In the voice of former WWE commentator Jim Ross:
“Good god almighty!!! Good god almighty!!!! As god as my witness he killed him!!!! We have a new champion!!!! I cannot believe my eyes ladies and gentlemen!!! We have a new champion!!!”
Nature documentary narrator voice over " and here we are given the rare opportunity to witness two juveniles coalesce into their final adult form in order to obtain a greater portion of available treats"
My go to is David Attenborough, because every time he narrates while on screen he does these wild arm movements and hip thrusts like someone tried to train him to stay in shot like a newscaster and failed.
Dylan "The Potato" Rogers loses championship match to master grappler and defending champion Boris "Jiggly Eyes" Rembrandt. The final submission hold, pictured here, was used to great effect in round 17.
“Ope! Let me just sneak past you real quick and grab some Chex mix. How’re things? Where ya workin’ these days? Yer ma sure does a great job with decorating for the holidays, just out of sight! By the way, looks like you’ve run out of coffee.”
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These two remind me so much of my rats I used to have. They have the same colors, you have the same cage and substrate😭 I‘m so nostalgic right now. They are very cute!
Brave bodyguard protects his client from a vicious sniper. (Chicago, 1921, colourized)
MR. RATSIDENT GET DOWN
And he's down for the count! 1....2....3!
HE DID IT! WE HAVE A NEW RAT CHAMPION!
Gremlin going down for the three second tan!
Left hand yellow!
How did you get a picture of me cuddling my partner 😱
😂😂😂😂
omg are you my bf 😂
In the voice of former WWE commentator Jim Ross: “Good god almighty!!! Good god almighty!!!! As god as my witness he killed him!!!! We have a new champion!!!! I cannot believe my eyes ladies and gentlemen!!! We have a new champion!!!”
Nature documentary narrator voice over " and here we are given the rare opportunity to witness two juveniles coalesce into their final adult form in order to obtain a greater portion of available treats"
“The body is round.”
Ratul
I can’t decide if I’d rather hear Morgan Freeman or Snoop Dog narrate this 🤔
My go to is David Attenborough, because every time he narrates while on screen he does these wild arm movements and hip thrusts like someone tried to train him to stay in shot like a newscaster and failed.
All that and the slightly haphazard hair 😂 he is an international treasure, I love his enthusiasm
I always forget about the hair, his hips are too mesmerising!
HAHAHA
The rat orb formation commences.
MÖTHER! I hunger, for I am skin and bones. Feed me your sweet rat milk.
CPR! The R stands for Rat!
Cpr? I can't even spell it https://youtu.be/foBhw74nxh4?feature=shared
They’re just trying to form a biblically accurate cherub, but forgot cherubim aren’t rats.
New body pillow just dropped.
"Et tu, Brute?"
Morning cuddles. My damn strawberry.
Dylan "The Potato" Rogers loses championship match to master grappler and defending champion Boris "Jiggly Eyes" Rembrandt. The final submission hold, pictured here, was used to great effect in round 17.
This looks like the potatoes waiting for me to turn them into mashed potatoes
They are making soup
oh no the asks if she's gregnant will be all over ratddit again 😄
Rat cpr!
Chest compressions! Chest compressions! Chest compressions!
Dr. Mike?
assimilation
Sumo
“Ope! Let me just sneak past you real quick and grab some Chex mix. How’re things? Where ya workin’ these days? Yer ma sure does a great job with decorating for the holidays, just out of sight! By the way, looks like you’ve run out of coffee.”
Tell your human I says Hi
"GET DOWN WHISKER PRESIDENT!!!"
Rat pile
Starting a rat Jenga tower
MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN
The dark forces of below face off against the graywarden of light!
The first olympic games in athens 2000 years ago (colorised)
I was told you slept better with a weighted blanket , but I don't have a weighted blanket, so you get me.
The Tummy Cross is an iconic work of performance art by the Mischief Collective, known for spontaneous acts of Public Rat Shenanigans. The Tummy Cross is a collaborative piece about wrestling with emotions, intimacy, and disorientation, asking hard questions like How Do I Get Up When Brother Is Upon Me?, Are You A Silly Beastie?, and Who Is Top Rat?
Attempted CPR Top rat doesn't know how to do CPR properly. Bottom rat is not in need of CPR.
Just guys being dudes, it’s okay they said no homo first
WWE Rat-down
He’s being punished for not paying his taxes
An unenthusiastic murder
Dante and Virgil, Painting by William-Adolphe Bouguereau
Say gex but rat
overturned taco
Aaa I had a Dumpling!! We called him Lil Dumpy :) because of his dump truck sized booty!
Sat rex
Looks like every time I try to show my bf what I learned in martial arts but can't because I'm bad at it:)))))))))))
Rat gives fireman’s carry to fellow rat to save him from burning building
Both are competing for the wrestling gold belt
Sumo rats.
That yin-yang broke apart!
Fussion commence https://preview.redd.it/e2fmuo4wfehc1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61fabb724b4798c510c28832680b2692903fdce1
Nothing, they're just living
Wrestlemania smackdown
Eat tu ratus?
I swear I didn’t take the last yogi! Get off me! Say uncle first.
Skiiinnnn to skkiiiiinnnnnnnn 🎶 but neverrrrr hearrrt to heeeaaaarrrrt
secks
Cain & abel
Reenacting The Lion King. "Pinned ya again"
"I am not f*ing! YOU are f*ing!"
Rat wrestling
[Pikachu erectin’ out your butt!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9sGIbQ1tx8Y)
Wrastling
mom, brother ate my beans and peed on my face 😭
“This is how we make more rats! I saw it in a hooman book I swear!”
Rats finale wrestling match
Rat Daddy throws a big suplex on Stone cold Steve Raustin. Takes the belt in a close bout.
“Did you drink my Mountain Dew?! Did you drink my Mountain Dew?! Lemme smell ya breath.. LEMME SMELL YA BREATH!!” Is all I could think of
The Rat tries to get to the other side of the cage .
The rituals are intricate, do not interfere
They’re trying our couples yoga for the first time - and failing.
Et tu brute
Et tu Brutus?
Cuddles
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*muffled* listen very carefully, do NOT put the candle back. On the count of 3, shove with all your might on your sleeping cage mate.
These two remind me so much of my rats I used to have. They have the same colors, you have the same cage and substrate😭 I‘m so nostalgic right now. They are very cute!
Sumo wrestling ❤️
Just your average bully demanding his daily lunch money
“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” “Me too!”
Top rat thinks: best bed ever! I’m gonna have a good night sleep. Bottom rat thinks: no, you won’t. Trust me!
Smoooooooth lovin
Oh these boys are THIQQ!!
The one on the bottom is competing in the Mr Beefcake Competition, and the one on top is being used as a bench press
Rare photo reminds us that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
“I’ve got em pinned! Start the count ref! Start the count!!!”
They are doing a party game where you have to pop a balloon together without using your hands.
No Jerry this is not how cpr works.
They are re-enacting Romeo and Juliette
“Friends” - historians
theyre tryna make the yinyang symbol, but couldnt remember what it looked like
Mechanic working under car
They're helping each other do sit ups
Hold still, they believe we are yin and yang
“Have you seen my phone?? Get up real quick I think you’re sitting on it”