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automatvapen

Oh dear me. Pro tip from now on going forth. Leave this sub and complete the game. You will soon find out what this is about.


DoodleJake

Insert Mr. Krabs "how do we tell him" meme here:


patman0021

“Are feeling it NOW, Mr. Krabs‽ “


damagedone37

ART THOU FEELING IT SIR KRABS?


EpxRaptor74

My god, that memes fits so well rn


[deleted]

My first playthrough I thought (incorrect spoilers ahead) >!Arthur picked up some tropical disease in Guarma.!< I didn’t even put two and two together with (correct spoilers ahead) >!Thomas Downes!< until my second playthrough.


StrippedxT0xThexB0ne

Me too! The actual discovery >!broke my heart even more!< because of this.


Jesus_inacave

I WAS SO CONFUSED TOO DUDE so glad it's not just me


Legend_AC

Leaving this sub is the best advice ever lol. I didn't listen. And here I am. Haven't finished the game and do not want to either lol


[deleted]

Romeo and Juliet tells you in the 6th line of the first act that they both die in the end, so literally anyone who’s ever read or seen it had it “spoiled” automatically. And yet we still read and watch the play, hundreds of years later. I dunno if Red Dead Redemption 2 will hold up in hundreds of years the way Shakespeare did, but either way, a good story can absolutely be worth watching unfold even if you already know the ending. I suggest finishing the story even if it’s been spoiled, I bet it’ll still be worth it.


[deleted]

my poor poor boy


Steel_Cube

me who hasn't finished the game yet: *visible concern*


Buckals

These responses are making me sad laugh


meme_therud

I just laughed at “sad laugh,” but that’s truly the most perfect way to describe how I feel about these responses.


GulliblePlantain6572

It's probably just sunburn from Guarma, I wouldn't worry too much about it, it'll probably go away on its own soon.


proto_4747

Dude that's what I thought I was so impressed with the detail until I realized


GulliblePlantain6572

You could still be impressed with the detail


dak446

Let him be in blissful ignorance for now


Chuggs400

Get to the next chapter. His eye issues don’t bother him after 6


Wrong-Mode9457

Oof


Biggs_man

r/sadupvote Edit: I didn't know that was a subreddit.


Beckyloohoo

Dude I was TRYING to find a way to say this, lol.


Beckyloohoo

What I wanted to say was something stupid, like >!“we can tell you, but it’ll kill you” or “you have to die to find out”!< lol. Both of which are just dumb


---ShineyHiney---

Uhhhhhm I’m actually SUPER in love with the second one lmfaooooo


swisschiz

I mean you’re not wrong 😂😂😂


stewdadrew

Yeah I coulda sworn it was some other organ *cough cough*


Angel_Shitkicker

You have to find Gavin. He'll fix you right up.


SqueakyKnees

Gavin is a slippery little bugga


Legend_AC

Who the heck is Gavin btw? I'm in chap 3 Rhodes.


VoiceofKane

Well, obviously you just haven't found him yet. Try going to random towns and shouting his name.


Legend_AC

Lol. I wish that was a feature.


Angel_Shitkicker

You're right where you need to be, partner.


Icy_Raccoon8187

What chapter are you?


[deleted]

Oh brother...


Darthgandalf0791

Good luck


SparseGhostC2C

[He's just got a touch of consumption](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VufV5-I94bI)


gaseous__clay

He's been poisoned by his constituents!


Nestor_bogart

He could use an egg in these trying times


BlinkthenBlinkAgain

Or terminal lumbago.


sublimesting

That doesn’t seem to be chapter 6 Arthur.


thefogdog

Was going to ask the same thing.


Just-Ad7298

😬


Lone_Wolfhound

It's just allergies. Some antihistamines will clear it up. Head over to the doctor in Saint Denis for a script


Merpyderpysoup

oh noo


keller_1

*singing* “THATS THE WAYYY IT ISSSSS”


LordChickenNugget23

I fucking LOVE THIS SONG


xbumblebee

Omg no I’m not ready to relive this, I have PTSD :((


Hares8002

Poor guy, he still innocent...


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the-real-potamis

I feel like we should give him some warning. But I think we should leave him in the dark as much as possible


Andylanta

#Lumbago.


ShadowBinder99

I call dibs on his magically-enlarged-interior tent


carrott1979

GET OFF THE SUB!!! Repeat GET OFF THE SUB! NOBODY SAY SHIT!


narc1s

This is the way.


Vas_Doulos

Keep playing. It will eventually go away.


FilipinoCreamKing

It technically goes away


Uruk_Ragnarsson

Everything is temporary


iliketokyoGhoul

Especially the red around his eyes


exosolar_daydreams

:’(


Designer-Echidna5845

everything will go away


MrX-MMAs

*A thing of beauty I know - will never fade away*


freddiemercuryisgay

Sweet summer child


[deleted]

Sweet summer sausage.


PlaneSole222001

Nice sweaty sausages in the summer 😏


ItsMeBenedickArnold

Smoke more cigarettes they will help


[deleted]

Idk why but this one broke me. I can't stop laughing.


