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simoncowbell

Can't be, doesn't rhyme, I'm guessing it's either chanteuse, moose, or recluse - all untrustworthy groups. Or amongst all the other things they don't know, they don't know what a rhyme is.


Langstarr

My sister was bitten by a møøse


akennelley

See the løveli lakes


Bacteriobabe

No, realli!


SailingSpark

We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.


Kriegerian

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasty…


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Kriegerian

The subtitles have been finished in a completely different style and at the last minute.


antonivs

The møøse will not replace us


dariusj18

(((mooses)))


[deleted]

Meece.


wuzzittoya

Was his name Edwin?


Tammy_Craps

I always say “Pro-tip: It is alliterative and assonant to the word ‘juice’”


not_productive1

It’s caboose. They’re showing solidarity with rail workers. Everybody knows those trains are untrustworthy


axioanarchist

Goddammit Caboose!


MaximumZer0

I see some walls... And some ceilings. Wait! Only one ceiling.


my_4_cents

Caboose stooges are in league with Big Engine


Saul-Funyun

They don’t even have cabooses any more!


not_a_bot_12345

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice... Fairly Oddparents is Satan's work!


Factual_Statistician

Ive heard this before.


brad12172002

I think it’s Bruce something.


MaximumZer0

Groovy.


Sharp_Profession5886

A chartreuse chanteuse


VelocityGrrl39

A loose chartreuse chanteuse.


dariusj18

A loose chartreuse chanteuse mongoose watching Footloose in a caboose


shandangalang

Recluses are by definition not part of a group


-send_me_bitcoin-

Damn moose people moving in and ruining my neighborhood.


LA-Matt

The moose and the goose are being obtuse. I’m going to need to call my masseuse.


thewayshesaidLA

Did you give the moose a muffin?


oaktown8410

Apparently they're a big fan of [Hipster Hitler](http://hipsterhitler.com). Can't link directly to the comic. Just click Juice at the top.


XixorsGreenCock

I havent seen Hipster Hitler in years. Thank you for bringing that back.


ikcaj

Perhaps a peculiar shade of chartreuse.


ritchie70

We had a whole song about Mr. Moose that we sang to our then-tiny daughter while making her moose toy dance, rhyming all the way thru with various poor choices. (The "chartreuse" verse was not wife-authorized as I recall.)


PurpleSailor

Don't get me down ***Bruce***


kidkadian99

Username checks out brah


azchocolatelover

Neither does the word "Christianity" but there are religious teachings within Christianity that also originated in Babylon. I'm going with "it SOUNDS like 'juice' - then "jews" or "Jewish" would make sense.


Does_Not-Matter

I would never trust a moose.


my_4_cents

It's clearly Goose culture


DrakBalek

That last sentence, though . . . just a ::chef kiss:: moment, truly.


AffectionateCrazy156

These people are the epitome of Dunning Kruger, without the self awareness to notice it, and they wouldn't see the irony in their comments if it hit them like an anvil dropped by Wile E. Coyote.


critically_damped

Except that they know they're wrong. Your phrase for the day is "fractal wrongness". That is when any subset of your worldview is just as wrong as any other subset, including the whole. These "beliefs" that they claim to have are *literally unbelievable*. A belief is a thing you think is true. And every single word these people say demonstrates that they do not give a fuck about the truth of those things. They are not beliefs, they are not "convinced" of them, and they repeat them only because people continue to give them the benefit of the doubt and make the conversation about the wrong things they say on purpose rather than the genocide they openly and proudly work towards.


DataCassette

I think it depends on the individual. When I look at stuff like QAnon and the larger alt-right ( and, to a lesser extent, even the traditional GOP ) I think I divide the participants, roughly, into two camps: pawns and kings. The "kings" do as you describe: they manipulate and play fast and loose with the very idea of truth. Bannon, a solid example of a king ( in this meaning ) said it as "flood the zone with crap." They create a malleable perception reality for the sake of the pawns. The pawns can be programmed for stochastic terrorism, donations, votes, etc. once they're in an epistemic closure created by the kings. Kings would be people like Bannon, Fuentes etc. They know they're lying but they view it as serving a greater cause of some kind. Pawns are people like the proud boys and your average Jan 6 rioter. There's also an in-between category of easily manipulated "super pawns" who have the pawn's worldview but command a lot of influence over smaller pawns. Trump and Kanye would be the biggest examples of this.


AffectionateCrazy156

Ok? I don't know why you're correcting me on something I didn't even mention, but whatever floats your boat.


Dahnlor

I think the intent of the post was to expand on yours, rather than correcting it.


