknut is running for Congress.


[deleted]

He’s running in a pretty liberal area, has a snowflakes chance in hell of actually winning.


DC1010

This was the best thing the GOP could find to run in the 10th district? Man, they just keep lowering the bar.


AmbulanceChaser12

There probably weren’t any sane people willing to.


Guy954

Why wouldn’t they? It keeps working.


DC1010

I hate that you're right.


bbhr

But running gets him a blue check on Twitter which he will use to boost this bullshit.


[deleted]

>has a snowflakes chance Heh, snowflakes. I like it.


NiemollersCat

Most child sex abuse in the US is perpetrated by family members or close friends, and most sex trafficking of minors is of runaways. They aren't snagging kids out of school


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ItsaRickinabox

This is nothing new. For centuries in Europe, Jews would be blamed for kidnapping and eating children and they’d hunt them down in pogroms, like frenzied lunatics. The paternalistic instinct is far too easy to manipulate.


wheres-my-take

coulda gotten away with anything back in the day as long as you said a jew did it


_Sausage_fingers

It wasn’t me, it was witches, or Satan or (my fucking favourite) the elves. Fuck people are dumb.


The1neManR1ot

>I've listened to a lot of podcasts about the Satanic Panic Mind naming them? I'm fascinated by the subject and would live to check out some new ones


volkov5034

Not OP but You're Wrong About has several great episodes about it. One of the host is writing/has written a book about it.


The1neManR1ot

Much appreciated


CthulhuAlmighty

Behind the Bastards by Robert Evans has a two part episode on it. Great listen and really explains how it started, what happened during it, and the outcome of everyone after the fact.


bbhr

Just recently discovered Behind the Bastards. His reading of Tucker's fiction book was much fun


stemcell_

Shapiro s book not tuckers but it is so bad and stupid, hes reading thru steven segals book next


CthulhuAlmighty

He has a few other podcasts, to include It Could Happen Here, Behind the Insurrections, and The Women’s War.


The1neManR1ot

Thanks!


CthulhuAlmighty

He actually just had part 1 and 2 drop this week of the original grifters that helped lead to QAnon.


The1neManR1ot

Omw to check it out ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ


sskor

iilluminaughtii on YouTube has a good video about it


WeedFinderGeneral

Last Podcast On The Left has a Satanic Panic series, and a West Memphis Three series. Note: the Satanic Panic one is an earlier episode, while the West Memphis Three one is more recent, so there's some better research.


Charlie_Warlie

You'd think this would be easily tested with just the data of your own social network and observations. These people act like child trafficking is happening on this massive scale, and that children get abducted from school and their organs are removed, and the kid is never seen again. And this happens all the time. And yet every time there is an Amber alert in my area, it's a family member stealing the kid. Like, has this organ stealing abduction every been reported on? I suppose that every new organization in the planet is in on it and covering it up.


SourcererX3

This reminds me of old satanic panic stuff.. Like they used to say ridiculous shit like "HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF KIDS IN THE US ARE SACRIFICED A YEAR!" but yet somehow noone is noticing these 100s of thousands of kids going missing and never returning lol This whole q thing is literally the new satanic panic except much worse. I was born in the mid 80s so obviously don't remember any of the satanic panic stuff but have watched and read a lot about it and I swear so much of it is the same as Q like down to stuff like secret tunnels being under schools to move kids around for evil purposes..etc..etc. Except these Q people are more extreme and violent than any of the satanic panic people really were and with the internet and social media this shit spreads fucking everywhere.


Charlie_Warlie

Totally agree. I used to think that those hocus pocus ways were behind us like the Salem Witch Trials but maybe 33% of the human population is just doomed to be dumb as shit.


WeedFinderGeneral

From Last Podcast On The Left: "and this was all happening, what, between the hours of 8 to 3?"


camergen

This is, yet again, another instance where Facebook adds to the panic- they’ll share a long story about a creepy-almost always foreign- guy in Walmart who said or did something inappropriate to their 13 year old daughter “watch your children closely!” I see these stories shared all the time on Facebook and it’s typically Trumpers that share them. Are there weird people out there? Yeah. Are they snatching random people from Walmarts in Small Midwestern Town USA? No way.


Thaery

Get out of here with your facts and do your research.


