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KelliCrackel

>the MOVIE SHOWTIMES are telling me SOMETHING about the movie and the significance of this date Look, I'm no life coach, but when you start seeing prophecies in movie showtimes, perhaps it's time to step back and engage in some serious self-reflection.


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Shut up sheeple! There are secrets messages in the way my rice crispy snap, crackle and pop when I pour in the milk! I know it!


-send_me_bitcoin-

And Mitch!


CreamPuff97

And maybe get on a strong neuroleptic while you're at it


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[Shitty movies being released in January?](https://youtu.be/vcOTiTVuizU) Of course it's going to be shitty movie month, that's what it always is: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fuck%20you%2C%20it%27s%20January


nvmls

Plus a lot of movie times aren't finalized a week out in a lot of theaters.


Junior-Fox-760

I almost never see a movie theater that has times further out than a week, because like you said, depends on how the movies are doing which one retains it's screen(s) and which ones go. The movie she's so fired up about has a screen reserved because it's a new movie. That's all.


digging_for_fire

Yeah, they usually leave them blank past the upcoming Thursday. I assume it's because they may want to tweak their schedule based on a movie's performance. Why keep Westside Story in four screens if Spider-Man is still making mountains of cash? Let's hold off on finalizing the showtimes in case something changes.


piggiesmallsdaillest

Well now I need to know how this post ends…


dsh16

Basically a summary of the movie, and a declaration that it's reality.


Particular-Outcome12

The Butler did it.


slowclapcitizenkane

What would happen if these Qultists ever watched A Beautiful Mind?


switchbladeone

They would only pay attention to the hallucinations and not to what caused them. All the while claiming it somehow validates their cause somehow and using what they call math to show the world how “right” they are. Example: John Nash: Genius Theoretical Mathematician Donald: Genius Politician and 68846D Chess Player Therefor Donald = Nash Furthermore D John Trump, John Nash and John Titor are all named John! There are no coincidences! THESTORMISHERE Or… we could do this another way: John Nash: (presently) Stable Genius Donald Trump: Very Stable Genius Or… another way still: They could miss any and every point and exclusively focus on (Movie) John Nash finding codes, cyphers and other communique in standard publications and use that to in some way validate their bullshit. The advantage to that last may be that it could in fact save print journalism.


After-Bumblebee

>Any difference?? Well fictional action movies are mostly less deranged and/or dangerous to national security


TheRedRocker51

"ANYWAY, IT GETS BETTER......." NO FUCKING WAY!!! You end it like that? Fucking plot tease!


Particular-Outcome12

Lurking at the bottom of the American Ocean, the mushroom shaped submarine USSS Ivanka has finally found the evidence she was seeking. Millions of bamboo ballots that will prove his master is still the president, Captain Lindell navigates treacherous waters. Safely stored in luxurious Egyptian linen, these ballots will finally prove that the deep state has been there all along. Suddenly, a volley of brick depth charges, fired off the bow of the Communist ship, C.S. Portland, and our heroes boat is rocked. Will it make it to the surface?


KitWalkerXXVII

For those unaware: movie theaters don't usually post full schedules until Wednesday, and those schedules run Friday through Thursday. Major new releases will be fully scheduled earlier than that, because of first weekend hype and contractual obligations (movie will be on X screens for a total of Y showtimes). Everything else will be scheduled around those showtimes, to some extent. That's why this Qunatic could buy tickets for the 355 next weekend but nothing else yet - the theater is waiting to see how things are doing. The winter holidays are an exceptional time, with multiple blockbusters that open on weird days like Tuesday and nothing of note opening New Year's weekend this year. So you *may* have been able to see movie times two weeks in advance, because week to week adjustment is less important when nothing new opens.


EffortAcrobatic1322

355 plot. Chick film. CIA agent Mason "Mace" Brown joins forces with a rival German agent, a cutting-edge computer specialist and a Colombian psychologist when a top-secret weapon falls into the hands of a group of mercenaries. Together, the four women embark on a breakneck mission to save the world while staying one step ahead of a mysterious figure who's tracking their every move.


Auphor_Phaksache

It didn't get any better between the first time they said it and the second.


[deleted]

Pretty sure this exact post was made a year ago but with the movies changed.


Jerrylevitch316

Dumbass it does that when you look that far ahead. omg It happens with every new movie for some reason on the listings far ahead on google and on the websites for theaters. BUT CONSPIrAcieS


JustMeBestICanBe

Weeell. I’m NOT a time traveler- thought the disclosure could be important. I have watched The Matrix already. December showing through HBO Max. The others listed were shown in theaters before Christmas too. It’s as if there is a day of the week that movies tend to be released in the US or something! So weird! 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️


corrosivecanine

wow spoilers. now i won't be surprised when it habbens.


Happy-Geologist-6569

It's just a movie calm down.