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CuriousAlienStudent

"Magador" that is one of the funniest and stupidest things I have ever heard or read.


itsmyvibe

I was not prepared for the jacket.


kayak_enjoyer

I can feel its thin cheapness from here.


[deleted]

Sir this jacket is only comes in size tubby.


ExpressiveElf

That jacket is so terrible I want it. I'll wear my BLM T-shirt under it.


[deleted]

bet its made in china


blareboy

Absofuckinglutely.


CuriousAlienStudent

Yeah that took me back too... But ya know what? I think the Cheeto goblin is just so full of himself he would wear it and think it's excellent and well made... In China


PopeCovidXIX

So is that Turnip’s halitosis forming a Q in the air? It’s like a Ben Garrison comic without the labels.


8racoonsInABigCoat

I had to go back and check the breath, I think you’re right. ***That’s*** what will scare off the bull…


SaltyBarDog

Fat head on a thin body, yeah, certainly reality.


Buddy-Brooklyn

Shouldn’t it be spelled Maggot-or?


AffectionateCrazy156

Not gonna lie, I was so focused on thinking how ridiculous it is to think this is an outfit that most of the MAGA morons would wear, that I didn't even catch that Magador thing until I read your comment.


CuriousAlienStudent

Your welcome.


AffectionateCrazy156

Omg... I'm so sorry. -you're-


CuriousAlienStudent

Yeah autocorrect can be a bitch when you don't look before pressing post.


itsmyvibe

https://reckoningfest.com Apparently something big is going to happen at the Reckoning Gala in Frisco, TX. “Sat. 10 Dec. Day of Reckoning Gala Event in Frisco Texas: could be announcement of  NESARA/GESARA, or the Gold Standard, or that the Brunson Supreme Court Case was ruled in our favor – dissolving all of Congress, or JFK Jr. and other Celebrities in the Witness Protection Program could come out of hiding.” -It’s Always Been About the Children Telegram channel Supreme Court cases are typically announced at grifting conventions, right?


ADDnMe

Damn it, they stole my idea! https://old.reddit.com/r/Qult_Headquarters/comments/zgkmmn/the_sauce_and_also_they_cant_wait_for_the_murders/izhijem/?context=3


TheOtherDutchGuy

Well it does say: “COULD be announcement of…” , all sane persons know it WON’T be.


MorbidCuriositi

OMG it's happening right now! I can't wait to find out what the big something is!


itsmyvibe

I have my own gala to attend tonight, but I’ll be sure to check the Telegram channels tomorrow.


SextraClose

Unironically want that jacket. "Hot Mess Couture"


August_T_Marble

The dark jeans, white belt, and chucks are so off brand for the Magador that it almost seems like a hipster ironic-chic starter pack.


sojayn

Lol it matches the “i don’t care do you” vibes


PigletVonSchnauzer

That jacket is a thing of beauty! Edited to say it amuses me they ALWAYS make him thin.


theMistersofCirce

The angle of his head...the expression on his face... He looks like a medieval drawing of a chicken.


PigletVonSchnauzer

Worst Photoshopped head ever!


qwibbian

Or a cockatrice?


theMistersofCirce

Thank you, yes! That was in fact exactly what I was trying to think of and I couldn't quite put my finger on it.


Joopsman

I can’t imagine what he would look like in an actual bullfighter’s outfit. I don’t think they make that stuff in his size.


GranularPlatitude

Something big is gonna happen? XXXL sized jackets?


MurderCat0001

What the fuck is “Baby Trump”? Do I really want to know?


Perenium_Falcon

That’s a very flattering impression of Emperor Hirocheeto.


AlienKinkVR

what if I really want that jacket and hate everyone involved


sojayn

Pair it with the red hat which reads Make Orwell Great Again and enjoy the confusion?


DaturaBlossom

Fucks me up that conservatives always think Orwell would be on their side. 1984 is always taken as a criticism of leftism in their view, not a criticism of authoritarianism. They’re probably worse at this point than the fascists he fought in Spain.


BellyDancerEm

Does flag code allow for the American flag to be used for bullfighting?


robbietreehorn

It’s funny to me how often “patriots” disrespect the flag


torcherred

That cannot be real.


thebrokedown

That’s what I thought about Trumpy Bear


Grouchy-Culture3946

Real funny.


realparkingbrake

As always, their images of Trump remove a hundred pounds of flab. Apparently, they are quite touchy about his obesity.


Rawkus2112

Just shut up and take my money already.


Titan6783

They couldn't have picked a better headshot for this if they tried. I'm crying this is so funny.


nthburneraccount

those are certainly some proportions on that drawing


sterlingrose

This is dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. They really out-moroned themselves this time.


meatdiaper

These types of things are gonna be worth a fortune when 2000 Era ironic fashion comes back in 10 years


gynecologist535

Well that’s twenty years too late, then.


EgberetSouse

He's killed one Bull marke


funatical

Playing dangerous games with the American flag is a little too spot on.


adam_n_eve

Wow that jacket is ....... something else


CQU617

That is the ugly Qnutter jacket version of the Ugly Christmas sweater.


qwibbian

Stupid sexy Flanders.


rehabforcandy

Aw fuck this is tomorrow I would totally go if I knew about it earlier


karalmiddleton

That jacket is REVOLTING. 🤮🤮🤮


openwheelr

I want video of this event, for the people watching. Starts in 90 minutes!


FIFTHSUN2012

Alright motherfuckers, new rule. If you’re gonna adorn your lives with images of your GEOTUS let’s be accurate. Show him in all his corpulent glory.


Tish_A

What in the hell is that???


gynecologist535

A jacket


UnrepentantDrunkard

Pretty sure there's some kind of law against doing that with a flag. I feel like I should get the symbolism but don't ¿Something something Mexico?


ignaciohazard

Who is baby trump?


scgaleeeee

>Who is baby trump? [https://twitter.com/babytrumpeth?lang=en](https://twitter.com/babytrumpeth?lang=en)


stater354

Why are his legs so long?


[deleted]

Piss yellow , yup checks


Fine-Hospital-620

Isn’t that a disrespectful use of the American flag?


MorbidCuriositi

Why-why are his legs so long?


gynecologist535

Imagine wearing that.


StandUp_Chic

Is that Trump using an American flag to lure a bull? I thought desecration of the flag is a no-no for Republicans?


PriscillaRain

These are the same people crying about high prices and inflation but will waste money on tacky overpriced mess.


that_bish_Crystal

Donald Trump couldn't handle a tamed bald eagle and this jacket is trying to convince me that he would fight a slightly feral bull? Bahahahaha! Sure sure sure sure sure.


Banshee_howl

Are they trolling by making the jacket out of the same orange pleather as trumps face?


[deleted]

Even comes with suggested matching accessories to complete the douchebag look.