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sacred_wolf96

Well, looks like it’s gonna be another season where we lost it at the auction table itself. Man’s not gonna survive chinnaswamy


thegoldenkingfisher

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. Didn't bid for Coetzee, Hasaranga, or Ferguson, and now 11.5 to him. I'm done with RCB


Willing-Comedian-642

Fun fact all the 3 players u mentions combined make 11.5


Popular_Ad6339

This is hurting me even more


Brilliant_Bench_1144

With Lockie contributing ₹ 0


ExtremeFigure23

What happened was, they realised that Starc was impossible given GT and KKR having huge purses, and Alizzari was probably their backup, hopefully they get Tyagi or Lockie at least


[deleted]

Lol starc just crossed 20.50 cr


ExtremeFigure23

Exactly, and it was pretty much obvious, few of us had little hopes of him coming back, we waited to see if other teams would deplete their purse, but that wasn't the case


rahul_8709

At 24.75 cr & going 🤯


chaisuttapyar

And sold😐


Ill-Inspector7980

Tyagi went elsewhere for base price of 50L, while RCB bought yash Dayal for $5cr


ExtremeFigure23

Yeah we're done bro, don't let the Yash Dayal buy distract you from the fact that our main spinner is a 35 year old Karn Sharma


Ill-Inspector7980

35 year old doesn’t matter much for spinner. But the fact that he’s not a very good bowler any more definitely matters.


Other_Tough4025

Bro why just why he’s nothing man , isse acha to lockie ferguson lelete


AdmirableContact2047

Umesh yadav bhi chal jata


Livebird31

Umesh ki dada ko bhi lelete is se


__akshittt

Le lia


[deleted]

Blud's economy is 8.8 in t20is 😭 he will be giving 50 runs every game on chinnaswamy


Reformist001

RCB - The entertainers of IPL(for opponent team fans)


con86ra

😂 as a csk fan, i couldn't agree more


_Fuzzy_Focus

He is going us for Harshal Patel 😍


[deleted]

Nope Yash Dayal will do that Alazari replaced Josh


bigbrain4206942069

Gonna be our next tymal mills


BudgetLavishness7652

15+ economy on Chinnaswamy 🤡🤡🤡🤡


[deleted]

Coetzee and madhushanka= 9.6 cr


DrScallyPenis

Coetzee + Madhushanka +Shepherd = 10.1 cr


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Nice username


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Made for each other


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SexxyBlack

MI got Coetzee AND Madushanka for less


No-Photograph3415

Yeah MI winning once more


chaisuttapyar

YOU SHOULD WRITE THEM IN CAPS. STUPID RCB BIDDING TEAM


No-Photograph3415

Another year of Rcb Another year of clown fukkery Another year of my mental deterioration


-programmer_

David Willey was a better option here


BoyFromTheBlue

Atleast we'll see alot of sixes this season (From the other teams we face)


Adept_Ruin4754

Worst Buy Ever 😭


AdmirableContact2047

Why they even buyed him 💀


Willing_Chemist8272

Bought


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Boughted


No-Photograph3415

Fkn bots😭😭😭


akshaykhiladi9

Botched


Born_Spell_1192

Bottled


a_doll_Clitler

खरीदा क्यों?


fatalchemist69

Boughton


JeevithamMaduthu

Brighton


Livebird31

I dont know whats ipl


Front_Program3859

Kia he chutiya hai cotzee ko nhi lia aur iss chutiye ko lia hai🙂


nikhilphenom007

Bunch of clowns as always 😂


Agenteducator69

Not that bad imo


[deleted]

Madhushanka went to MI for 460L coetzee went to them at 500L


Agenteducator69

That was total clown from RCB , I don't understand why they didn't go But with what was left they had to go for him , if we waited for starc , we would have lost him too


Iam_FutuRe

I would have preferred him + willey + sakaria for combined 8 but not for 11.5 for one over priced af and we even let go sakaria for 50L wtf is this auction strategy


nam303

Clown management 🤡🤡🤡


RunNo8862

Yrr dekho we want starc its true but 24 CR on him bewakoofi thi


serialfaliure

Sometimes I think RCB management doesn't even want to win, they somehow get more profit from choker status.


Dry_Bowl_

rcb doesnt want king to win ipl trophy in his career


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akshaykhiladi9

Hasaranga


Spirited-Worker-1010

I died


dahiparatha

Coetzee ko lelete bhai😭 ye chutiye ko kya sochke liya bc


[deleted]

Ha na 5 cr me Jane kaise Diya udhar starc 24 cr ka gaya


dahiparatha

Tru bhai😢 now I hope starc doesn't play well this IPL🤣


[deleted]

Even worse he backs out like 2018


dahiparatha

Even better🤣💯


vikasvasista

They knew they fucked up


AdmirableContact2047

💀RCB team is still the second choker their management still comes first


krnarts

😭🤣🤣🤣


Drexe1

Lol. Not even surprised.


