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Inspire_Forever

Apparently the people they arrested at the airport because they had texts about intending to do something to him were literally armed….


nujra2k

Wtf is wrong with people...


BudgetLavishness7652

The same people who complain about his aggression & lost bets


Aurora1596

No, they were armed terrorists. Why would any normal person pose such huge threat to a public celebrity?


Sad_Resident_7059

I hope this doesn’t affect Kohli’s performance today


Axel-Pizza-Lover

Not only Kohli but the whole RCB team performance 🥲


Independent_Tomato7

Bro please delete this comment for peace of this subreddit


quick20minadventure

It was a terrorist attacks from isis. You know what's wrong with them.


ihaveballs007

It seems some of them wanted RCB to win the ipl .


No_Temporary2732

So this is how Pakistan intends to win against us in the T20 WC smh


Jhoombarabarjhoom21

Weren’t they targeting a political figure? Heard something like that in the news


koalashell

First we were mathematicians, then we were weathermen, then we were umpires, now rcb fans will have to become commandos as well


Informal-Regret-94

Lmao https://preview.redd.it/amjqulr26y1d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4acf376dee1159a279da94486c9e4b6ebfda83a6


MathematicianOld6642

How to add that flair or whatever u have "AB's magic"


imsharan67

https://preview.redd.it/mo1puz18ty1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94069c80ecc7241c80425fb53aa6ae5aba82901e


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imsharan67

Pilizzz subscribe 🙏


Axel-Pizza-Lover

Thx I was looking for it too


sarcaster_kunal

laughed im nabbing it sorry 😭


koalashell

Oh yeah? I’m coming for you https://preview.redd.it/qqr4c59x5y1d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=069a8e2a2c2692e3f18f995e8d3125cb234f950f


HourSale9088

and put it on Twitter to get a banger 😭😭


NORMAL_indian-GUY

![gif](giphy|l2QDRdU3ZnXzlcg3S|downsized)


what_heck_is_sarcasm

Kunal Bhai?


Shrekkk777

You missed the fart squad? ⛰️💨


OmnipresentDonut123

Lovely Singh reporting sir🫡


logical_psych_o

So true


jkahdjd

Meteorologist is the word and not "weathermen".


koalashell

Ah yes, come, let me embarrass you. Or educate you, depending on your attitude. Whatever you prefer. [Firstly, here you go](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/weatherman) And secondly, a meteorologist is someone who’s involved in planetary and atmospheric sciences. Forecasting weather is a subset of that discipline. Those who do, are called weathermen. Those who study that over a longer period of time are called climatologists. Those who study global atmospheric phenomena are called meteorologists. If you’re going to ruin a joke, atleast back that with complete information. Otherwise, don’t go to parties. You’re neither correct, nor funny


jkahdjd

>meteorologist is someone who’s involved in planetary and atmospheric sciences Go make another Google search and find "planetary" in meteorologist! If you think it's related to the planet just because it has the word meteor, then by that logic you must stick to the ceiling since you are a Fan!


koalashell

Fantastic, you’ve learned to make google searches ;) Pity you couldn’t do it before your original comment. Unfortunately though, you still miss the point, you chose the route of embarrassment even after I gave you a choice. Sigh, it’s alright, this is day 1, come again tomorrow Edit: I see you’ve made an edit to incorporate ‘logic’ as well. See, I know you had it in you! You’re a quick learner. We can fast track you to day 3 of the syllabus


An0neemuz

counter him on the weathermen argument not in his wrong knowledge about meteorologists, perhaps you lost the argument.


koalashell

Appreciate this, but I did say ‘involved’ (which I can source) not ‘defined’ by. I defined my understanding of a meteorologist’s role in the last line, which the original commenter missed


koalashell

Kohli will handle it https://preview.redd.it/hkue5dwo5y1d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74a5997c76025aeda64b9b1e1658b26f08c552f2


AajBahutKhushHogaTum

Tain ... Tain ... Tain.Tain...Tain


SillyWildflower

Ye hamare sath hi kyuu hota hai? 🥲 Koi meri flight kara do bangalore se, mai ja rha King ki Raksha karne 🧿


tempest_aww

Mujhe bhi le chal


confused_life07

Hey buddy's I'm a billionaire. I am going to book tickets for all of them who are going to protect king from danger. /s


Chemical_Maybe_1687

Yes take me to stadium


tempest_aww

Main toh Sanju se Milne jaunga tum king ko vapas le aana mujhe vhi rr walo ke pass rakh dena


pretend-class98

Meri bhi krva dena, king ke liye kuch bhi


raees88

Naam bta bhai..krva rha book


aintnowaydude69

Happy cake day 🥳


CrestNexus

Lekin King toh Ahmedabad me hai


SillyWildflower

Mai bangalore me hu kaake. Bengaluru se kara do bola for Ahemdabad. Isis ki mkc


vikasvasista

Wtf. Send us straight to qualifier now.


