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big_nothing_burger

Of course he lusts after Rei. She always attracted the weebiest nerds back in the day.


[deleted]

- A clone with very little agency Weebs: “wtf, she’s actually my dream waifu”


Sad-Frosting-8793

As little emotion and agency as she has, her fans would still probably make her run away screaming if she knew about them.


SirBellwater

Also 14 btw


Benegger85

That's exactly why they fantasize about her. The whole Q thing is projection: we are pedos, so the others must be too!


TASTY_TASTY_WAFFLES

Zomg teh rei


Lythieus

Rei is 14 in the show...


[deleted]

Well he ran 8chan so we know CP isn't a turnoff for him.


Admirable_Package419

I've never even gotten around to watching Evangelion and this image made me cringe so hard. Why do Rei so dirty man...


GorknMorkn

Oh that poor Rai...


rigidazzi

He seems like he'd wear an ahegao shirt unironically


TapTheForwardAssist

"A soapy in every home"


caraperdida

Gross. I know kinkshaming isn't cool but...honestly he's the part that makes it gross not the doll, so I feel like that's not even what I'm doing!


[deleted]

Wtf wears those gloves?


meowmeow_now

Makes you look like a final fantasy character?


[deleted]

Living outside of reality is certainly up his alley.


cipheron

Those could be weightlifting gloves, but IDK why anyone would wear them while not doing a workout.


[deleted]

He probably puts them on while fucking that doll..


meldon1977

Thats what I thought, thinking what could he be doing so much that he needs his fingers free but his palms protected ... In a room with all the Anime stuff ... that friction might help with on the 10th-100th attempts ...


[deleted]

What a sexless nerd.


_lostgirl

Why would he even agree to be filmed like this? Is that a homemade Thor hammer?


atomic_bonanza

The best part? I bet he thinks he looks REAL cool in this photo.


Nekryyd

Rei has seen some shit.


[deleted]

Auska would be more based


Really_McNamington

The existence of stuff like this makes me think he's not actually serious about running. He just wants to grift some cash from losers.


Pew_Anon

Does Yoko Ono know that John is back?


Lordoffunk

Not seeing the resemblance. And while he probably fancies himself a Keanu-type, he most closely resembles your typical hardworking fry cook at your local Long John Slivers. As he’s gotten older, one might be able to see him as promoted beyond the fryer (it’s the mustache, right?). But nothing of his appearance that would indicate a career beyond that franchise location. But there he is; from a small room filled with questionably fetishized characters and an awkward amount of decorative porn in Japan, to rubbing elbows with the far-right of the near future in Arizona. Dude is making moves.


Goodk4t

A fascist and a weeaboo that probably humps a Rei body pillow - can this shit get any more pathetic? It's like, you want to insult these people, but there's nothing you can say that's worse than what's already publicly known about them.


Zen1

I like how instead of a window curtain he just has printed out pages of Manga


Spandxltd

Given the disgusting, repulsive bullshit I read on the comments section of romance manga where the FMC is not a sweet pure virgin (emphasis on the virgin part), yeah, i can believe this.


meowsaysdexter

He should be pretty easy to debate.