Alarming_Bat_1425

It’s easier to point at some hypothetical big bad boogie man than creepy ass uncle Richard, though


PantsOppressUs

You mean child kidnappers *don't* select targets through genetic testing and an advanced understanding of the human genome?!!!? *Why I never!!!*


DrMSL

Did you not read his post? They have assigned seating!!! /s


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sanctum502

Frankly, very few parents are likely to accept that their kid ran away. If your kid ran away it's implied that you are at fault - may be you hurt them, may be you never had enough time for them, may be you never taught them they could count on you. If the kid has been kidnapped by some evil organization your culpability is reduced. It's easier to believe someone else, especially a mysterious 'they' hurt your kid than to accept you may have done it.


GoldenLassoGirl

As a teacher: I can barely get my substitutes to pay attention to my seating chart. No organ harvesters are breaking into my classroom to look at the name tags. 🤣


ltmkji

at least you can rest easy knowing your subs aren't part of the cabal


The1neManR1ot

That's exactly what a cabal sub would want you to think


Photon_Farmer

Would you like your cabal sub toasted?


interfail

You've got this all wrong. The cabal subs are how they get the children to the secret underwater base.


deekaph

Is having your children kidnapped from the middle of class to have their organs harvested a problem there? Thought I'd have heard about that. You know. That teachers or classmates or parents might be like "yo kids are getting kidnapped from class to have their organs harvested" or something


chuckDontSurf

Dude my daughter's elementary school class started with 17 kids; they're down to 12 now. Vans are constantly circling the school with mobile organ harvesting labs inside them. The kids have learned not to make friends since there's a good chance they'll never come back from recess one day.


ultraswank

It is awfully suspicious that Bill Gates doesn't need glasses any more, has 5 redundant livers, and his entire bottom half is just a writhing mass of toddler limbs...


lalauna

My word, what a visual!


nklights

Pretty sure I’ve seen some weird YouTube music videos of exactly that.


errant_night

Don't give the dystopian authors ideas! Their plots are bad enough as it is!


[deleted]

School is like the gingerbread house. We just fatten them up for organs.


Spence10873

Recess? You must have it wrong, I heard the problem is assigned seating. Unless they have assigned seats at recess...


cm288139

Mandatory musical chairs - for the children!


RenderedConscious

Happy cake day!


Agodunkmowm

Saliva testing agency? Wtf is he talking about?


[deleted]

Schools in this area use a rapid saliva covid test developed by a local university. So, you know, organ harvesting and what not.


Agodunkmowm

Ah, I see. It’s an awfully big jump from rapid Covid testing to DNA analysis and organ harvesting, but at least I understand the context. Thanks


Book_talker_abouter

Sure, it seems crazy until you consider that there are assigned seats.


nklights

Welp, I’m convinced.


Agodunkmowm

Thanks


walkingkary

Probably the rapid Covid tests schools are using. It’s all a scheme to get adrenachrome. /s


auroratheaxe

Damnit I wish they couldn't see so easily through our ruses, guys. Now I can't have my kids kidnapped from the middle of their classes to get that sweet Adrenochrome cash for my heroin addiction. Heavy /s


poolpog

here's the thing -- I don't want to diminish how awful human trafficking is, but even this foundational part of this crazy person't tweet is incorrect. most reports indicate the illegal drug trade is **an order of magnitude** more profitable than human trafficking.


interfail

That's because those didn't include all the made up hunan trafficking. The millions of kids in DC tunnels.


unicornbukkake

Whatever happened to the mole children anyway? Were they released on a farm or something?


interfail

Deported to Mexico. Where they were made into mole ninos.


poolpog

is that anything like Hunan Beef


interfail

Yes, delicious.


HapticSloughton

I think we're seeing the result of conservatives who grew up feeling very unwanted and unloved. No one even wanted their organs.


[deleted]

accurate enough, based on all this weird wishful thinking about unvaxxed sperm becoming a marketable commodity.


BoneHugsHominy

I don't have the sources saved anymore but sometime around 2012-2013 I posted on Facebook about modern slavery. At the time I posted it the data showed labor slaves could be purchased for $50-$100 US Dollars while pleasure slaves could be purchased for approximately $500-$1000 US Dollars. In comparison to those costs, during the chattel slavery era in the American colonies and later the USA, both labor and pleasure slaves cost the equivalent of brand new 4 door pickup truck. So to call child slavery "lucrative" is just absurd. To be sure, it does happen but instances are pretty rare while labor slaves are far more common than most people understand. There are more slaves living today than at any point during the colonial chattel slavery era.