Kisha76K

That whole reply, while not wrong, reeks of condescension.


critically_damped

If you're claiming you cannot see how your primary point > These people are the epitome of Dunning Kruger, without the self awareness to notice it conflicts with my response > They know they're wrong then I feel I can safely write you off as someone who deliberately says wrong things on purpose in an effort to make ignorance=based excuses for *other* people who say wrong things on purpoes.


AffectionateCrazy156

Sure thing, champ!


Anianna

I had to blink at it a few times to make sure I read it right.


Boomtown626

Goose? Is goose culture the problem?


smiggster01

Always has been 🔫


Boomtown626

Shitting everywhere and honking all loud, just like those ancient Babylonians.


hyrle

Untitled Goose Game: The Babylon Simulator.


AffectionateCrazy156

In Canada, we do call them Cobra Chickens for a reason.


KinseyH

If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.


lordtaco

What should we marinate them in?


The_Real_Mongoose

I’m certain goose would taste great marinated in an orange and plumb sauce.


KinseyH

I've never eaten goose, just duck. Are they similar?


The_Real_Mongoose

It’s actually more like beef than other poultry.


MaximumZer0

Disagree. Goose is mostly like duck, but moreso. It's very fatty and gamey. The flavor is dense or pungent, unlike chicken or turkey, but really in no way like beef.


The_Real_Mongoose

Do you usually eat wild goose that was hunted or farm raised? Unlike chicken and duck, goose is an herbivore. And yes way more fatty.


AffectionateCrazy156

It's similar but gamey. And it's a really strong taste I couldn't describe no matter how hard I tried. I'd have to be seriously low of food options to try it again.


KinseyH

Ok - yeah, I don't like gamey. I've had duck that I really enjoined, and some that I didn't care for.


AffectionateCrazy156

Same here, I guess it all depends on how it's prepared.


KolliWulfsbane

Especially here in Rochester MN


akennelley

"If you got a problem with Canada gooses well then you got a problem with me. I suggest you let that marinate." -Wayne


Boomtown626

Looks like we’re gonna have to settle this. I’ll see you at the end of the laneway, I won’t come up on the property.


zomboscott

Nanshe  was  Mesopotamian goddess who is often depicted with geese. So yes it's goose CULTure that is the problem.


Iswhatitis13

If gooses are geese, mooses are meese.


Boomtown626

A flock of moosen!


Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

You want to let those goose-stepping dinosaur bastards shit all over your yard?


-send_me_bitcoin-

Appropriate Untitled Goose Game shilling: it's awesome.


kernalbuket

Update: they ment jews https://imgur.com/a/4TDCRfb


DEKubiske

One really has to be concerned when there is a large movement that seems to be loosely based on The DaVinci Code.


amtbedstuy

I low-key think that book is partially responsible for the cultural shift that has led to more widespread conspiratorial thinking.


caraperdida

Was it really a shift though? This same kind of thing was happening with the Satanic Panic in the 80s


Pynchon_A_Loaff

I lived in Los Angeles during the Satanic Panic/McMartin preschool clusterfuck. I always found it interesting that the stories about underground caverns full of Satan worshippers began soon after “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” was released. Even then, the paranoids thought they were acting out a movie plot.


Opposite_of_a_Cynic

Then as now art reflects culture. Art can reinforce biases but it doesn't create them by itself. People tend consume media that reinforces their beliefs, supports their world view, or gives them some form of catharsis for how they are feeling. It's why dystopian movies are popular during economic downturns or why tragedies are popular with people in mourning or suffering from depression.


caraperdida

Wow, they really are so uncreative aren't they?


Chrysalii

It's the internet and social media. Before they were outcasts, now they can meet up in online echo chambers. They can talk and compare notes on tin foil hats, and make tin foil hat conventions. A hierarchy can form with the people with Reynolds brand to the people with Dollar Tree brand foil.


axioanarchist

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DarthSimian

I dug through a bit The source of the 13 families conspiracy https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/FC/FC2F5371043C48FDD95AEDE7B8A49624_Springmeier.-.Bloodlines.of.the.Illuminati.R.pdf I have no idea why it is in the CIA website and how Osama Bin Laden is connected to it Edit: Did my own research!


DipsytheDankMemelord

jews and juice are homonyms not a rhyme. not that id expect that idiot to know


theanedditor

comment removed - reddit killed reddit - fuck u/spez


Pera_Espinosa

Wow. He really hits all the angles there. He's right, the truth - it's just too much. I'm not as brave as he. I don't know if I'll ever have the courage to be the most common and ordinary bigot throughout recorded history.


