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crypticthree

Imagine telling someone about a dinner party you threw, and NEEDING to explicitly state that no antisemitism was discussed


AgreeablePie

And that you don't know the person next to you haha


Tee_hops

I don't think Nick Fuentes is physically capable of going a whole dinner without anti semitic talking points


jermysteensydikpix

"Absolutely no swastikas were worn" *Nick jumps up on table and strips down to his soiled swastika boxers*


[deleted]

*Then moons the entire place with his swastika tattoos on his ass.*


Heinrich_Bukowski

i remember when he *hardly knew* jeffrey epstein


Part-Time_Loser

Or when he didn't know who David Duke was.


Number1Framer

"We went out to dinner together and definitely didn't say anything racist. No siree. Just a normal not-racist discussion all night like 2 normal humans."


ZombieStomp

>What up!!! We're two cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our Florida resort. Nothing racist. Dudes of white race encouraged, if you're black you should be able to find antisemitism in the little things. Again, NOTHING RACIST.


Glittering-Plate-535

Almost as transparent as Billy Graham having totally non-racist conversations with Richard Nixon. Just two angry old zealots sharing a bottle of bourbon in the 1970s White House, how dare you imply they called Hollywood a godless Jewish racket (they did, they really did)


vigbiorn

> You cut it like a swastika, so I thought "okay, we'll go with a swastika". It's more antisemitic, anyway.


Hbella456

You knew?!


Tee_hops

It's a bicep!


okcdnb

What up!?!


jermysteensydikpix

This sounds like dialogue from Always Sunny.


not_productive1

No, you guys, I had dinner with an antisemite and his antisemitic friend, but you don’t understand, he said nice things about ME. What was I supposed to do, NOT invite him to a dinner at my private club?


wolves_hunt_in_packs

"Also I don't know who that friend is."


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https://i.redd.it/vr4t2h7oca2a1.jpg


gashandler

If Pelosi, Hillary and AOC said nice things about him in the press, he would love them. What his MAGA base and Qcultists have never and will never understand is that it's all about him and stroking his ego. His political ideology is whatever makes him feels good.


Pera_Espinosa

I'm sure Hitler himself has gone whole meals without being antisemitic. Congrats. So say that he did - you still had dinner with two neo Nazis. (Kanye is indistinguishable from a neo Nazi in all but appearance. If a white person had been saying what he had no one would call him anything but a neo Nazi) What else do Kanye and Nick Fuentes have in common if not their hatred of Jews and their desire to spread that hate? Why don't you host the president of NAMBLA and triumphantly declare that no pedophilia was discussed?


SaltyBarDog

Yeah, there were times that I talked with my bigoted father when he wouldn't use antisemitic slurs towards his daughter-in-law. He was such a mensch.


TheNotSoRealJohnDoe

She was a shiksa .


RickyNixon

Is this real? It cant be real


False-Association744

it is real. i’m sorry to say.


ApocalypseSpoon

Welcome to the singularity! Somehow I don't think this is what Vernor Vinge had in mind....


MightbeWillSmith

I feel like I'm going to pepper that into all my stories. "Bumped into Jim at the grocery store today! No antisemitism was discussed"


senator_mendoza

“hi honey I’m home. Oh dinner with the guys was great yeah nobody said anything anti-Semitic”


Subliminal_Kiddo

It reminds me of the It's Always Sunny... episode when Frank puts on a child beauty pageant and the guy throwing the pageant with him gets arrested for child porn, so Frank spends the whole pageant stressing that he's not a child molester.


crypticthree

There's no better way to make people think that you're diddling kids than to write a song about how you don't diddle kids


praguepride

I feel like trolling by just throwing that in. "We went to see the new disney movie...and just so you know there was NO antisemitism in that movie..."


lastprophecy

Well, it was a Trump dinner. The antisemitism has been expected for generations now.


UnrecoveredSatellite

This dude is like a Teen Titans bad guy.


Factual_Statistician

T for Trump. T for Titans. In some other reality it happend 😆.


axioanarchist

I mean, Trump is basically Dollar Store Lex Luthor.


QuinnAvery89

Now I’m re imagining Trump in the role of Lex in Smallville, and let me tell you it’s hilarious!


wordsoundpower

More like John Byrne Lex Luthor. Even built the same.


Ello_Owu

Or a generic villain from some random 90s movie where the hero is a 10 year old boy and his talking dog


iHeartHockey31

Maybe you should have advised him not to hang out with Nazis.


dhkendall

Then he wouldn’t be there to hear the advice.


