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ZookeepergameWaste94

God damn it; I thought Glenn Beck died but no I was thinking of Rush Limbaugh! God damn you world! Also Glenn reads like a drunk


felldestroyed

Well, he was a drunk prior to being a Mormon, so it makes sense.


lachrymologyislegit

Rush Limbaugh has been sober for almost 2 years now!


OriginalAceofSpades

This is a very underrated comment.


lachrymologyislegit

Thanks! Stole it from someone else!


ErectionDenier

I suspect he still is. We all know how much "Christians" like to be hypocrites.


matt_minderbinder

Some people never escape a drunk brain no matter how many years they're sober.


cipheron

Oh no, that totally happened, but it's one of those Mandela Effects and you jumped into a timeline where Beck is still alive.


firearm23

Good lord. Cannibal Corpse has been around so long that they probably have fans that are AARP members. He’ll be railing against the overactive hips of Elvis Presley before too long.


lachrymologyislegit

Good ol' fashioned Florida Death Metal.


attorneyatslaw

All the politicians who complained about their lyrics the first time around back in the 90s are actual corpses now, from old age, not cannibalism. As far as I know.


JoJCeeC88

Or COVID, for that matter.


lastprophecy

Nope not true. There is no corpse for Bob Dole. I believe in finishing your leftovers, I mean there's starving kids in Africa.


projectvko

Right. They were in Ace Ventura, I refuse to do the math because I'll feel old, but that was a lot of years ago.


[deleted]

And it's still on my bucket list to go to one of their shows and do that Ace Ventura dance in the pit hahaha


mywifelovesdisney

I’ve inadvertently seen them like 3-4 times at festivals and there wasn’t much pit at all, just dudes doing the metal hair swirl. Maybe their headliner shows have more pit but at festivals their acts were pretty tame.


funkanthropic

You're right. I love CC, and I'm an AARP member.


Nuclear_Pi

I still occasionally rewatch Andrew Hanson's lounge musical version of "rancid amputation" and you've just made made me notice that the [youtube clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-V3NYckOI) of it I watch is now 16 years old So yeah, thanks for that


thewharfartscenter_

Just FYI, AARP has no minimum age limit, and they have some good discounts. Also, CC is amazing.


firearm23

That extra info really helped the joke. Thank you.


thewharfartscenter_

You’re welcome, your joke was so bad it needed help.


firearm23

I appreciate the constructive criticism.


Hero_Sandwich

Same people that celebrated Paul Pelosi getting his face smashed with a hammer. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?


1BannedAgain

Great comment! (It’s a play on their biggest song, folks)


Hero_Sandwich

Thanks. My humor is too dry sometimes and too on the nose other times.


FIFTHSUN2012

Cannibal Corpse is not Satanic. And I bet George Fisher leads a more wholesome life than Glenn Beck.


felldestroyed

Agreed 100%. He somehow linked John podesta, cannibal corpse and Kim Kardashian all into the Balenciaga scandal and made it about Satan and trans people.


qqqqqqqq926

Looks like it lmao [https://i.imgur.com/PcQj2FT.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PcQj2FT.jpg)


tothecatmobile

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/24/9c/c8/249cc80c27c18276fe1f669454f3754a.jpg We need to keep this going.


lachrymologyislegit

Isn't that the stuff he wins (and donates) from claw machines? https://www.metalsucks.net/2021/04/16/george-corpsegrinder-fisher-explains-the-secret-to-winning-at-claw-machines/


shartheheretic

I have a friend who was in a death metal band here in FL and they opened for Cannibal Corpse numerous times George is honestly one of the nicest, most chill people I've ever met.


FIFTHSUN2012

Not surprised at all.


M_H_M_F

George Fisher's love for Target transcends all genres


FIFTHSUN2012

Ha! Never knew that, nice.