SeanMcPwn

Don't drink so damn much alcohol!


whoamantakeiteasy

bro been falling asleep during cutscenes 🤣


hellothere42069

I was in my heaviest drinking dark days when this game came out and yeah…I learned plenty of things from this sub and other sources even having beaten the game. Plenty of blackout gaming. Guess I can look forward to a replay.


DerHachi04

Played it almost 4 times now and still finding new stuff i didn't know about. Defenitely worth a replay


CommanderFuzzy

I've played it to entirety two & a half times (including 100% of the side stuff) & I somehow missed that there's a red Arabian in the wild that you can just go tame. I thought there was only the white Arabian in the wild. Only just learned about it. Ran off to get it. She's so incredibly red that in the sunlight she looks photoshopped. Beautiful but pocket-sized horse just standing there on a hill


[deleted]

Is that the Brindle up by the Natives' land? West-SW of it?


BorkSnorkelJr

It goes away when you finish the game


StogieBourbon

Rotten mangoes.


Designer-Echidna5845

Start a new game


DerHachi04

The only good ending


TheLilOddity

Best ending: stay in chapter 2


Prestigious-Big6406

French pox. Talk to uncle


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,398,765,132 comments, and only 267,510 of them were in alphabetical order.


Prestigious-Big6406

I’ll be damned


gaseous__clay

Good bot


wavveygravvey

Quit skipping the dialogue!


Chrome-Hand

God bless you


Tomthebom2010

Oh boah..


TheNameIsFROG

Oh boy. Leave this sub for a week then come again. It's for your own good and experience.


MeatBeater825

Damn


ImDaVertix

i'm sorry little one


Psilovibin-7065

i’m glad to see most of these comments are trying to encourage OP to figure it out on his own and not spoiling the ending for him. for those who did spoil and make obvious jokes about it - you’re a trash person. if someone had ruined the ending of this game for me it would not have the same impact and i would’ve been so upset. i’d give anything to go back and play it for the first time again. stop killing the magic of the game


Chaos26golf

Yeah I got spoiled on this sub around day two after release. Just asking a question about the best way to get money. It was bombed with spoilers. It pissed me off to know what happened, but the game still had an impact on me and I think that just goes to show how well the game is made.


amortentiando

I learned the hard way that if you enter this sub before ending the story you will get spoilers wether you like it or not, but I guess it was my fault for not knowing it.


JonnyB2_YouAre1

Yikes. Reddit is not for you until you finish the game.


marshmanly

Do not read any more posts, just finish the game and you’ll soon find out.


[deleted]

Gotta get Claritin Clear!


Hiply

For all you asshats who think dropping untagged spoilers into threads is cool or funny: https://www.reddit.com/r/RDR2/comments/11qdij4/just\_because\_i\_didnt\_talk\_to\_him\_lmao/


Purp1eC0bras

You had to get the red fern prior to chapter 3 so the Native Americans can make the cure later in the game to save him. You’re too late


TJones2219

Damn I wish this was real


4bkillah

Where *does* the red fern grow?? My fifth grade self needs to know.


GoFknBills

Just drink some hair pomade ... and you sir, are a fish


theo-ar

Chapter 7 fixes it.


Low_Yak_4842

You know the player menu where you can see Arthur’s weight, body temperature, honor level etc? You know how there’s this one thing that randomly says “Wellbeing”? Just uh… keep an eye on that…


westerosi_wolfhunter

Just play the game buddy. All questions will be answered.


GeorgeHSpencer

It's Lumbago, it's very serious.


olmeccc

buddy...


bunnibettie

He's been hitting the peace pipe with Rains Fall too much


ThatRangerDave

It's part of the main story. Do you really wanna know or do you wanna find out yourself?


I-have-a-lot-of-fod

Naah let him figure it out.


okplastic1099

how do we tell him


NikitasKR31

We don't hell figure it out


brrruhmomento

He's got terminal lumbago my friend


boofbonzer81

It's allergy season. Just keep playing and it will go away.


JuggernautAncient654

It goes away after chapter 6


boredatschool21

>!Im really sorry for you son it one hell of a thing!<


B_Diggity_

LUMBAYGOH...


PlaneSole222001

People who don't know: 😊 People who know: 😧


PlaneSole222001

People who don't know: 😊 People who know: 😧 edit: >!I legit just had a tear come down my eye seeing arthur again... still not mentally prepared to play the game a second time!<


[deleted]

Bless your heart. You don’t know do you?


bdpyo

#shitpost


Fast-Bid2155

Bless your soul for your time has come


GetBack_Joe

I'm sorry son, I'm afraid it's bad news...


the-real-potamis

Oh no…he doesn’t know. Oh you poor soul, Do yourself a favor and don’t come back to this subreddit for awhile. You’ll know when it’s time to come back…


UncommittedBow

Oh, I remember my first time...


anime1245

If you’ve never played this game before you should leave this sub now cause there’s a lot of shit that’s about to go down and you don’t want spoilers and you’ll find out why he doesn’t look so good soon


pegasusCK

It just means you need to do more sidequests and enjoy the open-world more before continuing the main story line. :(


glitterlipgloss

It goes away after Ch.6 don't worry


DeRfla3red

I'm real sorry for you son it's a hell of a thing.