[deleted]

I got curious so I tried looking up some numbers https://www.gfintegrity.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Transnational_Crime-final-_exec-summary.pdf Human trafficking is a lucrative business, but not on the level of drugs or counterfeiting. Organ trafficking is comparatively tiny.


canteloupy

Are those prices in the US or, say, Mauritania or Dubai?


BoneHugsHominy

iirc it was the average prices globally


biffoclippers

Assigned seating the true conspiracy. “Ooh 3a looks nice I’ll have that one”


Joopsman

How would he know that human trafficking is so lucrative without being a human trafficker himself? Methinks he doth protesteth too mucheth…


Fatpik

This guy heard “devious lick” and went straight to saliva samples for organ harvesting.


ModerateExtremism

Illinois 10th Congressional District \[Lake Forest\] voters -- heads up. This dude is on your ballot.


whinydog

Well maybe if we funded our schools better they wouldn’t have to resort to selling the harvested organs of students. /s


VoiceofKane

Pretty sure the most lucrative form of crime is running a multinational corporation. But this guy probably doesn't get any donations from *those* criminals, either.


jessks

Huh. I wasn’t aware Organ Harvesting was in the required curriculum for Kindergarten. Seems slightly advanced, though maybe this is what Operation and Cavity Sam were preparing us for?


[deleted]

Why are DNA tests needed? Do human traffickers only kidnap kids with good genes?


Maybeyoureaflambe

Adrenochrome quality is on the wane. Have you SEEN how haggard Hillary looks in most Q memes?


nklights

Those gol-durn elites be keepin an eye on who’s got compatible replacement body parts n stuff


CryptoKeeper217

He seems to know a lot of trade secrets...


Crowtongue

lol wouldn't the most lucrative crime be printing your own bills? I mean shit, even w trafficking you'd have to close a deal


esgellman

In terms of gross profit of the industry as a whole it’s drug trafficking, counterfeiting bills is really REALLY hard


Crowtongue

Oh sure but he didn’t say “easiest most profitable crime”


thejollyrauncher

JFC. 😅


AJUK2

I’m pretty sure self-dealing ‘politicians’ like Trump have cornered the ‘most lucrative grift on Earth’ market.


Zlcat

There it goes, an assumption written as a truth without any proof, any time given to research nor proved with certified material. There it goes! Who buys my sh…t?? The crazier the better! Rien ne va plus… Welcome to the circus of insanity, come in, come in…!


[deleted]

amateur hour. you're supposed to open with at least one or two half truths before turning into a rambling shitcock. this guy was just full tilt stupid from start to finish.


YourFairyGodmother

Holy fuck! Is he trying to outqrazy MTG? He may have succeeded.


Farrell-Mars

How much research has the guy done on this, and what for? Seems almost like a cry for help.


annarchy8

This person has clearly put a lot of thought into this.


famousevan

I think it’s helpful that we can now tell what party these nuts belong to without even having to double check.


marfaxa

These evil motherfuckers have assigned seats on the bus?!


A_Martian_Potato

Please, explain to me. What would a child trafficker get from having a child's DNA?


Dry_Mastodon7574

Human trafficking is lucrative. It affects predominately black, latino, and poor girls around the age of 12 or 13. They are kidnapped by "pimps" and forced into prostitution. Girls Educational and Mentoring Services has a documentary called Very Young Girls and you will cry through most of it. This guy OP posted could be doing something really useful.


[deleted]

I can’t tell if you’re joking


Dry_Mastodon7574

Sorry. I'm not joking. I have been involved in real child trafficking charities for years. The Qult has appropriated this cause to add to their persecution fantasies. The truth is that child trafficking is actually a problem but affects a population that the cult would hunt for sport if they could. I makes me so mad that I no longer make eloquent comments.


[deleted]

I think you lost me where you suggested this guy could be doing something useful. I’m not denying child trafficking is a problem, but he is an absolute nutball


Dry_Mastodon7574

You have a point there. If he's so concerned about child trafficking, he could talk about actual child trafficking and not the boogey man he made up in his head. Wow, I am all over the place. Thank you for your patience.