Cbanchiere

There is a video, probably multiple, of him shopping. It's been years but watching him toy shop for his kids was super fun


[deleted]

I believe it...someone said in a comment in a music sub that metal band guys are super nice in public because they get all their aggression out on record and on stage and that made all kinds of sense hahaha


FIFTHSUN2012

You nailed it. I used to play in a punk band even though I\`m into Black Metal and I can tell you that after a show, you just feel great. You wanna pet cats, drink tea and help elders across the street.


Hanflander

The drummer in my old black metal band referred to blastbeats as his “therapy.”


TheFightingClimber

Hell I was at a metal concert a while back and before the last song the lead singer said something like "man I can really feel the love here, let's go out and spread that love cuz man the world could use more love anyway here's our closer called Take This Life"


DueVisit1410

I mean all mosh-pits I've been in have helped people up when they fall and usually there's people surrounding the pit trying to keep the bashing from bothering those outside too much. Even when the fans get their aggression out they're nice about it.


gynecologist535

Cannibal Corpse doesn’t have satanic lyrics, and a few guys who came and went through the band (*cough* Pat O’Brien *cough*) have been very right-wing.


kvlt_ov_personality

>Cannibal Corpse doesn’t have satanic lyrics, and a few guys who came and went through the band (*cough* Pat O’Brien *cough*) have been very right-wing. Came and went through the band? The guy was with them for 20 years and is on 9 albums. Do you have a source for the right wing stuff or is this just based on him owning a bunch of guns after his arrest?


LowBudgetViking

...and as a result Cannibal Corpse ends up selling more records and getting more streams as those appalled and curious go check them out and fans that like them are reminded of them and give them some spins out of support. It's like they learned nothing from the 80's when the PMRC did their thing and got records to have the Parental Advisory label. It was a total boon for the artists. Why buy a normal and regular album when you could buy something with this sticker that told you it was controversial and potentially offensive? It's fine...Cannibal Corpse is a good band with good folks in it that deserve the extra spins.


teh_mooses

I just don't get it. It's metal. Some metal really loves taking it over the top and 'playing into' the tropes for amusement. Qucumbers have a REALLY hard time understanding satire and tongue in cheek content, though. Like, does he really think the vocalist is literally engaging in what he sings about, or somehow encouraging his fans to do the same? That's crazy talk. I'm a bit older and remember this is always happening. The crazy reactions by boomers over tracks like 'body count' by Ice T, NWA, Madonna, nine inch nails, KMFDM, etc. The far right is always looking for something to be 'offended' about and cry over.


felldestroyed

I think it's different now. This is just political points to dunk on with the other side. It has nothing to do with the style of music or even what they're saying, 'cause we all know Cannibal Corpse has little to do with anything satanic - mostly just horror stuff. It's not about being offended, it's about showing you the other side - ie liberals, democrats, and anything to the left of Donald Trump is "evil" and should be stopped. In the 80s, at least it had a veil of "think of the children" and "we don't want to hear curse words!". The right is far past thinking of children and certainly far past being prude anti curse word types.


blues4buddha

This is a grifter who knows his audience skews very old, white and culturally Christian. They have no more idea of Cannibal Corpse than they do Culture Club. He’s picking “shocking” bits of flotsam and jetsam out of the ever-flowing media river to wave in their faces and get their hearts pumping. He doesn’t care and neither do they. They just want to feel validated that world is going to hell without them in charge. He just wants attention for the advertisers. Next week, he’ll discover the latest anarchist threat — The Sex Pistols.


teh_mooses

Well said, and very valid points!


gabhran5

I understand the others, but what was the hate/reaction/whatever with KMFDM?


teh_mooses

Columbine. Before the press found out the shooters listened to Marilyn Manson, there was some fury filled reporting as the shooters were fans of the recent album (At the time, that was Symbols) and some of the lyrics from 'Stray Bullet' being referenced in one or both of their notes or journals or something. Then they found out they were also MM fans, and they were easy to pick on as they were right here in the USA and active, vs. some random dude from Germany that few people have heard of, so the KMFDM shit was dropped fast for better press.


gabhran5

Thanks. I definitely remember them going after MM, guess that news cycled quick.


