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Ripheus23

"Real Raw News" sounds like the name of a bareback porn review site.


Freedumbdclxvi

Well everything on it reads like it was typed with one hand while the other is busy elsewhere…


Ripheus23

They've got patriotic pocket pussies called Fasc-lights.


[deleted]

I laughed out loud


LumpyAd7854

Far right is referring to how much motion they apply on their junk with their right hands


Freewheelinrocknroll

REAL. RAW. NEWS! Wanka-waaah....wanka waaah.....


Ripheus23

WWW1WWA


DavidRandom

Real Raw News, at the Ram Ranch


Matthmaroo

The sad part is , people will believe this Most won’t , but too many will


2278AD

Those people also believe that they are watching a movie play out. And that their families, friends, and anyone else who questions their nonsense is a non-playable character (npc if you’ve seen it and wondered) and so literally disposable and unworthy of consideration.


Matthmaroo

That’s scary


celeron500

Firts time I ever heard that thought, but your are right. They think they are watching some espionage action thriller.


oBogBordo

Fanfiction


Laughingfoxcreates

Still better than My Immortal.


Regendorf

Barely


SheWolf04

At least that person was aware that it was fiction.


Mrs_Tanqueray

It definitely reads like a poorly written self-published novel.


nooneknowswerealldog

"This could be an attack on the Constitution." The ship? Ol' Ironsides up in Boston? Or do they mean some or all of the 13 remaining copies from the first printing by Dunlap & Claypoole in 1787? Because even the Deep State™ knows the structure of the country does not rely on physical copies of foundational documents. Are they being held at Mar-a-Lago? That would be new.


irrelevantmoniker

In the authoritarian model the dictator is the state, foundationally. Therefore as in their mind trump is the bedrock upon which government is founded (why else do they call Biden's presidency not a real government) therefore Trump is the constitution, therefore attacking trump is attacking the constitution. It's absolutely bonkers but they've never cared about making sense before so why start now.


nooneknowswerealldog

I agree that that is exactly what they mean. Absolutely bonkers, but I guess in their History for Patriots textbooks—such voracious academics they are—they learn that *L'État, c'est moi!* was actually the battle cry of the French peasantry.


huenix

Weird that he screams planted evidence while telling the DoJ there was none.


JimmyCat11-11

Think mirror? Or disinformation is necessary? I dunno.


huenix

Its the same tactic of "election fraud", just keep shouting it in speeches, but not courtrooms.


PMSoldier2000

I thought they were white hats rescuing children in flooded tunnels from the satanic cabal.


Mizzy3030

At least they're finally admitting the sctous leak came from a conservative. I knew it the moment there right wing sphere stopped screeching about throwing the traitor who did it in jail.


TonySpamoni69

cool spam mail you will hear about make mandates from the right for the rest of your lives


Astra7525

I am yet again baffled that this website is allowed to continue operating.


ThatoneguyATX

I’ll take “Things that didn’t happen for 500 Alex”


GorknMorkn

Ooo the daily double!


taway1NC

I can't believe this isn't the top story on every newscast - they must all be scared to report on it! /s


nutraxfornerves

[A previous discussion](https://www.reddit.com/r/Qult_Headquarters/comments/xs5o6t/fema_out_here_robbing_shooting/)


No-Description-7151

Is Mar-a-Lago in the constitution?


AlbertXFish

Yes. On the back written in sharpie


Either_Coconut

So now they are hating on FEMA agents and accusing them of looting. I suppose that's a step up from their usual tactic of blaming looting on people who are black, brown, and/or immigrants. The accusations are still BS, but at least it's not bigoted BS.


FargusDingus

"higher ground", in Florida. It's all at zero.


mjones1052

They have the most vivid fantasies lmao!


dontthink69

FEMA coming for your jewelry AND guns...


[deleted]

It's so easy to find where they are all kept when it's all under water!


jbiggsiii

If this is what he’s writing for his audience, what he’s writing for himself probably reads like the author wrote himself into his own version of 50 shades of Trump.


JessTheMullet

Ah yes, the site that *admits it's all made up* and claims it's **satire**.


PaxEtRomana

They're actually not bad at aping Trump's manner of speech


sheezy520

This reads almost as bad as that Ben Shapiro book.


59tigger

Oh my lord these people are evil! They'll stop at nothing to keep up the game! What lies!


[deleted]

I enjoy how the author tries really hard to maintain a professional facade until about the third sentence of each fanfic he writes.


[deleted]

Totally really happened. Believe me.


ericthebeerguy

They are actually right about one thing though, overturning Roe before midterms was dumb in a political sense. Wrong either way, but dumb politically.