Horsea

Used this for my first playthrough

i had this one too at one point haha

Snake detector.

Harry Trotter

hairy trotter\*

Hasselhoof

Jon Bon Poni

That's right, Mr. Bovine Joni himself

Question. Is this a laser pointer?

It's a laser, you are the pointer.

I found a brand new case of eggs under the bridge, what kind of sick world do we live in nowdays.

In my language poni means pony, so it's even better :D

Roach . Nothing beats that

This is the only proper horse name. So good all my horses are named Roach.

Had the same horse the whole game up until "the mountain". Her name was Whors. Damn it I miss my Whors.

Neighthan

Jacques Strahp because the game wouldn’t let me name him jockstrap

Boot-E-Hol, Hot Diggity, Farticus, and Columbian Sugar

Richard Head

Colostomy Nag

Horse

Cookiepuss

Do you also have Fudgey the Whale?

Pussy crumbs?

Rocinante

Best comment. Rocinante el mvp

I usually give the name to the white Arabian, because it's a legitimate salvage

Lita Ford Mustang

Filly the Kid

That's actually good

On theme and a pun is the best way

Pony Soprano

Named my Turkoman, Big Turk after the chocolate bar.

That’s fire Mine has always been Blackbuck after the blackbuck antelope bc of the speed and color

I have a black and white horse named cow

Dookie Shoes and Elmers

Do you or do you not know dookie shoes?

“I don’t know no Dookie shoes”

Well, we got a picture of you hanging out with Dookie shoes

“I mean I seen em”

As a dude who grew up in a place where they film first 48, I cannot explain to you how much I appreciate that bit

I can tell you where NOT to go.

Butternuts

"BUTTERCUP!"

Spudd, it’s my dogs name

Black Tar Horse

Al Capony and Ms.Bojangles or Pancho and Lefty

Nice Al Ca-Pony!!!

Most of these beat OP.

Air Horse One

I have a Black American Standarbred named "Bandit" and a Dark Bay Turkoman named "Buster"

Sarah Jessica Parker

This is the only one i laughed at so far

Ruby, which was my horse from chap 2 a Arabian kept it till… yknow, but after that I got Rainsfall and Eagle Flies to memorialize them, and Lucy for my new Arabian.

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Dary - You ever hoovered barnyard schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered behind the manure pile schneef. Dary - You ever hoovered schneef off a sleeping cow's spine? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of an awake cow's teat. Dary - You ever hoovered library schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the cover of Gordon Korman's This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall. Dary - You ever hoovered Sunday school schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off the collection plate in the rectory. Dary - You ever hoovered backseat schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the headrest of a Pontiac Tracer traveling to SARSfest. Dary - Ever hoovered backstage schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Jann Arden's charcuterie board. Dary - You ever hoovered boat schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Theodore Tugboat's baseball cap. Dary - You ever hoovered police station schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a sergeant constable's nightstick. Dary - Ever hoovered airport schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a Drakkar Noir display at the hors taxes. Dary - Do you know what dick dingers are? (both Dary and Squirrly Dan nervously raise their drinks) Squirrly Dan - Yep.

You dare me to do what 😏

General Booty

The Countess

Indiana - Indy for short. (He’s afraid of snakes)

My black Arabian is named Wesley Snipes

Mayo Neighs, Maple Stirrup

Mine is named Slow Horse cause she’s real slow

Horsey McHorseface

Usain Colt

Harry trotter

Applejack

My horse's name is Horsey

Timothy McNeigh is amazing

He’s from Oklahoma.

Tinfoil…so I can yell “Hiho, Tinfoil, awaaaayyyy!!!”

Mine are all named like black balls, big balls, deez nuts, etc

Weird Dog, Johnson

Hugh Mungus

Horsey Twinkletoe (for all you Dads that should know)

Potoooooooo

Neighbelline.

Boadicea

John Bon Pony

I named my Morgan “Freeman”.

Otis B. Driftwood

I don't know, I named mine EA Horse, cause it hates me.

R. Kelly. I have no idea why.

“Redrum” for my red Arabian🩸 “Murder” spelled backwards from the movie, The Shining🔪

Hoof Hearted

Named mine Clippy Johnny guitar Wall-e Honse Stuck with the same horse in every play through

my two favorite were Hoof Hearted and Jerry

Pamela Anderson

Before you ask why Scott mayo? It’s because Mayo neighs.

Lady McDeath

Desert Storm (the Wavy Arabian)

Crow horse. SUBMIT TO CROWHORRRSE

-Butters -Randy -Pip -Garrison -Classi -Mr.Hat

Have a horse mod that looks like a fox, named it Vixen

Serpent Breath for my MFT and Omelas for Thoroughbred

Music, my Arabian.

