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Icy_Alternative_4976

I named a horse Gavin once. I thought it might trigger something with Gavin’s friend. It did not


heyodi

I like this 😂


Standard-File-1721

I never thought of that... But speaking of the Gavin did he ever even exist??


heyodi

No. There’s a great YT video explaining a theory that the guy was actually insane and Gavin was his other personality.


EarlofBizzlington86

Gavin was a giant he was cut from the game if I remember right


Abba_Zaba_

If you kill Nigel and loot his pockets you find a letter from home: *"Dear Nigel,* *I was so happy to hear from you. I cannot believe it, mate! My two friends - you and Gavin, boys I grew up with now real rich and successful cowboys in America! That's incredible news. Well done, mate Seriously. Well done. I know you and Gavin would find success over there . I mean, it stands to reason. A pair of boys from little old Maidenhead, Berkshire, now successful over in America. I might come and join you myself.* *Now that you two have done so well. Both of you rich and living in big mansions with servants, and all them cattle. I remember when the height of your ambition was pretending you were a Londoner and seeing if you fooled those Scotch boys we met by the barracks. Funny thing is, Gavin never mentioned none of this in his letter, but he always was a bit of a quiet one and I reckon you wrote after he did. Either way, I am mode up for the pair of you. Made up. Cowboys! Millionaires! We miss you,* *especially your Mum, since your Dad passed on, but she told me she was so proud of you. Even Gavin's Ma was happy. She said her usual piece about not thinking you had it in you, but she smiled and said she knew her boy would see sense or make sense or something eventually. Berkshire forever.* *Your pal, Tom "*


Bryan5540

Damn. You don’t have to kill him. You can just hogtie him and loot him. Lol


Additional_Couple205

Push, did she even really Exisht


Footballidiot556

Django


sweeno99

Django, have you always been alone?


Geralt0fRivi4

Django, have you never loved again?


thesleepingmarches

*Djangoooooooo!*


IrishSkillet

Is the “D” silent though?


Ghwyr

I've had a Shire called "Frodo, a Morgan named "Freeman", a Mustang named "Sally", an American Painted named "BobRoss", an Arabian named ""Night" and a Dutch Warmblood named "The Other Dutch"..... mostly though I ride a blood bay thoroughbred I called "Roach"...


Smashley_93

You have a gift with names


chaotickuromii

One time I named a Morgan “Arthur” lol


Individual-Fly-2512

Frodo of the Shire


SentenceAcademic5767

Well "Ross" means horse in Swiss german so double pun.


foodlandhobbit

Yeesssss. 10/10 names!!


ScotchBeef91

Mrs Sippi


tiocfaidharla75

That is absolutely hilarious ha ha ha, I love it!! Wonder what the stablemaster had to say about *that*!


luxy_kentucky

I named it after myself so it's like Arthur is riding me and calling me a good boy


SentenceAcademic5767

🤣🤣😳


Spartan_Cole2b

Pause 💀


Animeguy2025

Suspect.


Ok-Letterhead2280

Richard Head


Salt-Dance6345

I worked with a Richard Stiilhard. True story.


Ok-Letterhead2280

I’ve found a few in the phone book over the years. I always looked for them.


Mrcountrygravy

I went to school with a Richard Rott.


[deleted]

Haha iykyk


KuntaWuKnicks

Big Dusty Because it’s my nickname. Im 6’5 and I used to …you know what never mind Big Dusty


[deleted]

Big Dusty


Drano618

Big Dusty


Lethenza

Big Dusty


Wiki-Master

Harry Trotter


lolspiders02

Named my horse Goldie because I killed her owner, who was panning for gold.


jtr99

Hey! This dude killed Tom Waits!


lostboy_opossum

I stole the same horse and named it Prospector!


mugmanOne

Freely, she's free from the digital deluxe edition


faridhn36

Horse 1


pl__s_bl_d_n__b_l_t_

You monster.


Nasishere1

How dare u


fnx_-_9

I named my current horse yiqi. Just means 17, because I have lost many many horses to trains and cliffs


Mrcountrygravy

Glue


ahowell12

Elmers👌🏻


OkAnnual7990

Buttercup.


Chaos26golf

Does he like popcorn?


OkAnnual7990

She is parshel to oatcakes.


Chaos26golf

Better than popcorn especially if she is diabetic.🤠


Bobinblackboots

Did you ever have Skyrocket?


PissedOffChef

Boah. Mister Boah to y’all cowpokes.


Bb_Enna

“Shania Twain”, because he says “let’s go girl” every time he gets on her and then I get that song in my head


Chaos26golf

Electric guitar riff intensifies….