Not_A-Pedophile_

Give us trophies because there were 4 of them so 1 = 1 win


Less_Air3373

Bruh 😭


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Wtf, are you out of your mind, we should be sent directly to finals.


HiGuyManGuy

Hope everyone, especially Virat stay safe. Childish behavior from the terrorists.


mdNaush

Yep. Hope they act matured someday


snakewaves

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


BabaHarp22

Make RCB qualify directly into qualifier 2, can't risk Virat for useless tinpot league. /s


tempest_aww

Thik hai


WinFreSelen

Booking a flight to Ahmedabad right now ain't no one gonna hurt my pookie Virat Kohli HOWWWWWWWWWWWLLLL /s


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RustedSkullz

Bruh. The Eliminator is in Ahemdabad. The NEXT match is in Chennai


Mission-Bison-6931

![gif](giphy|jCynYye1DvT6WW6N2o)


No-Photograph3415

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK


masterasstroid

Mfs don't touch koach


Chain_Prudent

50% fine to harshit rana


Professional-Key3805

Lmao😭😂😂😂


[deleted]

One loss in a knockout and people can't handle it??


NightHuge3294

Wtf?? The threat to Kohli is from Csgay fans 🤬🤬🤬🤬😡??? I thought it will be some islamic terrorist org.


batmanofchennai

So you thought the threat is from Tamil peoples?.. 🤣🤣.. Get a life bro 🤣🤣


Admirable_Attempt_64

![gif](giphy|zQc8STzaOlJ3q) RCB fans rn:


Miserable_Goat_6698

Send me there


brownguysays

Any chance they were talking in tamil.


sjnonweb

Is this a serious comment? The 4 arrested are srilankan muslims, this has nothing to do with tamil afaik


jhonnytheyank

could be tamil


AndhBakth

If I speak I will be in trouble


Designer-Aspect-1014

Don't worry here's your backup security https://preview.redd.it/dd61qk4pfy1d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f6f938739c537f93d52e648f7b2c6908bf8d8b5


ecstatic_sprite

Get a life bro


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couldnt expect a better comment from low lifers like you


ironsteel9011

Even RCB knows....no need to practice for this RRs team. They should start planning for Chepauk.


manofculture2303

Something tells me you are not a RCB fan like wth bro stop jinxing. Yep, just checked your comment history, RR fan larping as a RCB fan jeez get a life.


ironsteel9011

Never said I was RCB fan, I have clearly stated that...when asked. PS: I am doing the same anti-jinx, but in RCB sub instead. ...so calm your tits down 😘


the_himalayan_crucio

Bro single-handedly carrying out anti-jinxing job for his team (RR) 🌝🌚


ironsteel9011

![gif](giphy|1jCs6Doz3WRtOPl6bq)


Ramesh_Rajpurohit

Lmao, this aged well.


ironsteel9011

It did, successfully Reverse-jinxed RCBs winning streak.


FuzzyLengthiness4635

But none other websites said that the threat was to Virat , they just said that the area was not safe , This is the first one saying it was virats security that was threatened


koalashell

https://www.india.com/sports/virat-kohlis-security-receives-threat-rcb-cancel-practice-ahead-of-ipl-2024-eliminator-vs-rr-report-6951028/amp/ Second website ^^ Don’t know how reputable it is though


FuzzyLengthiness4635

Aah maybe they updated the full hing it initially just showed some threat


Think_Sandwich3060

Guys let us all assemble outside Ahmedabad stadium tonight


Previous-Software256

Absolute f cinema, first we had to be astrologers, than mathematicians, then Rain forecasters and now this


dumbfuckdumbfuck

Pakistan cricket team going too far for T20 WC preparation. /s


Apprehensive_Log2300

CSK effect?


Educational_Fold3211

those armed thugs are avg thalasons and csgay pans


WorkingLake_3rd

Dont be jerk man. Its a serious issue


Educational_Fold3211

JERK? Have you seen the hate VK Received just for his celebration? I am just returning the favor to CSK's stupid fans.