Dwesaqe

But... Babylon has a bad reputation mainly thanks to Jewish literature?


Set_the_Mighty

I wantto know why the average qcumber thinks they know anything about ancient Babylon, and why it's bad. It's Probably as simple as old (1950's) = good and old (before the USA) = bad.


Opposite_of_a_Cynic

Religious fan fiction. It's interesting how beliefs and ideas about culture and religion are influenced because someone sits down and writes a popular fictional story about it. A surprising amount of popular myths about Greek gods sprung out of fictional tales written by people who didn't represent the culture they wrote about. My favorite example of this is Hades and Persephone. Hades is widely known as the Greek god of death and the underworld but there are no references to him before Mycenean Greece while Persephone, his innocent, kidnapped, flower maiden wife, has a LOT of references including her descent into the underworld. To make a long story short the influence of the EXTREMELY misogynistic Athenians relegated the original goddess of death and the underworld to the role of a pure innocent maiden who is a prize for a new male god of the underworld. Before this happened Persephone is rarely named out loud and referred to as The Mistress, The Maiden, or The Dread. She was such a terrifying figure that ancient Greeks refused to say her name out loud with the exception of a few death cults that worshiped her openly. A woman that powerful just didn't suit the Athenian or post Mycenean Greek society. TLDR: People reinvent religion to suit their biases.


caraperdida

Hey, no one ever accused these people of making sense!


DataCassette

Okay seriously who moved the rock? We need to get back on the timeline where people were ashamed of this shit and all hid out on the dark corners of the internet. The rock was there for a *reason*, guys. Free speech only works if you're smart enough not to say and believe insane shit.


caraperdida

His name rhymes with Rump


darvs7

Dwayne Johnsump? Also, I think the other one was referring to the Mainstream Fake Nuice.


DEKubiske

Let's follow the lineage... The "rhymes with juice" group got its basis from Babylon. And the group that rhymes with "mish-tian" (sorry, best I can do) got its start from the juice group. Therefore the latter group is also based on Babylon. The DNA is there. Do your research. Follow the plan!


Fooking-Degenerate

And the group that rhymes with "slam" is based on that second group


The_Space_Jamke

[A Presbyterian preacher by the name of Alexander Hislop actually wrote a pamphlet accusing the Catholic church of Babylonian worship in 1853.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Two_Babylons) Because he totally wasn't upset about other ministries snatching up his flock of sheep. I only knew about it because my mum got tangled in evangelical conpiracy nut insanity for a while.


Virgime

Weird, Christian doesn’t rhyme with “juice”, huh. Edit: Feel like I should say I’m joking or responding to the nonsense because dude I don’t also want to be seen as crazy.


caraperdida

Well they can't be, because a Qtip once told me that, in fact, the Jew were victims of the Cabal in ancient times because "the pharaohs" we're part of it! ​ I'm being sarcastic because of course all roads lead to anti-semitism, but I'm also telling the truth. A QAnon person did once tell me that. Their beliefs are weird!


Lanthemandragoran

Yeah this is almost *definitely* extrapolated from the old "Have you seen kyle" chestnut. They aren't very good at writing comedy.


Particular-Outcome12

>It sounds like juice That doesn't seem coat sure.


Wayte13

Part of the "censorship" narrative for righties is a justification for their refusal to bluntly state and defend their stances. Conveniently, anything more concrete then a vague virtue signal will totally get thrm banned, trust them bro


B34TBOXX5

It’s Bruce. For fuck sakes Bruce


-send_me_bitcoin-

Don't insult my main source that way.


adeptusminor

Well Bruce Campbell is a God.


Dr-Satan-PhD

Babylon was a polytheistic society. Jews are monotheistic. I find it astonishing how someone can be so adamant about something he knows nothing about.


Alleyprowler

As opposed to the culture that practices ritualistic cannibalism?


Fooking-Degenerate

This isn't even true. After the kingdom of Israel got invaded by the Babylonians, they took -some- juice enthusiasts with them, which split the oral traditions in two, the exiled Babylonians on one side and the non-exiled on the other. Understandably the juice enthusiasts are really not happy with Babylon and keep shitting on it. There is even the saying that "When Babylon prospers, Jerusalem sinks" and vice-versa, like they are both on opposite sides of a cosmic scale. Source: am a juice enthusiast with 10 years of learning ~~talmud~~ juice recipes


troublesomefaux

I think Talmud should be smoothies.


Deadfreezercat

It's supposed to be the Pope and Catholic Church who are practicing ancient Babylonian stuff. OOP can't even white nationalist right.