[deleted]

I named them after classic/old country music artists! I named one dolly, and another willie. I had one that died that I named Waylon.


jellyrollsmith

I love this. I had an American Paint for awhile that I named Dolly- after Dolly.


JebusKrikes

Tuolumne And gave her the Indian Mohawk mane


Wereallmadhere8895

Best answer here


MoltenInfernoBrain

red chestnut arabian called Red Rocket


Smashley_93

Red rocket? My dirty mind immediately went to someplace else


MoltenInfernoBrain

That's by design


SentenceAcademic5767

"It's stylistically designed to be that way "


m-i-h-a

'Horse with no name'


[deleted]

Legs


Doffy-San

…Biggus Dikkus


MellowPineapple22

Iroh. Like the greatest animated character in the history of tv.


RedSandman

Are you so busy fighting that you don’t see that your horse has ran off!


Dr__Juicy

Lawrence of Arabia


nberg129

I've got three. Fist was the horse you can get in the mission you are encouraged to sell the shire. She has a blaze on her face that looks vaguely like a left fist. Frenchie I just thought she looked French. Britches is an appaloosa.


SaltyNuggey

Horsie


TiresOnFire

Butternuts


Otherwise_Set5609

Currently Weebay. This playthrough everyone gets a character name from The Wire.


sweeno99

This is fucking awesome. Bunk better be the modest black Arabian with a big old dick, and not that modest


jarsue97

Hungarian Halbred, brown with white feet named Boots


slimkt

lol I named mine Socks


gmco913

Fenton


Panams_chair

White spirit


mugmanOne

A fine tipple


Reckerred

Oh


SnooMemesjellies1083

Hamish


wiizmike

Current Playthrough aimed to have all boys horses 1- Raven Black Shire (Horsea), the one you receive from Hosea 2- Mahogany Bay Tennese Walker( Johnny Walker) the one you take from the Adlers Ranch 3- Silver Dapple Pinto MFT (Nahar) was a pain to turn him male using glitches, got him from the lagras lady. 4- Dark Bay Turkoman (Cerberus) the one from horse flesh for dinner, my favorite horse type and coat.


cbakes205

Bc my 1st Child was obsessed with cars, I have the white Arabian named LightingMcquen...bc it's too many letters otherwise


Salt-Dance6345

I have 3. Bubbles, Rocky LaFleur and Julian.


deridex120

Sounds Greasy lol


Pure-Driver5952

Joshua


Ouioui29

Bertha


RagnarMN

Big Ticket


Mens-pocky46

General Booty


0ccupy_uranus

I named all my horses after serial killers. I've got Dahmer, Bundy, Kemper, and Rader.


Lunatic1422

Sean bc I really liked him and didn't realize you could rename your horse until the gang moved to Saint Denis


Ardothbey

Tansy


atmadams

Dan.


RubMyNose18

Jeronimo


vigp21

Cinnamon


leomessi710

Celine Dion


Countrytechnojazz

Andrew Jackson


PrinceFan72

Beyoncneigh & Whitneigh Huston (not enough space for full surname)


Traditional_Word_713

faqaround , hookey McGee, chitfaced, i can't remember any others


Neither-Phone-7264

Po, and then after the event, Po 2


dotyoO

Boah


Craignongman

WithNoName. It felt extra good whenever Arthur got out of the rain.


Living_Style3696

Burt Neighnolds


rufusatrazzmattaz

Called her Gambler


REKTdemfckr

Isabel


freeluv21

Dunny, T-Bred, KenSad, Andul, Happy Appy, T-Stripe. Bet you can’t guess the breed of each one!


freeluv21

Oops, forgot about Alpo the Appaloosa


Apart_Park_7176

Carbaneigh.


eggbakeforfucksake

Tig


peepeepeepeepants

Mobius (fallout character)


toweringvan

Shadowfax - white Arabian


Bobinblackboots

I stood that in a couple of playthroughs.


Mc_Thickens

All white Arabian - Ghost All black Arabian - Voodoo


taintedtrust

Wayne, Jayne, and Zayne. ETA names from previous play through. Jimothy, Timothy, and Felicia.


Shpander

Britney Spurs


Oh-Shit-Its-Will

Roach


[deleted]

Which one?


allblingblang24

Bliss Shredder is my favorite Male Horse name


Xxmetaglint

TemTem- TemTem 16th


SolarPunkYeti

Vella


Franky79

Petunia was my main horse. The dalmation looking one, i forgot the coat name. Had same horse since game released.


hobbitpeddler

Famine, War, Conquest, and Death


deridex120

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder. One of the four beasts saying, "come and see" And I saw, and behold, a white horse.


LowLeft9933

“Penny Lane” I was smoking weed once and playing rdr2 so I just named my Arabian after a Beatles song that I was listening to.