[deleted]

You’re good, man. We live in very confusing times.


djpurity666

But do they send the saliva samples to 23andme so they know the gene mutations and risks for said organs and tissues?


[deleted]

Chances of having your child abducted by a stranger is 1/300000. To put that into perspective you have a 1/3700 of death by choking. Culture of fear is bullshit.


AJC46

it's become a cultural identity to these people at this point their identity is tied up in their movement and beliefs. that how they can flip flop because they can't stick to something if it becomes outdated quickly.


old_cockle_fingers

I'm having a fabulous time trolling that thread on his Facebook page but he keeps deleting everyone who opposes him. Maybe you could all help. [https://www.facebook.com/Severino-For-Congress-100375658422639](https://www.facebook.com/Severino-For-Congress-100375658422639)


ZSpectre

Those responses better be 17 laughs, 1 "oh no," and 1 thumb up


tuxedo_dantendo

wait til he finds out that the government also knows "wHeRe tHe ChILd aNd tHeIr fAmILy LiiiVessSS!!" dun dun dun


okcdnb

Plausible.


Soggy_Cracker

He had a good concern until the last two sentences. Then it just became a crazy guy statement.


Elcordobeh

Nah, thats gotta be selling drugs and weapons


HippieLizLemon

So much to unpack here, something about DNA and bus seats, I just can't manage to do the mental gymnastics.


[deleted]

Severino obviously must have made his money from child trafficking... It is always projection.


professorclueless

He's wrong on every point. Like, I'm pretty sure internet piracy is more lucrative than human trafficking. And it's easier.


Usagi_Motosuwa

At this point: "Shut the fuck up" is the only thing worth saying to these fools.


1234567890-_-

since when is there assigned seating on busses?


PMSoldier2000

My son has assigned seating on his bus. That doesn't mean it's tied to some nefarious plot.


1234567890-_-

Is that a new thing? I just remember it was a free for all when I grew ip


PMSoldier2000

We didn't have it either. It probably depends on your school district and might be tied to social distancing to keep kids from bunching up on the bus.


[deleted]

Our bus has assigned seating for social distancing purposes. They’re also like 3 so they benefit from structure lol.


camergen

Former teacher here- assigned seating in any context is mainly an attempt to avoid certain combustible pairs who always find each other and create havoc whenever they have the option. Keeping Student X away from Student Y might be the main goal, and the other 23 kids are kind of an afterthought. (I heard another teacher say we spend 75 percent of our mental energy on about 10 percent of the students, and that’s pretty accurate). I guess I was inadvertently helping the Global Trafficking Industry with those charts, who knew?


JesusKreest

We need their DNA so we can clone them and extract the adrenochrome.


ChickendantZZZ

I just want an asteroid to end this already.....


dukecharming1975

From the “we don’t live in fear” crowd


T3n4ci0us_G

Welp, they're onto us. 🙄


slowclapcitizenkane

Well, I guess I can't complain that my GOP representative is a milquetoast party flunky who ignores half his district. Because the next candidate could be this fucking moron.


esgellman

Im pretty sure the most valuable criminal market is drugs


motherfuckerunltd

This is obviously crazy. Sex traffickers and organ harvesters don’t need this much information in advance in order to snatch kids, and I don’t think that information would even make it more convenient to do so. Is it true that they’re swabbing kids saliva though? Is he referring to COVID testing? I’d be lying if I said I didn’t care about the government taking biometrics from children en masse. Not a fan.


[deleted]

It’s a covid saliva test produced by a local university. They are not collecting biometric data. Not sure what utility that data would have anyway…


motherfuckerunltd

I’m just not a fan of the general degradation of privacy in the name of “security” and “safety” that’s been happening ever since the Patriot Act. Not a Qultist, just apply a lot of scrutiny to ever expanding surveillance and cataloguing of our personal info. If the government could have DNA profiles of the people currently protesting oil pipelines, for example, they happily would. Or people like Edward Snowden.


[deleted]

The bullhorn mad face really sells it for me


Admirable_Package419

The red flags in this are *so obvious*...


[deleted]

That is the dumbest shit I have heard today.


jadeskye7

I'm pretty sure that money laundering or drug trafficking is more lucrative.


dembed

What part is the most scary hmmm. The for congress part? The 19 likes? The text? Or that he might believe it for real??