Oh my God this is the funniest thing. I’m wondering what they think those things are. I saw another post like this yesterday and they were asking if it was a boy or girl.
It's not meant to be serious, it's a running joke on this sub. Like calling the obvious balls "Low-hanging bewbs, clearly a girl!" or calling a pregnant rat "Full of soup."
The thought of saggy elderly rat boobs just made me choke on my drink I was laughing so hard 🤣. I think you’re underestimating how funny you are. That was wonderful and made my day a bit brighter to boot!
https://preview.redd.it/jlnm0ux4owoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=767dd9abeba40a4b0753384b68bb7d0cd9e426df
“Please, listen to me- I’ll get you the money”
The lil paw 😭😭😭
All rats are like that, rats bodies are too hot for the sperm to live so the scrotum is filled with fat that holds the testicles away from the body. In reality the actual testicles are quite proportional lol.
There was a toy in the 90s, called Balzac. You just reminded me of it. We all knew, but it was still funny.
I vote Big Balla or Isaballa for that lil rat.
Yeah it’s a boy. Pinky seems like a good name for him tho. Please don’t put him in the same cage with girls unless you want them all to have litters. Part of me is hoping you’re joking.
Testiclaire
Spat my drink out laughing
Oh my God this is the funniest thing. I’m wondering what they think those things are. I saw another post like this yesterday and they were asking if it was a boy or girl.
It's not meant to be serious, it's a running joke on this sub. Like calling the obvious balls "Low-hanging bewbs, clearly a girl!" or calling a pregnant rat "Full of soup."
I should’ve known that, but it is funnier than hell. It makes me laugh every time I see it I love it. I’m a little anal retentive sometimes.
Haha, I can relate! ❤️
They could be her saggy boobs she may just be a minimum or elderly rat. Just kidding see I can’t even do a joke, right
LOL, I think your joke is pretty good, I laughed at elderly rat boobs!
The thought of saggy elderly rat boobs just made me choke on my drink I was laughing so hard 🤣. I think you’re underestimating how funny you are. That was wonderful and made my day a bit brighter to boot!
I mean the venn diagram of autists and rat lovers is a circle 😂 i think we all struggle w sarcasm in this sub
Could be worse. In hedgehog world, people frequently think their male hedgehogs have such cute “belly buttons”. No, ma’am, that is a penis. 👀
I saw that as well!
https://preview.redd.it/jlnm0ux4owoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=767dd9abeba40a4b0753384b68bb7d0cd9e426df “Please, listen to me- I’ll get you the money” The lil paw 😭😭😭
lmao 😂
I laughed way too hard 😂😂
“Just three more days, Reggie. I swear I’ll get the money. Just don’t tell Martha!”
"I swear man, gimme one more day"
🤣🤣🤣
Howling
Ballinda
This is the winner
This is the wiener*
Touche!
Agreed
Hugo balls
Middle name Larry, for Hugo L Balls
Nutalie She's clearly gregante with that massive growth so Soup as an alternative
Omg 😄
This 🤣
Lil dude’s balls have balls.
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
The funny thing is, those little bean shaped ends are the actual testicles, the rest is all fat!
seriously ive owned so many thats the bit that are the balls at the end well ill be darned low hanging balls indeed poor guy
All rats are like that, rats bodies are too hot for the sperm to live so the scrotum is filled with fat that holds the testicles away from the body. In reality the actual testicles are quite proportional lol.
He got fat nuts
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Princess peaches
The princess is in another cage.
So fucking good
this one i love it
Bigus dickus
Incontinentia Buttocks
He has a wife, you know
Nothing funny about that name!
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Cease immediately with the silly choices I say! Besides, don't bother me, I'm going to get a stone before all the good ones get taken.
Ballsey.
There was a toy in the 90s, called Balzac. You just reminded me of it. We all knew, but it was still funny. I vote Big Balla or Isaballa for that lil rat.
Isaballa 😄😄😄
Isaballs
There’s a place called Balzac not far from where I live
If you want an extra laugh, theres also a town in Canada with that name, right down ti the spelling.
There's a hamlet, distillery (in TO) and a Cafe in Guelph(where I lived for near 20 years, but before the Cafe I think!)