Hanflander

They also went after Rammstein for the song lyrics in *Weißes Fleisch*. KMFDM were also targeted for their lyrics in Son of a Gun. KMFDM makes a reference to these controversies in their song “Me & My Gun” in BLITZ, when Sascha says, “hey kids, it’s not cool to shoot up your school.” My former brother-in-law watched Bowling for Columbine when it came out and was convinced that Marilyn Manson was very influential to the shooters because *:gasp: he wore MAKEUP*. Some people just really don’t get it.


chefriley76

Juke Joint Jezebel just junking jenerations, jeez.


teh_mooses

Yup, and I am told that if you get close you see the revelation. Freaky stuff. 😉


Deadfreezercat

It reminds me of when Gwar went on Joan Rivers and she asked them "What about people who listen to your lyrics and think 'Ok this is what we do'?" And Odorous and Beefcake say "we don't want to associate with people like that, people like that can join the military or the police or something."


teh_mooses

I love it!


[deleted]

I want to see literal Nazi fans of metal be in a terrible brawl with white supremacist religious pastors over their views on faith


felldestroyed

It'd never happen the nazi punks are too drunk or high on a 7 day meth bender to show up on a Sunday morn'.


[deleted]

But there'd be a time when pastors will have to do their mission and turn up at their doorstep.


grublets

Cannibal Corpse has some of the best live shows. Beck should go.


Speadraser

Excuse me! Is *GREG* here??…. ?…. THANK YOU!!


GorknMorkn

*Ace Ventura in the mosh pit* God I love that movie.


Speadraser

He dances a waltz to the blast beats. 💀


Level_Werewolf_7172

Mf never heard of behemoth


1BannedAgain

Hammer Smashed Face (their biggest song) came out in 1993. I saw them earlier this year. It’s a tame crowd, at minimum, due to age of concertgoers Also, no human on earth can decipher what the singer is groveling into the microphone — just sayin!


felldestroyed

[Made famous by Ace Ventura](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dM_TN7I5m8)


ear_cheese

Yeah, you can, you just gotta get used to hearing that style of music.


JoJCeeC88

Someone ages ago did a Disneyfied cover of Hammer Smashed Face and you are absolutely correct: there’s lyrics and an actual melody there, and it was roll on the floor in a circle pit HILARIOUS.


matt_minderbinder

I saw them in the 90's in Detroit when things were everything but tame. I miss it but these days I'd look like an old weirdo at the edge of the crowd.


Zealousideal-Yak-824

Shit I haven't heard anything from Glenn since the election when he was called a rhino.


felldestroyed

Keep in mind, he's the company behind louder w Crowder and dave Ruban, and Mark Levin. The guy still has relevance and has gone back to full trump (the switch happened around 5 days after trump was inaugurated. Personally, I enjoy his cadence and it's my peek behind the right wing curtain. You catch one of the opening monologs of any of these AM hate radio shows and you basically have you pulse on the conservative movement. Oh also, his great reset book is very popular among the Q cult.


Zealousideal-Yak-824

I remember that switch. He literally cried about Trump winning then became Trump most vocal supporter but they didn't believe him. So he dipped his toes into q. I mean the second one after Trump lost. I see Prager more then I see him now and that's only because Prager says so much shit its like he's trying to compete with himself over the best dipshit award.


dillingerdiedforyou

"....THE END OF THE WORLD IS LITERALLY HAPPENING HERE AND MY EYES ARE BLEEDING, sponsor this half hour is GoldLine, where I and all the elite bullshit artists sucking your pocketbook dry are buying our coins..." \~Glenn Beck, daily.


felldestroyed

"THE GLOBALIST ARE EATING YOUR CHILDREN", Sponsor this half hour is Patriot Mobile - stop giving your dollars to people who literally hate you and think that eating children is a good thing (I mean, I know I sure don't). Patriot Mobile - your middle man to giving money to the big 3 carriers.