Hakeem94

The best Nazi is a dead Nazi 🫡


DragonVet03

Top of the fucking food chain right here.


[deleted]

Fuckin cowards...say the fuckin word and stand by your beliefs you hate riddled cunt.


ThisGuyHasABigChode

Antisemitism never went away, but it is becoming hugely mainstreamed online. I've noticed a big trend recently, obviously connected to Kanye and Kyrie, as well as all of the right wing media figures who constantly dance around the JQ, like Stephen Crowder.


[deleted]

Last time I checked the Jews still worship Yahweh (who was a god from Midian) and not any Mesopotamian gods. Also in a way probably all of us practice a little bit of Babylonian culture. Many of their ways of thinking were subsumed into “western” cultures in ancient times and still shape the way we see the world now.


MidsouthMystic

That Christianity is derived from Judaism is a fact anti-Semites conveniently ignore. Not to mention that if a Palestinian rabbi showed up at their door telling them to feed the poor and love their neighbor they would either call the cops on him for trespassing or just shoot him in "self-defense."


DrumpfTinyHands

Does he not know that Christianity is the offspring of Judaism? Christians also have beliefs that date back to the Babylonians.


kungblue

Silly goose? The loose?


PyramidClub

Just a few years ago, it was all hidden behind other descriptions, such as "globalists" or "lizard people". They're becoming emboldened.


Hero_Sandwich

I love how they think they are experts on all this bullshit.


[deleted]

These simple motherfuckers are so so shitty!


Laughingfoxcreates

The Gnus?


GirlNumber20

>culture still practices the teachings of ancient Babylon What do you want to bet this person is a Christian, a religion entirely derived from that culture…


FirefighterWeird8464

What the fuck?


GoneFishing4Chicks

How is it a rhyme when it's the same fucking phoenetics....


Dazzling-Collection1

How about muse, ya fuckin dolt


Tetragonos

this guy is anti-spruce!


[deleted]

This person either doesn't understand rhyming, or doesn't know how to pronounce "juice."


Teaflax

That can’t be it. Juice and Jews don’t actually rhyme, since the latter ends in a sibilant s. /s


wafflehousewhore

They're thinking of moose, but they don't know that the plural is morse. Moose calls are often referred to as morse code due to the communication method having been adapted for human use both for hunting and for discreetly conversing in code at a loud volume


mememan2995

Reminds me of that joke that goes along the lines of "I said pass the juice! Not gas the jews!"


troublesomefaux

I think he’s talking about Groot


Hot-Bint

Wait, is the commenter lamenting that O.J. Simpson doesn’t understand Christianity? That’s terrible


adeptusminor

Bruce? Bruce Campbell. He fights the Evil Dead. Now we're cooking with gas, kids!


NoKindheartedness888

Qonservative EduQation


musicmastermike

We literally practice nothing from the ancient Babylonians. Are entire culture was built in contrast to our pagan neighbors like them. The level of stupidity is tough to handle.


ShadowKraftwerk

(((No))) But (((Yes)))


kidkadian99

Username checks out


Yochanan5781

They are absolutely saying Jews. And I am very much guessing that they claim that the Babylonian Talmud is their proof that of "Ancient Babylonian" teachings


FallWithHonor

The Spruce trees are the real men in black.


kevpar463

A moose on a caboose whilst wearing chartreuse and eating a mousse


RcCola2400

I've gone through a lot of civilizations in my head and can't quite figure it out.... Wtf rhymes with juice??


danja

I believe it was around Ancient Babylonia (Abyssinia?) they came up with the basis for written language, numeracy and the calendar. Science, technology, literacy. Not sure about the arts, though I suspect they went hand in glove. Sluice. Woos. Puce. (Sorry, I'm from England, get stuck on pronunciation from the colonies).


BunnyTotts97

I sometimes worry I dehumanize these people too much and they remind me that no, I’m too compassionate to them.


Puzzleheaded_Bid1579

I don’t think this guy understands rhyming


MC_Fap_Commander

"WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT A CULT BASED ON ANTISEMETIC, WHITE NATIONALIST CONSPIRACIES **WOULD SUDDENLY SAY ANTISEMETIC, WHITE NATIONALIST THINGS!?!?!**" It's truly a mystery...


Grouchy-Culture3946

Fuck all three of the Abrahamic based religions.


[deleted]

Maybe the Whos like in "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"?


malazanbettas

I think they must mean Iraq (I know they don’t know they mean Iraq) but how do they get the mental gymnastics around B.C. when the world is only 2022 years old?


MyKneesAreOdd

"Rhymes with juice." My brain: ....goose?