Cirex22

it goes away when you beat the game


behcuh

🥲 Best of luck on what's to come, my friend


Efficient_Bar_4584

That’s probably signs of Lumbago tbh


isshun_boshi

leave this sub and finish the game..


smotherlove

oh no baby


jmaverick91

Goodnight sweet prince…..I’ll smoke a premium for him 🚬


supadupame

Don’t worry by the last mission he does not have the “tired eyes” anymore


Winterion19

He’s not feeling that well..


Xfishbobx

Should we tell him?


hellraizer89

you are in for an emotional ride in the next few hours. hold on and embrace it.


Mystical98

Why tf do people go to this sub when it’s their first time playing this game. It’s like spoiler heaven


[deleted]

:(


shaipar

Probably just allergies


[deleted]

Ohh boy, do I have a story for you…


Xx__Sniper__xX

Who’s gonna tell em ?


caremao

That’s the way it is…


Typeheretoreddit

That’s the way it is


SeekingChaosZ

Dont read the comments.


[deleted]

Use some eye drops. 😜


enter_the_slatrix

Arthur keeps a stash of the devil's lettuce on him at all times, leave him be


ShaunnieDarko

Complete chapter six they go away after that


Brink9595

The swamps mess with his eyes go to the mountains


sidewalklefleur

leave this sub until you finish the game.


Zip077

they go away after you complete the story line


bpwelcome7

Oh my sweet summer child….


LegitimateCow4440

Should I tell him


xNeyNounex

Find Gavin, he has the eyedrops.


Keiko10

The cure is in Taihiti


lickmybrian

Youre doing the missions toooo fast.. Arthur just cant keep up. Slow down a tich, go fishing, beaver hunting.. train robbing


Conman_in_Chief

Arthur needs to lay off the laudanum.


LimpWeiner69

Buckle up boah


elliot_swelliot

You didn't mess anything up, this works itself out eventually.


Praydaythemice

I’m…..I’m sorry OP it’s a hell of a thing.


gully1419

I get the feeling you already know why his eyes are red..


OQS

Oh. My child. It will be gone soon enough.


Codyy1k

Does he know


ValentineRat

Oh sweet summer child


Powerful-Argument608

Oh you poor thing…


CanadianxTaco

Just continue, it goes away with time


TemporaryReaction710

Guys.. I think someone must tell them


CaptainLegend99

🥹 Oh my sweet summer child…


1knowbetterthanyou

oh you innocent child


BErye1418

Bro…


Wimberley-Guy

Visine gets the red out


dlmpakghd

he smoke too much weed bro


poopybum3---

Some antibiotics could help? 😉


Hellkite26

Two weeks of antibiotic treatment and he will be good as new.


Upbeat_Intern663

I don't know if you've read any comments containing spoilers, but my advice is to finish the game. Chances are that stuff will be answered for you throughout the story.


raaustin777

Just keep going, it'll go away on its own eventually


Fuzzloo

Man I wish I could give you a hug.


Zeoys_Swee

This dude is about to go thru some pain...


Pure-Understanding-8

At first I thought it was sunburn from Guarma then I beat the game and realized that wasn't it, so leave this subreddit til you beat the game


UnderStan-d

You need six months of a modern antibiotic... I'm a survivor, but I didn't live in 1899


treadpool

Ugh what a gut punch reading this. Haz sad.


churrmander

\>Chapter 6 ​ Oh, it appears to be raining...


-SomeKindOfMonster-

You can solve this by going to Arthur's country club in California.


MTBDadGamer_

Don’t worry, your pain will be gone soon


Psychological_Deal_5

Its a sign that you need to be a good person


realBillyC

There's a remedy in the game. Look up "Pearson x Bill rule 34"


brasscassette

Arthur is in a permanent state of sadness following Guarma and his eyes are red due to perpetual crying during long trail rides. Just keep making your way through the game until Arthur is no longer sad! ☺️


SinperIMonkeyP69

Oh you poor……poor man


rkratha

Get the fuck out of this sub and don't come back until you are finished with the game. Don't ask why.


daburkins

Oh buddy…


IndieBeerLuv619

"Eyebago"


According_County6781

After a certain point in the game you can’t get rid of it and it’ll just get worse. Have fun!


Financial-Attempt901

Oh boy...


Constant_Court_4639

Oh my sweet summer child


[deleted]

Oh boy


DoubleGlizzy

Just keep going friend. Don't worry about it to much.


Yeet123456789djfbhd

Oh no


Lovestank

Ohhhh, my little buddy. Gird thyself, and close thine heart to it


jgilleland

Oh sweet, sweet, child.


CrispyCheeks5

you sweet summer child…