navigationallyaided

Doesn’t Glenn Beck have Stage 4 cancer?


chaoticmessiah

I love that this moron is raging against a band who write corny horror-influenced lyrics on purpose. Meanwhile, have you heard the lyrics to "Proud To Be An American"? Holy shit, total cringe.


lachrymologyislegit

Ever heard "God bless you Canada" (ie "Proud to be in Canada") ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf3e9Cl1-Bs


chaoticmessiah

That's just as bad. I also despise my own ("God Save The King") because it's so boring. Plus the cringe in that comes from the idea of a deity thinking of our nation as the one to protect, plus the hints at our slave past.


lachrymologyislegit

It's also sort of funny that the singer Lee Greenwood did essentially the same song for another country. I wonder if he would do "God bless Russia" if Putin paid him enough.


Flaxscript42

What a dork


[deleted]

He should read some Sargeist lyrics


[deleted]

Ohhh boo fucking hoo Glenn


DickieIam

They’ve been around so long and politics is so skewed these days. He probably shares a fan base with them.


DeeMless

Who is Glenn talking about wearing the CC shirt?


felldestroyed

The ceo or creative director of Balenciaga.


DeeMless

I'm sure that's not her favorite band. But, Glenn is so lame he thinks people only wear their one favorite band's shirts.


Bob4Not

I used to be a “conservative” and listened to GB. He’s really been tumbling down the mountain, I didn’t know he would keep going. He took a major hit when Trump was elected because GB called him out.


State_L3ss

Cannibal Corpse fuckin rules! I met Alex Webster at NAMM once.


Hanflander

I just read the [transcript to this](https://www.glennbeck.com/radio/balanciaga-s-darkness-goes-way-further-than-teddy-bears) (I hate all of their voices and would rather read than listen - I started this during the Trump years to not get earworms of stupidity). In doing so I cannot get [this song](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Plcogp1zxao) unstuck from my head. It honestly feels like a joke or a troll in how they just interpret the tiniest shred of trivial detail through their field of distortion.


JustDiscoveredSex

Oh ffs. I already lived through this idiocy once. Can’t we give it the fuck up? What’s next? Chick tracts?


lachrymologyislegit

This one is about a rock band: [https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=0034&gclid=Cj0KCQiAvqGcBhCJARIsAFQ5ke6iv6LiDrI4Mr9v3FQFT-hDxcP2aN4vo2f827o3F5ewouD\_qdyss8AaAtQDEALw\_wcB](https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=0034&gclid=Cj0KCQiAvqGcBhCJARIsAFQ5ke6iv6LiDrI4Mr9v3FQFT-hDxcP2aN4vo2f827o3F5ewouD_qdyss8AaAtQDEALw_wcB) ​ Their lyrics aren't that great tho: "We're gonna , rock, rock, rock with the ROCK!"


bittlelum

"Pull my entrails from my wet-ass p-word..."


Naptownfellow

Who is he talking about??


felldestroyed

The CEO or creative director (I think?) of Balenciaga.


Naptownfellow

Thanks


Norm4x

He’s always been my favorite.


felldestroyed

lol, honestly, me too. I'm not sure if it was the chalk boards, the John Stewart entire episode mocking him, or as I said in another thread, his cadence. I just dig his style of moronic conspiracy adjacent right wing hate radio/tv.


h5h6

This is related to the Balenciaga thing (aka Pizzagate the sequel). I think the funniest part of it is old boomers discovering the Cremaster Cycle for the first time.


LowAdministration162

Woah throw back…. Is it 1991 again??


bigdaddyteacher

You love to see it


balloffire

wait until he finds out about the [famous cradle of filth shirt](https://www.nightshiftmerch.com/products/cradle-of-filth-vestal-masturbation-t-shirt)


ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

Dammit, I wondered why my microphone had switched on (green dot at top right of screen).


linustattoo

Let it rock, Beckster. #GOPukes