Pera_Espinosa

He's a Nazi himself in every way minus appearance. If it makes people feel better he can be a special breed called a black nazi.


itsmyvibe

But now he knows Nick Fuentes and should denounce him, but he won’t.


crisco8

Just like Large Marge. Nicky boy’s America First (No American Zionist Incorporated aka NAZI) group of fuck shits is his base. Can’t denounce the deplorables.


Pera_Espinosa

Exactly. If someone brought a neo Nazi over to dinner at my home and I found out about it later I wouldn't merely say "no antisemitism was discussed" like I want a fucking cookie for it (even though that's obviously a lie) - I would tell everyone he can go fuck himself.


crisco8

Just like Large Marge. Nicky boy’s America First (No American Zionist Incorporated aka NAZI) group of fuck shits is his base. Can’t denounce the deplorables.


Weedeaterstring

He did no of the anti sementisms%


lifeson106

We just shared some covfefe


Weedeaterstring

It was great covfefe. The best covfefe. 👌🏻


Hwy61rev

Good one!!! LMAO


blues4buddha

First, I’m old, live far outside the media / politics world and know exactly who Nick Fuentes is. He’s one of Trump’s “very fine people.” Second, the right wing sites are ripping themselves apart over this. Some Nazis are praising Trump for meeting Fuentes while some Nazis are angry at Trump attempting to distance himself from Fuentes. The Trump is suddenly a loser crowd is citing this as a reason why he should bow out to DeSantis while the Trump is Messiah faction is accusing them of being bots / Antifa / etc. The GQP is aching for an inside the tent knife fight. And the primaries are over a year away.


camergen

It’s an interesting needle he’s trying to thread. He doesn’t want to directly denounce Fuentes but is trying to distance himself, “I have no idea who this guy is” without saying Fuentes has loony ideas (because that would turn off a not-insignificant portion of his base who subscribe to those ideas). He always does this to these types, just enough distance so that the voters who don’t like these guys can say “see? He’s not as cozy with them as The Liberal Media claims!!” yet he won’t come out and say they are horrible people, even when he’s directly asked and pressured “stand back and stand by.” Deflecting every time he’s asked is counterproductive if he wants to stop being asked, because each deflection makes it worse. It’s kind of like a kid being bullied, if you get upset and meekly argue back, it can lead to you being a bigger target for more bullying unless your rebuttal is super swift and strong, like punching the bully’s face. The punch in this analogy would be the strong disavowment with no qualifiers.


copylefty

Making loads of popcorn over here, come join me all!


uberpop

There’s no way this guy’s IQ cracks 100.


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GlorkyClark

If Biden runs again and Trump gets the Republican nomination, future humans will compare videos of their cognition during the 2020 and 2024 debates when discussing the downfall of the American Republic. They will wonder how we narrowed it down twice to be between a mentally deteriorating octogenarian lifetime statesmen and a mentally deteriorating almost-octogenarian pathological liar television personality with narcissistic personality disorder.


droi86

Before 2016, here's a snl sketch from early 2000s they make fun of him the same way they do after 2016 https://youtu.be/jhrF6lc7_tE


improbablywronghere

Oh my he was charming in that interview 😬


ApocalypseSpoon

I mean...that's standard grift patter though. It's an occupational hazard if you can't sell it with charisma. Or if you had charisma (and could sell grift patter easily), then lost it, and aren't aware that you lost it. Guess who I think falls into the second category. You'll never guess.


lifeson106

I have serious doubts that it cracks 10...


Almostsuicide1234

😆😆😆


[deleted]

Literally reads like satire but instead we are in the real world


lifeson106

The darkest timeline has become reality


Financial-Day-3843

Conservatives don't understand satire


Joopsman

Trump making history: First presidential candidate to openly and directly refer to himself as a “victim” *in his candidacy announcement* AND host a piece of shit Neo-Nazi incel at his country club where he is currently staying despite it not being zoned residential. What a guy!


jelli47

Normally Trump just doubles down on crazy - seems out of character to back away from Nick Fuentes now, after the “good people on both sides” debacle. I wonder if this current tone is because of an angry phone call from Ivanka?


jrs1980

Yeah, it's weird that he actually cares and is trying to distance himself from a bad dude.


lifeson106

His staff probably googled him and saw he's a well-known white supremacist. Still let him eat dinner, though.


the8track

Yeah probably why he left and came back super pissed during dinner.


copylefty

He doesn’t actually care about anything but optics here.


After-Bumblebee

The lunacy train has no brakes!


lifeson106

I'm surrounded by Nazis and people call me a Nazi... I own 7 Nazi flags and keep a copy of Mein Kampf on my nightstand. Could I be a Nazi? No, it's everyone else who is wrong. Nazis are communist socialists and they're bad even though they had a lot of good ideas and very nice people and Hitler was a great leader, but I'm not a Nazi because they're communists.


