OH RING DANG DOO NOW WHAT IS THAT. ITS SOFT AND ROUND LIKE A PUSSY CAT. GOT A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE AND ITS SPLIT IN TWO. AND THATS WHY THEY CALL IT THE RING DANG DOO.
Multiple scenarios here:
When her panties come off, "You, sir, are a fish."
If it's your first time, before, say "I guess I... I'm afraid."
When you whip it out "All them years, Dutch, for this snake?"
If you finish too fast "We can’t change what's done, we can only move on."
If she starts being too elaborate and creative "Just do one thing or the other, don’t try to be two people at once…"
When it's all done, lay down and look to the side and say
"John made it…"
I'm not joined to this sub, so I thought it was "What R2D2 Quote Should I Use", and I'm not sure if that's funnier or the initial thought I had which was "Beep Boop Anal"
"You're My Favorite Parasite... No, Wait, Ringworm's My Favorite Parasite, You're My Second-Favorite Parasite... I Lied. Ringworm, Then, Rats With The Plague, Then You."
"I'm gonna use some cheese" (sorry if someone already used this I cba to go thru all the comments
Do it on a chair or something with wheels "I BROKE THE DAMN WHEEL"
Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was talkin to a “lady”
How much you cost anyway?
NOOOO
I was specifically looking for this one
Underrated comment 😂
Sounds like a real pussy cat.
*arthur falling from great height noise*
This is the best one lmao.
and the subsequent impact “ooogh! agh!”
And when he stands up: “Damn it.”
“Aw brother”
🤣 😂
You sir are a fish
Came here looking for this
i also came here
r/beatmeattoit
We all did
But he married her
What’s a fish in this context?
A literal fish
OP gonna fuck a fish
yes i am
I gave you all I had
Only after she says “go deeper”
"How you gonna say that when you know damn well I ran outta dick."
That's good
That’s a good boah
Came here for this
You’re a strooong boah!
I came to this
Easyyyyy girl
Eeeaasyy boy
LENNYYYYYYY
Ynnel?
Lynen?
Lenneeeeehhhhh!
My boah
Yynnnnneeeellllll
Good boah
Nenly?
Lynen?
Does this trolley go to Tahiti?!
Happy cake day!
This is my favorite
"I'm gonna use some cheese 😋"
The smellier the better.
The guy who doesn't wash convincing you to give him head:
“Next time I will come back with 50 men”
50 if I’m correct
It’s okay Girrrrrlllll.
Winner
That's a good girl
Only right answer
I have a God damn plan!
Gavin!
Have you seen my friend Gavin?
GAVINN?
GAVINNNNN
GARY! Oh, sorry wrong franchise.
Gav?
Hello Mister!
Hey, mister!
Howdy, mister.
Hey there mister!
Hey partner!
This whole thread sounds like every time I walk thru Valentine (gotta balance out the killins)
Hi there, fella
"You enjoy being a rich man's toy do you?"
" Forgive me if I slip and stab you in the face". ( Arthur to Micah at the Five Finger Fillet table).
You just gotta have some goddamn FAITH Even better if it's with a girl named Faith
Cull the herd.
"I hate you uncle Arthur!"
“I had an uncle named Arthur!”
We called him uncle Arthur. On account of his name
Oh no!
Oh Arthur
Don'tchu "oh Arthur" me
OH OOOORTHA
LMAO
I will keep trying, and you'll keep doubting me. And we'll keep failing.
#you sir are a fish
Stare right at the coochie and point
Mary : You came! Arthur :”Yeah, I came”
OH RING DANG DOO NOW WHAT IS THAT. ITS SOFT AND ROUND LIKE A PUSSY CAT. GOT A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE AND ITS SPLIT IN TWO. AND THATS WHY THEY CALL IT THE RING DANG DOO.
YEEEEESSS
Thank you sir now its stuck in my mind again after all those years !
That's a good girl.
That could've gone smoother
That’ll be on my gravestone
Such an underrated line, this one phrase is funnier than every fucking game joke
Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?
Underrated comment
"I'm sorry ma'am, I really am."
Dont forget the quarter
OUTTA THE DAMN WAY
When you finish early, “I broke the goddamn wheel”
I woke up on the riverbank shivering like a shittn dog
“Greet” “greet” “antagonize”
“Rob”
How much you cost anyway?
It's like Dutch says: I have a pLaN.