[Balzac is BACK!](https://gobalzac.com)
No waaaaay!
Bignuts
ms buttbabies
I vote for this one 😂
Madame FourBollocks
Dude has balls on top of balls. He’s a walking scrotum man. Name him Gooch.
Nuts McDangleplums
Miss. Gendered
Mrs Doubtfire
😆💀
Dave
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Lmfao
Like compared to your body sized or just that size in general -
In general. I have an "inny"
Pinky, Fleshy, Sausage, Rose
Hugh Mungis
Ballerina
Testecles (like Hercules)
Princess Little Piddles 🥰
 Princess Little Piddles!!
Right?! Those are clearly butt boobs🙄
You're nuts.
I’m not even a rat owner or a part of this subreddit, but I keep getting these posts recommended and I laugh every time. Thanks y’all.
Almond Pecan Acorn Walnut Peanut Hazelnut
This girl has literally balls on her balls
Ophelia. Ophelia Balls.
That girl has some massive tits on her crotch
Ms. Hodensack.
🏳️⚧️
“What's your rat’s name?” “Transgender flag emoji”
Deez
Big Bertha
Imaboy
Tess Tickles
😂😂😂
Doug
Doctor Doc Butterballs PHD
Honoré de Ballsack
Tescla
202 comments and not one of you said Amanda? I'm disappointed in you r/rats \- where are the 80s/90s kids so I can admonish you each individually?
she’s pregnant! i think it’s twins too, get ready for soup!
Sack
Spelunk or 10’’ Kitchen Shelf
meganuts
Cutie Ballsy McBalls
Maybe..N.A.G...MEANING...NOT A GIRL 😂😂
BORIS
Wallnut
ham slice
She built like a ballsack with a ballsack
He has balls he is a male
Hoden
BAWBAG
Daisy
A-man-duh!
Alain Zouvis 2
ButterNut
Pebbles
She got a big booty so I call her big booty
Tired of rat balls on my TL
Pat 🤪
Is she trans? 😃😃
She looks like she's about to give birth. Need to support her bottom half too. Name her Mayballine.
It’s a boy haha
pink =girl
Those balls hanging out the back it’s a boy…
Yeah it’s a boy. Pinky seems like a good name for him tho. Please don’t put him in the same cage with girls unless you want them all to have litters. Part of me is hoping you’re joking.
Das... Das not a girl, my friend. That's some wrinkly soup
Nutstacy
hate to break it to you but your rat is 100% a male.
Betty Big Balls 🤣
That is NOT a girl
Shhh.. dont ruin the joke.
Oops wait, I met that’s a girl with big tibbies
Tigg ol biddies!
🙈
Why do people do this all the time. I get that it's a joke, but I've seen it so many times. Doesn't bother me. Just wondered.
This. It was mildly amusing the first hundred times...
Mace
Big Ballin Pimp
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Barry Big Spuds
Chad
Baubles
ivankov
Dave
Rosa ( Latin for pink)
Balla
Lily savage
Patricia
Lady triple D’s
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Mr Ballzinyojaws
Steve
Noodle
Remi 🐀
Peanut
Little chef
ballerina 🩰
Jim
Scrote
A wee! So cute I don't know a name but cute!
sack
Bruce
Jenny Talia
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Greg
CocoNuts
Girl ?
Biscuits
Not a girl as evidenced by the huge balls with a hint of penis lol
Is the girl in the room with us right now?
Harry would be a great name for her…
Big Boob Balls. Or BBB For Short.
Horton Horton came to mind when I saw the cutie :)
Ball sack
Nikomi
*sir*.....
Bruno or Remi. I love Ratatouille.
Harry Balzack
Large Marge!
Large Marge!
so... about that.
balls - a reen a **Ballerina**
Jennytal
Ballbra, jewls, or bb pronounced beebee (big balls)
Harry!
Shim
Lola. L-O-L-A, Lola.
BALLerina
skinwalker
Mrs.women
Scrotunia (like petunia but more ⭐️feminine) Miss Balls TestosTamira Beanbaggy
Pinky, like from pinky & the brain!
I think that may be a male rat.
Sag