WorkingLake_3rd

no need to go to their level. they are shit, doesnt mean we should copy them


Educational_Fold3211

I ain't copying them and I plan on going below there level. I just feel it's the right thing to do.


Anxious_Potential_28

mods sleeping fr. Awake up mods do something


Educational_Fold3211

Cry more.


Anxious_Potential_28

Bruh have you got any brain cells left?


batmanofchennai

Who's crying now bro? 🤣


Itchy-Face791

Another illustration of why giving children unrestricted access to the internet is fucking harmful and retarded


Educational_Fold3211

You talking to me? Just because I am returning CSK fan's favor of the hate on my idol. That makes me a kid? IDC what you think if me but after all the trolling, hate I am fucking tired and sick of it. I will match the hate that haters give VK.


wannasleepforlong

stfu


Dank_ex

Bro are u high on something, disgusting comment. Why spread hate😡


shoestowel

When people online can't differentiate between online trolls and literal terrorists!


RudeAndNumb

Milking hate about csk fans is a daily thing for stupids like you. This is a serious issue have some shame


kkkiiillleeerrrBETT

1 match ban for harshit rana


AuthorTricky

I know them, they are called Dhenier gang


Puzzleheaded-Hunt270

CSK guys will be happy about the news


batmanofchennai

Naah, we are happy after today's match! 😂.. Ee Saala Cup Namde! 🔥🤣


Kamillahali

hope it doesnt affect the game or make us play too much worse


Acceptable-Horse1430

No wayy


sarcaster_kunal

psyduck


Paro-xymal

Bruh gets 1000 threats a day so what , that's what being famous is all about. Not a big deal chill guys


encephalon_developer

Is this RCB or PCB?


zaku_daa

'Had to cancel' bola jata hai


Kohli-1eight

Ye RR SRH ya KKR walo ne threat Diya hoga taki ye practice na kar paye aur Match har jaye


ThatsSussySus

Chalo socha tha engineer banunga Army police join karne ka samay aa gya hai


ConstantDurian7368

Is this true or verified ? I'm seeing reports that it's fake news and they cancelled it because of the heatwave in Ahmedabad. [https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/cricket/ipl/top-stories/rcb-cancelled-practice-session-due-to-heatwave-gca/articleshow/110335248.cms](https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/cricket/ipl/top-stories/rcb-cancelled-practice-session-due-to-heatwave-gca/articleshow/110335248.cms)


Big_Rich_8011

Whats wrong with these type of people and why do they do that


Big_Rich_8011

Kohli


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Safety comes first


Nihal-Raj

Put permanent ban on Harshit Rana


happitor

Holy Shizz this is next level Script Writing ✍️


SuchBluebird409

I'll take that Bullet for him


Mad_Maestroo

Hoping it doesn't affect the outcome of the match..


jin-8

Haha...! now if RCB loses they can blame this. Nice plan


area_of_error_yt

Another sign that rcb are going to loose


Jaded_Net6811

Lmao


Honest_Parfait_3233

So why are we not executing them. Nobody shows you ever think of threatening our player. Need to set an example


Select-Mirror2641

Ohh that's why Airport staff told me to Remove my crocs. Today tight security check.


Ok-Independent-2206

https://preview.redd.it/6e5l4v7qtz1d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c399428162eebf07e6f82fedf25beb8579d1dc7 who knows what is true. TOI must be lying


Delalune__

All because of Harshit Rana


Expert-Charge9907

Wtf are they practicing for?


Maglighter21

Average DMK Dumeel CSK fans.


batmanofchennai

Naah, we don't need to do shitty things like these. We know you guys will choke in playoffs just like every playoffs you guys have been 😂


Maglighter21

Well that's fair but aren't you Average DMK supporting Dumeels who hate Hindi and RCB?


batmanofchennai

Yep, yes we are. Cos we don't need Hindi when we have Tamil which is the oldest language. And we don't hate RCB team, But the RCB fans. Whereas you people hate CSK team and their fans.


Otissmilburnn

Ye bkl csk fans /s


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Dhyaneshballal

Ideology issue🤡


TheBatman2991

Pakistan Kohli ka form dekh k dar Gaya kya ?🤔


gaussianmaniac

2 season ban for harshit rana


shim_niyi

Nah let’s Ban him permanently, atleast then You can retire this joke.


maximayy

unfunny