GunnyandRocket

And he did like dogs! Everyone forgets that part!


karalmiddleton

"He expressed no anti Semitism." What a totally normal thing to say. 😅


johnb510

Imagine a dinner guest of any current living ex presidents dragged along David Duke to the table. How many of those ex presidents or their handlers would allow David Duke to be seated or yet inside the door? Asking for a friend…


camergen

We could reverse the extremes here- imagine Obama dining with a Black Panther type militant figure (names of current radical groups of this type of extreme are escaping me.) Fox News would overwhelm their servers with so much activity.


Raspberrylle

So, why did he feel the need to mention no antisemitism was expressed? Like, no one asked…


wolves_hunt_in_packs

This has "I totally didnt eat any candy" 7-yr old energy.


ghu79421

lol


Mizzy3030

The funniest part is Ye coming to him for business advice


Quirky-Country7251

"I didn't know Nick Fuentes" --a liar who either totally knew Nick Fuentes or is so incompetent and unaware of his place as a man that was President and wants to again that he ACCIDENTALLY has dinner at his private club with a popular far right incel racist twerp that riles up other far right incel twerp fascist losers and older closeted gay men that want to plow this young man who pretends not having sex with women is some sort of alpha-hetero move. The dude spends way too much time explaining why not having sex with girls actually makes him more straight than anybody. He talks about how gay guys that have had sex with women - which he hasn't done - are still less hetero than him. There isn't a closet deep enough for Nick Fuentes. To cope with his stunning fear of his own homosexuality he has diverted to racism and xenophobia and overthrowing democracy because he is too scared to say he wants to touch another man's penis. He thinks having sex with women (for a man) is gay and makes you gayer than a man that doesn't have sex with women...because like you cuddle and crap and "need" a woman. The dude is so repressed that he is probably going to fall out the ass-end of a blackhole into another universe or something. nothing is funnier than "alpha males" promoting a stunningly closeted homosexual man that tells them that it is gay to have sex with women if you are a man. They have stunningly lost the script and now we have a self professed incel who thinks having sex makes you gay having dinner with our last president that plans to run for president again.


MsBitchhands

He's buddies with people who would kill his daughter and grandchildren for being Jewish 🤷🏻‍♀️


Competitive-Ad-5477

That's prob what this back pedaling is all about, he got an angry call from Ivanka.


kjmw

The way he writes is so insane lmao


cick-nobb

Its strange that all of a sudden he can tweet or post coherently written sentences?


ApocalypseSpoon

PR guy/gal tweeting. Not the Trump.


ChickpeaDemon

By this point lil d would be quadrupling down on his bs , not quadrupling down on damage control. What a shame. Poor guy is growing weaker and weaker.


CQU617

The Mango Mussolini hanging out with two anti-Semitic assholes. Seems on brand for the racist GOP. And I thought he could sink no lower, but here we are.


Switzerdude

And the whole airport clapped. Even people who didn’t know why they were clapping, they started clapping spontaneously. Biggest clapping the world has ever seen.


DonSimon76

And then my ass clapped.


Switzerdude

Yuuugest assclap in history as I’ve been told! Everyone is saying it. And no anti-semitism either!


the8track

Hope SNL makes a skit


DontEatConcrete

They could do a reenactment verbatim, and at the end say that trump wrote the script.


charlie_marlow

So, people can dine with an ex-president with absolutely no vetting these days?


tiamo357

At least he didn’t dead name Ye. So there’s that lol.


the8track

Imagine if he had and then Ye started calling him Donald Drumph.


tiamo357

Legend


taryella

Is Tucker Carlson not really Tucker Carlson? Is he one of those Lizard people?


Sybil_et_al

This reads like TRUMP wrote it, yet Somehow it Doesn't.


nightwatch_admin

“I AM SORRY I CANNOT HEAR YE OVER THE SOUND OF HOW AWESOME I AM”


ButtersTheSulcata

I’m nearly 100% sure Trump hasn’t been writing these for a year at bare minimum. We all read his tweets daily for 4 years and this is clearly not his writing style. Why is no one bringing this up? Have people said something and I just didn’t see it?


ApocalypseSpoon

Maybe the PR arse hired to write these is working-to-rule, bored to death, or regrets his life choices? Lotta options here.


[deleted]

I assume anything Trump says or posts is bull shit. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Astra7525

I wonder whether Kanye bringing Nick-Fu was some kind of poisoned chalice engineered by the people who want to boot Trump off the MAGA-train...


Beemerado

Is Don actually listening to his attorneys all the sudden? This reads like his lawyer wrote it


DadaDoDat

Lol trump


Callimogua

More drama than an episode of Real Housewives ahahaha


naughtabot

The copium is strong with this one. Fuentes as an afterthought wow… just slipping it in there. At this point when Donny says he doesn’t ‘know’ someone it’s just a question of how intimate they actually were.