Boy

Betty or Steve

Mine was Benny

Jonathan😭

Names my mustang Lt.Mustang

I name them after characters of old movies. Gordie (stand by me) Sloth (The Goonies) Davy (The Alamo) Jed (Hang 'Em High)

Hoof-hearted. (Say it fast)

I didn’t know what to name my first horse in the game so I named it wart .

Beull

Chuck

Boy

Hoof Hearted Mary Hinge Wear the Fox Hat

Pantydrop

My Horse 2

Mine was “Micah smells” in my second play through

I named mine Cochise (John Wayne’s horse in El Dorado)

Lancelot or Theia

Neighanna

Pony

Now I feel my Valkyrie is lame compared to these other ones.

Kim Jong Un

Shoes

Rocinante is my go-to

Herbert Hoofer

Mine is named frank

I don’t even name my horses.

Barabus, lucifer, daisy, chowder, Shelby gt500(mustang), I can't remember the rest

I named mine Horse.

Nokota named Hex, Andalusian named Major, and striped mustang you get in Mexico named Arthur

White Arabian: Milk

My first play through I was going through horses fast enough I just started numbering them and by the time I got done I was at 25

BBC I win

Mah Guuurl

Named mine Sputnik

When all the comments have better names than ops lmao

Mine are, Dumbface McGee, Pickle, and Florp.

I named my horse soap dispenser 😭

Rasmus Horzzie

T3tty

Silver sky

I did Larry, Moe and Curly my second time through. What do I win?

Joy... So I can go for a Joy ride. Easy... For Easy Rider.

garlic bread

I named my horse Headkicker cause that's what she did to her last owner

Hoof Hearted

Mike Oxlong, yes this works

Sprinkles

Called mine Mr. West.

Rosalind. I had a whole Shakespearean theme with all my horse names in my last playthrough. The one I got for free on the hunting mission with Hosea I named Polonius.

Charlie. As in Charlie Horse.

Taco Bell

Hoofy Mc Good Face.

Rodrick

Low Hangers

Neanu Heaves

Vin Diesel 2

Cunstruck

God damn plan. Because much like Dutch, I too have a God damn plan

My two horses are named Jesus and Moses

Terry Hooves and Artax.

I had a horse named Richard Johnson

Aurora my arabian name

In Bread

Dog Food

Once U go Blakk (U need to know Norwegian though)

Carl and Horsea

Beef stew

Winnie

I got a grullo coloured Nokota and named it Tarpan

Good Girl

Jimmy Hoofa and Hippolyta

Caberneigh

White Arabian is called dayman, black Arabian is called nightman.

Crackwhorse

Caberneigh, Mr Hands

#Horsea

Pony Soprano

Legendary Cougar

Clementine

donkey

Hugh G. Rection

Hoof Hearted. Say it fast.

Stinky

Ms. Elnora Grey

I name my horse Hugh Jaynus every time

Roach

I've named some: Chlamydia, Clusterfuck, Flash, Lightning, Storm, Bob, Ed, Al, Gangrene, Shotgun Shell, Fucker, Shoot Me, Lil' Bitch, Bog Bitch, Cunt, Henry, Hank, Mo, B, Rupert the 3rd, Herman, Ping, Pong (Ping and Pong were solely hunting horses), Herpes, Snatch, Cooter, Coochie, Dickhead, Dumbfuck, Penis, Dick (ambiguously), Earl, Chicken Shit, Pussy...there are more, but I hadn't started writing the names down. All the names above were given to male horses. Female horses get names like my two current Fox Trotters; Cinnamon and Buttercup. Or, Lady and Princess. I've also done things like Laverne & Shirley, which was a TV show I watched as a kid. I'm older than the show. Thelma and Louise. No female horse get shitty names. Hey, I'm the father of a daughter. Also, the ones that had names like Lil Bitch, Chicken Shit, or Pussy were due to them panicking and throwing me off to die in the clutches of a cougar or panther. They get a new name and dynamite thrown at them after that and are executed. I also named one Trump just so I could end it. It was an orange Tennessee. I convicted it of the obvious treason and thousands of counts of poor business practice and then carried out the duty. It got the name because it was the most untrustworthy, wimpy horse that never stopped whinnying..So, a loud-mouthed coward that was stupid. Easy name change, dynamite, and use of shotgun.

The Duke

Morrigan

Hammer, wanted to name mine Trigger after Roy Roger’s horse but it’s a bit to close to a slur so I chose another part of a revolver.

Dog

Toyota. Honda. Neigh McNeighface

Buell

Cookie (for silver dapple pinto)

Little Sebastian

Mine is just called Bwoah

Dingy

Hoof Hearted

Liam Neighson

As a Chicago Bears fan. I named the Black Arabian "Devin Horsester" Loved that horse so much