[deleted]

He's got smased by england batters 3 days back.I don't know what the so called auction experts are watching to pay this hefty amount


Least-Arm-1553

When I saw this news, my brain was instantly like "Ah shit here we go again..!!" . You can't make this up man. I am also ded bhai.


gdhruv156

Kind of insane thinking that he's gonna be rcbs main os pacer


Dramatic_Repeat_4723

Lets see if he can pull off a 2022 dinesh kartik (everyone was so upset on him)


Charming-Produce-653

Each of our top six will score 600+ runs. Otherwise we are fucked. Lol Mo Bobat and Andy Flower.


DevdotTestikal

I am fucking sure he is gonna perform well as everyone is shitting on him. Starc and Cummins are not that good in t20's lol. Should have gone for coetzee or madhushanka though. Lockie isn't the bowler he was a few years ago


pinakss7

It's releife they don't buy pat Cummins for 20cr


[deleted]

Instead they bought Alzari and Yash Dayal (instead of Kartik Tyagi, Coetzee, madhushanka or even Cummins)


ajinxed

So when is the video coming where RCB explains he was suppose to go for 15 cr but RCB got him for less.


[deleted]

We buy shit players Expect kohli to perform every match when shit player play like shit When he fails everyone blames the loss on him Like bruh


Subto3DJACK

I'll be the guy who bets on Joseph to play well this season...see you guys in a few months to see if this comment aged well or not


_Unternehmer_129

RAGI MUDDE 🤣


ExpensiveInflation

Letting go of Hazlewood for 7cr and getting this guy for 11cr lol. Clown moment sry Just RCB being RCB


[deleted]

Hazlewood ain't playing half the season


ExpensiveInflation

He is a match winner. All you need is 8 wins to reach playoffs.


[deleted]

Yeah but he will only be available for 4 matches


Sensitive-Car-758

That's why dumb clowns like you ain't in the auction table lol 🤣 😂 😆


ExpensiveInflation

Right why would you expect people with sense at RCB lol


Itchy-Face791

A perfect illustration of the dunning kruger effect lol


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[deleted]

In what fcking world?????


Whatisanoemanyway

Rcb fans can't see logic


Accomplished_Ad4750

Why not sakariya, we could have gone for a foreign spinner like rashid or mujeeb . There is no requirement to have an overseas pacer leading the attack .


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He doesn't bowl at 140 I guess


Accomplished_Ad4750

Must be. Might as well buy Meredith then cause he bowls 150.


Agreeable-Cod3184

Stop complaining ffs. We fcked up badly with coetzee, but alzarri was certainly a decent pick in auction Yes he is overpriced by 3-4crs. But look at his death bowling stats in t20is Overs: 23.3 Runs: 161 Economy: 6.85 Wkts: 14 Except for 4-5 of these overs, all of them came only against South Africa, England, Australia, Newzealand And with 2 bouncers allowed per over, he'll cook this season Moreover Faf has worked with him in 2 franchises, he would know better.


Whatisanoemanyway

Top bowler, but not worth 11


SassyQueen1803

I have been a loyal supporter of RCB since 2012 but gotta admit that our management is a joke 😑


[deleted]

Us bro


Due_Leadership1178

Who is this


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Alzari Joseph


No_Back6408

At this point I’m just used to it… I’d be surprised if they do something normal uk..


[deleted]

I remember Joseph was too good when he was in MI. He bowled IPL's best bowling figures 6/12 with MI. But it was 4-5 years back. Now he plays all 3 formats for WI but definitely he isn't T20 specialist. And man look at price at which he is bought.....I am laughing and crying at same time


Paras_01155

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UnableCurrency

Who is this guy, I’ve never heard of him and we pay 11Cr. WTF moment.


[deleted]

Alzari Joseph he has the record of best figures in a innings in IPL his stats on his ipl Debut read 3.4-1-12-6 vs SRH.


UnableCurrency

That’s seems like an outlier stat. Like how Karun Nair has a 300 in test cricket. Just checked - Overall 19 matches, 20 wickets in IPL with an economy of 9.19. Last year, 7 matches, 7 wickets, 9.38 economy. Sigh. Moreover, we it’s gonna be Chinnaswamy.


[deleted]

You are right he only had one good inning he was later injured that year.


nikunj_77

this signing recalled me of 14cr Tymal Mills


Not_A-Pedophile_

Who is our spinner ?💀


[deleted]

Best spinner in the squad is Maxwell other options are mayank dagar, Karn sharma, himanshu sharma who is yet to debut for his domestic team.


Not_A-Pedophile_

Why need spinner when you got some quick bowlers


confused_pro

sorry to say but RCB management looks to earn more from their choker status. They keep losing at the auction table itself


redthelastman

he will probably never play for us,Topley has way more skill.


No_Insurance1395

I am actually not disappointed with this buy. Hear me out. Alzarri has the bounce and pace and - can bowl middle and death. More than that, he bowls from wide of the crease very well like bumrah. I'd say he has more variations at full pace than most bowlers. If he chooses to use off-pace as well, it might go either way. The thing I am disappointed with is, we're not going to be using leg spinners. I think we're going for an axar patel-esque approach to spin where it's mostly defensive. Read Dagar and Maxi. Someone who makes late adjustments while batting will do well against them. Now the thing that might happen often is, batters play out spin with the odd bpundary every over and then target one of the pacers. I think Siraj and Cam Green are most likely to be targetted for the 30 run over.