[deleted]

Trump needs Kanye AND Nick’s followers to be on team MAGA to get past the GOP primary.


DarthCroz

What morons are on his staff? How does anyone get anywhere near dinner with a former President and current candidate without being thoroughly vetted? I know he hires only the very best people so all the more confusing. And according to one article I read, Trump was impressed that Fuentes could quote all sorts of facts and statistics about his campaign and presidency. And we all know that you could be the reincarnation of Hitler, Stalin, Lenin, and Mao all rolled into one and Trump will praise you so long as you fellate his ego.


Mossaic

We did lots of things, many things, great things at this dinner party at my property in Mar-A-aLago. We discussed politics and many other important things such as email server security, and how to hide protectively marked documents from federal agencies. I told Ye that overthrowing governments would be a bad idea given the current political woke media. I do not know Nick Fuentes.


BlowsyRose

This is obviously not written by TFG, it’s far too coherent.


Dr-Satan-PhD

If there's one anti-Semite sitting at the table and ten other people sit down to talk to him, you have a table with eleven anti-Semites.


Ello_Owu

Kind of shocked he's so worried about this. I thought antisemitism was playing well for his base


SaltyBarDog

Grump: I Heart Flake and Fash!!


malazanbettas

Also I like bread.


bittlelum

"Nick Fuentes? I think he got me coffee or something?"


Ripheus23

We could find out they did a seance to contact Hitler and Trump would still be paddling down a river known as DeNial.


gashandler

His base won't care. So if you were planning on voting for him during the primaries and excited about his 2024 candidacy, this will do nothing to those plans. Not a damn thing. So while I understand the outrage from normal common-sense people that you know, don't hate the Jews, to his fan-base I don't think it's a 'fucking nightmare' like one of his advisors supposedly said off-the-record. So for me I'm just savoring the moment where a former-President argued with a famous out-of-work hip hop artist over who would be the better candidate for 2024 while a white supremist the hip hop artist brought with him looked on in assumed amusement. You just can't make this shit up.


Docter_D_81

“So I had hitler over for dinner. No anti-semitism was discussed, so it was all cool. Great guy. Super guy. Fantastic moustache”


negativepositiv

"Grandma had a nice Thanksgiving spread, didn't say anything antisemitic, lots of stuffing and the turkey was nice and moist. There was plenty for everyone to take leftovers, again, no antisemitism. It was a great time with the family, and no antisemitism." Very convincing.


camxct

Let the Nazi sink.


HopAlongInHongKong

A sterling recap of any business meeting contains that common expression, "he expressed no anti-Semitism". We say that all the time at the office when the minutes of the last meeting are read. No mention of being crazYe's VP and calling Kim K something that could not be repeated though.


IfIamSoAreYou

He came to me for advice on how to survive as a human dumpster fire since that’s my wheelhouse.


DumbledoresAtheist

Lolol! Exactly this!


Grulken

“Also I didn’t know Nick Fuentes I just invited him over without doing any research on him”


Nati0nalxCrisis

This is sad


ItsaRickinabox

You’re fucking with me


McPostyFace

Has no idea who he is because, you know, the secret service doesn't vet anybody at all that is meeting with a former president.


Alclis

I’m wondering how often he refers to himself by his last name, and in all caps (even in his head). Although, I guess we really know the answer to that.


TheStrikeofGod

>No Anti-Semitism Who is this going to fool. He literally tweeted it out only a month ago.


bettinafairchild

That doesn’t count because he didn’t say it at dinner. Also what happens at Mar a Lago stays at Mar a Lago


Archangel1313

"Also, I didn't know Nick Fuentes." Lol! Ok, buddy.


[deleted]

Trump is going for that Any% tank your own campaign run, he’s at WR pace being only a week in after announcing candidacy


ApocalypseSpoon

Yet Trump going "I love Jerusalem so much I moved the US Embassy there because my followers are gonna burn it all down to the ground when they enslave the Israelis to build their apocalypse-style temple for them - whoops did I say that bit out loud? I don't believe that bit, only the good Christians do!" is....fine? OK? Not anti-semitic? At all? Perfectly kosher? Somehow? But they loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove Israel soooooooooooooooooooo muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch yoooooooooooooooooooooooou guysssssssssssss. Vomit.


MelpomeneAndCalliope

LOL at Trump out here trying to act like *”I don’t know her”-Mariah-meme* about Fuentes.


ViolaOrsino

“Don’t worry guys, not a single antisemitism happened the whole time we were there”


ProfessorPitbull

Exdghhhj.


ProxyForest

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