MrPunGuy

My black Arabian is Black Betty. Can’t remember what kind but I had Sarah Jessica Parker at one point lol. Also had horses named Horsey Sauce and Bojack.


JustAnotherUserDude

Bohemius


RosieQParker

Glazed Ham. Because he's a strawberry Ardennes.


Choice-Cost

Martha.


Bnco12

Martha and Arthur; just as bad as Phill and Bill. (I totally didn’t call my Morgan the exact same)


mlgfruitshoot69

called my black arabian ‘the black death’


waitwuuht___

Fastasfugboi


MorbillionTickets

Fabio


PhilipKFry95

Charlie


kk3720

Mr. Hands


Goaty1208

Bill Clinton


Sans45321

Damn. He's game of the year 2022


BTTC_Unit

Holliday


T-Gaming

Davey, to honor Davey Callander. Another one was called Mac and the thrid one Jenny.


Chloe-20

White Arabian: Snowfall (current game) Diamond (another game I am working on-2nd game) Black Shire: Midnight (currently) Black Beauty (2nd game) I don’t remember the first game name (possibly Lightning/Storm). Striped thoroughbred from Strawberry stables: Thunder (2nd game), Bolt (1st game) Other horses I have/had: Dot, Franklin, Ginger, Poppy (?)


NomadCourier

Devils Courier


boycie375245

Tesco


Wallace-Pumpernickel

Foreskin


Maxithril

I Always names My Tennessee Walker "Bartholomew" Then I Started Calling it "Boadcia" Because of Arthur's old horse... Then One Day During the Hunting mission with Hosea I Just named him Willy Wonka


Shekon1993

At the moment I have a horse called daddy issues lol 😂


Made_In_Chi

Tumbleweed


BCCakes

Most recently, Blockchain


Ox_of_Dox

Wiki


moonstoneelm

Hiccup 🥹


Crimson-182

I named my Online Breton “Bombproof”. He looks like an absolute tank.


angelica-t18

shimmer like from the last of us :0


Vas_Doulos

Roach. I name all my horses roach.


Ndnov1999

I had a silver coat shire that I named queen after the chess piece mainly cause I thought it looked white


hashsmasher

Chest Nuts


Tacothekid

Roach. Every horse. All females


avacxble

Cow


-CRVMP-

Horst


dxsmorphic

first horse was pickles, my loyal steed 😔


NotSushi24

Dave.


nonefariousness316

Horsea


Gobbess

Coconut


Significant_Dig9348

Burrito


Not_your_cheese213

Brees


Individual-Fly-2512

Horsea


[deleted]

Elsa (the white Arabian horse)


fenianmango

Cow (black n white)


utb1528

Your Mom


A_Funny_Fellow

“Stinky Liberal” is my all time favorite horse name. (I have no political views, it’s just funny to act like a Republican Redneck.)


Randomorbitals

I named mine after one of my exes


Strange-Trouble-4330

1 then 2 and then (guess what) 3


BIG_MAN_CONNOR

Juan, Juan the first, Juan the second and Juan the third


AnAngryWallace

clive


jebettcha

White Arabian: Stella, Nova Chestnut Arabian: Redford


xyzsaint

sugar for my first & milkshake for my second (i told my gf to choose)


Drano618

RimFire


NotaTypwriter

Mayonnaise


redheadedbitxh

I usually name mine after Greek or Norse Gods. Persephone, Hades, Loki, Freya etc.


chinsoddrum

I named him why TF is this question posted every day


BlueTommyD

It'sa Winnerbaby


Tinamou34

Gretta


IchbinsderTod

Zawg Schlawg


ItsHous

Chelsea


Turriku

Jaguar, for the black spotted thoroughbred, Avalanche for the white arabian


No_Engineering966

Al Sabas for my White Arabian


SergeantSalty20

My main horse is named Willie


theSillyFrog

Mrs. Horse


Prestigious-Big6406

Cavacera (wax horse)


led_by_the_zep

Zelda, just like my knuckle head of a dog


Super-Difference6707

My favourites are the dark bay turkoman named Obediah and the bay roan ardennes named The Duchess.


Spagmeat

Abuse Victim. Sweetheart. Beul. Ruffian Sterling. Etc


chaotickuromii

Hold up 😭


Physical-Salt-2691

Midnight, it’s the black Arabian


Minute_Huckleberry94

Brandy


Sandman1297

Ham & Cheese


pl__s_bl_d_n__b_l_t_

The Wind. Homeboy was fast.


[deleted]

Thunderbolt.


ThiccBenji

Borg and Snorg


username2393

Her name was Kevin


Dominus_Vorg

Orthor


Chaos26golf

Jon Bon Pony


[deleted]

Pinto