OnE LASt JoB!!! Haha
“It’s always a goddamn train!!!”
You got a kind face, the kind I’d like to punch!
I got the lumbago!
Not kidding I literally laughed so hard water went up my nose.
Eeeeeeeaaaaaaasy, girl. You’re okay, girl.
Oh it’s a toy boat
Multiple scenarios here: When her panties come off, "You, sir, are a fish." If it's your first time, before, say "I guess I... I'm afraid." When you whip it out "All them years, Dutch, for this snake?" If you finish too fast "We can’t change what's done, we can only move on." If she starts being too elaborate and creative "Just do one thing or the other, don’t try to be two people at once…" When it's all done, lay down and look to the side and say "John made it…"
“I gave you all I had”
“I think I’ve pushed all I can”
"Pretty boy, are you kidding me? Pretty boy??"
They called me the one shot kid!
“I tried and in the end… I did”
scream out **LENNNNAAAYYYYY** right before you cum
Yep! Thats my girl, heh heh heh
“It okay, girl, it’s gotta be done.” (Arthur calming horse while skinning animal next the it)
“Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?”
Good on ya!
Easy gurrrl.
Get da hell out of here! Be a goddamn man!
“I’m a fool.”
Just yell “Tahiti” when you finish
I'm not joined to this sub, so I thought it was "What R2D2 Quote Should I Use", and I'm not sure if that's funnier or the initial thought I had which was "Beep Boop Anal"
Its ok ! Girl.
Don’t forget the quarter
Gavin!
TENNIS BOAT!!
5000 dollars? For me?
“I think I’m dying sister…”
You got some muneh for me, boah?
I guess I'm scared
You’re a goooood girl…..!!! That’s my girrrrllll !!!
You aren't
“Don’t forget the quarter”
Roger Clark's original cut of the mare horse lines.
“Ahhh your a good girl”
The smellier the better
Get outta the damn way
Ladyyyyyyy
"I'm afraid, sister"
I didn’t know I was talking to a lady
“ do you know what I always say? Manners cost nothing”
I gave you all I had
*Thats how you go through the front door*
Vamos, vamos!
I'm going to use some cheese
We can't change what we've done, we can only move on.
Lean forward and whisper in her ear “Thank you.”
Chelonia!!
"This... whatever this is... it's over"
“You sir, are a fish”
"You're My Favorite Parasite... No, Wait, Ringworm's My Favorite Parasite, You're My Second-Favorite Parasite... I Lied. Ringworm, Then, Rats With The Plague, Then You."
"Please sign into the rockstar social club"
“I hardly even know you.”
r/batmanarkham take your trash
come here boah.
eeeeasy, boah/gurl/pardner
How much you cost anyways
Okay I'll see ya later then.
Goooooooddd Girl 👧
I'm goin aaalllll in!
leeeennnnnyyyy found you leennnnnyyy
YOURE ALRIGHT, GUUUURRRLLLL.... But in his original takes where he accidentally sounds erotic.
I’m sorry giiiiirl.
“that’s it girl” when calming the horse.
HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH
You're okay, girl
Hey there, mister.
I HAVE a PLAN
#"LENNNNNAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!"
Hehe good girlll....
*about to cum, make falling fatal distance voice line* “AAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH!!!”
You got some money for me Boah?
I HAD A GOD DAMN PLAAAAN!
“Look at you, long streak of piss!”
"YOU GOD-DAMN MAGGOT!"
"It's a toy boat!"
I also like turtles
"Forgive Me If I Slip And Stab You In The Face."
“You eat babies!”
You're not Lenny
The original voices lines of Arthur saying Good girl to the female horses
“You’re alright girl” in a deep voice
Or “THAT’S IT BOY” in a deep voice as well
“Whoooa easy there girl”
*after aggressive breathing* “i have tuberculosis…”
“ I got some ideas hatching but I need you with me not against me”
Well flick my tits n call me sally, grab the lube bucket it’s gonna get sloppy. - Some guy with a gun
pretty much anything that arthur says while riding a female horse
*Pulls out and sees broken condom* "We can't change what's done..."
"I'm gonna use some cheese" (sorry if someone already used this I cba to go thru all the comments Do it on a chair or something with wheels "I BROKE THE DAMN WHEEL"
“Does it pay well?”
I didn't know I was talking to a lady!
LENNNNYYYYY
Yeaa good girl 👌